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fergie001:
Anybody who says Ole is not the problem needs spiritual bath and deliverance.

When you see Chelsea, Liv, City or even Brendtford play you tend to see what they want to achieve. United own....akuko!
Don't you see half-time, when they analyse other teams with the tactics board...In United's case they always talk about the players because Pinocchio head empty.

I know anti-Ronaldo fans are all over him and we know why.....the workrate I see Ronaldo exhibit here..I never even saw in his RM days under Zidane or even in Juve.

Tell me one goal, Ronaldo's workrate could have stopped yesterday. United has a lot of spoilt players been fed with big bucks, yet they have absolutely no leader. Now they added another efulefu in Sancho, that one is a waste of footballing boots.

See Shaw, Mourinho told he is empty, one good injury-free trophyless season, he said his name is Shawroberto. See sh!t, see cow.. all the goals came from his position and he isn't ashamed. Someone who is suppose to donate his backside for community talking drum. Spits....

Or Aaron Wan Bissaka whose career will not see the promised land. Someone who traps with his chest, abi na Pogba who I think Burna Boy, Stormzy & Davido would have been in his house waiting for when CR7 will bail them again for him to come home and dance.

Or Fernandes whose major occupation is shouting at the referees after cards have been shown (he was culpable for Pogba's red). Even the useless Fred has been playing well since he came back from Brazil. McTominay thinks he is a small boy, he is older than Camavinga...agbaya.

Or Ajegunle Van Piersie, redwood or whatsoever is his name who thinks is to shoot shoot and shoot, Haaland is his mate...Sokoto Gudali

If I talk about Maguire, the mods here might ban me. Let me leave it.

I feel your pain bros,is as if you saw what's on my mind...

Very useless & visionless players cum manager & his backroom staffs

Point of correction, this armrobber must had been shot by his gang in order to keep him from revealing their secrets.


To hell with all evil doers.

See guy,if you really want to go back to your former business with the help of your late uncle's wife... You better move close to that fucker... Be his friend and arrange your future before they(ur uncle's wife and her fuckernizer) chase you out of your uncle's house.


Don't say anything to your mum,she's knew it,she only wanted your uncle's wife to stop fucking around.

You know what... I will blame the woman who decided to remain anonymous in the ministry,during the lifetime of her husband. What do you think the followers who toiled day and nights serving TB Joshua would do ?

Where were those family members then? They sat under the shadow of the ministry eating and dining..

Lesson for all our religious leaders who preffered using outsiders as slaves while the members of their household enjoy the fruits of another person"s labour.


The above is personal experience and common habits in Christiandom


Another case is that of greedy associates that want to reap where they did not sow.

Divorce or Separation is better than resting six feet under...


Be wise don't allow any brain washed idiot to convinced you in staying with abusive partner.

TheSourcerer:
CRAB MIGRATION

With no Natural predators to slow them down on their quest for romance (asides humans of course) crabs in millions( 43-50 million ) migrate through the Christmas islands.

Gone are the days when people do sell fried crabs in Lagos and Badagry... Nowadays they have destroyed their natural habitats in the name of constructing resort centre and housing estates....

If you think Buhari is a mumu cow hit like,if you think Malami is a goat hit share...


Cow republic

Criminal in highest places...



We need British recolonisation in this corntree again

DOTian:
Whose masters from Futaa jallon?
E be like say you don go drink that thing wey you too dey drink...
Or you think everyone else acts like a weakling like you?
Is there any place in igboland where igbos bow to an over dressed lizard as your people do to a so called emir at Ilorin?
You maa get sense at all?

A stack illiterate like you don't deserve a reply... Koshiii lo

dynicks:
Original slay queen with substance!!

Not all those ones exposing half baked breezz and rumpled laps in collaboration with knocked knees anyhow..!!

Your excellency you are wicked ooo... Haaa

DOTian:
Fulani has been killing and abusing the Hausas for years, you will be upset if you are a foreigner living amongst them. Remembering my days in the north. Most departments were headed by very haughty and arrogant fulanis, who walk in and out of offices as if they're untouchable. Hausas have to basically keep quiet while they speak. Nothing happens unless they order so. Saw a sariki nearly blind a Hausa boy with his walking stick, simply because he didn't quickly throw himself to the ground like others to greet him. It's intolerable and needs to stop. Fulanis wouldn't have gotten this strong in the center stage to double down on their nefarious activities if not for Obasanjo, who empowered them beyond measure..

So Obasanjo is to be blamed for your trouble now abi?

When you're following those blood-suckers to maim and kill Christians and southerners you don't know abi?

You people won't stop to amuse me... Lick your wound in peace,and gently obey your masters from FoutaJallon.


Shey ori yin ope tele tele ni. Ori yin ti o pe,sese ma pe bayii.

Eyin omo ale jatijati.

Break up with her asap... Or better relocate from that area,cos your death or that of that woman is imminent.


Been your first love may not be easy for you to break the relationship but you need to do it,if you really what to see your next birthday.


Tell her your parents already are aware of the relationship and they are coming to arrest her if you did not break the relationship.

You're still young,run for your life.

This people are fraudsters... The NEXIT site is no longer open...


So tell me,how is that possible to get your details into non existing site?



Thunder fire Bubu and his wicked minions in sha Allah.

Kobojunkie:
Obviously does not apply in Ada's case here since she works and provides for her non immediate family.

So abeg ask her why she no fit provide for a dream that is ultimately hers to begjn with.

Lol

Kobojunkie:
please help me ask Ada Why she can't work, and save up herself towards the car and the trip she wants?

Why must her husband be the one to deliver on that? What is her worth as a part of the union?

You know in our clime here,man is a provider.

But in other clime,e.g India if your papa no get money nobody will marry his female child... Women paid dowry over there.

Davash222:
Conclusively, Ada is senseless.

Is not that she was senseless,but she based her thoughts on wrong assumptions

A 37 years old lady chatted me last 2weeks, let's call her Ada. Ada came to me and complained that her husband's best friend from childhood who works in the same office with her husband and earns the same amount of salary saved up money, bought his wife a car and they went to Maldives for her 40th birthday.

Ada said she suspects her husband was cheating on her and he must have been giving money to another woman that is why he's always broke. She wanted me to post it on my wall so that people will "advice her" on action to take to catch her husband. Because I do not post Junks on my wall, I started asking her some questions.

We did a messenger call. After much questioning and running back to back analysis without prejudice, we discovered somethings.

Read carefully.

Ada husbands childhood friend's wife works with a travel agency while Ada sells beads, zips and other tailoring items.

Childhood friend has 2 children. Twin boys of 17 who just entered university. Ada has 5 kids age 2, 5, 8, 11 and 13.

Childhood friend is the last child out of 3 children, but Ada's husband is the 2nd born but first son out of 6 children.

Childhood friend has no father and mother again, but Ada's husband has a mother but no father,

Mrs Childhood friend's parents are retired Judges, but Ada's parents are in the village.

Mrs Childhood friend has just a younger brother who is an Air force officer and married with 2 kids, Ada has 3 younger siblings who are still struggling.

So if Ada's husband earns 300k,
He would pay the school fees of 5 children of which two are toddlers, send money to his mother, sort out one or two bills for some siblings,

While Childhood friend would just pay for 2 children school fees, he has no younger siblings to cater for, his wife's parents are well taken care off, he has no parents to send money to.

Mrs Childhood friend with her knowledge with the travel agency she works with knows when to get good ticket prices, she knows when they get bonus, she knows those countries that offers Visa on Arival like Rwanda, Maldives, Uganda and the Rest. She has no younger siblings to care for so she can save up her salary or commission to grab some last minute flight deals.

But Ada is just zip and button seller, if she sells, she would send money to her siblings.

Both men works and earn the same, but their responsibilities are different... way way different.

By the time I highlighted these to her she felt guilty. I made sure she sees these because she was the one answering the questions.

Sometimes, before you pressure yourself over someone's achievements, think of the responsibilities you have.

You might earn more than a person who has a flashy car and lives in a good apartment, but you have more responsibilities than that person.

Someone earning 40k might be living your dream life and traveling round the world, but you who is earning 150k would think your village people has tied your destiny.

People would wonder why you don't dress well,
They would mock you that you don't know how to save money or plan your life like them,
They will say upon all your money you can't afford iphone 13 or human hair or nice suits.

Check the bills you have to pay,
Check the things that eats your money and praise yourself. Its not everyone that even have the luxury of saving.

Some of us as the money comes, if we don't spend it on ourself and eat bole and fish, our phone will ring and one person is asking for 5k.

You'll be paid 50k and in 30 minutes you're seeing something that resembles 2k in your account.

Some of you are actually doing better than you know, but you're so busy looking at other peoples farms and counting their achievements that you can't see yours.

Comparison leads to unhappiness.


Culled from
WhatsApp family group discussion

Is good to give birth to children early in life ...

Pasuma is in his early 50...

Congrats to him(Pasuma),his daughter and the entire family.


I guess that lady is the one he used to sing praise of lai diz

....Opeyemi l'America ma ma ree(fuji-tone)...

Zero sympathy for any polithievians...


You people just dey use us play ludo... That's your fight bro.



Bubu is still a bastard of thousand fathers.

Coded yahooo... Na which kind online business be that wey lack nomenclature? Tell us the name biko!


U dey whinne us abi?


Bad child, he bribed his malle with plasma TV to distract the old woman with TELEMUNDO....hmmm too much brain.

Congrats to you... In everything you do,don't think of coming back to Nigeria for now..

Goodluck,God's speed

eagleonearth:
hugs bro that's the gbamest brotherly advice. The only time I remember I attended a higher institution is when I speak some queen's

Same energy bro... See you at the top

mailemy:
Exactly. Going to school is not just about the degree but an avenue to discover other things. The world right now revolves around what you can offer and not just your certificate.

You're point sir

U better throway your certificates and wakeup... Go and hustle on the street,I must let you know that even PhD holders self are not excepted from this employment palava...

Do you want to hear? It has gotten to a state of abysmal that even a PhD holders(first class honours) are been paid on semester basis at some of our private universities a sum of #150k(as part-time lecturers)....

Do the maths,that's 50k per month....To buy what,in this Buhari government ?


Pls forget certificate and hustle like an illiterates....

Streets calleth thee,don't tarry any longer cause hunger-bad ooo

Ijapa tiroko oko yanibo....


See as the tortoise dey blush like your VP for Aso...lol



I remember all those bullcrap we were taught in primary school in those days

Coming from a confirm AJ's fan... He couldn't withstand such rigor and test of strength and original agidi(ruggedity) displayed in this boxing match by both boxers...


Salute to Deotay Welder...


Six pack no be stamina abegy

I followed Niyola since day one at EME,there was a particular time she herself confirmed been in relationship with Mr Banky W,but things got sour imidiately Adesua Etomi entered baba W'eyes.... Niyola was sidestepped...



This lady didn't want to spill the beans on that yawa....

Goodluck to her and the girls men don used to shine their kondo/dikksons.

Snake abuse

Empty hen is down here too...

Southwest Nigeria


Come and see how Airtel is jumping like rocket....


I smell a rat

Empty hen is down natiowide