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Pylony:
So it is now a crime to laugh at you for taking such a risk mr man?? My laughter on that day would never be a risk..lol.

Even if it crashes today, you'll be the one mocking yourself... I've made so much from it... I'm continuing participating with only a fraction of what I made from it. Anytime it crashes, it's a win-win thing for me. Be smart!

Pylony:
seriously waiting for that day because i'll write a special thread for it sef

You will wait and wait... Life is all about being smart, taking calculated risk.

ukipet1:
I just have a question.... Romance or money which is more important? pls I don't need an answer cos u know it.

It's not just about money, she maybe with you because of your money, but she will cheat on you with a more caring and hearty guy, a guy that gives her more attention and love.

igraman:
May thunder fire ASUU.
I only pity Funaab finalists.

I I really want to graduate this year...

aaronson:
Traits of intelligent breed, I know them when I speak with them for a short while.

1 Playing dumb and feigning ignorance on things they already know just to learn the method you teaching.

2. Silence

3. Curious at all times

4. Acts dumb to really outsmart you

5. Hates holding down irrelevant conversation

6. They live all up in their head.

7. Hardly get influenced by social construct or social pshychology.

8. Always a loner

9. Seeks knowledge

10. Watch less of tv and highly selective of people.

How do I know, I know a friend who is one.

I have exactly all these traits but I don't think I'm really that intelligent and I got depressed easily especially when I couldn't find my way around things...

But can someone be very intelligent but not really brilliant? How would you different the two?

Does intelligent people hate following rules? Like they prefer doing things their way, differently?

Dreamwaker:
Good way to transfer aggression. Better than alcohol or drugs.

Yes, you are right. When I got frustrated or angry, I will simply started punching a punching bag at my backyard, and miraculously, it usually makes the pains go away.

efilefun:
Enjoy, i tried something similar before and will never advice my worst enemy to do anything related to this shiii, they hit you hard when you enjoying and feeling comfortable

No one is forced to do MMM. Everyone doing it knows it's a risk, but worth taking, though. It was clearly written on the website that only participate with spare money. And it should not be seen as business venture.

The funny thing is that no one is forced to do this, I don't know why people that are not doing it are praying for it to crash. My bro already made more than a million profit from it in just two months, now even if MMM crashes today, he already made money from it.

Note: MMM may crash anytime, but before it crashes, I might be lucky to have a Mavro Car.

Senate of the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta at its Special Meeting held on Tuesday, 20th September, 2016, considered the report of the Committee on Students’ Unrest of Thursday, 18th August, 2016 and took the following decisions:

1. Resumption date for the Students. Senate approved Monday, 3rd October, 2106 as the resumption date for the students following the closure arising from the Unrest.

2. Arrangement for Security - Facilitation of the establishment of a Police Station in the Communities opposite the University Campus by the University Administration. Senate approved facilitation of the establishment of a Police Station in the Communities opposite the University Campus by the University Administration.

3. Payment of Claims to People whose Properties were damaged as a result of the Students’ Unrest. Senate approved payment of claims made by claimants arising from the damages to properties during the Students’ Unrest.

4. Formulation of Off-Campus Policy for Students Residing Out-Side the University Campus. Senate approved the constitution of an Ad-hoc Committee on the formulation of Off-Campus Policy for Students residing out-side the University Campus. Senate noted that the off-Campus Policy became necessary in view of the repeated cases of thefts and robberies being experienced by some of the off-campus Students, especially in the Communities adjoining the campus.

5.Payment of the sum of Five Thousand Naira per Student as Reparation Fee. Senate approved the payment of the sum of Five Thousand Naira (N5,000.00),(inclusive of REMITA charges) per student as reparation fee. Senate also directed that in addition to the payment, students should present letter of undertaking to be of good conduct from their parents and affidavit from the Court of law. Deadline for compliance is 4th October, 2016.

6. Procedure for Payment
Students should make payment into the University REMITA Account using the following guidelines:

Visit the student portal: portal.unaab.edu.ng and click on Reparation Fee
Create and print the “September 2016 Student Unrest Reparation Fee Invoice”
Pay the fee online via debit card; internet banking or through any bank accepting REMITA Payment
Return to student portal: portal.unaab.edu.ng and click on “Print Receipt”
Input your Invoice Number and Print your Receipt
Take the receipt to your Head of Department for clearance.

N. B: The University Portal will be open for payment on Monday, 26th of September, 2016

source: http://funaab.edu.ng/index.php/latest-news/378-news-published-in-september-2016/17774-resumption-of-academic-activities

OlajumokeBread:
Are you foolish ??
Lean is not a tablet like tramadol
Lean is mixed with soda(what Nigerians call sprite or coca cola)
Lil Wayne introduced lean to the world, he use to sip it in his doubled plastic cup.

Lean is a pain killer

I don't wanna argue
When did you start hearing about lean ??
Have you been to trap houses ??

Goodbye

I am 100% sure,, you know nothing about drugs, or you are this wanna be of a nigg...
Lean is produced with Promethazine(Active agent), Codeine and any soda.

Pharmacy stores that sell these drugs won't sell it to anyone they don't know, or regular customers.

Note: Say NO to Drug Abuse!

OlajumokeBread:
Why are Nigerians so foolish ??

No drug can make a man go nakeed, if you smoke weed from now till next year, it will make you eat and go to sleep, that's it

There are no drugs in Nigeria, if you live in America, you will understand what I'm saying.
What drugs are in Nigeria ?? Marijuana(only two strains of weed, regular and SK ), codeine and cocaine ?? that's it
The only drugs that comes to Africa comes through Ghana and crosses the border to Nigeria, drugs import doesn't go through Murtala Mohammed Airport, and Nigeria is the only country that exports/distributes Drugs all over the world, don't ask me how i knows

Africans are very wise, they don't mess with drugs.

I know for sure there are no cracks, lean, krokodiles, Vicodin and Oxycontin, mushrooms, opium, khat, LSD, Bath salt, Heroin,PCP,Ecstasy,Methamphetamine

In summary, Don't do drugs, drugs are for losers

You have no idea, go to the university, and meet the boys... I've been with boys that produced lean( promethazine, codeine and sprite) everyone takes ref, trams, ecstasy... I know a guy that has box full of drugs... Just start the awareness, there's rising drug abuse in Nigeria especially among we youths, most especially, Uni students. I am not a saint though, but the truth is Nigerians ain't novice to drug abuse.

But someone going naked due to drug abuse, that I cannot say.

Exclusive4It:
Is the admission list out?
I was invited for screening though. Please how do I get your new contact info ?

okay, send me a private message

Exclusive4It:
Bro, been a while. How have you been? Been tryna reach you for a while now. It's Sijuola.

I lost my phone, Got admitted?

He is under a spell, or he is being brainwashed! or he's running on low cgpa with a lot of carryovers, and thinking of starting again. Mark Zuckerberg is an hacker that cheated his way through facebook, but he know he's good enough to make it through, and he made it!

Dariye:
Are you trying to say the screening exercise is over, that means no 2nd batch and what we should be expecting next is the admission list?
Interesting.

There is always a screening for the first batch and another screening for the second batch. Some people will miss out on first batch admission, some will not scale through the screening, some will reject the admission given to them, and some may not pay for the acceptance fees. So I guess there will be a second batch admission. There has always been! Just pray and push, if you can.

UndisputedBosom:
Wasn't she mad when she took the children, we wouldn't have heard about her insanity if she did succeed with her evil deed


"U guys should stop thinkin with your pénis when it comes to women"

She should be hanged without proper investigation, what if she's truly insane?

caxim04:
Crap.....toothless bulldog.


We want the CBN to blacklist BVN of fraudsters and other receiving accounts. This is a recommendation put forward through the bankers committee early this year.

This will stop fraudster s from opening other accounts.

Blacklist? I will rather say watchlist. This is Nigeria, blacklisting the bvn will stop nothing. There will always be another way, they can make the granny across the street open an account on their behalf with fake name and simply use the atm to withdraw...

Purposebabe:
DO YOU ALSO ATTEND LAUTECH ? CLASS 16 TOO?

Lol.. No, FUNAAB.

My school is on strike, ASUU wan join again, abeg, I wan graduate this year... biko ASUU. After graduation, you can go for two years.

I use JSF with Primefaces... It is awesome!

Fryzi:
I heard their fight is on just after the last fight involving d Eiye confraternity n d in may dis year dat took d life of ma close n childhood friend... Buh which one be Movement cult members again?

I guess it's (NBM) aka Ayes, still the same .. Instead of making money, some people are throwing away their future...smh

I vote Fynestboi
cc NLJega

titjide:
I Use the normal Eti Mifi, got it for 13k. And it's always a super device

I have that too... do you know how to unlock it?

Stephen was stoned to death. John the Baptist was beheaded, Jesus Christ was crucified.

I don't have a problem explaining this to a Christian but explaining to an Atheist is what I can't.

Christty:
@pseudonomer thanks. I just finished NECO exams.

Hopefully, You can use Awaiting Result!

Jibola245:
Guy dat my combination too

Wrong Combination is an issue in FUNAAB Admissions, It is better for you to have the correct combination for CSC and Find yourself in PBST(Which has different UTME subjects for admission) than to have wrong combination for CSC.

For sure, you can't be admitted to Computer Science, and you need Luck, God, god, VC Power or whatever you believe in to get admitted to other less courses(Which is less than 5% chance).

garlicrey:
big lie...What does "Wrong Subject Combination" imply?
Solution
In a bid to ensure an even playing ground for all candidates, Universities have a guideline for list of subjects and possible combinations candidate interested in various courses should sit for at the UTME. Wrong Subject Combination imply the subjects a candidate sat for is at variance with the required subject combinations for the course. UTME subject combination requirement for all courses offered by Nigerian University are accessible from the JAMB eBrochure CD given to candidate on registration. A stripped down version of the <a href="http://www.unaab.edu.ng/attachments/Admission%20Requirements.pdf" target="_blank" title="JAMB Brochure - FUNAAB page">UTME Brochure exclusively for FUNAAB</a> is available on our website.
Candidates with wrong subject combination are NOT barred from participating in the Pre-Admission Screening Exercise. In fact, they may be offered at alternative course whose subject combination aligns with the subjects taken

Just check the first page of this thread/Topic. The Admission requirement for every course is there.

Christty:
Guys, please I scored 192 in Jamb and I want to study accounting in Funaab and the cut off mark is 200 also in my waec result I have p7 in English all other subjects are ok. Pls, advice on what to do. My first Choice is Funaab. Thanks

According to this result there is no way in, even to any course in FUNAAB. You can't be admitted to FUNAAB with P7 or D7 in English, You will need at least C6. I will advise to go resit for another O'level Exam, if you are actually serious about attending any Federal University in Nigeria. Even if you know the VC, D7 in English is bad.

How much can I get HTC One screen in Ikeja

Seun:
The resurrection of Jesus Christ is probably the most important event in Christianity. Apostle Paul said, "If Christ has not been raised, our preaching is useless and so is your faith" (I Cor 15:14). He also said, "if Christ has not been raised, your faith is futile; you are still in your sins". Did it really happen, though? Let's look at the evidence.

1. The Empty Tomb And The Men In White

Mark, which was the first gospel to be written, describes the incident in chapter 16:

Is it reasonable to accept this as evidence that Jesus rose from the dead? Let's see.

Jesus was the T B Joshua of his time. He came from a humble background, was loved by the masses because of his miracle ministry, and was hated by the religious establishment which didn't accept him as a true man of God and felt that his teachings were unscriptural.

Now lets imagine that T. B Joshua died, and then 3 days later the 3 women who were closest to him when he was alive in his ministry came to you with this story: That they went to T B Joshua's grave to pray and lay flowers, but when they got there, they saw that the grave had been opened, the body missing and a young guy in a white suit was sitting there. And the guy told them that T B Joshua had risen from the dead.

Would it be reasonable to believe that T B Joshua had risen from the dead on the basis of this testimony? Wouldn't you be suspicious that T B Joshua's body had been stolen by his top pastors to make it appear that he had risen? That the man in white was just an accomplice of the thieves? That maybe the women were hallucinating due to their grief, or simply lying to hype their hero and crush?

Luke's Gospel, written about 10 years later, describes the same incident thus:

Notice how the story has been altered to solve the issues with the first one, and spiced up?

Imagine if, in the hypothetical case of TB Joshua's alleged resurrection, the women who told you about his empty grave came back 10 years later to tell the same story. But this time, instead of a young man in a white suit who was sitting by the grave when they arrived, they claim that there was no one at T B joshua's grave initially and then suddenly, two men in glowing suits as bright as the sun (implying angels) appeared before them and gave them a scriptural lesson. Would those changes make the story more believable to you, or less so?

2. Appearing To His Closest Followers

According to Mark's Gospel,

In short, Jesus' closest followers claimed that he appeared to them at various times after his body went missing. Jesus closest followers had everything to lose by his death, and everything to gain by getting people to believe the resurrection story. They had sold all their posessions and left their families and professions to join Jesus' ministry. With his death, that ministry was finished, but the ressurection story brought it back to life. Knowing about this serious conflict of interest, it reasonable to accept their testimony as evidence that the resurrection actually happened?

If TB Joshua died and the top pastors in his church said he appeared to them, would you believe it for one moment?

3. His Appearance To 500 Believers

According to 1 Corinthians 15:6,

This would seem like the least weak evidence for the resurrection, due to the sheer number of potential witnesses, until you start to wonder why none of the Gospels mentioned it. Not even imaginative Luke of the robes as white as lightening. Why would all the Gospel writers have choosen to leave out what would have been their strongest evidence? 500 witnesses! Because it didn't happen? Because it was too early to tell such a big lie and get away with it? I don't know.

And even if we want to at issume that it happened, we must not forget that it would be quite easy for any illusionist to stage the appearance of Jesus to people who strongly want to believe that he is still alive. Benny Hinn tells a story about Jesus appearing during one of his crusades, and people believe it.

Conclusion:
The evidence for the resurrection of Jesus is a bunch of testimonies attributed to people who had every reason to lie during a period when people were far more superstitious and gullible than we are today because they didn't have science. It's not sufficient to convince an objective modern person that a 3 day old corpse whose brain and heart would have decayed considerably actually came back to life, held meetings in person with various people, and then ascended into outer space. Or ... What do you think?

It is better to believe there is God, Jesus Christ resurrected, and there's some sort of life after death and later discover after death that none actually existed, then I have nothing to lose. But for me to deny His existence and resurrection and discovered after that the Bible is Real, then I have everything to lose.

I was raised and brought up in an African home, I am 100% sure there's evil or let me say demon, then there should be Good or God. For every action, there is equal and opposite reaction.

And Mr. Osewa. You can't apply Logic to religion matter. That's why it's called FAITH(Assurance of things hoped for, and Evidence of things not seen)... It is

Is it bad to be of good moral, love my neighbour as myself, and love God with all my heart. It pays to pay my 10 percent tithe to the Church even though I know most of the pastors are using it to enrich their pockets, it is between them and God and it is my Money anyway. It is good to give to the poor, and needy.

(CNN) As the European Union threatens to unravel in the wake of Britain's vote to leave, the African Union is pursuing a path of closer integration through the launch of a common passport that will grant visa-free access to all 54 member states.

The electronic passports will be unveiled at the AU summit in Kigali, Rwanda, later this month, where they will be issued to heads of state and senior officials. The Union aims to distribute them to all African citizens by 2018.

"This flagship project has the specific aim of facilitating free movement of persons, goods and services around the continent - in order to foster intra-Africa trade, integration and socio-economic development," the Union announced in a statement.

The passports represent a key plank of the Agenda 2063 action plan, which emphasizes the need for greater continental integration, drawing on the popular vision of Pan-African unity. Freedom of movement has been a longstanding priority among member states, as enshrined in previous agreements such as the 1991 Abuja Treaty. Common passports have already been adopted for several regions, such as the Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS).

Currently, just 13 African states are open to all African citizens without advance visas, with many placing severe restrictions on travel. A recent report from the African Development Bank advised that easing entrance requirements would support economic growth, citing the case of Rwanda, which saw GDP and tourism revenues climb after abolishing visas.

AU Director for Political Affairs Dr. Khabele Matlosa believes opening borders will have a profound effect for workers at the lower end of the scale.
"We have a problem now that young people are risking their lives to cross the Sahara Desert or travel on boats to Europe," says Matlosa. "If we open opportunities in Africa we reduce that risk."

The Director has been studying the example of Europe, but believes a closer African Union will not be so threatened by concerns about immigration or loss of sovereignty. "Africa is a continent of migrants so we are not as suspicious of refugees," he says. "This is a test of our Pan-Africanism, the doctrine which underpins the African Union's existence. We are committed to this philosophy."

However Matlosa acknowledges the target of providing all citizens with the passports by 2018 is ambitious, conceding that full coverage may not be achieved until several years later.

Risks and rewards

Analysts have highlighted logistical challenges of the initiative. "Not all countries have the same level of technology needed for the biometric system and to register their citizens," says David Zounmenou, senior research fellow at the Institute for Security Studies. "The timeframe is too short -- 2020 would be a fine effort."

Zounmenou adds that the closer union will face a complaint familiar to European counterparts -- that of more powerful states overriding smaller members. "Not every country will buy into it," he says. "Visa revenue is an important source of income for some countries and removing it will affect the local economy unless there is compensation."

But Zounmenou believes that common passports will support international trade within the continent, reducing the widespread dependence on Western goods, and offer new opportunities to many citizens.

"Many people ask 'what are the practical benefits of being a member of the AU?'" he says. "This can be one of the most important social and economic responses, which allows business to flow, students to travel, and people to move from one corner of the continent to another."
Critics have suggested open borders risk strengthening terror groups and organized crime, but Zounmenou disagrees.
"One key advantage is that we will have centralized records to show who is going where," he says.

Source: CNN International