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soloqy:
Yet they wont let us use google checkout? What manner of love are you talking about? GNBO love?

koni koni love

smile4kenn:
Paypal owns Ebay

If you don't know, now you know

Ebay owns Paypal; if you don't know, now you know.

Why should Paypal operate in Nigeria when it is full of scammers? If I owned Paypal, I would stay away from Nigeria.

MRbrownJAY:
@poster
if you have an accident that requires heavy surgery and you are taken to a US hospital; if they realize you have NO insurance, you'd probably be treated the same way.

it is obvious you have never been to the usa, so shut up and dont say something you dont know. usa law forbids hospitals from denying emergency care to anyone, regardless of their race, nationality, or ability to pay. if you have no insurance, they will just bill you and try to collect the money owed later

freecocoa:
@ People listing natural features,I forgot y'all are God,you should have made them they way that suits your nonsense taste na,ignorant foools.

I am conducting a research on why an overwhelming majority of Naija have no hips and bakassi, despite the fact that black women are supposed to be genetically predisposed to having hips and bakassi. Out of all the black nations in the world, Naija has the highest number of women with no hips and bakassi.

Mrs, Chima:
I suggest no touching for 2 years.

so your man did not touch you for 2 yrs. i guess there was nothing to touch

lovelydoll:
ewwww i had a very big backside when i was 11,does that mean i no be virgin.


anyways sex makes you lose weight sometimes,so it should decrease the backside

make we see

can women date for 8 days without ask ask?

why are you acting like touch touch is a sin? if your man does not touch you 8 months subsequent to the beginning of your dating, you would come here and start complaining?

abi you are one of those females who has been circumcised and therefore has diminished emotional and sexual urges? Naija girls, boy I tell ya.

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]I've been avoiding joining issues with you princek12. If you noticed, i did not reply your subtle attacks on other threads, but dont push your luck further. . . .

Woman wrapper na small thing na! You be woman arse wipe! As in, woman dey use you clean yansh, throway! Fool! Now quit your bickering and go sit your burnt dilapidated arse down on some ice cubes. . . Prince of the Goat Kingdom. Na you dem swear give. In short, they cook am, garnish am give you swear chop. . . E be like say craze woman don dey show you pant, abi?

Nonsenticology! [/size][/color]

you think say all these your yeye grammar dey impress me? make you carry your arse sit down somewhere abeg. de person wey swear for you don die com throway the swear inside bottomless pit.

you sabi abuse person well well but when person abuse you you go start to act like say you dey on your period. why you no fit comment about topic without abusing person with your yeye grammar wey no dey make sense most of the time.

abi you think say na like so dem tey take impress woman? God punish you and yeye brain.

Idowuogbo:
Now dat was haarsh like did it reaally get you dat emotional

oh, when sexkillz abuses other people, you have no problem with it. But when I ask him a simple question, which is not an abuse, you say that was harsh and that it may have gotten me emotional. Give me a break.

Maybe you need to tell sexkillz to stop being harsh and emotional.

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]As far as it is surgery on your stunted coagulated dumb peanut brain, i'm game. . . Ready when you are, dimwit!

Lame reply![/size][/color]

this your own woman wrapper brain don too much ooo. person no even fit open thread ask question again make you no abuse am. dem swear for you?

olas2u:
you are really silly and lack trainning ,get out of here

you dey craze

Fhemmmy:
Pray you wont be in that situation that you are calling on yourself . . . . . .

na waa ooo. you guys are taking this ish too serious. so person no fit joke again.

I am also collecting donations. I also live under the bridge--third mainland bridge to be exact. Pls send money to my paypal acct.

I smell 419, but I could be wrong.

the girl has a point. it bespeaks gayness for a guy to put a feminine touch in his house. same thing applies to guys who are too groomed: hair neatly arched, eyebrows neatly waxed, mustache neatly carved, shirt all tucked in, and the guy looks too well put together.

nothing is more annoying than a woman wrapper with low self esteem.

rokiatu:
LOL at some of the replies.     

Well things finally work out. He call yesterday and apologized for making me cry and stressed for so long. Everything is still surreal to me. I am so happy.

No more stoopid jokes thats for sure.

Thanks everyone. Esp the people on page one. Roland, Seedord, Ileke, Deekseen, Neyostical, Goldie, Slimyem, and finally the people who posted behind my back. Wifey. (luv you ) Sexillz, Freecocoa, Talina Woke4all Jenifer  Kelz, and everyone else that actually just crack me up this morning. Esp Princek12. Take a lie detector test? WTF.

Had you taken and passed a lie detector test, it would have hopefully proven that you were just joking, and it would hopefully return your relationship to the way things were before.

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]^^^
You have better ideas? [/size][/color]

this sexkillz na one kain serious woman wrapper

for the fat lady lovers

Pros:
you don't need to buy a pillow and a mattress
you don't need to buy a blanket
you probably don't need to buy a couch

cons:
it will be very expensive to feed her
it will be very expensive to buy clothes for her
if she sits on you you may die of compression and asphyxiation

Outstrip:
You see how you just embarass yourself in public. I have said it time and again. If you people are tired of women and when I say you people I mean NIGERIAN MEN then you can as well try men. Abi. That way we will not hear your whining. Nothing attractive about whiny men and the bulk of you just do that. Whine Whine Whine.

are whining women attractive? or is it culturally acceptable for women, but not men, to whine? are you admitting that woman are programmed to whine, while men are not, and therefore men who whine are unattractive?

Pifa:
I doubt that the news report quoted the governor accurately. Apart from the confidence that such a law would not hold up to a court challenge, it would be politically idiotic of the governor to assent to extortion to finance the state’s public safety apparatus ^[1]. I don’t think the governor would stoop to that level.

I would like to believe that the governor was referring to

1) Cases in which the landlord was found to have knowingly and willingly aided and abetted certain high-level crimes and the property in question was used, with the knowledge and acquiescence of the landlord, to commit or facilitate the crime.

2) Cases in which the landlord willfully profited from the illegal activities of his tenants, and the property in question was used, with the knowledge and acquiescence of the landlord, to commit or facilitate the crime.

3) Cases in which the landlord willingly colluded with tenants to commit a crime, and the property in question was used, with the knowledge and acquiescence of the landlord, to commit or facilitate the crime.

What is central in each instance is the utility of the property in question and acquiescence of the landlord to the perpetration of the crime. Generally, under forfeiture laws that I am familiar with, those two conditions have to be established before the government can confiscate a private property.


^[1] Conjecture based on this statement attributed to the governor:

“The method of crime in the state are getting complicated and security is not cheap. The only way is for the state government and the residents of the state to invest in this funds so that we can buy additional 500 patrol vehicles, 200 patrol bike, 20 Armoured Personnel Carriers."
 
 

Question for you guys:

What is a SAN? I don’t mean what the acronym stands for – which I know by now – but what is the significance of having SAN affixed to your name? Is it a qualification akin to a J.D, Ph.D., MD, PE or AIA (RIBA, if you speak British) for which you would have to pass an examination or complete a set of requirements?

SAN means a Senior Advocate of Nigeria, which is akin to the Attorney General position in the United States. Why they put the SAN behind their name is beyond me, as it is not a degree or a certification; it is just a position.

This law is silly and too sweeping. In my opinion, government should have no right to seize the property belonging to landlords just because their tenants committed the criminal activity.

A landlord should not police the activities of his or her tenants, and this law would encourage unnecessary intrusion by landlords into the private lives of their tenants.

Dumb law.

@OP

The rise of the feminist movement of the eighties motivated the passage of many of these feminist-centered laws. The feminist movement wanted equality with men without accounting for inherent gender differences between men and women. Other women also joined the movement without thinking of the consequences. On the one hand, many of these women want to be treated like men. On the other hand, they get upset when men treat them like men and accuse those men of not being chivalrous.

For instance, a man who asks a woman to pay for a date, who does not opened doors for a woman, or who does not assist a lady in lifting a hgeavy load will be labeled as not being chivalrous. Women forget that the very reason that man is, for example, assisting that woman in lifting a heavy load is because he perceives her as the weaker sex who is not strong enough to lift a heavy load.

tell him you are willing to take a lie detector test, if such test is being offered in your locale

is this a state or fed project? i am seeing conflicting posts

slimyem:
and you have turned a harmless/friendly question into the same rigmarole you are accusing me of.byebye!

You started it. You answered a question with a question, which is typical of Naija babe. How am I not surprised. This goes a convo with a typical Naija girl: Q: What is your name? A: Why are you asking?

slimyem:
what does it matter what/who i am??

There you go with the typical Naija girl attitude. You have turned what is a simple question, which was meant to be a joke, into a rigmarole. Bye bye.

slimyem:
mirror mirror on the wall, hehehehe

Are you a mirror-image of a girl who is an embodiment my description?