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oshe11:
He dey feel like Naija Messi

oshe11:
Exactly why Germany' players was banned from accessing Social Media.....

No need for all these Nonsense.....


It can affect them psychologically



I bet MOSES will never fall again, even if them cut he leg he go still stand

But why is that guy falling as if he was on fasting? Even with a very little push.

Pathetic.

saintkeppy:
We are watching, cos there are very many still working freely in APC with the loot they got while in Office, some of them are even APC chieftains while others have been given Juicy appointments.

We are keenly Watchin' as the anti-corruption events unfolds under this dispensation.

Yes let him jail one Fulani governor, then we will take him serious.

Omololupromise:
Morning and nite just seven years

But that man help Buhari slots during that period of election. Is that what he deserved?

Jengbetiele:
If after reasonably talking to your boss and he refused to understand, take the following steps.

1.Day 1: Whenever you see him coming close to your desk, place one of your legs on your desk and quickly switch the screen to computer games.

2. Day 2: Go to work half drunk and half awake and let it be so glaring that you are really drunk.

3. Day 3: open all chats and keep chatting most of the day. Open your Facebook account and keep chatting.

4. Day 4. Intentionally call in sick

5. Day 5. Intentionally get to work very late



Your boss will fire you before day 5.

I don laugh tire. To make it more interesting, begin to watch pon on your desktop. Believe you me it will be faster than you think.

MadeInTokyo:


Buhari is a failure
IGP is a failure
Buhari's defeat as President will be unprecedented

Victory to Democracy

Shame to all Buhari and APC indomie brain Zombies

But come to think of it. is there any sitting governor that does not have a political thugs they use doing the election? Tinubu controls all the area boys in Lagos and there is a certain amount they remit to him on daily bases. tell me who did not know this in Lagos?


What i hate is winch hunting.

Pebcak:


At times I wonder why this country even exist, maybe we should sell it and all share the money, every body run their government under their roof, we are already providing water and electricity, we fix our roads....

I saw the disgraceful press conference accusing Saraki how dumb is the NPF, FYI I am not a Saraki fan but this joke NPF is pulling is so childish and backward. I can compare it to an elementary school kid playing tag.
Real quick they have this old ass Lexus SUV with a sticker license showing Saraki and it is so obvious that it is fake, and it is freshly printed before NPF present an allegation like this accusing the number 3 person in Nigeria, they should be able to go deeper to see who the car was registered to is it Bukola Saraki, then they can hold a press conference that this car belongs to Saraki he is a person of interest in this crime. This is so sloppy and annoying each time that Sticker lic comes to my mind I am like how did we get to this we have brilliant lawyers, sociologist, political scientist graduating every year can't they get employed by NPF to dig into issue honestly if police have an high profile case the best of the best should handle it let 10 people from relevant field that graduated 1st class from 9ja sit on Dino's case, Olisah Methu..... and by the time they are done the accuse lawyer will even be begging for plead deal but #THISISNIGERIA where the police is the law enforcer, the jury and judge someone without college degree #SARS just because he has a gun will arrest a graduate trying to find a job will accuse him of stealing without evidence and pass instant judgement and even collect money . It was easy to link Apostle Suleimans Benz SUV to Okeke so if NPF is coming with this BS they should be able to take a step further and tell us the car is in Saraki's name not this childsplay of printing a new sticker and playing us like we are fools it shows how dump NPF folks are.
I am not saying Saraki is innocent but this show of shame from NPF show how sloppy they are and if they can come with this to the number 3 person in Nigeria then all citizen are doomed. I see this sticker plate is just a low level low IQ move coming from NPF. We really need police reform

Honestly i was angry when i saw it too. believe you me even if saraki empowered those guys they will not like to involve him. because they knows a help can come out from him. so saraki will now release his customised car for them to use it to rob? Hmm believe you me our nigerian police are not inteligent at all. so if those boys mentioned Buhari name they will go and arrest him? right?

Yes let be sincere Mr president is behind all these nonsense. He want all his political opponent to go down before 2019 general election, but atleast they should their senses while doing it. I believe Osibanjo will try to advise him for the betterment of their party.

GistFullGround:
Any woman, who calls herself a pastor is an agent of lucifer!


1 Corinthians 14:34-35, Paul wrote: “As in all the congregations of the saints, women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says. If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church” (vv. 33-35).

Oh no. They said Paul was not in the spirit when he made that statement. My dear that is the type of churches we have this days. Beleive me I have left a church because of that.

mytym:
Amen bro. Thanks
Holy spirit teaches us ALL things.
The greatest sin a mortal can commit is to Judge another human being coz one would be acting God. Followed closely by Pride and not showing empathy(I refrain from using 'love').

Be gentle on her o, a colleague said trophy enhances erection
Really whether she complain or not, if you are not satisfying her enough with your body...that one sef na sin o

So na grace we need.
There's even more knowledge through the holy spirit in this dispensation than the days of Apostle Paul. Invariably, Romans 1:28 if we retain God in all our knowledge, God will not allow us to wallow in sins that will make our spirit to dwell in inconvenience.

That is my humble definition of grace.

Have an amazing week bro and warm regards to your wife.

Amen. Thank you so much.

NwaAmaikpe:



This woman can't be a pastor.

Only a wife who longs to become an olosho will walk out of her marriage just because of mere domestic abuse.

Hmmm not really my dear. Am also a minister. But my wife offers me s.ex whenever she is in need of it. We have querrel over it several time it not yielding any result. I contaplated on reporting to her younger sister, but am afraid this might make matter worst. She will tell you promptly that she is not in mood. Doing otherwise will seem as if you wanted to rape her, which I have also tried before. But the result is something else. as if it was Afghanistan and Liberia war on bed. So I vowed not to try that again.

Now suppose if am an unbeliever I would have married any person or better still be playing game outside. Marriage is not an easy thing. Especially between believers. My dear know what am saying. lots of sacrifice to make because of the vow you made on the alter during marriage.

comshots:
Boyfriend or husband?

Don't my her she is not even serious. Nonsense.

Just thank your God. There is one in my place of work. Believe you me any man who live with that girl in the same room for 48 hrs deserved a medal. Though the office where she works doesn't know this as she can pretend alots.

She is rude, arrogant, abusive, I mean very very insultive. But if you see where she will be playing and laughing hmm you think she is an Engel. The annoying part of it is that she sleeps around with men. In fact it will be very difficult for you to know why her former husband left her
Whether for adultery or bad character. This one has a very bad character. I have jokingly told her several times. It is just of recent she just finished her one month prayer where she live in a Church. When I saw your thread honesty I though she was the Lady in question.

Oh. The worst part of everything is that she hate correction. Each time I sees those ogas laughing and playing with her I just shook my head because they don't know who she is.

ladiesreject:
That's muslims for you.

They persuade you to eat/drink from them but they will never eat or drink from you, especially if it's the food meant to be used in breaking fast by Christians.

Muslims by default are supposed to discriminate and hate non Muslim (Christians).

As for me oooo, I won't eat the food. Not because am a religious person, but because that's exactly what they'll do if you turn the tables.

Hey, am talking about real and practising muslims, not those who in one way or the other have some western influence in their lives.

Hausa people call them infidels

A woman in my compound now. Whenever they were celebrating their Ramadan, she usually game my children gift. But one Christmas when we decided to pay back as in sharing of gift. My wife gave her children gifts, do you know that that woman asked his children to return it back?

Since then when ever she brought her nonsense
We also reject it outrightly.

She is those one that covers face when going out.

Pentools:
The question is, Christians collecting food from Muslims during their Ramadan celebration or maybe the food they used in breaking their fast. How right is that...

There is nothing wrong in that if you're doing that with a clean conscience. I does that too. Though my wife doesn't like it. Anyway that's her understanding.

mytym:
What goes into a man does not defile a man but what comes out of the spirit.

If after drinking juice or yoghurt or water, you start having impous thoughts and speak vain words you are as guilty as a man who took alcohol and started spewing thrash or displaying untoward expressions.

It's this utterances or expressions or thoughts or actions/inactions that come out of ones spirit that defileth the man.

We are spirits inhabiting a body.
Since we can't control what happens after taking alcohol, its usually and doctrinally advisable to stay away.

Excessive consumption of alcohol (imutipara) is the sin.
Just as excessive consumption of anything is a sin. Too much food, sleep, water, talk, are all paths to sinning. Even too much fasting (harming your body), the temple is a sin because that body is not yours.

For clearer and sound judgment, it's healthy to stay away from alcohol.
And because a young convert who sees a devout taking alcohol may assume it's okay to take alcohol whereas the young convert is a suckling spiritually who may actually backslide from indulgence just bcoz he saw a deacon/elder/priest taking such...for such a reason it's ultimately preached to kuku stay away from taking any alcohol so you don't lead another man to sin or fall back to their vomit.

A lot of things are human religion that has nothing to do with righteousness but we include them cozvwe think they might help us in living a heaven-conscious life.

A believer who doesn't have empathy or a believer that keeps malice but don't take alcohol is worse off. A believer who doesn't drink nor fornicate but has pride is a worse candidate than an alcoholic.

That's why the theory of relativity is the greatest concept yet...Jesus Christ always apply relativity by using Parables to drive home very important messages. All our righteousness are like filthy rags because human righteousness is relative. Only the Trinity is Holy!

Galatians 5.21(Drunkenness)... Imutipara!

Grace Alone.

You re a trully a spirit filld believer. May God bless you.

Jesus says God is a spirit and those who worship him should do so in spirit and in truth

You see our level of understanding differs like you rightly said earlier. My wife is a member of mountain of fire prayer ministry. So because of her understanding, I usually buy a wine that contain alcohol once in a while and drinks it when she is not around to avoid unnecessary aguement. It is between me and my God. And my conscience is clear. When you did not perform very well on bed na she go still call you a lazy man

Happy Sunday.

Phemmyhohjor:
Some pastor acts this way too... Saw a Man of God in a bar drinking Beer... And he get many members oo... C dz life issa upside down jhare.. Let's leave judgement to God only.. Have a blessed week.

You saw a man of God drinking beer in a bar? Is that what make him bad? Does God condemned. Alcohol? If yes pls show me the scriptures were it was written? But I can show you hundreds of scriptures were formication and adultery is comdemned.

ElsonMorali:
Blasphemy.

Every death no matter how gruesome is accommodated in God's will.

Nothing that happens in this life is outside the will of God.

That man is a fake. You better change your church. He doesn't know what he's speaking about.

To suggest that some things can happen outside of God's will is to suggest that God is not Omniscient or Omnipotent. That is blasphemy.

Hmmm I beg to disagree. So you all this plane crashing here and there is the will of God

Do you know that the numbers of death recorded in Africa yearly is higher than the once been recorded in the west.Eg. America? Do you know how many people who died by mosquitoes alone? Yet this was easily cotailed by the Europeans. Does it means that God love them more than he love Africans.?

clarocuzioo:
He took the nation to recession with his Buharinomics and body odour. He was handed the fastest growing economy in Africa and third in the world.
Looting did not start with Jonathan, even from the military era till date, looting is on going, it should not be an excuse for poor performance, as previous administrations performed even as massive lootings were ongoing.
He was very much aware of the decayed nature of the entire system and security architecture and he came and said he's competent enough to do the work, don't forget that he has contested and lost for sometimes so his assumed to have understood his job properly, then he was elected to do this job he has been fighting for all along and all he could deliver is blame?

I agree with what you said. He is there to correct things. Thats what he promised Nigerians. We are all aware of the looting before he came into power, we said we needed a change. But unfortunately we are still hearing the same old story in 2018. What a pathetic.

Believe you me Buhari has nothing to offer. This will continued until his tenure expired. Now do hear him saying the opposition has more resources to will the election than him? Can you imaging what an incumbent president saying on a national news papers

youngest85:
Eye service

Exactly. Baba has already plan how he is going to rig this election. He is only playing a game. Only God will save us now.

Taiwo20:
these type of stories are always from igando....whats wrong?

But this is not a good judgment. Who will be responsible for the little boy up keeping

Pentools:
What a time-taken scribbled epistle...
When will Nigerians learn to make a valid statement with quite a brief write-ups rather than stressing on a particular point over n over n over n over again, with unwarranted grammar to impress what I don't know.

I bn dey think say I dey read well no matter how long n bogus the writeup but this particular one weak me, to understand a particular line appropriately na big war.

No hard feelings oga OP but all this your epistle is way too boring couldn't even finish a quarter of it..

Its high time writers come to the understanding n better knowledge of what it means to write for a larger public community filled with different beings of different level of education and understanding as NL, in a simple term it's called "TARGET AUDIENCE"...

The same thing with me. Am also a reader but i was actually comfused however i didnt give up. but thank God i finished reading it. hmm right now i say let go through other comments may be i will understand. Is he trying to say that internet isnt good for business? comfused.

SBG04:
Saraki the childish bastard that has refused to pass the Budget that Buhari tabled before the NA since November 2017! is still dragging issues with the IGP instead of passing our budget! The IGP sent a representative to the Senate to answer his stupid questions, but because the objective was obviously to attack the IGP because of Melaye, the bastard Saraki ignored the representative. Saraki has been too busy suspending members of the Senate that speak out against him (which a court has deemed unconstitutional) and planning to reorder elections (which another court has deemed unconstitutional), to pass the 2018 budget. A stupid Senate President that will suspend plenary to attend corruption cases. A Senate President that will suspend plenary to visit a criminal (Dino Melaye) in police custody. A Senate President that shielded a criminal (Dino Melaye) from police investigation.
Its just unfortunate that Nigerians are too stupid to know who their real enemies are. See some idiots on this thread calling Saraki a hero!

Hmmm i agree with you to an extend. But is the IGP too big to appear before the senate i dont get it. Or is it because he is under the unbrella of the president

judedave181:
To me the cloth is not that bad, but here in nigeria they think ur dress is what matter most not ur mind.

No Sir. I disagreed with you. We always use that statement as an excuse. God is watching the heart indeed. I rebuked a lady on Saturday. All her bra is showing outside and her clothe was very thite on her. Sir do you know that 90 percent of this girls dressed in other to please men

Do you know such dressing is from their heart So which heart is God watching?

Hmm but op do you believe there is God

chernest2002:
God has finished creating and left us to complete the works, so igbos can only find their feet if they could do away with greed,sabotage and wickedness against themselves.

Yes Igbo are not united and also does not love themselves. Am an Igbo man I knows what am talking about. Igbo are God's own people, we should always look up to him for everything. Otherwise we fail
That is the truth. Listen carefully. An Hausa man who is rulliing night is not ready to give Igbo any Biafra. And at the same time is afraid to give them any chance to rule Nigeria.

Meaning we are only left with two options.

1 engage them in a war 2 Beg for a refemdum.
Now since it it is obvious we will win in a referendum, Nigeria will not allow or welcomed such an idea.

So we are going to be left with only one option which is war believe me it is going to be a suicide mission if we retry it

So what do we do is to turn to God for help like a prodigal son.

Before I come to this conclusion going back to God. I have examined everything.

Now breath in and out and imagine if isreal ever attempt to fight the Egyptians Army when were still in there country as a slaves

But with God it is possible. That's where I stand.

Delivar:
The only reason you want an Igbo president is just for ethnic pride and nothing else. That's a silly reason. Instead of campaigning for actions to change a lot of things going wrong in Nigeria you are focused on Igbo presidency which at the end of the day will not solve the biggest issues we are facing in this country hindering our development.

I quite agreed with you. This people rulling us now have the same mentally, greed, and selfishness. Just name one Igbo man among them you think will be our Messiah? Is it rochas my governor? . Believe me they are all the same.

Now let come to the ordinary Igbo man on the street, doing Christ mas period you suddenly raise the tfare with no just cause reason. So my brother where then is the love? I bet you even the so called KANU will not do anything.

Sorry to say this Igbos do not love themselves
We are just making mouth. Give them a chance to bring out one person, you will see a serious fight among themselves. I knows what am talking about. People who are not united cannot or never win a general election in Nigeria. Their votes will be devided and that's it. Unlike the northerners who will unites and vote emmass. So don't be surprise if they continue to rule Nigeria.

chernest2002:
I don't know how but i know things must change for igbos advantage one day.

Let me come in here. Yes I quite agreed with you. But Igbo should turned to God and get rid of foreign gods among them. Only God can do it, you remember Israel? Would they have been able to leave Egypt if not God been on their sight?

With God nothing is impossible.

Happy Sunday.

BankeSmalls:
They even had enough luxury of time to change a bad tyre

I tell you, even if they brought out a pot and cooked jollof rice in the village square, the police will only be salivating on the aroma of the meal

Sister this is no longer funny anymore. May God help us.

Penalty82:
Yes if you're Hausa Fulani

No. Not only that he should be ready to kidnap some important personalities then let the negotiations continue

lilkech:
wow!

I’ve heard of a few stewpid countries negotiating with ‘terrorists’ in the past but I’ve never heard of terrorists getting pardoned or amnesty

are boko haram and niger delta now mates that they both receive amnesty?

how come common ipob don’t get anything but python dance

Hmm because Ipob were doing their own in a peaceful way. What Nigerian army or government understand better is violence. And to be sincere with you the only workable ways to get what belong to you or another mans properties is by taking it by force. Even the bible confirmed that.


I had a bad dream today. I lost all my belonging on the way when am travelling. I met a man whom I thought may be could assist me in retrieving my luggage. After all the begging, this idiot was busy laughing at me. How painful it is. You see this world system of government is demonic. It is either you forget whatever they took from you or you take it by violence.

If you like protests from now till tomorrow, the least they will do is to chase you away with tear gas. Have you not seen it happened?

The reason this dapchi girls issue gets success is something I would not like to talk aboty here. Good evening.

Cromcruach91:
Hmmm

1.There are probably at least 500 schools in Borno state. How will the army defend them all? And fight Boko, and the other crisis in the country? (Remember that there is the Fulani issue , and the crime issue, and the fact that most states prefer to use soldiers for internal security ops?)

2.How many soldiers can the army deploy to each school? There were eight soldiers at chibok. All Boko needed to do was send in hundreds of their fighters to Chibok...and there was nothing eight soldiers could do...

3.The real problem here is our underfunded police force, and anyway, they too have all sorts of problems to deal with.

4.My solution....empower the civilian JTF. And provide more security by running a government that creates jobs....by, you know, promoting investment in things that promote manufacturing...which would encourage more people to get educated...and more people to stay away from Boko.

Hmm sorry to quote you. But I will disagree with you to an extent. If two I mean just two gallant soldiers were on that school, it would discourage book boys from attacking them easily.

2 Book haram have not openly tell us what actually is their problem or request. On like naija Delta who comes up with their grievances.

3 That statement is detrimental to our security system also poses a bad record and reputation to our stands before our visitors. It also purely mean that we don't have security in this Nation. Finally if we cannot deployed soldiers to those schools why don't you have them on road blocks. Remember this very one happened when they withdrew their solders from road.

Now IG said last time that he is going to withdraw all personnels attaching to VIPs so why did he changed his mind?

Thank you.

0monnak0da:
Did Jesus live with a woman.

You wrote this without thinking deeply obviously?


So living with a woman is the number one rule?


I believe Jesus talked about the ONE most important rule and it had nothing to do wth living with a woman.
Even Paul said in the bible

it is better for these men of God not to marry (at all) are you aware?

It is clear you are one of those who does not read or if you read do not understand the bible but rely on others to think for you.

There s no man that is blameless or sinless.

You have now defined tour own choiice of which particular "SIN" is unacceptable to you.

Following religion should not mean no thinking

Jesus even say he who can not forsake wife, children, father or mother and etc because of me is not worthy of me. This people don't read their bible at all. God bless you for the clarification.