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116) I don’t know why they ask us questions at job interviews, you know we are all lying. I guess the person who wins the job is the best liar.
117) Biko this Chris Brown's case is not ordinary eyes, Is it possible for your village winches to cross Atlantic ocean with you during slave trade and still give you close marking after about 7 generations?
118) We practice green politics, we recycle our leaders.

We are always on top, The only good news since Buhari entered.

To get to Osogbo high you must smoke weed on the way

Basketmouth you don baff, Mark Zuckerberg who you epp

Wow very accurate and insightful. I have always thought in those lines but never able to articulate it so succinctly. Better Together, we can all learn and help each other.

who is victoh?

moutew:
Funny..................

Thanks I am glad you found it funny.

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Very funny, but where you do you get your Oshogbo weed? I am asking for my neighbour ni

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How is this an achievement, how much has he invested? How? Maybe image wise it is good but an achievement for our youth, we need to stop this, it is great he is coming but I am sure he is not doing this as a Charity, he understands that one in 7 blacks are Nigerians, we are cultural giants maybe infrastructure is still F rated, All those useless Nigerians abroad that when you asked them before where are you from? they used to say my parents are Nigerian, all of them are back home now hustling, they realised that no where else will give them the opportunity to hustle like in Lasgidi. My sister let wait and see before calling it an achievement for our Youth, Aunty Calm down ooo

There was the Oni phase, now is the time of Zuckerberg, wiya washing

very creative, I am not calling you a liar by the way

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113) Everybody is praying for nails so they can hammer.
114) Nicki minaj got award for best breast from 360 nobs, I don’t understand ooo how can you be the most intelligent student if you bought your waec result?
115) Me: what does your dad do? Zahra: He does lining, Me: is he a tailor? Zahra: no he is a politician he is lining his pocket.

I guess they should change the meaning of problem then

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hausa has the number in Africa, I dont know how many of them actually use facebook, but I guess ubiquitous now, so many but in Africa hausa is spoken by about 69 million people (wikipedia). It is just a case of number, the same reason Nigerians are very relevant, 1 in every seven black person in the world is a Nigerian.

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Twallace:
Of course, Mrs. Osibanjo and Mrs. Saraki is the third lady

Then who is the fourth lady?

The Second Greatest hustler of my generation, I salute you Mark, If you fit show for my place around 10, the table is set, the kids are excited to meet you! The definition of Famzing!

If Aisha is the first lady, who is the second lady?

ara ija leyin wa!

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Chrisrare:
Very funny.. Nice one op

Thanks

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