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AdmiralDru:
I'm a computer science student. I program in c#, know Javascript, html, css, xamarin and still learning more.
What else?

Give me the git link to sample of your works... I still don't believe you know what programming is, because if you do, you wouldn't say "Programming is Over-rated".

AdmiralDru:
Programming is overrated.

I assumed you don't know what programming is...

danielous:
Accreditation is the koko o

I think funaab just got some courses in management science accredited this year. So those courses will be accredited anyone graduated from the school.

danielous:
I don't think the courses are even Accredited.. that's important

It will be accredited over time....

Fynestboi:
Smithsammy
IamDejman
Pseudonomer
Nunushokoto



Hello sirs... ..

Hello Sir!

Osumare2013:
Do you need an accomodation 🏠 in camp,isolu,oluwo keesin and school gate at cheap price? visit www.funaabconnect.com/hostel.php. Or do you need a roomate? visit www.funaabconnect.com/roommate.php

I don't know if you are the one that created the website or if you are a part. Good job though, but you could do better. Check the composite calculation, it contains a lot of bug, and the UI of the site can be worked on. I must praise the concept... but you should make it look more professional.

Nunushokoto:
Lol.. Bros I kuku go d babalawo place o but if u see wetin he talk sey make I bring ehn..omo naso I run comot ooo...Lol... No be him sign my sponsors form

I guess the bad guys then made it interesting...

Alexyem:
is there any step to take in solving word problem

Try as much as possible to interprete each statement in mathematics. If you are able to successfuly do that... every other thing becomes easier.

khenykhey:
Hello Everyone, Can Someone With Grade EEE (4 Points) in A Levels be considered for Direct Entry Admission..

N/B I'm from inhurd

You need at least CCC. That's the minimum requirement. But DDD is the minimum requirement, but it depends on the course though.

Bimffo:
If You are in ND2, I think Yoi can run these two programs successfully. Yes, Agboola is hard, but he does not eat stones and You only have his courses 4 times in a week. Dont let any1 cajole you!


You can run both programs successfully! Just determination and you must have a little transport fare.

The 1st person you should be friends with when you get the the Uni is your HOC!

The stuff is I travel a lot. So, I know what it means to run 2 things at a time. Trust me.

The problem with Agboola is the exams questions can be very tough... And the man doesn't push. Another factor is the impromptu test he usually conducted and it adds towards your GPA, so you should always try to attend his classes. But you can run two things... but it will tell on your result. But if you're very brilliant, and 100L courses shouldn't be that hard to pass with good grades(A's) for you since you must done most of them in yabatech.

So it depends on your brilliancy, but you also need to acquire a very good result in your 100L(This what saved my ass..) The higher you go, the tougher it becomes. But be very careful, because from my experience, I believe people are more productive if they face one thing at time than multi-tasking.

powerfulsettingz:
Mikel be like God thank you, now I've got two resident visa permit in Russia for free


any way this is a good luck for the blues thou,

Should arsenal best chelsea today I promise to upload my unclad pix without delay.......... Wondering why am so optimistic?is just because my blood is blue

I will not forget to remember you, cuz Arsenal is winning!

imatejammer:
SuperSport 5 225

Thanks, #nowWatching

Which channel dey show the match for dstv pls...

MrsPhyno:
From my experience, it seems Nigerians don't really care about flat stomachs. Many people, even young females and males don't have them and don't seem concerned about that. In the Western World, to be considered attractive a flat stomach is a must, but many people who are called hot in Naija have protruding bellies.

This issue is irrespective of body type because I've seen a lot of slim people with larger stomachs too.

Is it that Nigerians don't care about a small waist and flat stomach as much as the rest of the world? And if so why not. This is actually a real health issue

For me, I do care... Having a big stomach is a turn-off for me.

Got it... Solved

darlenese:
Liar, u left hotel and went to huz? So u get house why u nor carry her go house
.?

Fake story on Front Page

Maybe you be "Omo get inside." Men don't take ladies they just wanna bleep to their home.

debbiebliss:
. Had distinction in my ND, complete Olevel, hoping for gud putme grades. Is that gud enof? All the same sha, I just wanted to knw if I can be allowed to register , 3k isn't a big money to loose considerin wat is at stake

Yea, sure. You've got a chance with your Distinction.

trigar12:
Unaab second choice keh, u just wasted that slot sha ... Hmmm, pls don't buy it. Keel your money, even first choice candidates are still praying fervently.
My opinion though

Give it a try if you have very good grades

2sex:
I may sound ash but dude, work on your sexx skills. You ain't good in bed... Sorry if it hurts you.

It doesn't matter if he's good in bed or not. He can't always be around to satisfy her sexual urge. She's addicted to touching herself.. She'll probably do that whenever she's Hot from watching porn when all alone. The guy cannot always bè with her.

bucknor22:
I am looking to hire a social media intern with an interest in customer service to handle the Whataspp/BBM channel for a travel agency.
Ideal candidate must have a VERY good command of written/spoken English, must be polite, a fast typist and efficient with a touch device, pro-active, tech savvy and must reside in Sabo Yaba Area of Lagos.
Salary is N20000 a month.
This position is suitable for a recent graduate awaiting NYSC.
Vacancy expires tomorrow (2/08/2015) as ideal candidate is expected to resume on Monday. If you think this role is for you, send a short cover letter to mediax1960@gmail.com.

Please do not attach any document, rather paste a CV in the body of your email. Thank you.

Sent an email, hope it is not late

2015/2016 Admission Exercise

Screening exercise is a mandatory requirement for both Direct Entry and UTME admission into the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB).

Post-UTME Screening Exercise

To be eligible for Post-UTME Screening Exercise candidates must have sat for the 2015/2016 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) and scored a minimum of 180 marks in the following programmes:

Agricultural Economics and Farm Management,
Agricultural Extension and Rural Development,
Animal Nutrition,
Animal Physiology,
Animal Production and Health,
Aquaculture and Fisheries Management,
Animal Breeding and Genetics,
Agricultural Administration,
Crop Protection,
Environmental Management and Toxicology,
Forestry and Wildlife Management,
Horticulture,
Pasture and Range Management,
Plant Breeding and Seed Technology,
Plant Physiology and Crop Production,
Soil Science and Land Management,
Water Resources Management and Agro-meteorology

Or a minimum of 200 marks in the following programmes:

Biochemistry
Biology
Chemistry
Microbiology
Computer Science
Mathematics
Statistics
Physics
Food Science and Technology
Home Science and Management
Hospitality and Tourism
Nutrition and Dietetics
Agricultural Engineering
Electrical and Electronics Engineering
Mechanical Engineering
Mechatronic Engineering
Veterinary Medicine
Accounting
Business Administration
Banking and Finance
Entrepreneurial Studies

Direct Entry Screening Exercise
Direct Entry candidates, with minimum of Upper-Credit and its equivalent, who have also applied to JAMB for admission into the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB) are invited to register online.

Candidates should ensure that their Academic Transcripts are forwarded to the Registrar, FUNAAB not later than Monday, 31st August, 2015.

suleyoung:
Please are direct entry students sitting for any CBT exams? They said screening test i think dat should be online screening of your credentials. I need clarity on this please.thanks

There will be no CBT for DE applicants. The screening will be done by the admission officers, so make sure you submit your transcript on time.

180 for Agric course and 200 for others

Bimffo:
What are they snatching from your mouth..??

This time Last Year, My admission page was on 200+ pages. No 1 is near my personality on this thread this Year. Thanks!

Wait for the Post-UTME to be out

Isomerizm:

Eng Lang.
Physics.
Chemistry.
Biology.
Geography
Agricultural science and of course
Mathematics.

Agricultural Science is not necessary.

Jed14:
Hello everyone,let me just brief this.
I actually finished my ssce at the age of 15 In 2012,I
was told I was too young for Uni so I wrote Jamb
2013 @ age 16,I actually passed but was screened
out during p.utme,I also wrote for poly(yabatech)but
was not chosen...instead a lecturer told me to opt
for pt which I did..I still wrote jamb tho(2014) but I
didn't put my all In the exam maybe because I was
doing pt..I had 190 and choose unaab but unaab's
cutoff was 200...so I just gave up on writing
jamb....but the problem is that my mates are now in
200l,300l and am not just enjoying schooling...I ll
actually finish my Nd next year october or
november....Am wondering if I should write jamb
next year or should just go for IT so I can go for
Hnd....am just confused,really need advice pls...

You are still young, just 18yrs now, you will be 19 next year. I was twenty something when I got admitted to unaab. So you should try Jamb again next year, and put all your effort into it. You should also give ur HND a try, and also apply for D.E if you made Upper Credit.

So don't look at your friends/mates pace, it is not how far but how well. Everyone has a different path, just focus on yours, and all will be well.

You guys are just too cruel. He's seeking help, you should stand up for once in your life and save a doomed soul. If he's your friend, won't you help him? It must have taken a lot of courage for this man to come out publicly and seeks help.

We live in a society that is so fu...cke...d up, we no longer look after each other.

May God help this man, I will put you in my prayers.

tunnamania11:

After reading many comments on this section and seeing the way most guys talk about marrying a virgin no matter what it takes even after most them had spoilt hundreds of girls, I deem it fit to intimate you all about the types of virgins of this 21st century.

Note: Premarital sex is a sin and I'm not here to condemn indulging in a sexual relationship.
Here goes the types of virgins of 21st century:

1. Primary Virgin
This consists of girls that do not allow any form of intimacy. Their lips has never been kissed, their breasts has never been smooched and their body has never been caressed. We all know what they are called

2. Secondary Virgin
This consists of girls that allow kissing, smooching and caressing. They do all these with their full clothes ON because they are so fearful that they could yield to sex when aroused but mostly shyness of allowing a guy see their body could be the reason.

3. Tertiary Virgin
This consists of girls that allow kissing, smooching, caressing , cuddling unclad, finger and also giving and receiving BJ.
They are also called professional virgins, their only fear is that they are not yet ready to be a mother.


So guys, there u have the three types of virgins. So when she tells you she is a virgin, ask her where she belong before you start giving preferential treatments of a primary virgin to a tertiary virgin.

A girl told she was a tertiary virgin early this year... I was like which one is tertiary virgin again. Now I know, but all na wash still, as far a prick has not made it through ur vg before.... I still consider you a virgin. And I HATE VIRGINS.

aameyah:
Over to us for what?

We that didn't know where and how to apply and you that has used long leg to enter NNPC, who suppose know salary scale?

A beg shiiiifffttttt, let me pass....

Envy

Name of Institution: University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta
S/No Course 1st Choice 2nd Choice 3rd Choice 4th Choice Total
1 Accounting 4,122 103 6 2 4,233
2 Agric Extension And Rural Development 260 4 1 0 265
3 Agricultural Administration 88 3 1 0 92
4 Agricultural Economics & Farm Management 777 8 3 0 788
5 Agricultural Engineering 352 21 1 0 374
6 Animal Breeding And Genetics 87 1 1 0 89
7 Animal Nutrition 170 2 1 0 173
8 Animal Physiology 30 0 0 0 30
9 Animal Production And Health Services 564 8 2 0 574
10 Aquaculture And Fisheries Management 71 4 0 0 75
11 Banking And Finance 1,326 53 4 0 1,383
12 Biochemistry 882 37 3 0 922
13 Biological Science(s) 138 3 0 0 141
14 Business Enterprise Management 3,091 197 15 2 3,305
15 Chemistry 72 2 2 0 76
16 Civil Engineering 878 29 1 1 909
17 Computer Science 1,746 68 5 0 1,819
18 Crop Protection 22 0 1 0 23
19 Economics 1,917 40 6 1 1,964
20 Electrical /Electronics Engineering 872 26 1 0 899
21 Entrepreneurship 592 19 1 0 612
22 Environmental Management And Toxicology 113 6 0 0 119
23 Food Science And Technology 605 25 1 0 631
24 Forestry And Wildlife Management 50 1 0 0 51
25 Home Science And Management 86 2 1 1 90
26 Horticulture 22 1 0 0 23
27 Hospitality And Tourism Management 117 14 1 0 132
28 Mathematics 66 0 1 0 67
29 Mechanical Engineering 783 22 0 0 805
30 Mechatronics Engineering 111 0 0 0 111
31 Microbiology 1,146 20 3 0 1,169
32 Nutrition And Dietetics 428 15 0 0 443
33 Pasture And Range Management 2 0 0 0 2
34 Physics 33 1 1 0 35
35 Plant Breeding & Seed Technology 15 1 0 0 16
36 Plant Physiology & Crop Production 40 0 0 0 40
37 Soil Science And Land Management 25 1 0 0 26
38 Statistics 77 2 0 0 79
39 Veterinary Medicine 283 0 0 0 283
40 Water Resources Management And Agrometerorology 23 0 0 0 2

NEWS like this always scared the shit out of me, coupled with my experience with insanely jealous girlfriends... I don't wanna get married.