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FamilyRe: World’s 1st Robot Citizen Wants Her Own Family, Career & AI ‘superpowers’ by Prognose: 10:46am On Nov 27, 2017
Idiots ushering in the apocalypse.
FamilyRe: Need Advice, No Insult Please by Prognose: 9:48am On Nov 27, 2017
lizakon001:
But how?
You have to shift your focus of happiness away from him. Develop a thick skin. Don't let whatever he says get to you. Find every avenue to keep away from him. Negativity is highly contagious. As he gets older he will become more reflective and his negativity will reduce. But until then, forge your own life. Write your name in the sands of time. Don't let him prevent you from being all you can be.
PropertiesRe: What Should I Do To This House (Pics) by Prognose(op): 9:47am On Nov 26, 2017
Rubbiish:
Reinforce the crack path @ 450mm c/c & fill with mortar of rich mix
Break the floor & redo another concrete flooring with good thickness & reinforce it with wire mesh. The ultimate solution would be underpinning, but i believe the measures above if followed properly will curb the crack.
Thank you very much. I was scared the house might need to be pulled down or something. I don't know some of the terms you gave up there but at least you have pointed me in the right direction. Thanks once again. God bless you.
PropertiesRe: What Should I Do To This House (Pics) by Prognose(op): 9:05pm On Nov 25, 2017
Help
FamilyRe: I Found My Father After 24 Years, But... by Prognose: 5:26pm On Nov 25, 2017
Metrobaba:
Bro, I'm Really Sorry If You Misunderstood The Post.

He Ran Back To Continue His Search For His Award And Cash Prize.
Ah, reallyhuh

I'm speechless sad
FamilyRe: I Found My Father After 24 Years, But... by Prognose: 3:48pm On Nov 25, 2017
Metrobaba:
Dear Nairalanders: I Need Your Matured Advice.

I Don't Need To Create A Different Moniker Coz Life Is Unfair.

Take Time To Read And Offer Your Best Advice.

Since I Was Born, I Know My Father Exist But Sadly, I Don't Know His Whereabout For The Past 24yrs.

ABOUT MY FATHER.

My Father Studied Abroad, Graduated With 1st Class Honours (comes with an Award and Cash Prize). He Came Back And Employed By Rivers State Govt. After Some Time, The Award/Prize Came From Switzerland. He Was Informed. Those Who Received n Was In charge Declared Him Dead. He Name Was Removed From Voucher, And They Wanted To Kill Him.

From Some Books I Saw He Wrote, He Was Referred To As "Dr.", Working 2wards His "Professorship".

My Mom Told Me That He Wrote To Ex President Jonathan, And He (Jonathan) Assigned Some Govt Officials, They Were Invited To Abuja, And After That Nothing Was Done.

I Don't Know How He Feeds, Cloth Or Where He Resides (Exact Location).


FAST TRACK TO 2017.

After Graduating In 2016, My Family Members Pressured Me To Search For Him If He Was Still Alive. As The Only Child, I Need No Other Alternative Than To The Needful.

I Started The Journey From Rivers State To Abuja, With The Help Of Some Unknown Person's In Abuja. I Pleaded With Him To Come Home, And Those Persons Assisted Me And He Came Home.

We Had Our 1st Family Meeting, Which I Promise To Handle The Issue In A More Diplomatic Way With The Assistance Of Some People I Discussed With.

I Started Working With Those Men, We Scheduled A Date To See The Ex Governor Of Rivers State (Ex Gov. Omehia). Dear Nairalanders, Just Some Weeks To The Date, My Father Ran Back To Abuja.

I Was Disappointed. I Swept Bitterly. This Man Doesn't Know How His Only Child Eat, Cloth, Or How I Managed Throughout My Days As An Undergraduate, And More Importantly, The Past 24yrs.

My Mom Is Suffering - Emotionally And Otherwise.

How Can I Handle This Situation?

Have I Not Tried My Best?

I Am More Than Confused.
For the love of Pete!

Are you so inconsiderate?

Dont you understand that people are trying to kill him?

Don't you know they might even trace your movements to him if he communicates with you too frequently?

Shebi you have managed to stay alive all these years without his input, guy, find a way to visit him once in while if the thing is doing you too much. If not, free him. Don't let his enemies succeed because you want to be seeing your daddy.

That's how a former commissioner of delta state was assassinated in his house because he wasn't careful enough. Guy, get your head out of the clouds and be a man!
PropertiesRe: What Should I Do To This House (Pics) by Prognose(op): 3:34pm On Nov 25, 2017
87 views and no comment embarassed

Abeg make una epp me na
PropertiesRe: What Should I Do To This House (Pics) by Prognose(op): 3:25pm On Nov 25, 2017
Even the floor

RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Women Romantic? by Prognose:
Most Nigerian women don't even know what romantic means, at least as it applies to their boyfriends.

Most of them think being romantic means allowing their boyfriends to touch their precious parts or snap sexy pictures with him in public. No dear, romance means much more than that.

Being romantic involves doing something for your boyfriend that he does not expect and that will give him great joy. And no, half the time it's not even sex.

You overhear him complaining to someone that he does not have credit in his phone and without asking you send him n100 recharge card. That's being romantic.

You know he is coming to see you from a long distance and before he arrives you prepare his favourite meal, once again not because he asked you for it or because you are pretending to be a good wife, but just because you know it will surprise him and make him happy. That's being romantic.

While driving through Lagos traffic his car breaks down. Don't abandon him and enter bus. Even if he tells you it is OK to leave you insist on staying there and keeping him company while he fixes the car or gets it towed away. Sweat with him a little. That's being romantic.

These are just a few examples. It's a pity most youth think it's only guys that need to be romantic to win a girls's heart. Sometimes it is that special something you do for him that will make him follow you to the ends of the earth.
RomanceRe: Leaked Video Of Cardi B Exposing Her Bare Boobs Surfaces 18+ by Prognose: 2:47pm On Nov 25, 2017
Nothing new. Na breeast we never see before?
PropertiesRe: What Should I Do To This House (Pics) by Prognose(op): 12:23pm On Nov 25, 2017

PropertiesRe: What Should I Do To This House (Pics) by Prognose(op): 12:22pm On Nov 25, 2017
Having difficulty sending the pics, don't know why. Will try again later.
PropertiesRe: What Should I Do To This House (Pics) by Prognose(op): 12:09pm On Nov 25, 2017
These are the cracks on the walls and even along the floor

PropertiesWhat Should I Do To This House (Pics) by Prognose(op): 11:28am On Nov 25, 2017
Below are pictures of my village home. It is a three bedroom bungalow built by my dad about ten years ago. I don't go there often but recently I had cause to be around and I saw the following cracks along the walls. The floor also doesn't feel right, and has broken in some places. I want an idea of what needs to be done about the place.

Useful advice will be highly appreciated.
FoodRe: Bayelsa Man Prepares Meal With Alligator Meat (Photos) by Prognose: 9:01am On Nov 23, 2017
That is a Nile monitor or Monitor lizard, not an alligator. It feeds on fish and dead flesh.

And you ate it. Clap for yourself.
RomanceRe: The last comment without a like for 30 mins get 1500 recharge game begins at 7pm by Prognose: 9:52am On Nov 17, 2017
I was here on page one grin
This thread go reach 100 pages today cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Photos Of Robert Mugabe Meeting With Military Amid Zimbabwe Political Chaos by Prognose: 8:56pm On Nov 16, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

I stand with Robert Mugabe!

The Lord of Daniel, Shedrach, Meshach and Abednego will see Robert Mugabe through the fiery furnace set by enemies of Zimbabwe.

Evil shall not prevail,
Terror shall not triumph.
But may this be the case of the dullard Buhari.

Never again will I be swayed like I almost was with the ousting of Libya's Gaddafi
So, I still stand with Robert Mugabe.
Zimbabwe shall remain great!
No you didn't! grin
Now all the pained buhari supporters will come for you.

Modified *
I can see they already started the bashing cheesy
RomanceRe: What Is The Strangest/silliest Thing You Can't Take In A Relationship? by Prognose(op): 9:05am On Nov 14, 2017
lilmax:
if you read my chat without replying in 4mins and you told me you were playing with me.... it's effing OVER
huh
FamilyRe: Conversation About A Dog & Water Between My Daughter & Girl That Stays With Me by Prognose: 9:12am On Nov 13, 2017
sexy74:
Thanks for asking a very good question and also thank you for your observations, now the little girl in question is 3 years , the girl staying with me put the water for her in a little bowl they use in feeding little kids and not in a cup which she uses. We have a dog that licks (laps) ( what I learnt today) from a bowl.
what made me pay more attention to them was when she kept on insisting that dogs dont drink water but lick (lap) it.
Lol, you are answering these bad belle people?

Who are they to say if your daughter was rude or not? Abi they didn't see the beginning of the conversation where your daughter clearly said "Please give me water to drink. "huh

The other girl is in fact the rude one because her next action made your daughter stand up for herself and declare that she didn't want to be treated like a dog.

In fact your topic had to do with weather lick was the correct word or not.

A lot of bad belle bitter self-righteous people on this section. They just want to make you feel bad so they can feel good about themselves .

Ignore them. Next time take the topic to another section or ask your pals on facebook.
RomanceRe: How Many Times Is Appropriate To Call Someone, If The Person Is Not Answering. by Prognose: 7:53pm On Nov 12, 2017
When using iPhone 6 or 8 call once. At least for you to own these expensive phones it is good you don't come off looking desperate.

But for other phones it is good to call twice only. If she doesn't pick then she's obviously busy or with her other boyfriend. Chill for an hour or two then try again.
RomanceRe: What Is The Strangest/silliest Thing You Can't Take In A Relationship? by Prognose(op): 4:52pm On Nov 12, 2017
hergists:
- Keeping an opposite sex as your best friend when we're in a relationship.

- Sleeping over at the opposite sex house because they are your friend and nothing will happen.

- Using the pictures of your friends (opposite sex) as your profile picture on WhatsApp and other social media.

- Keeping malice with your family members. Definitely, you will do that to me too.
Hmm, all these are serious stuffs.

I mean the little things that you can't stand yet other people don't think it's important.
RomanceRe: What Is The Strangest/silliest Thing You Can't Take In A Relationship? by Prognose(op): 4:50pm On Nov 12, 2017
futuremrzjude:
Making sound while having sex with me is a serious deal breaker

Gush!!!
I can't deal
shocked

For real? I though this was a turn-on?

You want like, absolute silence thingshuh
RomanceRe: What Is The Strangest/silliest Thing You Can't Take In A Relationship? by Prognose(op): 4:47pm On Nov 12, 2017
OrestesDante:
angry


Walking about or cooking with toothbrush in your mouth.
grin

Guilty!
RomanceRe: What Is The Strangest/silliest Thing You Can't Take In A Relationship? by Prognose(op): 4:46pm On Nov 12, 2017
SmellingAnus:
Continuous lies/dishonesty...

I love truth/openness/respect cos that's the fastest way to get my liver... (my heart is no go area grin)
I don't think anyone can stand this. It's completely reasonable not to want a partner that lies.

What I meant was, is there anything that others would not consider serious but it is serious enough for you to break up the relationship ?
RomanceWhat Is The Strangest/silliest Thing You Can't Take In A Relationship? by Prognose(op): 3:17pm On Nov 12, 2017
Let me explain. I know that there are some common things that are deal-breakers in any relationship e.g cheating on your partner, stealing, finding out he or she has a chronic disease etc. That's not what this thread is about.
Rather it's about the little things you can't stand. Things that other people would hear about it and wonder if that is enough for you to break up the relationship but as far as you are concerned you cannot stand your partner having such habit or behaviour or maybe he or she said something that put you off for life.

I'll start.

I can't stand someone that makes fun of people who like cartoons. Yeah, you heard me right. Like you come and see me watching tom and Jerry or Naruto and you start saying all sort of stupid stuff like why grown ups should not be watching cartoons. It don't matter how beautiful you are, the relationship goes cold immediately.

Another example is any girl who I take out to an occasion like a wedding and then she starts dissing the bride's outfit how cheap it is or how ugly she looks in it, yet she'll still smile at her when she passes. Damn. For some reason it puts me off and makes me such such person in a really bad light.

Another example : fake long fingernails. When the things look like talons from a chicken and you imagine her plucking out your eyes at night and when you tell her to take 'em off she insists on leaving them on. Serious deal-breaker for me.


You can add yours.
FamilyRe: Help! Am Contemplating Suicide by Prognose: 3:43pm On Nov 07, 2017
makanjuola0360:
was at St Nicholas hospital last month and was told they have no kidney patient, can't afford to waste my cash to Benin and later be confronted with d same story
St Nicholas is a general private hospital and won't have same quota of kidney patients as UBTH dialysis center.

Also you can't tell anyone you want to sell your kidney. That's a crime. Say you want to do freewill donation. They'll appreciate you for it .
FamilyRe: Help! Am Contemplating Suicide by Prognose: 3:01pm On Nov 07, 2017
Please don't commit suicide! That would be a terrible waste of kidneys.

There are scores of people in Benin alone who are lined up outside dialysis unit in UBTH desperately seeking kidney donors. Women in their early 30s who have damaged their kidneys from too much bleaching, men who have scattered their kidneys with hard drugs and alcohol, and other people who have just been unlucky. All fighting desperately for life despite whatever condition they find themselves in.

If you place so little value on your life pls visit them and offer to give them your kidneys. At least save others if you don't feel like saving yourself!
TV/MoviesRe: Demetria Obilor Slammed For Dressing "Provocatively" On Channel 8 Traffic Report by Prognose: 2:37pm On Nov 07, 2017
Called her out, called him out, called them out.


We can sha like to copy slangs like say e go soon expire undecided
FamilyRe: . by Prognose: 8:19am On Nov 06, 2017
Reminds me of this insect I used to see back in the day.
Beautiful coloured insect, looks like a small beetle but has a long mouth and the back is coloured black and yellow. If you touch it or mistakenly step on it, it releases a terrible odour than can remain on you till you have your bath. It doesn't take much for it to release it's foul stench, just poke it with a broomstick and the next thing the whole place starts to stink? Abeg who remembers that insect or knows the name?


Bro, both of you went through crises. You were sick and she wasn't bothered. You sent her packing and she went and announced on facebook (publicly shaming you) how she was glad to be rid of you while you quietly chose an anonymous forum. Now she's come back in private to beg and you're considering taking her back. And not because you love her but because of emotional blackmail. You might even end up marrying her sef Abi? Hahahahahaaa.


Beautiful insect, wish I could remember the name. No matter how long you keep it every once in a while it still releases that horrible stench when under the smallest level of stress. No wonder no one kept them as pets...
RomanceRe: How My Friend Caught Her Husband In Bed With Her Younger Brother by Prognose: 4:12pm On Nov 03, 2017
Safiaa:
I wonder oh. Nigerian men 'hate' gays so much but how can Nigeria surpass the Uk and USA in watching gay porn/searching for gay things online? The kind of stories I've heard, you would be surpised. It is well.
Has it ever occurred to you that those statistics are lies propagated by the gay community in a bid to silence their strongest opponents?
RomanceRe: How My Friend Caught Her Husband In Bed With Her Younger Brother by Prognose: 4:07pm On Nov 03, 2017
Benitogucci:
I received a call from a good friend of mine 3 days ago and she sounded so unhappy over the phone. To my greatest surprise, she told me that her husband is gay. That statement sent shiver down my spine. The most painful part of it is that his gay partner is her younger brother. She's in dire need of advice on what to do. Your advice may go a long way in restoring the situation back to normalcy.
Normalcy?

Normalcyhuh


The situation can never be normal again!
RomanceRe: Yeah by Prognose: 4:05pm On Nov 03, 2017
A lot of virgins on this thread...

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