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neoapocalypse:
I read the first line and stopped , I guess I can say I'm guilty of what I'm trying to correct

Nahhh, you were just pissed off cos he was complimenting myn.d

comshots:
A Virgin girl with big boobs doesn't have bit tits.

Eeerm...okay?

repogirl:
there are virgins with saggy boobs, it's not a lie.... Its nature.

No there are not.
There are different kind of boob shapes, oranges, pawpaw, watermelon etc. Its probably the pawpaw shape you're referring to. That's not same as saggy.
Saggy is collapsed and shrivelled at the areola. In pawpaw the nipples may point downwards but the boobs are still fresh and areola are not shrivelled.

neoapocalypse:
Opinionated isn't actually a good word , and it is INTELLIGENCE not INTELLIGENT

Nope, he actually got it right in that context. Its INTELLIGENT contribution not INTELLIGENCE contribution.

And yes, opinionated people are very irritating.

donnaD:
it's not all ladies that has fallen boobs that has breast fed babies. sum just naturally have sagging boobs it's all about body structure and hormones.

Don't believe that modern lie.

There's different shapes of boobs, true. But saggy boobs are as a result of wearing out of the elastic tissues of the breast, usually from manhandling or breastfeeding. I have never seen a young virgin girl in her prime with saggy boobs.

Stop believing the lie. She's used it and it has worn out hence it sags. Its part of nature.

enonche85:
Those are not oranges anymore, they are eggs,...fried eggs

Hahahahaha

nerodenero:
She is bold and proud of her oranges but nudity isn't a virtue, please learn to cover up.

Those aren't oranges, more like overripe plantains

She still looks sexy though

carterkelly1:
okay thanks, do you have contacts, I'm in delta state

You have to grow it first. I guess it takes about 6 months? No I don't have any contacts for now.

carterkelly1:
funny but true, I haven't seen such a thing in my entire life, so birds too can be handicap from birth??

It is a simple but rare mutation. Possibly the egg was moved when it was hatched.

You can make money from this. Train the bird, grow it and make sure it is well taken care of. When it is mature you can lease it out to medical and agricultural magazines to take its picture and use it on their blogs and journals. You can make as much as N5k a picture at the current rate.

Good luck.

pointblank247:
i know thàt phone. it was normal until the owner hid two tablets of viagra inside the casing and forgot it there so it dissolved into the systerm.

Loooooooooooooollll!!!!

You got me

tintingz:
It is not a must one pass through tradition (customary), you can go for registry and to the court for legal union which is more recognized by law(marriage act).

Educate yourself mam >> https://www.nairaland.com/3739322/all-need-know-court-marriage

Lol, even in the registry the clerk will ask you if you have announced your intention to marry your spouse in your village. They will give you three weeks to sort it out before they give you a form to fill. The Nigerian law recognises traditional marriage.

But even if you find an atheist spouse to marry of which the court will still ask for his or her village and local govt, you still have to ensure same spouse has atheist parents who will agree for their daughter(or son) to marry outside of tradition and church and will also agree not to take bride price

Even in the slim (and quite frankly unrealistic) chance that the above happens it still does not remove the man's headship from him as the court will ask him more questions and place more responsibility on him should anything happen to the wife in the marriage.

Have you filled court marriage form before?

Lol@op
Even if you earn all the money for the house your children will still answer their father's name so he's the head.

Even if you earn all the money for the house and are now rubbing it in the man's face and making fun of him because he is currently down, then you are immature and not fit to be the head.

Even if you are the sole breadwinner in the house, you're still not in charge of security, your husband will be the one to tuck you and the kids in at night and make sure the house is secure before going to bed himself...unless he has become so embittered by your attitude that he doesn't care anymore.

Even if you are the one putting food on the table it was not always so. There was a time he went out to work so you could afford the house you now live in. You cant be a leader if you are not humble.

Even if you are currently the breadwinner of the house, he still came to your father's house and paid your dowry. He is responsible for you and it is him people will come and ask if anything goes wrong with you so he is still your head.



Oh, and none of the things I mentioned above had anything to do with religion since religion hurts you so much

Even in your logical world everything has a head. If the head is cut off the body dies. The hand or leg does not automatically become the head if the head is incapacitated yet all parts of the body perform equally important functions. Read this with wisdom.


(I would advice you to look for ways to encourage that man in your life that is making you feel this way to become the leader/head that he once was instead of struggling to change the status quo because perhaps he has fallen on hard times.)

Peace....

sacluxisback:
No matter how osibande shines, jubrin is still the president.

Lol

Hahahahahahahahaha!

This is a fairly old movie. And they were trying to depict ancient times. The acting was actually pretty good. No sex or porn stuff in the movie.

Why are there so many fake news on Nairaland

Lawlahdey:
Is it the outer part of the vagina that is self-cleansing? Does the vagina lips clean themselves too?

It's obvious she's a he.

cristianisraeli:
I've been with my girlfriend for over a year now, and I love everything about her... except this.
Unless she's just showered, her vagina starts smelling rather unpleasantly, sort of like underarm body odour. She also occasionally develops what I can only surmise is smegma between her labiae. I've done research online as to what this could be, but no symptoms of any medical condition I find really describes it. I've gone down on my share of vaginas, however, and I've never tasted/smelled anything quite like this. It also doesn't help that she works from home, and as a result doesn't necessarily shower every day.
The thing is, she is otherwise very hygienic and concerned about her appearance--and she looks great. I was completely taken by her physically the moment I laid my eyes on her. And after getting to know her, I also discovered how wonderful she is.
So after going down on her a few times and noticing this issue, I had the notion that I shouldn't try to make a big deal about it, since that would be shallow, right? But it's gotten to the point that it's affecting how attracted I am to her, and by extension, our sex life.

[b]A different but related problem has to do with her ass wiping habits. Sometimes she doesn't quite get all of it, and I end up smelling it down there, or getting it on my finger............
......
...

Dafuq did I just read

Tahra:
The price should be from 500k nah.It can even be as high as 15,000 dollars.Naija may be diff sha.

Lol, too high.

No administrator will buy at that price.

And besides, the eggs are not being sold. That will be a crime. The 100k given is for your 'transport'.

phintohlar:
yes it is, cos a series of test will be carried out on the donor before placing her on drugs.. My friend wey do am don born 2 boys

She born the 2 boys before she start to sell her eggs?

Tahra:
Is #100,000 not too small?

Sperm is 20,000k

Gender inequality.


Op it's not all the eggs she is selling. I see nothing wrong with it.

Before you continue this discourse it may be a good idea to outline the responsibilities of the head of the house.

Being head of the house goes beyond being the financial breadwinner.

tintingz:
Interesting, so as the wife you did the responsibility your husband suppose to have done but he still deserve the head of the house?

If Buhari didn't do the responsibilities as the president but he is responsible in character and tries to break through, does he deserve to be the head of state, will you vote him in next election?

It appears you're not actually seeking an opinion here but rather trying to defend your own.

How can buhari not do his responsibility and still be responsible in character? If buhari was not responsible in character but stole billions of dollars to carry out his responsibility as president would you vote him in next election?

Lol

ahnie:
mba....just felt like having my own space where I could really breathe freely.

It's alright.

I keep preaching it though, don't let what people say and do online affect you negatively especially if you are not doing anything wrong. There are a lot of pretenders here, a whole damn lot of them. They have no one to boost thier ego in the real world so they come to flex their muscles online. Don't let it affect you negatively.

I just checked on your diary and saw almost everything has been wiped. That was pure literature gold there, good enough to make into a tv series, seriously, I hope you kept a backup somewhere.

I know you love your kids and your man very much and anything you do for them (and to them(apart from breaking oga's neck )) is out of love. I have some Isoko and itsekiri sisters so I know how you girls roll .
Keep on being real sister.

ahnie:
Oshey...naim one madam de form foreign for my head say I spank my pikin,say she wantu arrest me.Damn I can lie to you that I ate fried rice while e be say Na fried dried garri garnished with burnt onion I eat.

Anyways oshey!!

Who be dat?

Me, I spank my younger ones too. Make I join you for the arrest.

Wait, is that why you deleted your posts?

Lol, see question!
Pack your load and leave his house na, Abi what do you want us to advice you again?

ahnie:
I know always sees you reading it seriously like someone sitting for ICAN

Chei, they haff catch me

Seriously, your diary is akin to that of funke akindele's "Jenifa's diary". It's real and down to earth. Not at all pretentious. I can read it all day. You should consider approaching a good movie director

ahnie:
they are flourishing...thnk

I've been a fan of your thread for a while though never commented, good job you're doing there with your family. Keep it up.

shaybebaby:
Good heavens, No. Failed computer science brilliantly and consistently in secondary school.

Lol

ahnie:
Abescom thanks for helping the op,he seems genuine to me.meanwhile some people knows how to bring out the hidden innate demons in pipo by their toxic comments.

Op next time eeh,try to control your anger have a nice day

How's your kid doing?

BentiBenti:
I'm very sorry sir, I felt so bad seeing people calling me a scammer. Not like they questioned my claims like you wrote up there, but they abused and insulted me by calling me a scammer. A reasonable person would've just simply remind me of the promise I made earlier rather than jumping to start accusing me of robbing you in disguise. Go back to the comments that followed my own after I thanked you and you'll see where my anger rose from. I didn't have anything to hide from you, just that I was very busy trying to tidy up my things and my work was not even helping matters. That was why I delayed, not like I forgot. The truth is, I was just angry and I'm sorry I couldn't control my anger. That is the worst thing I hate in my life, for someone to accuse me of what I've not done.. Even my mum knows the kind of anger I normally exhibit. But apart from that, I'm a very respectful & a jovial person you'll ever come across in your life. Accept my apology sir, you've done so much for you to dislike me. I know I don't deserve anything from you, but just forgive me on this one. So many things on my mind now.. It's not easy to be an orphan and I'm fighting in every possible means to succeed in life. I apologize once again to each an everyone here I had problems with, forgive and forget.. And also be always reasonable enough before you jump to conclude on matters you know notin of

I'm sorry

1. I feel your pain. People accusing someone wrongly can really piss a genuine needy person off. It makes you feel humiliated and angry so I get where you're coming from.

A lot of people come online to dump their frustrations on others and use language they normally wouldn't use in real life. And then they expect you to not react violently when they spew rubbish. As far as I'm concerned your angry reaction was not too out of place, however you did a very big no-no by showing that anger to abescom in one of your responses. For the fact that he was the one that helped you, you should have respected that and held your peace.

@abescom, like others have said, kindly forgive this fellow and move on. You provided help for someone in need and the Cosmos will definitely reward you.



2. Op, in your apology you mentioned that even your mom knows the kind of anger you have. In a later paragraph you mentioned that you are an orphan. An orphan is someone that doesn't have any parents. Care to explain that?

P.S, I'm not judging either way, a lot of people are finding things hard in this economic recession, if you spiced up your story a bit to garner more sympathy no qualms. But saying your parents are dead if they're not, well, that's some serious stuff right there.