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You failed to understand who ur friend is. I mean the kind of person he is.
From ur post, u called hin a funny guy.

He delivers his messages through his funny character. He makes u feel at home with this his humorous character and u enjoys it.
Now, he tried to encourage u to do better academically, through his normal funny way and u ended the sweet relationship.

Oya naa. Dey there until anoda babe go take over and by den u go dey look for person wey u go pour acid.

thanki410:
And Nigeria fell in the last match like her boobs with all the bra strapped worn to glue the two fallen heros

Bad belle

Chaiiii.......beautiful goat.

Who knows, may be the goat seduced the boy.

IgbosNIGHTMARE:
Good for him.


Here in Africa, you dare not name your child Jesus, my itk people will see it as blasphemy. They now know 'more and better' about the religion that was forced on them by European slavers, looters and oppressors...

What is this one saying?

You know this all these while and you have not bn able to liberate urself.

By the way did anyone prevent u from naming ur children whatever u want name them.
Ppl looking for irrelevant notice. Oya, we don notice you. What next?

johnkey:
how about that guy who just drives to a campus, pick up a girl, drives her to her hostel, collects her number, meet her friends same night, call her the next day to meet in a nice hotel, they chill, everywhere soft, girl is getting wet, tell her lots of lies to get her wet( yeah it's okay lying to girls), they bang later that night, he drives her home next morning so she won't be late for classes, he blocks and deletes her number. I'm that guy lol. wise up and make money brother.

.....and with the above, u can boast that you used and dumped her....ehnnn?
Do you know that the time u used in driving to the campus, hanging out and taking her back to school can fetch u more money than the waste u invested it into?

What if the girl is a destiny eater or destroyer? Some ppl have this evil spirit following them. Once u enter them or they enter them, you have unknowingly mortgage you future and destiny. Soon or later, ur life will take a downward trend. I hope you will still boast of saying u used and dump her.

Dis issue of used and dumped is just the mentality women have about themselves. To me, wen 2 persons got involved in sex, none can claim using the other.
You are naked...I am naked
You give me pussy....I give u money and d!ck (Ladies win here)
I cum and retain the juice.........you cum and donate ur juice in me (Ladies win again)
I just lie down and enjoy...........You keep thrusting in and out to make me enjoy it (they win again)
I cum and dirty ur bedcover.......Y wash it wen I must have gone(Women leading)
My girlfriends hail me wen u drive me back to hostel with flashy car....You guys hail you for getting a pretty babe like me.

So tell me how u can say u used and dumped a girl

The silly girl did not sleep with the guy cos her monthly call started flowing immediately she got the guys house.

That is why she made that statement that her bf is lucky she didn't sleep wt that guy.

Movic1:
Items worth 45m ?This figure is Exaggerated . If the figures re real and this guy is just a politician without having another source of income except from politics,then he should be questioned. he's just a spokesperson for God sake. How much the state chairman house go come worth?

Don't mind the thief. 45million my foot. They mentioned the most valuable and outstanding things stolen which include
4 gold watches
20 HP Laptops
Jewelries (as if watch is not among jewelries)

The above 3 items are the most valuable items taken from the house.

Do a rough estimate of the cost of the above items. Get their total and add 10Million naira to it and see if it will be close to the quoted amount.
May be the thieves also stole the building and the land on which the house was built.
Don't worry. the thieves are coming back to collect their change.

This politician bu ezigbo onye oshi.

OboOlora:
U earn so much but can’t pay tax? Instead u prefer to buy the latest Bugattis and have orgy with Colombian models.

Show us ur tax certificate.

Jamariwolff:
will look handsome to who?

You're simply foolish.

I just confirmed that.

Meanwhile, @meeky007 I prefer a better body with an average face (I don't need a pretty man)but I must like his face and his body Must turn me sexually, very important.

...and u think you've answered the question. I wonder how many people managed to pass exams.

Two options were given;
Handsome face or Hot body.

Now you are telling us average face. My ppl which one be average face biko kwanu?

Secondly, u were asked to pick one option and you still went ahead to pick the face and also the body to turn u on sexually. Sister, you must be a very greedy person. Now you have taken the face and the body, which one will other girls take? Some people ehnn.

denkyw:
Guy forget voodoo and let's be real, before this people go get those CCTV footages I done already commot this country. The robbers are really foolish, robbing the bank without a mask is the first pointer.

You see why you may not make a very smart and intelligent criminal.

Do u know that there are information about bad guys/gangs in every community. Intelligent unit of police have those criminal's data. Their names and the kind of crime they commit.
Once a crime is committed, they will go back to the record and pick some names they beliv may be the ones that committed such crime. They will start monitoring such suspects underground. Their movements, expenses etc. U may not even know that a secret agent is detailing u.

Once ur name is among the criminals marked and the next thing is that, you traveled out immediately after the crime was committed, that will be a great pointer that you are guilty of the crime.

Their mistake is not wearing mask.

denkyw:
God knows if I were these robbers, them no born Nigeria police to catch me

Lol....I just dey laf u. Abba Kyria go just dey inside his shrine dey conjure you and u won't even know wetin go carry u out from ur hideout until Abba and his boys gpo capture u like a sick bird. That is the time ur eye go clear.

Uteghe:
...and his T shirt has the inscription "JUST FUCKING DICK"!?

Just Sucking Dick. He will suck it in the prisons. Heartless dick sucker.

The goat is a Goldsmith

Come ooo...abeg no vex bro. You mean mean should be carrying these item around wt them or they should just have them at home?

Just my one phone I carry around is like a heavy load to me not to talk of carrying a bag containing these accessories

Onyenna:
Now I've realized why some poorly dressed girls make so much shakara!

If you're in Owerri abeg holla me lemme throw you 5 bottles of life!

MCC Road by Wetheral

oooduancalmdown:
Why did they have accident if there was grace?

Guy, you are struggling very hard to behave like an atheist which i know you are not. You are just doing it here to drag unnecessary traffic to ur comment. The appalling side of it is that you are not even grounded in arguing or reasoning like a core atheist.

You asked why do accidents occur if their is anything like grace. Do you know that there is a thing like natural laws.
A natural law stipulates that wen u stab yourself or someone, he will bleed, feel the pain and may die.
If you are walking on a rocky terrain, u need to mind ur feet or else u hit them on rock.
If you are hungry, you should eat something else u will be weak.
If you build ur house on a weak foundation, it may collapse one day.
These are some of the applications of natural laws.

Now, there is another side that is referred to as Divine intervention. It may also be referred to as Miracle.
Naturally, if a bullet passes through one's heart, it is expected that the victim should die. We have seen such a situation and at last the victim comes out clean and stronger. That is Divine intervention.

Let me tell u a story. My elder sister back den in her primary school went into a bush with her direct younger sis to get broom. She was about 11yrs den. Unfortunately, she stepped on a zinc not knowing it was used to cover a 46feet abandoned well half filled with mud and water. She sank and her sister waited for her to float. After a long wait and she did not float, she ran back to the house to inform our dad. Dad ran to the scene, peeped into the well, behold she was not there. Shortly, my sister float. Standing erect. My dad made to jump, thinking that she was standing on the base of the well. My sister shouted, "Dad pls don't jump in, my feet are not touching the ground." My dad had to ran back into the community, with the help of some ppl, they secured a ladder and went back to that well and my sister was still afloat. The ladder was descended for her which she held onto and she was pulled out.

What do u call this? Mere luck? What gave my sister the wisdom of stopping my dad from jumping into that 46feet well in a bid to rescue her? Mere luck? If my dad had jumped in, we may even lose both of them. They are lucky...right?
Whose hands held her for all the period they went back to the community searching for a long ladder? Mere luck?

Then your next question will be. Why do God allow some to die if actually He is powerful. Let me ask you. Why do God allow your hands to be burnt wen u insert them into fire? God does not encourage carelessness. If God keep saving every of our mistakes, carelessness or shortfalls, we may not learn or become better persons.

Why do u flog your lovely child. You could have continue doing those things he did wrong for him to prove that u love him. When house collapse and kill ppl, others will learn to build more reinforced houses. When wind destroy strong houses, ppl will learn to preserve our trees that act as wind breaker to forestall the menace of deforestation. When God allows severe heat from sun radiation to hit human, they will try to find a better and alternative technology to preserve our ozone layer.
If God in His infinite mercy keep saving humans all the time they messed up, this earth will one day collapse.

Finally, I am not compelling you to believe in Divine intervention, but I beliv one day, wen u find yourself in a certain situation, you will surprisingly see yourself saying..."Truly, there is God."

oooduancalmdown:
Nobody gives luck. Her luck might be that she sat at the back. If God gives people luck, what about them not having accident at all?

Don't u think you a bit confused? Do u know she might not be the only person sitting on that row of seat.
Have u not seen in an accident where someone without scratch dies while ppl with grave wounds managed to survive.
Saying that your so assumed luck is not given by any being is like saying that wisdom is not given by anyone too. Do we go wt this line of reasoning bro?

They no longer want people using social media to broadcast their crime and molestation. They want ppl to send complaints to them alone so that many things will be hidden from the public.
Police, if u molest me publicly, I will report to public platform.

She may be on a site where she is to act like a maltreated house help.

stillondmatter:
Still prefer this to all those cleavage baring out-fits.

Everyone should try to refrain from letting someone else determines whats good for you,not just interms fashion sense but in most aspects of life......

You got it wrong. If u keep doing what only u think is right all the time, you will soon be left all alone in this life.
U cannot know it all. There should be room for other pple's opinion. She was not just dressing to cover her unclothedness. She dressed to be appealing to people's eyes.

I still beliv that what she is wearing is not meant for her kind of figure.

oooduancalmdown:
Lucky woman. God did not save her. She was just lucky.
My condolences to the families of the lost ones.
In sensible and working environments, Governments work assiduously to reduce road catastrophe, but in Nigeria, all we do is to build roads and nothing more. Even road sef no dey.
Nigeria Area.
Ilu eshe!
Oodua Republic

Please can u explain to me where this goodluck comes from or who is the giver of this luck. I really wanna know.

Is dis why he soft-pedaled on the demolition projects he was carrying out. He even threatened some communities that his demolition bulldozers are on their way to demolish their market and other business areas.

Rochas, u see ur life.

See as that lady just they pity the man. The man doesen't even know what he has entered into.

Gangster1ms:

By the time they loose all their group matches, i will remind u of this ur post too who patriotism epp?

Ok bro. Let us cross our fingers and see how it unfolds.

Gangster1ms:
Pig ko Goat ni
If the entire livestock animals like make them pick Nigeria.
By the time iceland Croatia and Argentina use us do peppersoup then we go fly back naija use the animals do welcome back peppersoup

By the time Nigeria make positive history in this World Cup, I will remind u of this ur unpatriotic post. Meanwhile, enjoy ur pessimism.

PearlStreet:
Igboland is a joke.

The irony is that when performing marriage, burial, chieftaincy and other rites in Igboland, they usually request for alligator pepper and schnapps for the ancestors. Now that this one wants to give the ancestor directly, they are treating his fuckup.

Thank God u said it's Bleep up. Every Bleep up MUST be treated. So I don't know what your problem with Igbos and their tradition is. Don't let ur Bleep up be treated.

Desdola:
African and culture. How does the pepper affect the dead?

There is nothing African here.
There are powers and principalities. It exist everywhere in the universe. Blacks, Whites and even Reds have it among them.

Christ Himself and confirmed their existence.
If u don't want to accept their existence and powers, u may leave, but one day u will see the manifestation of these evil power to ur bewilderment.

Bunch of silly carnivores.

See how he was explaining his stupidity.

hector1046:
the guy is a choir master courtesy of his father, so u can't blame him for this

Jeez....is this excuse reasonable at all?
Let's assume his father is a Pastor. This is more than enough reason to make his father job easier for him by avoiding certain things that will bring shame to him.
And now, he is a Choir Leader, my dear he need to stay off certain lifestyles that will mislead other members.

I hope those people did not insert dagger into his stomach?

I love the way Mikel promised PMB that they will bring the cup home so that PMB will taste the bitter feeling of promise and fail.

RadicallyBlunt:
Op my colleague, u did well biko. When a woman likes you, u gotta fucck her very well cus things can turn upside down later.

My greatest regret in ever dating a girl was when she told me that she and Jesus had agreement dat she will no have sex till marriage. Mumu-me sef dey happy say I don see wife, I concurred. As things went on she couldn't bear the emotions, she was all over me. I had to be d one to stay strong and not have sex with her, she then suddenly woke up one day and said I made her look cheap and she broke up.

I swear I felt like cutting off her head. Since dat time I don vow whether she's a wife material or not, I will never waste any precious opportunity again in my life. All pusssies are to be slammed.

So f**cking a girl makes u feel fulfilled?
I don't understand why some of us beliv that once u sleep with a girl that u have humbled her.