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Comments like this, boost morale in proving to the *f00ls that we are better than them...

dee02:
You are a bigger fool to use some of your savings for a ponzi scheme!

A big fu..cking buffoon is what you are if you find yourself involved in a pyramid or ponzi scheme!

But I'm not a fool If I use my money for football bet or forex trading?

I started with 20k and within 4 months, I made more than 120k from it excluding capital...

so who is the fool here... I live off the street.. so save me the sermon... We know how things work...

LasgidiOnline:
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Lagos State Governor, Mr. Akinwunmi Ambode on Wednesday said plans are afoot to transform the Sabo Industrial Estate in Yaba area of the State to a technology hub and another Silicon Valley where new set of entrepreneurs and innovators will be raised to address the challenges confronting the nation in the Information and Communication Technology (ICT) sector.

Silicon Valley, which is in San Francisco Bay Area of California, United States, is home to many of the world’s largest high-tech corporations and thousands of startup companies.

Governor Ambode, who spoke during an extensive inspection tour across the State, said government will actualize the plan of transforming Sabo to the new hub for technology in 2017 and assist the already established technology incubators in the area to achieve their full potentials.

Some of the technology outfits visited in the area by the Governor included Ardela, IDEA and CC Hub, among others.

The Governor, who was joined on the inspection by top government functionaries and former Minister of Communications and Technology, Mrs. Omobola Johnson, said government was desirous of assisting entrepreneurs in the ICT sector to become good startups, adding that his administration would explore all the available initiatives in that regard.

He said to start with, entrepreneurs in the sector would be allowed to access the N25billion Employment Trust Fund (ETF), which is an initiative of his administration, to grow their businesses, as well as other interventions from the State’s Ministry of Wealth Creation and Employment.

He said: “I decided to come here just for me to feel the state of things and to learn about your challenges. Our government is seriously committed to assisting entrepreneurs like the ones here to be able to be good startups.

“I want to also say that we will use our Employment Trust Fund to support this concept here.”

The Governor said one of the factors considered when government was setting up the ETF was the need to set up incubators, but with the progress made in that regard by the private sector, government would now only build on the existing technology incubators.

“All we need to do is to now send people here and also support by way of infrastructure to scale up this place and others like this that can help in churning out more people.

“Our aim is to create enabling environment for our youth to thrive, to be more creative and enterprising. We so much believe in innovation and creativity. We strongly believe that youths are the ones that can take us out of this economic recession and the truth is that we must create enabling environment for our youths to optimally utilize their talents.

“You can recall that throughout my campaign, I promised to use tourism, hospitality and entertainment to create employment and jobs for our youths. This is the fundamental basis our government is built upon.

“The whole idea is that these young ones here should not just leave this place and go back to where they started from. I think that value chain is what we as government must tap into and then we would be able to move this nation forward. I believe strongly that the youths are the future of this country and we need to pay greater attention to everything that they are doing and I also believe strongly that technology is the key that we are going to use to grow this economy,” he said.

The Governor said government would explore the possibility of addressing the power challenges confronting the area, especially by linking the estate to the Mainland Independent Power Project.

In her remarks, the former Minister (Johnson) commended the initiative of Governor Ambode on the plan to scale up the industrial park in Sabo, saying that the development signaled a new beginning for the technology sector.

Speaking at Ladipo Market where he was received by hundreds of traders amidst pump and pageantry, Governor Ambode said from next month, his administration will commence construction of Alhaji Akinwunmi Street and Ladipo Street, as well as Obagun Avenue, off Fatai Atere Road.

He also said that a multi-layer car park will be constructed to address the chaos in the area in terms of parking of vehicles, but solicited the cooperation of the traders and residents of the area, saying that government would organize a stakeholders’ meeting to discuss modalities for the construction.

http://www.lasgidionline.com.ng/2017/01/we-will-transform-yaba-to-major.html

lalasticlala

It's already a technology hub, I call it Nigeria's Silicon Valley, I live in Yaba.

slinkman:
stay within the comfort of your bed and scream, nairaland needs competition

Lol... We are working on it...

Nairaland needs a competition... Seun Osewa is so biased... His war on Christianity is seconded to none, but he will dare not try those that kill innocent souls, and scream "God is Great".

and his biased view on MMM is something else.

Competition will teach him, Life is not about your point of view every time...

NAIRALAND NEEDS COMPETITION!

dee02:
Dont be an idio...t, there is nothing like spare cash!

If there is no spare cash, stay away from it... MMM is blameless in this. I told someone, there is no way you get rich off MMM, but it can make you not to be broke the way you used to be.

There is spare cash... I have some savings in my account... it is spare cash... I'm not using it for anything right now is there... and I will be fool to use my full savings for MMM.

fuckingAyaya:
Nelson Mandela of Nigeria come oo nah hotel or prison dis man dey self see as he fresh well afonjas right now

Is your battle against the Afonjas or Nigeria as a whole?

well reflect on this:

"Understand, democracy does not require uniformity. Our founders quarreled and compromised, and expected us to do the same. But they knew that democracy does require a basic sense of solidarity—the idea that for all our outward differences, we are all in this together; that we rise or fall as one." - Barack Obama(Farewell Speech).

The IPOB should understand this...

NairalandDSS:
wtf ?? body cream for lips damn

That's what they sell to you as pink lips cream, they mixed it with lime and some stuffs... You have a black lips and you wanted to turn it to pink, what do u think you're doing to your lips if not bleaching...

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Thepasserby:
Nigerian ladies are just too much and their creativity level is so good.
It is quite impossible to have a conversation with a Nigerian lady without hearing these words and phrases.

These words have ruined marriages, ended relationships and have even sent some to the hospital.

Here are 4 words Nigerian ladies are likely to use during a conversation.

1. Like seriously?
Why do they even ask this question and does it even have an answer? Well I guess maybe they use it as a warning sign or when they are interested in the conversation.

2. Whatever
When you hear this word, I will suggest you pocket the remaining words and end the conversation.
Whenever this word is uttered, trouble is not far away.

3. Really?
I can't even categorise this one. Perhaps you can help me out here.

4. Dorrh
No one knows the meaning of this word. I guess that's the power of Nigerian creativity.

Shout out to all the ladies in the house.

Culled from www.palmchatnow.com

whatever can be so annoying!

olamy2000:
of course...are u a funaabite?

Yea, even when we are yet to defend our projects... ?

olamy2000:
Olamy2000
FUNAAB
Agricultural extension
Oyo,ekiti,kwara and abuja

Are you FUNAAB will meetup?

Revelation1:
I thought demons are different from fallen angel? Did fallen angels later transformed to demons?

The fallen angels are the demons... they are so powerful then... they can exist as spirit, and there are so many of them. They posses creature, and take their form. All the demons has names... the fallen angel can take form of anything...

Gsmbasics:
http://gsmbasics.com.ng/645/whatsapp-amazing-new-features-for-recalling-your-messages.html

BBM has this feature long time ago... IMO BBM is still the best.

jonaifame22:
was it bad

The ladies I usually accepted to go into sex-free relationship with doesn't usually commit.

But the ones that involves sex, usually commits at least 70%. I remember a lady we assumed to be dating for 3 months(No sex), I was the only one pushing and making all efforts in the relationship(very frustrating), but immediately we had sex, she was all over me...

jonaifame22:
Merry xmas and a happy new year in advance to every one

Mcbrooklyn
Iamlegend
Obontami
Sinaj
Laveda
Tee59
Classcaptain
Misspicy and every other goons and gooness of mine



I have noticed that gals dnt fully commit them selves to a guy officially until the guy in question dating her ravishes the said girlfriend wth his koboko of konji known as dick for slangs and pen.is in biology
Let me use my self as an example, I remember dating this pretty gal one time and and she was having reservations abt my authencity and I knew it and I decided to play cool and not act controlling or domineering cos I've not yet plucked her pants frm her waists yet. And whenever I aske her for outing dates she'll choose to be wth her friends and give me little time but I never complained and I kept my look " like the bible says be anxious for nothing" I wasn't anxious and I let her have her way while still show her affections, love warmth.

She wld bring her friends to visit me at my work place and I didn't make a fuss abt it buh rather welcome them, but every thing took a better turn after I had sex wth her, she almost always cancels appointments to be wth me cos I guess she felt she has invested herself and body in2 the relationship.
And I kept fvckn her every time, no thanks to the konji always piling in my waist, before we had sex she'll get angry and expect me to make up for it when she feels hurt, but when I fvcked her whenever she feels hurt she won't get angry easily instead she'll seek to sort things out and make things work


Guys pls in 2017, shine ur eyes and shine ur gal's kongo, keep askn and seekn for sex wth until u get it, remeber he who seeks shall find, keep knocking at the door of her pvssy and one day the door will be open un to you, remember, whosover knocks the door,it shall be open unto him, and after u have fvcked her, u now have mastery in the relationship but pls dnt take advantage of her and don't be domineering, never beat her wth ur fist rather use ur dick cos that's wat it's there for, it's not jus for urinating, dnt shout at her instead shout at breats and pvssy by suckn and lickn them passionately, the only time u may shout when u're wth her is when u want to cum due to the overwhelming sweetness of her pvssy and don't use ur hands to ruffle her body in order to get her do something instead use ur hands to caress her body and smooch her to cloud 9 and watch her love u forever,


Guy pls use ur brain and use ur dick don't use ur fist cos the effects will blur her love like a mist



I wish u a happy 2017 I shall uploads thread of my sexual conquest as they happen, I promise u all


Cheers


Happy twenty sexventeen in advance

From my little experience, you are right 100%.

ochobaba:
I woke up at about 12 am today only to see a movie, just decided to check my MMM and the rest was a good news when I was able to view my balance!!!

Was there any problem with checking of ones Mavro before? I've been checking mine with no prob.

sirqeeboi:
Hm...what ur said is trash there is no school with prostitution and cultism..go and check laspotech ranking in polytechnic and if u can check laspotech students are in funaab. .cos some of the lecturers that have polytechnic certificate are from laspotech. .go check

Bro, it's an assumption. I'm not saying Laspotech or Mapoly is bad school, but the rate of cultism and prostitution there is high...

9ise:
wow! dtz cheap.. waz dt ur last section?

Yes.

Zaheertyler:
welcome to Futo....acceptance 40000..heard its 42 now...den tuition about 56,300...den suffering 1million....it is indeed cheap

My school fees this concluded section in FUNAAB is 18,250

ahamonyeka:
Is there any wrong with having a plenty of bears properly lined and neat with a shave head to a job interview?

I remember when I wanted to have my SIWES in one of the major insurance company, my bro sent me to the MD, the MD said he would have naturally took me to the HR that day, but I will need to shave my bears(And my bears ain't that much) if I want to stand a chance...

nnamdiokere45:
I no understand,na so him mama parlor b? God knw say if hm bless me as I want, na sky scraper she go live. she deserves such

What you don't understand is that most of the old women loves their old home.

My grandma refused to leave her old house, where her husband died, and was buried. She claimed she would die quickly if she leaves, she drinks natural water from the well alone...And only water...she doesn't take soda, or whatever. And all her food must be fresh, no refrigerated Vegetable... The house is her home.

A house built with Gold, will not necessary be a home to some.

Nicolars:
Dats a lie

Tell me 1 of their doctrines and were it contradicts the bible

I will tell u urz and hw it contradicts d bible

That Jesus Christ is Arch-Angel Michael... And denial of Trinity

1 question for you guys... John 1:1 - 5, 14. Shows that Jesus is (in form of) God. Jesus Christ is the Word of God, the the Word is God Himself.


I attended JW meeting a lot and read a lot of their publications... I like many things about them, but for one reason, most of their doctrines contradicts the bible.

"There are so many ways that seems right to men, but in the end, it leads to destruction"

I'm so sure, in 2 weeks time, everyone will calm down!
MMM saving lives since 2015

Ajiswaggs:
yes

Thanks. I think I should go on and provide help.

Three questions for guilders in the house:

1. Someone have been matched to pay me, will this affect it?
2. Can I still provide help?
3. Will My Mavro continue to grow for the next one month?

#TeamNoPanic We've made so much from it, so no reason to panic...

Kasich:
Keep quiet you this hopeless idiioott... Did anyone force you to PH, they just took a palliative measure to ensure the thing doesn't crash and you are here crying on every thread.

Will Nairaland give you your money Why do you want to intensify the panic more, Lord knows you don't even have up to 200k in MMM sef. Just keep quiet and wait patiently, all this nonsense you are doing will not pay you only MMM will at the end of the day.

I'll advice u stay put and wait, they will eventually unfreeze it, do you know why they did it now It's because those Yet to have their PH confirmed far exceeds the number of GH request, do they want to use that as their lifeline for survival.

You will still be paid at the end of the day, are u aware that you cannot cancel your PH request at the moment This guys are smart AF, don't panic your money will come back to you with 30% increase spread the good news not panic.

Well said, but what about those that have matched. I have an account where I'm suppose to PH, and another GH... the one to Provide help will end in few hours, and the one I'm suppose to get help from will due tomorrow? Is it advisable to still PH? And secondly, will my Mavro continue to grow for the next one month? And Can I still PH?

frenchwine:
Only No 1. Somehow, I loved impromptu tests, cos was always prepared.

You forming efiko here? Lol... Impromptu test is always simple... just another way to mark attendance or punish those who are not in class...

Pylony:
Oops! A win for you at the moment, how about those it will be crashing on D-day? Will you kindly be a charitable gentleman to give them a percentage of your winning prize then, Mr Win-win?

Even in stock, you lose money. Going into Agriculture, Trade or ICT is a risk, and a lot of people lose money in business every time and then. I only advised risk only what you can lose. Be smart!

econity:
It's only short sighted people that see envy.
Look beyond the gains of few people and try to see the huge amount many will lose if this scam colaspes.
Then you'll know it has far reaching negative effect to the society.
Many will go mad.some will commit suicide.

It is clearly written on the website. "Particapate with only spare money". Call it scam, everyone doing it know they are taking a risk(And no one is complaining except the outsiders). When I wanted to start, I know my first pledge of N20k will be the only risk, I'm prepared to lose it, so I risked it, but it paid off. Just like any business in Nigeria, investing money in it is a risk, a lot people lose money everyday in business.

econity:
Tell me if those that involves them self in arm robbery ever complains.
It's those around that doesn't involve in it that will always complain.

Because Robbery case has negative effect on the community. But MMM has no negative effect on those not participating in it... Think smartly! #Envy is what I see.