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Please tell him to pass me her contact, I will do it for half that price, After all I am not doing this for the money, I have been known to convert a few!

Why dont you drop it and we will be the judge!

Imagine you don't know who he is and decide to bet with him, na one chance you enter be that!

3 months and he didn't realise! Papa God pick up my phonecall too ooo, if you just try to check my balance I will know :-)

What can one do?.

Thanks in Advance.

Yes I need help too they are saying there is no booklet available it is past 3 weeks now, what can one do?

53) I want to be so rich when women see me they are like -how can I trap him?
54) Before people used to wake up to hustle for money, now people wake up to hustle for likes.
55) I dropped my phone so now every phone call is a private call.

50) I don’t date big women due to health and safety, Legally I am not allowed to carry anything above 60 Kg alone.
51) Jonathan was competent in economic matters but incompetent in corruption matters. Buhari is competent in corruption matters but incompetent in economy. Jonathan should have remained president and Buhari should have elected as EFCC chairman.
52) If a Nigerian has an option to poison himself with local or foreign poison, a Nigerian will always choose foreign poison.

Chai awon omo Chesterfield!

Our DSS will be on it. If true She is on her own!

47) If you love someone let them go, if they come back they couldn’t do better.
48) No wonder Seun Kuti be aitheist, he smoke so much weed so tey he thinks he is the most high.
49) Is a critic not really a paid hater?

My people say a fool at 52 is a fool for...

adesanya2014:
Nice 1 . I like the fact that u r original

Thanks very much bros!!!

Buhari will not listen to Nigerians, this guy cannot hear anything!

44) Nigeria typical, they sent our team to Olympics, food dem no give but expect them to bring back gold. They want you to pull yourself up by your shoestrap but common slippers dem no give you.
45) Upon all Nigerian’s noise, A Kenyan is the first to rule America, but the main reason a Kenyan ruled first is because election in the US is a marathon not a sprint.
46) 5 star music is full of 3 star artists.

RIP Land is chopping people RIP Ogaba

When we are not organised, I won't be surprised if that had happened in Nigeria. Buhari please change this change- Gordons

41) Most guys don’t like a female boss not me, I don’t mind a woman on top!
42) I would hate to be an artist in China, you sell like 100 million albums and you are still upcoming.
43) AY first movie- 30 days in Atlanta, the next one a trip to Jamaica, does AY know that he can apply for a country’s visa without shooting a movie there, someone should tell him most countries give visiting. I don’t want to see a week in Russia oooo.

she is not that smart if she ended up doing Porn!

It is application that matters not potential- think of UK and Nigeria. In terms of potentials Nigeria has more, in terms of application UK is far ahead.

God spoke to you while sitting on the Couch, are you sure it was not your manager calling you!

38) They have only one queen and we call it ilu oba, we have over 1000 kings and queens, isn’t our land the real ilu oba.
39) Asa and small doctor kolewerk, jog ninu Sambisa kolewerk, chop stick mu kunu kolewerk.
40) The fastest text reply you will ever get is text me your account number.

solz007:
keep winning, you're good!!

Thanks I really appreciate am :-)

These Ugandans should say the truth, this immigration officials wanted to hang out with him for 7 hours :-) Arrest Ko Arrest ni

After collecting autographs belle full they let him go. God/everything

NCAN I have cooked, abeg beans don oooo come carry your plate oooo

Chief Chef NCAN Lagos Branch

35) The P-square got back together because they realise that blood is thicker than zobo.
36) I am dating a Chinese girl, I am not even sure if her love is real.
37) In the past, bad women were called witches, now they are called bi’tches, men have not changed a bit.

I use 3310, I can leave it anywhere.

32) If you manage to get admission into Ede Poly and something is telling you to drop out that you will be next Mark Zucekrberg, abeg no try am ooo, Na God I use beg you. If you drop out na one chance you enter.
33) Nigeria teaches you about success because on the road to success there are many pot holes.
34) The Nigerian budget is like our woman bum bum padded.

29) What is the meaning of colonise? When 9ice don craze.

30) I am a fine boy no pimples with make-up

31) Agbo to tadi meyin ogbon ati salo lowa.

26) An arse’hole Canadian is a very friendly American.

27) Everything is Buhari’s fault, Give person food without fork. See what buhari has caused during GEJ era they used to bring food with fork!

28) Is ballet not really stretching with music?

23) England -a country where you pay a tax on a tax.

24) Procrastination is not always bad, think about the lives saved because a terrorist is procrastinating.

25) I am not saying you are ugly, I am just saying you look like every before picture.

20) White people improve technologically, we improve dancially, I swear before the i-phone 8 is out, black people will have a new dance!

21) Everybody is weird if you really get to know them and the most common weirdness is what we call normal.

22) I think I am better than everyone, I think I have inferiority simple.