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chenzen:
when a not so good looking guy starts dating a classy pretty girl, no matter what she does... he never thinks about a break-up.


on the flip side.

a not so good looking lady never initiates the idea of a break-up with a prince charming... even if he treats her like trash.

Sometimes I wonder where you guys harvest all these crap,
Once a person has proven that they are repulsive in nature, ties are severed.
How many men have you seen marrying the beautiful lady they once dated?

Just because you lack the balls (and think too little of yourself) to kick out a cancerous person in your life does not mean others cant, its common practice everywhere.

SenecaTheYonger:
All hail the king.

King Henry!
King Henry!!
King Henry!!!

Burst my brain. Brilliant cinematography. Brilliant story telling. 9/10 if you are into history based movie.

Finally one that has seen it,
Their diction men, it gets me high.

officialteemi:
please share download link.
no cinema in calabar

What happened to the one at marina?

voltron14:
I don't believe this fable.

Is Fashanu telling me that Paul Gascoigne who is impoverished receives 11k pounds monthly?

Try to find out what Gascoigne does with his money, there is a difference between poverty and spending all you have on drugs and alcohol.

Zizza:
Gosh!!! Pls read b4 commenting
Everyday, my husband sits and complains that everyone is leeching and sucking him dry... Friends asking him for money and all, family. I get so incensed... What's really on my mind is 'Nigger better save your money for me and our kids, I've got no 'friends' leeching my own money.' The most painful part is these friends don't wanna be helped to get jobs, they just want you to be paying their bills..
But I just try to encourage him to be wise and know when to say no

I'm so mad

All these stupid expenditure actually rubs off on when I ask him for something...
It's gonna stop
Trust me

Pls guys, when next he asks me what to do about these people what do I say??

Only mature guys should give answers

The truth will hurt his ego, and the truth is he doesn't have the balls to tell them off.

Next time talk some sense to him,
But be very very careful how You say it, cos the manner you say something can change the message you are trying to get across.
How you say it can sink in or blow up in your face.

ambient:
Men have always complained on how complex the female mind works, a lot of meme have been created on how a woman saying 'go' actually means stop and the others.

I think some men have been putting a lot of effort in understanding us (women) and is now our turn to try and understand them a little.... Lol

In this thread a woman get to ask a question and the men get to answer or give their opinions on what they actually mean.

I will go first....

When a man keeps complaining to his wife or girlfriend about a friend or friends who is always leeching on him what does he really want the lady to do with the info?

A) just listen and do nothing?
B) try and get the so called friend off her husband or boy friend back?
C) none of the above?

Matured answers only, ladies if you have questions to ask the men folks this is the thread for it.

Pls ask another question, its a small percentage of men that do this, this is what ladies do - not most men.

safarigirl:
When men say they want a strong, independent woman, what exactly do they mean?

A) I want a woman who makes her own money and is confident in her abilities?

B) I want a woman who won't ask me for money and is only as confident as I want her to be?

C) I want a woman who will feed me with her money AND be submissive


Will modify as it comes to me.

A.

But it won't matter if the woman is a lie and a cheat.

spymasters0984:
Good morning all,

I had to register this account because I need advice from matured minds. I got married to my wife three years ago and she has a younger Sister who was two years younger. They both look alike, same body build, voice and face. I actually thought they were twins when I first saw them together. She do come to our house for weekends or the holiday as she and my wife were so close. She knows where we keep our house keys. We are yet to have kids and sometimes I appreciate her presence as she keeps my wife company.

Last month, I went to watch a late premiership match at a bar not far from the house and I took some few drinks like I always do with the guys. I wasn't drunk, just a bit light headed. I drove home immediately after the match around 8pm and opened the door with my key. PHCN took the light as soon as I entered and Everywhere was dark. I heard the shower running and thought my wife was in the bathroom. Normally, I and my wife love spontaneous sex as it spice up our relationship. So I decide to get naughty and have sex. So, I stripped and opened the bathroom and said, Honey, let's have a quickie". Without waiting for reply, I pushed her to the wall and penetrated from behind.

One thing, I first noticed was that my thing went inside so smoothly without any resistance. My wife was a virgin when we met and even till now, she still complain of me being big for her. I thought it was the shower water that made it so frictionless so I kept thrusting. The next thing ,I heard was "Uncle Dele(not my real name), please harder, yes, hit me well, I love your dick inside me". That was when I realized it wasn't my wife. Immediately, my eyes cleared and I pulled out. I started apologizing to her that I thought it was her Sister, my wife. I quickly dashed out of the bathroom, ran to the room, put my clothes, grabbed my phone and put on the phone torch. She had also left for the other room so I went to knock and started apologizing again. She had put on her clothes also. She said I ought not to apologize as I clearly thought she was my wife and it was a case of mistaken identity. We were still talking when we heard the door being opened and I dashed to my room.

We acted like normal when her sister came in and didn't say a word to each other. Though, I felt so guilty as I had never cheated on my wife since we got married. Even my wife was surprised her sister was around as she didn't tell her she was coming. What happened was my wife went to the superstore to get some things, that was why she wasn't at home as I left her at home when I was going to watch match. My in-law left the following day.

I met with my sister-in-law three days later and I apologize again and we both agreed to keep it as a secret between us as it would hurt my wife so much. She has had two miscarriages since we got married. Her sister also agreed to keep quite, but she made a statement that made me nervous. She said "Uncle Dele, you are so big o. Is that what my sister has been enjoying". I was a bit angry, but I didn't want to make an issue out of it so I smiled and let it pass.

Fast forward to last week, She called me that she needed 50k to get something and if I can help her. In the past, I do give her money but always through my wife. 5k, 10k or thereabout but nothing like the 50k she's asking for now. So I informed my wife of the request and she was angry on why she should be demanding for such amount and called her to tell her what she feels. Only for her to call me and sounding angry on why I had to tell my wife she's asking money from me. I calmly told her that my wife knows about all my finances and it is not new that I am informing my wife of such request. However in order for peace to reign, I convinced my wife and we sent 20k to her, which she never called back to say thank you.

Yesterday, she called me again asking for 30k to do something, which she didn't say what it was. I was at work so I told her, I will call her back later. I never had the chance to call her until she called me later in the evening sounding so angry that I didn't call her back and she needed the money unfailingly before Saturday. I politely told her, I don't have any money and will have to inform my wife about it, which she told me not to tell her. Actually, I am in a fix as one thing I hate is someone blackmailing me, though she hasn't said she will tell my wife about what transpired between us. Her tone and attitude towards me is suggesting she's trying to take advantage of me.

I don't know if I should confess to my wife as I don't want to be someone maga. However, I don't want my wife to go through any stress as we just discovered she's pregnant again and don't want any issue again. Please , I need advice as I don't want to give her any money by weekend. Thanks

Anyone that is truly sorry about what they have done will confess what they have done and not expect to forgiven easily, other than that, you are not truly sorry.

The worst governor in Cross River State history since democracy.

0monnak0da:
Who are "you guys"
Young man calm down
We all want the best for our country
Is Nigeria the only country with universities
Yes we all want the best for our country and should debate it. No one knows everything. Even if we disagree we can still do so politely

I know for a fact that Buhari's children,Osinbajo's children and Tinubu's children do not attend Nigerian Universities.

My point is government should change the law if they want to do this government cannot be lawless

Government negotiated the current situation and if they want to change it they should negotiate
We all know if they try to force this through unilaterally what will happen but becayse their children are unaffected they do not care

On a different note I do not think the FG should fund the Universities directly rather we should look at debating a new model that ensures the Universities are funded from fees paid by students. Government could offer scholarships ,grants etc . Across the world different countries are debating how to fund university education and we must do the same too to ensure good quality over quantity

We cannot afford federally funded university education. Quality education is expensive and those who want it should pay for it

Thats why it will be suicidal to leave our students at the mercy of a group of corrupt individuals that will bleed them dry all because they are independent.

Riele:
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Your generalization is annoying .

Most men also view relationship as a way of extracting sex from females .

The way you men act like saints is sickening.

I used the word "stereotypes", get a grip of what the word means before you start tripping,

Your reply reeks of immaturity to the high heavens,

You get annoyed about generalization yet this what you said in the same post

"the way you men act like saints is sickening"

if this is not the same generalization you are flipping about, then I dont know what else is.

Its only people that have dirt all over them that believe they are no saints, cos that cant bear the thought that they are people that are better and mentally stronger than them to pull off such feat.

Jung:
Keypad warriors who know nothing about how a country works. Ignore them

Humor me, does ASUU fund itself?

Riele:
Will you stay in Nigeria if offered visa to USA or Canada ?

Everyone wants what's best for themselves .

More like being offer a better job,
So in summary women view relationship like an employment opportunity where the kind of salary you are paid is all important, which explains the stereotypes about women being selfish.

Anybody that knows what true relationship is all about will know that its all about what you have to give not what you stand to gain.

Magnoliaa:
Why are you writing us all off, just like that?

I can offer you spiritual assistance, especially in getting money and becoming the no.1 richest man in the world, with everyone at your beck and call.

I have strong ties to a jazz man and the underworld.

In other words you can make him a healthy sacrificial lamb.

[quote author=Noblejohn32 post=84192556][/quote]Its am surprise one mention could see the irony in my post, ever heard of the word sarcasm?

favour32:
Not in Nigeria.
Except 5% or less may be line with your thought.

Its called sarcasm.

Thegoodone13:
This is the best answer ironically

You get the drift.

frozen70:
If you grow with this mentality and mind set

You will be a puppet

Its called sarcasm dear.
The bar flew right over your head.

abduleez1:
True. But the guy no try at all!!!

Dont be so hard on him, the Joker is also an enigma, its not an easy act to follow.

I blame they directors, they try to cover their fvck up by using slow motion for the entrance of the Joker into the picture.

Raalsalghul:
I agree with your last statement.

But disagree when you say there was nothing special about his performance.

I know many who would disagree with you too.

I agree with you on your last line, after all not everybody knew about the Joker or read about the Joker in the 80s before The Dark Knight came alone in 2008, whats puzzling is that most people arguing dont even know the Joker, they only know Heat's Joker, so how do you say a storyline of a character in the Hollywood movie of 2008 defines a character that has been around since the 1940s?
Come to think of it can you call Heat's Joker "The Clown Prince"?

Anyway Its about time we saw Batman and Joker get at it again.

abduleez1:
Oga true the storyline was piss. But actor gotta do his best with what he's given. After all the script won't perform for you, director's input can't turn you into what you are not. It's either you have it in you or not. If you good, you good. Each Joker performance from other actors have an identity to them. Which identity you fit correlate with Leto's apart from poor, poor,poor!!!!!

Is it not same Suicide Squad that Margot Robbie was discovered and praised for her Harley performance. Smith's Deadshot wasn't all that bad. Viola Davis was praised also for her Amanda Waller portrayal. So the fact is Leto na bad dream that I seriously wish to forget!

There are Editors, Directors, Writers And Producers, these people have the final say on what hits the screen or the end product, ever heard of "deleted scenes"? it doesn't matter how talented an Actor/Actress is, they are given their scripts and then they are directed after that, their acts are "edited" so how do you expect someone to be the star of the show when he is only "required" to do a cameo appearance?

Evidence that most times talented Stars sit on their hands in pictures is the Game of Thrones and Bruce Willis's Reprisal, you cant improvise if you are not allowed to, remember he who pays the piper calls the tunes this is the reality in Hollywood, the highest the Actor can do is to reject the role if he is not happy with it. You dont improvise if you are not allowed to or else you will have to become the director and the editor.

Riele:
So your answer to the question is?

Actually men bring nothing to the relationship, its the women that take care of them.
The woman gives him money to look good, buy things to make his life more comfortable, even in some cases when they get married, the woman buys a new car for the man.

In fact men are just a liability, they bring nothing to the relationship, they only look out for rich women (not broke asses) that will be able to take care of them.

Goodbloke:
My ogas and madams una good morning o!!

Abeg which site i fit use download correct movies for my laptop.

Anticipation una response

Thenetnaija
TFPDL

toluxe0075:
Regardless of Heath's death, he was great as Joker. He totally owned every scene he appeared, and overshadowed every other cast in the dark knight. Without doubt, Nicholson did great as joker, however, his performance was not totally superior to Heath's.

Lol,
You don't know Joker, The Joker has always been the star of the show in most (if not all) Batman comic series, so you see The Joker is like the mask of Nabu, it has a profound effect on any that wears it.
If fact playing the Joker is more like a career move.

urahara:
The Watchmen

Hollywood has a way of distorting things - it's not.
I would prefer all comic adaptations come as sequels to the comics, save the writers a truckload of trouble, instead of pulling the rouge right under those that grew up reading the comic books.

urahara:
But the thing is that the comic and the.movie is exactly the same thing.

Which one?
The Watchmen or The Joker?

Raalsalghul:
I want to personally thank Heath Ledger for Joker's success, wherever he is.

Not to take anything from Nicholson or Phoenix, but Ledger's performance elevated the character: took it to a point where filmgoers ears are tinged whenever they hear the name.

And SJWs too: their "cho cho cho" caught the public's attention.

All this rave about Heat is just because he is dead, Heat did not make the Joker, the Joker made Heat.
When I watched his performance he appeared like another Villain, nothing special.
I have seen better psychopaths, if Heat was alive today his Joker would have been like the rest - heck, his would have been behind Jack Nicholson.

Death turns sinners to saints, rich to poor, average to famous.

This is coming from a past event?

losprince:
I'm sure the producers didn't project this kind of success, it was just an experimental film then the Venice film festival thing happened, out of the need to virtue signal and seem offended for ridiculous reasons the sjws and woke media outlets started to pan the film; this enraged a lot of people which in turn gave the movie a more notorious popularity. A lot of negative things were said about the movie to stop it's success but it all proved futile because these spurred people the more to support it.

Same thing happened with the Dave Chappelle sticks and stones comedy, critics panned it for no reasonable reason other than it contained non politically correct jokes, fans in turn massively opposed and sang it's praises to heavens.

People are growing exceedingly pissed at the woke culture these real life clowns are trying to shove down their throats.

And the funny thing is this is not even DCs Joker, like you said, it was an experiment, and DC got lucky.

Not a cold day in hell.

Thegamingorca:
Nah waiting for you to realize that the joker that heath ledger played is the only joker that fit joker's profile

False,
The Joker first appeared in the comic edition in the 1940s, Heath did not invent nor defined the Joker, he was given that version of the Joker to bring to light.

You have to go back to the source material before making this kind of conclusion.