₦airaland Forum

talina:
^^^ And women need to eat just one soup the rest of their lives ?

Women are engineered differently from men. What part of that don't you understand? The laws don't apply evenly. Biological differences between both sexes allow one sex to behave in a certain way and the other sex to behave another way. Consequently, the fact that one sex can do something with impunity does not mean that the other sex can necessarily do the same thing and get away with it. See Players Book, Chap. 5, V. 4 (2010).

onila:
I am beautiful and I cant cook. .
any man will marry even tho i cant cook

Don't worry. I will marry you and hire a fine house girl with big nyansh to cook for me in high heels.

lefu

ebe like say ya pally need big yansh kele wey holo thighs. no kind yanshing fit give dat kain lepa kele yansh oooo. a word is enough for d wise.

Van snickers:
@ op
SMOKERS OF IGBO(MARIJUANA) ARE LIABLE TO DIE YOUNG OR TURN TO TERRY G.
A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE.

Only God gives long life. Marijuana is not that bad for you. Don't believe the hype.

slimyem:
*rubs eyes*
am i reading right?
Princek12 is now equal to GANJA MAN right??

Ganja is good for you; it makes you think outside of the box.

2kurupt:
@Poster, wat hv you been smoking?

I have been smoking the cigars of life.

Amya:
Who says? This is very false people. Don't buy this crap.

This is not crap, me dear. Jada and Will practice it, and it has worked thus far.

I know you are wondering that what the heck am I talking about. Well, you are reading correctly. Imagine allowing your husband to see other women. He will appreciate and love you more, and he would not have to cheat on you. He would cherish you and place you higher than the other women, for those other women would just be there to satisfy his intimate needs. A man is not programmed to be intimate with one woman for the rest of his life, so I think it is imperative for ladies to know that sex differs from love. Your husband would still love you and give your priority, and the other women would be there solely for intimacy. Ladies should recognize that a man needs to satisfy the biological urge of being intimate with other women. It is not our fault; blame it on testosterone. All too many marriages fail because the husband strays outside of the marriage, often finding himself in the arms of other ladies without his wife's consent. A husband who feels that he will only be intimate with his wife for his entire life feels that he has been sentenced to life to one vee jay jay. This thought scares many husbands. Trust me, ladies, if you allow your husband to see other women, he would love, adore, and cherish you, and you would live happily ever after. I am just a messenger.

It shows that the problem with Nigeria is her people.

Okija_juju:
Let me laugh small!!

So those bad english speaking, make-up babes na ehn fine pass Nigerian actresses?! Chai! This OP must be smoking that NAFDAC unapproved weed again.

My brother, you can only call a maximum of 5 to 10 Ghanaian actreesses wey fine, a[b]nd only the Yoruba movie actresses not even Mainstream Nollywood will produce 50 stunnas to beat your 10 Ghanaian chicks hands down.[/b]

Charley mepacho leff Anago babes hand.

out of the 50, name 10 Yoruba actresses who are finer than the Ghanaian actresses listed by the OP. Action is bigger than a big mouth.

Goldieluks:
Jackie Appiah is not even pretty with her short legs like super malt bottle. miss overrated.

Jackie appiah is sexy. She exudes femininity and has a nice caramel complexion. So who do you think is fine, then?

cynthiafred67:
Oga lagcity, I want to do all the cooking cleaning, massage, service and even enjoy my husband money. B4 me there should be no other wife (because I no wan tif person food)even after me there should still be no other wife(make person no tif my own)  ehn no plenty so I no fit share am with anybody abeg.

good. If you do all the things you mentioned you are unlikely to be a second wife. it is women who usually don't cook, clean, massage, and service their husbands who end up being the second wife.

Why do people resort to conjecture? The poster has said that in his opinion Ghanaian actresses are hotter than Nigerian actresses, and has posted pictures to support his assertion. So far, the poster's pictures do support his assertion. For people who disagree with the poster's assertion, you need to post pictures of Nollywood actresses you think are hotter than Ghanaian actresses, and maybe you would refute the poster's assertion. Talk is cheap.

My people of Nairaland, there is a new app that enables you to make free local and international calls and send free local and international text messages. It is called viber. You can find some information about this app or download it for free on viber.com. It currently works on both the Iphone and Android platforrm. Word is that a Blackberry version will be released shortly.

nuffindome:
The validation is always important because at least if anything goes wrong, you know who to report to,

from what you are saying, if there is no validation you will not meet any new guy. Na waa ooooo.

This topic was discussed yesterday during a Christmas party. Several Naija guys said that Naija girls have zero networking skills and are extremely unlikely to talk to a guy unless that guy was introduced to them by a friend. One guy said he met he approached his current girlfriend but she refused to give him her number. However, when the girlfriend's friend introduced him to her, she quickly gave him her number. This is insanity.

Several guys also said that you have to be a member of a clique before you have a shot at developing a friendship with a Naija girl, and that the same girl who rebuffs you if you independently meet her would date you if you were introduced to her through a friend.

Another guy said that he attended a networking function in Washington, DC, and to his dismay, Naija girls would not even network with him if he was not introduced to them by someone who knows the girls. This is appalling because a networking function is supposed to a place in which new people meet each other.

Are Naija girls this socially dysfunctional? If someone you like approaches you, or if a business prospect of the opposite sex approaches you in a networking function, why do you have to wait for your friend to validate that person before you get to meet them? If you go to a networking reception, why can't Naija girls independently meet new people without assistance? Is this a cultural thing? Can a Naija girl explain this incomprehensible act?

Almost all the all time R & B, rap, rock, and jazz greats are from America. American music sells worldwide and has a following on the globe. American music is still superior to Nigerian music, as most artists who are signed to record deals in America have to be good. In Nigeria, all you need to qualify for a record deal is speak broken English on some generic beats with auto tune.

While I do listen and appreciate Naija music, I think it is very premature and nonsensical to say Naija music is better than American music, when Nigerian artists are copying Americans.

Buying trains that are about 30 years old is an imprudent, risky investment. There are several reasons that caution against buying those trains: cost of maintaining the trains, metal fatigue, age, outdated technology, etc. This is a stewpid buy. Thumbs down for Fashola on this one.

these days all the kids wanna do is play their xbox 360 or PS3 or Wii.

BOMANY:
The issue is “Are we CIVILISED nation or not?”    Any killing out of the law is absolutely Illegitimate. How I know that those people are really Boko Haram. If they are really Boko Hraram arrest and bring them to court, even if the courst orders to hang them, but not to kill them like this.

All of this started when police killed unanimously and randomly over 600 persons in the North, I am sure that many of their families, relatives and friends became really Boko Haram members

Explain how you can arrest people who do not surrender and fire weapons at you?

Buy a TV for the bedroom or move the TV in the living room to the bedroom. Have her watch her TV shows in the bedroom.

Marriage should not be a prison sentence where each party completely abandons what he or she enjoys to do, as long as it is not excessive. Here, your wife does not appear to be watching the TV shows excessively, as she watches it just for two hours a night. I suggest you discuss with her and come to an amicable resolution of this matter.

most intelligent aboki

Since an overwhelming majority of Nigerians regrettably are against rights of homosexuals, the passing of this anti-gay bill is an attempt by Jonathan and our officials to score dirt cheap political points with the Nigerian electorate. And judging from the support Jonathan has received by signing this bill into law, he has undoubtedly succeeded in doing so.

The most unfortunate part of this bill is that despite pressing issues affecting our country, i.e., inadequate electricity and dilapidated roads, among others, it is disrespectful to the Nigerian electorate that passing an anti-gay bill has been prioritized over other issues. He who has ears, the elders say, let him ear.

d worwor girls still be virgin because man no gree pursue them and bala them.

I know a dude who graduated from UniBen with a degree in architecture. He cannot draw a straight line to connect two dots.

I know another dude who graduated from UniJos with a degree in medicine. He admitted to me that during school he paid someone to write his exams for him.

Am I surprised? No.

I think the real issue here is the wife's deceit when she knowingly misrepresented her virginity status, and not so much about whether she is a virgin or not.

advice to women:

even though this sounds elementary, some women still don't get it: you can show your curves and get attention from men without showing excessive flesh.

It is usually desperate women with no curves who feel they have to show excessive flesh to attract men.

It is always good to leave something to the imagination.

If you feel you have to expose all your flesh to get attention, then you are probably lacking somewhere and need to be delivered.