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CelebritiesRe: Isabella Idibia Taller Than Her Mother, Annie At 11 Years by promisedeco(m): 7:38am On May 27, 2020
blowjohn:
Ur comments r full of trash and are dangerous.
A man that keeps concubine outside is ur legend.
They are not the most decorated couple.
A man that told us to come out to protest, then chickened out at the last hour is ur legend abi?
What was there in the humour?
Mothers naturally possess a sense of humour when teasing their children.
I dont even know why u made such comments sef.
Ut comments make the family look like one to look up to which infact should be the contrary.
R u saying that a woman should keep a man who keeps many sex partners cos of money?
All i see is 'painment'
SportsRe: Manchester United: Coronavirus Pandemic Has Cost Us £28 Million So Far by promisedeco(m): 11:15am On May 22, 2020
obataokenwa:
no one is interested or even will buy when there are other better younger players all over
Younger players you say?
How old is Wan-bissaka? How old is Fernandez?

Speaking of players better than them... Who is better than bissaka?(older, younger or his age mate)
Science/TechnologyRe: Rare Dinosaur That Roamed Antarctica 110 Million Yrs Ago Found In Australia (Pix by promisedeco(m): 4:47pm On May 19, 2020
Proudlyngwa:
shocked 110 million years ago.
No you born the dinosaur
gringringrin confirm ngwa man
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu To FG: "I Will Start Charging You For Free Education On Facebook" by promisedeco(m): 4:01pm On May 19, 2020
dukeprince50:
when you attend NK free education classes, they teach courses like
mad101: intro to chronic madness
mad201:principle and practice of online madness
mad301:advance madness technology and techniques
mad401:general madness in contemporary society
mad501: practice and display of chronic internet madness
and they give u a degree on public nuisancy

To those that are saying he's better than me.
NK doesn't have what it takes to contest for a class captain in Nigeria? what am I even saying sef, he can't even attend funeral of his parents in Nigeria, and u comparing us? I felt insulted
you are mean grin
WebmastersRe: Learn Web Design LIVE On Nairaland!!! by promisedeco(m): 4:10pm On May 17, 2020
don10ky:
well since u have started php and u have basic knowledge continue mostly if u are comfortable with it d idea of jumping from one language to another is not ok. For me I will use react nd nodejs for e-commerce
I wasn't talking about jumping to another languag. I was asking about PHP procedural or OOP
Christianity EtcRe: Aggressive, Violent, Cool, Calm, Which Is The Best Way To Pray As A Christian? by promisedeco(m):
A preacher once said to us in a meeting : "the way you pray doesn't concern him; after all, he is not the one to answer it. Sit, stand, squat, lie down, it's your business between you and your God".
He went further to say: " God is not necessarily interested in what you say with your mouth but rather what comes out of your heart. Sometimes we pray and try to even correct our grammar why praying grin
When you pray just have FAITH. shouting, being calm don't determine whether or not God will answer you. Believe and have faith.
WebmastersRe: Learn Web Design LIVE On Nairaland!!! by promisedeco(m): 1:49am On May 17, 2020
good morning my senior colleagues.
I really need a suggestion.

I have a basic understanding of PHP and mysql. e.g, I can create some basic things like calculator, signing and signout pages using procedural. and I also have a basic understanding of OOP cos I had done a little Java(I wouldn't call it my first language)

my goal is to create an E-commerce website which will be more or less lime jumia.

so,
Should I learn PHP OOP instead of procedural?
ProgrammingRe: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by promisedeco(m): 1:45am On May 17, 2020
good morning my senior colleagues.
I really need a suggestion.

I have a basic understanding of PHP and mysql. e.g, I can create some basic things like calculator, signing and signout, contact forms using procedural. and I also have a slight understanding of OOP cos I had done a little Java(I wouldn't call it my first language)

my goal is to create an E-commerce website which will be more or less lime jumia.

so,
Should I learn PHP OOP instead of procedural?
PoliticsRe: Ikpeazu Inspects Projects In Abia, Stops Street Trading At Opobo Area (Photos) by promisedeco(m): 7:45pm On May 13, 2020
SILVERLINES:
cheesy

That's the governor

Unlike our Rivers terror

Apart from constructing roads

Please can someone mentioned Wike's project as governor for the past five years?

As I can remember;
No recruitment nor building of an industry or any kind of innovative projects from Wike's adminstration.
dem even build road for una you de complain.
you have no idea what Abia is
PoliticsRe: Hotel Demolition: Uwazurike Should Apologise To Wike - PDP Group by promisedeco(m): 12:31pm On May 13, 2020
Stanchem029:
Thief, are you back?
gringrin
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Clarifies Old Tweet About Wizkid 'Begging' Him by promisedeco(m): 2:55pm On May 09, 2020
slyfoxxjoe:
I laugh at all these fools who think by sitting down in your parlor and tweeting at prominent people for help, you will make it.

If wizkid tells you how many years he spent just networking - trekking the whole Surulere from one studio of a prominent producer to another and just sitting there for hours sometimes without even getting to record anything himself - before he got his break, you will understand that not everything can be done online. Sometimes you have to put in actual work.

These people get bombarded by tweets and DMs seeking help all day. They are more likely to help someone they see has earned their attention.
best comment right here.
HealthRe: Abia Isolation Centres In Poor State – Resident Doctors by promisedeco(m): 8:37pm On Apr 29, 2020
guy222:
If they are given award for worst governor in the history of Nigeria, Abia state will win the league back to back with 10 matches remaining while kogi state and benue state will end the league with thesame point, then they will go for playoff which i strongly believe kogi state will win the match on penalty shoot out.
You are hilariously rightsmiley But the sad part is that I'm Abian
PoliticsRe: Senator T.A Orji To Distribute 300 Bags Of Beans, 1240 Cartons Of Noddles (Photo by promisedeco(m): 7:35pm On Apr 26, 2020
chiefolododo:
A good man with a good heart
don't let me vent my anger on you o
RomanceRe: Stop Dating This Kind Of Girls If You Wanna Go Far In Life by promisedeco(m): 6:06pm On Apr 25, 2020
cloud7000:
u no get work? sad



you want to earn little bucks online like i do....check my signature for info
I'm interested. I will appreciate if you could give me the details
Foreign AffairsRe: Thousands Rally In US Against Coronavirus Lockdown Restrictions (Photos) by promisedeco(m): 1:43pm On Apr 21, 2020
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IamPlato:
Please Pray For Europe And America, if They Get Better I Am Satisfied.


Nigerian Government Can Continue Twistin Things (one Day We Shall Separate The Fools from The Wise)


If Your Lockdown Is Called Off And They Are Still On Lockdown your Country Is Doomed, because Your Country Literally Imports Every Thing.

But Dont Worry, just Pray For America and Once They Get Better Nigeria Will Suddenly Get Better too, just Watch.

MODIFIED
Those Of You Quotin Me That Are Too Low Of Intelligence To Understand How Nigeria Is Too Dependent On White should Stop Quoting Me because I Can Be Very Aggressive With Words, in This Corona season Na Small Thing De Vex Me



As For The Wise People, follow Me On Twitter @kingplato007 Lets Take Back Nigeria
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RUBBISH!
HealthRe: COVID-19: Ikpeazu Extends Lockdown In Abia by promisedeco(m): 7:35pm On Apr 17, 2020
Abia state government is terribly confused and dumb.

How can we be on lockdown for 16days and counting, whereas, the border is still open?
People from other states, more especially, Lagos are still trooping in. Isn't this foolishness? sad

The right to do was very simple... Tighten the security at the borders. Don't let anyone enter the state. We sit at home for 2weeks(to be sure no one has it); if no one has it(just as the case is now) then let people start their normal lives but the borders still heavily guarded.

Imagine after wasting 2weeks indoors then during this relaxed state, someone from Lagos or else where, just starts spreading it. What would be the essence of the sit-at-home we have been observing.

Rubbish!!! undecidedundecided
Christianity EtcRe: My Church, First Baptist Abuja Shared Rice And 10,000 Cash To Ease Lockdown by promisedeco(m): 10:33am On Apr 05, 2020
CYBERWEAVER:
I expect them to do more than that, just one member of the church can feed 1000 Nigerians without argument, if only to show off they can do it.
That's rich men church and I know it, they're are just sharing it among their class mtcheew
and you think anybody cares about what you expect?
just sit at home.
PoliticsRe: Have You Received Any Money Or Relief Material From The Federal Government? by promisedeco(m): 2:49pm On Apr 03, 2020
horlarlorwor:
Apology to say these.

Nigeria, are you truly treating COVID-19 or you guys are Malaria?

News from affected countries have not treated any of their patient successfully. Is either they died or under critical condition.
Most affected countries still claims of NO VACCINE. How come Nigeria covid 19 patients who were positive were negative again under 7 days. Its seems something is not right.
Or will I say patient are diagnosed with 'positive' Malaria.

The likes of Abba Kyari, the real Carrier of the virus is yet to recover from it. Let these doctors treat Kyari same way other patient that tested negative after 7 days.

Please don't quote me wrong. I am not saying the virus is not in Nigeria but I think something is wrong somewhere.
If I may ask;
1) what VACCINE did our doctors use to treat the patient.
2) Let the government assist other affected countries with our doctors to show them the way out. Either by sending the doctors to their country or the drug they used to cure the virus.
3) Let the affected countries send in their doctors with 5 each patient to our country for treatment.

This will ascertain our doubting Thomas that the corona virus in Nigeria is truly defeated.
Have you taken time to read Kyari Medical report? If 'no' then go and read it before being cynical
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Buys Bugatti Centodieci by promisedeco(m): 10:41am On Apr 01, 2020
Okwudili23:
And am still learning how to drive, GOF WHENhuh??

I will deliver the best of jobs for you in graphic designs such as:

Logo
Business card
Brochures
Birthday cards
Flyers
Banners
Posters
Album covers

Click on this to Get me on WhatsApp : https:///2348115733461
Or click my profile for my contact
this is exquisite
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: Free Bags Of Rice For The Elderly In Anambra Arrives by promisedeco(m): 9:15pm On Mar 31, 2020
Jonah507:
Why the pictures of himself?




Hypocrite
What if he didn't give, what will happen?
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: Free Bags Of Rice For The Elderly In Anambra Arrives by promisedeco(m): 9:13pm On Mar 31, 2020
KingAzubuike:
Wish our brothers in nearby Nigeria could copy this kind gestures from we the great people of Biafra.

Whereas tinubu is there donating money to the Lagos State government .. That's like transferring money from your savings account to your current account.
Biafra ontop the man you guys de always criticize. Tribalism is sin before God and man
HealthCOVID-19: Most Ridiculous Things You've Heard About Corona Virus by promisedeco(op):
I went to get my hair cut when people in the barbershop were saying things that were ridiculous, funny, and annoying, all at the same time.
Some of the things I heard were:
1. Ronaldo has died. Corona killed him this morning and people all over the world are mourning him.
One went as far as saying that corona should killed him instead of Ronaldo. I was like, JESUS!! smiley

2. The other said that the virus cannot be transmitted. That the government are looting money with it.

3. The barber crowned it all by saying that, the vaccine/cure is in Israel. But they won't give it out without huge about of money.

4. Even if they(Israel) wants to give you the vaccine you'd dress like a prisoner who is about to get executed. The clothe must have a very bold X written on it before they give the person access to their country

My ears heard enough smiley

Share your experience

HealthRe: Passengers Flee From Bus After Spotting A Chinese Man Onboard In Ghana (Video) by promisedeco(m): 9:27pm On Mar 28, 2020
coronavirus19:
I lld have agreed with u on this, but just like the way a white calls the police on a black passer bye in his neighborhoode because previous theft cases have been perpetrated by Blacks is termed racism. So I lld safely term this as a racist action too.
this is no racism whatsoever. You expect them to embrace him?
The pandemic they brought is pretty much still around; it would be so unwise of them to do otherwise
HealthRe: Passengers Flee From Bus After Spotting A Chinese Man Onboard In Ghana (Video) by promisedeco(m): 6:17pm On Mar 28, 2020
nijabazaar:
Chai.

Africans are also racists

You see Racism is an essential feature of humanity. Self preservation is Racism. It is necessary for our evolution
How is self prevention racism
Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus: Apostle Joshua Selman In UK, Shocked As Members Refuse To Hold Hand by promisedeco(m): 12:09am On Mar 20, 2020
WelcomeToBiafra:
Are you an enemy of BIAFRA freedom or not? Let us know.
Zombie niggerian.
lol... old man behaving like a little boy. get a new brain; the one you're using is dysfunctional
Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus: Apostle Joshua Selman In UK, Shocked As Members Refuse To Hold Hand by promisedeco(m): 11:21pm On Mar 18, 2020
WelcomeToBiafra:
Let BIAFRA be restore, and peace will be restored all over the world.

The whole world is under serious punishment because of the massacres of innocent Indigenous People of BIAFRA.


Dear Conronavirus. We thank you so much, because the God of BiafraLand has promised us that he will send weapons that he will use to destroy every enemies of
the Indigenous People of BIAFRA freedom.

Dear Conronavirus, please attack every enemies of BIAFRA freedom until they beg IPOB to take Biafrans and BIAFRA and go .
I know you felt silly after typing this nonsense
RomanceRe: What Qualities Do You Look Out For Before Agreeing On A Date? by promisedeco(m): 3:45pm On Mar 14, 2020
sexylassie2:
it seems you are not qualified for the type of man i want

men that ask these type of questions are broke, move on.
qualified ko, world cup ni
RomanceRe: What Qualities Do You Look Out For Before Agreeing On A Date? by promisedeco(m): 3:40pm On Mar 14, 2020
sexylassie2:
it seems you are not qualified for the type of man i want
men that ask these type of questions are broke, move on.
qualify ko, world cup ni
SportsRe: Ronaldo To Self-Isolate In Madeira & "Won't return to Italy After Rugani Case" by promisedeco(m): 7:46pm On Mar 12, 2020
Mymynd4u:
U don't have sense.. Do u bliv it too? grin
you know what I believe? you need attention. now disappear
SportsRe: Ronaldo To Self-Isolate In Madeira & "Won't return to Italy After Rugani Case" by promisedeco(m): 5:50pm On Mar 12, 2020
Mymynd4u:
We know that Ronaldo is a coward..... He isn't a true frnd, if It was any player in Spain that Corona, Messi wunt run away like a coward Ronaldo.


So Ronaldo is a dominator but he can't dominate simple Corona virus...

Take this from me, Ronaldo is a coward.

When we talk abt GOAT, u must be a goat in all ramifications but Ronaldo failed...

So this is my judgement

I hereby declare MESSI as the Greatest of All Time.

Ronaldo is COAT - COWARD OF ALL TIME


Note this:

Messi : GOAT
Ronaldo : COAT
Liverpool: LOAT - loser of all time grin

Hater argue with evidence

Ronaldo is a coward... Ignored his fellow colleague but Messi didn't ignore Ronaldinho.

Same rugani helped Ronaldo but Ronaldo deserted him now.. To all Ronaldo fans, this is how Ronaldo will desert if u get problem oooo


Support a true frnd like Lionel Achachukwu Oluwaseyifunmi Abdullahi Messi
we believe you. anything else you wanna say?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: LASK Vs Manchester United: UCL (0 - 5) On 12th March 2020 by promisedeco(m): 5:29pm On Mar 12, 2020
Lask will be lashed. loserpool fans should take a seat and get ready to be entertained #GGMU
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Chukwuka Celebrates Her 40th Birthday by promisedeco(m): 10:11am On Mar 12, 2020
Hhansome:
Hurts to see a 40 year old someone trying hard to be a youngie for life. Happy birthday Chioma abeg make way for ya children and young ones to feel the earth.
is she blocking anyone

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