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IFNOTGOD:
this man want finish the meat for d bush?

which one my kids go see na n take learn na?

this man should be arrested for eating/catching the animals in d bush, if d bush meat finish wetyn me go chop.

Miyetti Allah come see this guy o

Don't worry, if the bush meat come finish, the Chinese will start producing plastic meat in their factories and u will eat them without knowing the difference. Afterall people have bn eating plastic rice and egg.

Fine girl. If you see this babe outside business hours, gossh....u won't recognize her again.

This can only happen in that shithole they call Lagos. City of mad men and women

Lol...he will be like.
If this girl sweet like dis wen she dey her menses, how she go sweet reach if she dey her normal normal. I must have a second chance.

metroid:
I think its more like Public Admin

It may be Statistics

freemanbubble:
fat girls can be sweet sha but they are very easy to toast and dey fall easily

but wait o


I don't know how people drink alcohol and they become fat!

i drink alcohol everyday like mad but am still slim and my tommy is flat.

the worse part of it is that i don't go close to gym or do work out

You are lucky that u consume a lot alcohol. If not you for thin like china pencil.
Na the one u dey drink come make u get small body we u manage get.

Ever8054:
I opened a girls legs like that on Friday night after which I couldn't sleep,.in her sleep she polluted all the night...i keep hearing ,..puuuuunnnn,,fuuuuuuuu,...patpattaaaaa...what could be the course?....

Bros, the course na Physiotherapy

Pavore9:
The core North has large expanse of land and they have no business roaming round Nigeria rather the cattle owners should be smart enough to have their people go to a place like Israel and go understudy how they have successfully raised their herds for beef and milk in their desert regions as Israel is about two- thirds desert, with little grazing land.

My brother, it's not a matter of their land bn desert. They are just naturally troublesome.
Move them down this side and move other tribes up there, they will still come to the desert to look for trouble.

How are they able to farm and produce almost every farm product the need? They use irrigation. Why cant they adopt that same method and plant enough vegetation for their cows.

The pictures of our Heroes past was replaced with that of cows to show you that cows are valued than human beings.

Look at the cows very well, they are rushing to eat up the farm products. That is the cause of the Farmers-Herders rift in the country.

Hahahaha....i don comot from here ooo. My hand no dey ooo.

....and his bare head is Auto-bulletproof or follow-come bulletproof.

Raphaelmary:
Haa!
is kogi not in Nigeria?
nawa oh

Hahahahaha.......just look at the quality of the attached images and u will understand why the quality of the heading is like dat

Which peace biko.

Abeg send them to Benue and Plateau States to start making peace bw Farmers and Herdsmen.

When King Pharaoh of Egypt refused to let God's people go to the land their God wanted them to go to, the Almighty God visited the land of Egypt with many deadly happenings. Lots of blood started flowing in the land.

It became so much that even the stone-hearted-wicked and devilish Pharaoh had to realize that there is God great and Almighty. He finally allowed the God's people to go their way.

Before they left, the people of God collected as much things that they want from the Egyptians that they almost impoverished them (this fulfilled what the Scripture says that the wealth of the wicked shall be ours).

PHARAOH LET MY PEOPLE GO.

Pitokwe:
Something similar happened to me some few months back.

I took a junior colleagues official car. Few meter from the office,I heard GBAM at my back. A car had rammed into me. See gbege oooo.2016 corrolla rear light all broken.

The guy that hit me was driver. I beg con enter.

I was just saying,Which kind temptation be this.

Cut story short,money commot for our pocket o.
Though the car was insured,We did not report in the office,because the policy state that no one should drive a car given another person

You are lucky that the damage was minimal and something u can afford and fix.

Where are their picture and what are their names?
Ndiara

Though she has not given me any reason to doubt or suspect her but the rate of infidelity these days calls for one to be more conscious.

For me, she has her Whatsapp in her phone and I have her Whatsapp in my laptop. Wherever she is and whatever she does with her Whatsapp, i see them as she is doing it.

I also have her Facebook in my laptop. I can read her Facebook messages. I block any silly boy trying to take more dan she is ready to give. I block such person by myself. She doesn't kw dat.

I also bugged her phone. At the end of everyday, I harvest all her call records and listen to them.

I can access her picture gallery through google photos in my laptop. As she snaps, it reflects in my system.

So, I don't wait till I have the opportunity. The opportunity is always with me. I have all her activities in my hands.

Oh!......Nigeria. The land that fertilizes her vegetation with the innocent blood of her citizens.

The wife looks like a good dancer.

I love dat

Nonsense boy. See his local cheap clothe made by local tailor. See as left sleeve come long pass the right one (last pic)

Keep making mouth with another person's wealth. Lazy boy

Imagine this happening.
You went to you friend and....

You: Guy pls make I use ur car go message. I will come back now now.
Guy: O'l boy abeg o, just be careful with the car. U kw say i no dey take my car play. Na my only hope and I wan take am go see my intended inlaws. Take key

30mins later U walked in looking beaten up

Guy: O'l boy, u don com back. Where u park the motor?
You: Breathes out heavily with a long sigh.
Guy: Na wetin naa. Wetin happen?
You: Shakes head. Guy, the motor don burn 3rd Mainland Bridge.
Guy: Hahahahaha. O'l boy you too like all these joke. Abeg give me key make I go collect the money I withdrew from bank for my Traditional marriage stuff.
You: Guy na true i dey talk. The car don burn. I no no wetin happened. I just saw flame dey comot from the Burnett.

OZAOEKPE:
I never hear say Trump go one state go commission project, even north African countries ... Why I be Nigerian I no no

Dey don pass dat level far far. Their project is mainly on economics and human development.

Infrastructural project is for underdeveloped countries.

Almunjid:
If the beast catch u, my hand no dey 0Oo

And why are u calling that wicked animal a beast. If he handles u, my hands no dey ooo. Learn to respect our elders ooo

Where did s/he steal that gown from

Buffalowings3:
Thread for zombies to salivate on like dogs.

Nonsense

I still heard a kid shouting up NEPA just now.

What are u doing here if you are not one of the zombies?

Steady....I have not used my generator for a long time now.
If the light goes off, by the time u are about starting the gen, the light is restored back.

042, a very lovely place to live.

Is that Women Fellowship Choir group?

devigblegble:
I’m still depressed from our lost game only God can restore my health back but the thunder wey go fire the referee still dey sambissa

Sambisa dey far from either Russia or Turkey. The ref is from Turkey and presently in Russia. By the time the thunder will take off from Sambisa to Russia or Turkey depending where he(Referee) is, the velocity of the thunder must have reduced to nothing.

Please chose anoda starting point for the thunder.

tempest01:
It was not a penalty. It was unintentional.

Iheanacho and Ighalo are the problem. Selfishness and unclinical idiots

Do u know football at all? A foul is a foul weda intentional or not.

So if a player unintentionally kicked an opponent and caused him lose possession of a ball he would have scored, the referee will allow the play to continue believing it is not an intentional act?

After this consolation package, NCC will implement 250MB for N1,000 and N1 per minute voice call.
Ndiara.

He look like an slowpoke (God forgive me but the truth must be said).
He also look like ony nwanne ya ji rie ogwu ego. Ighatago?

If u no kw, u no go kw.

dayleke:
That looks like a maid's dress....
The one on the right.

Hater showed up

StreetNews:
Hypocrite, yes, that's what you're. No need replying you, the comments above spells empty brain.

I weep for Africans, especially Nigerians

Bros, don't weep for Africa or Nigeria. Ur case demands more of that weeping.

I keep wondering how some people will choose to be blind even when privilege to have their sight is offered to them.
Oga, ur case pass me. U have consciously replaced ur brain with wet cotton wool. I cannot help u.