₦airaland Forum

1 + 1 = 2.

Anything that is equal and added to itself gives you 2 of that same thing.

SilaV: It depends on the perspective with which an individual wants to view the equation.For instance,if we were to look at it from mathematics angle,then the following conditions would apply:
(1) The number bases you are working with.If it were to be base ten,then the answer would be 2.However,if it were to be base two,the answer would be "10"(pronounced one-zero)
(2)The operation the cross symbol represents.That is,the concept of binary operation would be looked at.In binary operation,the cross or plus sign is not regarded as the "normal addition" operator.Any sign that comes in-between two numbers in binary operation is often expressed as "opertion".For example, 1+1 is read as "one operation one".Of course, in binary operation if the plus sign actually means addition,then one of the rule would apply;1+1= 1.
Again, if the equation is to be looked at from social perspective,then the institution of marriage would come to mind.In marriage: 1+1=1
Just my contribution.

Kai... This guy you too sabi book! I wish I was like you make people sef dey respect me.

fr3do: Someone attacked me violently with deadly purpose,in the act of self defense,I moved back and returned with a flying kick,he fell to the ground.omo the guy felt the pain,as he was recovering I gave him another to the tummy,just as I was about to deliver one last blow I heard a voice,the voice was my sister's calling 'efe efe wake up u dey kick wall'.
Unfortunately for me in reality,I slept near a wall...

Oh! My God! Nairaland is full of Cruz mehn!

Baybe: I was just thinking, girls are allowed to call themselves pet names. Pet names not nick names. Nobody raises an eyebrow when a girl says to her fellow girl, 'hey hon', 'Sweetheart I missed you' or 'Babe I love your eyes'. Mind you, they are not lesbian partners. They are very straight.

A guy can't even compliment a fellow guy without people raising eyebrows. If a guy should just make the mistake of saying to a fellow guy, 'I like your eyes', everybody screams 'Gay Alert!!'

Why is this so??

It is so because that is exactly what it is no mincing words..

Ehyaa! It was a keenly contested Epic final, Warri wolves are now perpetual under-achievers. Kudos to Eyimba, they have a very supportive Governor and has history and tradiotion working for them.

That's good for him na. Life goes on after his resignation na, abi has the new PDP at any point indicated they'r lossing steam? Nooo! They are doing good and waxing strong.

So good luck to him.

Keep on winning Amechi.

Nawa ooo! This Lafia is becoming the next most Notorious town in Nigeria.. Maiduguri, dropped to Adamawa, Jos has been perpetually problematic. Nassarawa is just a little down of Jos and Abuja is just a little down of Nassarawa..

At it stands now, where ever this incidence happened can't be more than 200km radius of the nuclues of Abuja.

They should do something to curb the rising rate of Violence in this country.

If not for the kind of people we are and the leaders we have produced in the past 30 years, Nigeria is supposed to muscle every country in Africa both in Economy and Finance, Industry and industralization, Sports, Education, Health care, every other thing, Nigeria is suppose to muscle every African country but what do we have? Rascality and Criminality. Countries as small as Ghana are even better than us in sports and Nations Cup, Ghana is even almost better than Us in almost everything.

I believe on day, Nigeria would still be great sha!

Ehyaaa so so Sad.

May his soul rest Easy mehn!

Somebody pls help me ask falana who is not corrupt in the Old PDP.

I expected Falana to have known that these people made this statement in the sense that, since they broke out, the powers that be would use all means including state powers and state funds and state institutions to pursue these governors..

Its common knowledge people said OBJ used EFCC to pursue political opponents..

EFCC and ICPC could want to prosecute these governors and people say its GEJ that has asked EFCC to do so, since EFCC is a state instrument answerable to the C in C.

Ok, how can you explain Police men blocking the entrance to Rivers state house dis-allowing A legitimate and Democratically elected governor access to the Government house..
This is far more Embarrassing, I would even Prefer EFCC to come after me than have ordinary police men lock me outside Govt house..

I really praise Amechi. He has taken a lot and still standing. He would surely survive whatever.

Amechi Impresses me everyday mehn!


Fearless Amechi..


His actions are calculated and he manages inactions very well forcing their hands into Forced errors..

Imagine Policemen Blocking front of Govt house and Barricading it such that Amechi a Democratically elected governor can't go into govt house.

Amechi has been vindicated in every way. You never catch Amechi playing Politics offensively even if he's a dirty player but the opponenets are playing dirty openly..

Oh My God! Amechi is a Prince..

Born Prince of Porthacourt!

I keep repeating it, in Ancient Rome, Sicily italy, even if Amechi courted with the Real Mafians, he'l out class them all.

Amechi, Born Prince next only to Niccolo Machiavelli.

Ride on Amechi, 2015 is around the corner, u'ld corner all of them.

#Amechi4Mankind...

Just wondering.. Press men are murderers.. Them get gunz and knifez ba!

Mtcheeew! They can't even dig the foundation in 15 days not to talk'a 30 storey sky scrapper.. Well if its china, and was built in 15 days, pls nobody should come crying when it collapse in 15minutes..

Wetin China sabi?

Nawa for waec oo! Nawa for nigeria mehn!

Larryfly: one apc candidate down, some more to go!

Can you just imagine yourself... Come on mehn! Get a grip and stop tripping..

Go get a life.. Is this about APC or PDP!

Ur comment disgusts me like crazy

Omo.... No be small thing oo!

Ehya Jagaban Asiwaju..


Notin dey happen sha!

I'm sentimentally attached to Femi Oke of Aljazeera and Ishay Sesay of CNN because they are Nigerians doing well internationally...

That isahy sesay just got married recently but gotdanm it mehn! She's gorgeous.. If you want to know black is beautiful go check out that isahy sesey girl but she's always using her News papers she's reading from to cover her stomach sha because she take style get Big belle but that Maryam Namanze of Aljazeera (formerly worked for Bloomberg tv) is just perfect, I think she has some Persian blood in her, pointed nose, Flat stomach, tall, sexy, curvy, light complexioned.. Guuush mehn! That girl is complete. Make God just give me money, I must be minister of women's affairs.

ELgordo: Damn# for me its gassSsss be CNN. . . Wolf Blitzer, Jonathan Mann, Richard Quest. . . . Anderson Cooper 360(gay ass moe foe). . . Rosemary Chruch. . . John Vnhals. . . Sarah Idzner. . . Fulluna Sweetny. . . . Micheal Holmes . . . Jeanny Moos. . . The list is end less been down with CNN since does dayz of Basket anntennas(ABG) watch pratically all the Worlds Majors Events . . . Hmmmmm I rmba watching the World Trade Center Attack! Men . . . . We stated guled to our TV's until the 2second plane came Crashing . . .MEN!!! That was some Crazy ish I ever witnessed Damn# its still gonna be CNN for Errr body!. . . Let us pray. . .

CNN tries very hard to sway your views to the News.. A Good News channel is just to Deliver the News Unbiased and allow the viewers to their opinion or discretion but CNN must impose on you.. That America for You..

I'm Pro-American but they musnt dictate to me what to believe or what not. They should just say it as it is and leave me to my own opinion.

Seriously I won't lie.. BBC is my Best. They have these fine girls I trip for like crazy..

1) Barbita Sharma.
2) Linda Yuah (Chief Business Correspondent)

But because of the kind of work I do, I must always listen to business news so I have to be glued to Bloomberg Tv...


But I watch aljazeera cos they are a little more objective an unbiased.. My best presenter is Femi Oke but there's this girl that left bloomberg Tv to join Aljazeera, she doesn't work at the headquaters in Doha but works from Aljazeera's London Studio usually at their 10pm news, she the most beautiful mehn! (Maryam Nanmanze). When I get Bar Pieces I'm going to marry that girl mehn! That Maryam Namanze is my Fantasy, goooshh mehn! If she dey talk News, even if the news na lie, her beauty and composure must make u believe the news...

In all sha, BBC is the greatest Amebo..

CNN na mumu channel, Fox Tv na mumu channel, Good Morning America sef na mumu Channel. Euro News sef na mumu channel, France 24 na mumu channel,


TVC is best African Channel, followed by Channels, I love that Chambeline guy, he forced "My Oga at the Top" into such blunders, yesterday one professor from Pan-African university was trying to take the shine off the presenters cos he's a professor, that chambelin guy hold the professor for bolocus by asking him some kind'a questions that made the professor gentle,
Channels TV Presenter can so Humble you but that Maupe Ogun is "RUDE". NTA na Mumu station, Galaxy na mumu station, MITV na mumu station, Silverbird is ok sha,

AIT is the worst.. Broke ass TV...

Don't you know in Nigeria, Govt work is nobody's job. U don't even care weda the client comes back again not to talk of good customer care..

Govt hospitals, the doctors are there on govt payrole but prefer to refer people to their private clinics all around town and there u get what u can't get in govt hospitals, not because these private clinics are better than govt clinics but because govt's work is nobody's work hence the "I Don't care" attitude. Everybody is just out to grab as much as possible from the National cake..

Its Either Nigeria should be Privatised or the Military should take over.. Either of the 2 is ok by me.

Private business run solely on Profit maximization and cost reduction with impeccable customer service and satisfaction.

The Nigerian project deteriorates everyday and yet we still Hope.

One day sha!

Omo, what is Nigeria turning into?

No discipline in the Military again ooo!


What has happened to "Obey the last order"

Dangote is one of the happiest reasons I enjoy being a Nigerian..

Heavens know I'm a Barrack Obama Fan but this guy is winning my heart like crazy.. This putin guy is so very unassuming.

Nawa ooo! This is Serious and it can't be True.. If its True GEJ is loosing popularity by the day and being more Dictatorial, its high time Dictators kuku Take over..


Army has always been better but we'v refused to see it. Soldiers won't even go this extent.

Nawa ooo.

magaliyu: When 2 elephants fight in a grass-less land,
Na there yansh go suffer.

I take exception to your Proverb of 2 elephants fighting.. You dare not call Waziri and Elephant where Obasanjo is..

Obasanjo is an elephant in this sense but waziri is no match for her and hence calling Waziri an elephant is gross fallacy of Omission.

If Waziri were to have passed thru the Nigerian Army like Obasanjo where he attained the Rank of a General, at most waziri would have made it to a Colonel b4 she was Retired, hence Waziri is a kid near Obasanjo and not 2 elephants fighting..

Its rather a case of Lions talking and a Goat claiming to have ideas.. What idea can a goat have where lions are talking other than the goat ending up in the stomach of the Lions..

Waziri would just end up in OBJ's stomach if she chooses to pick a fight with him, she should Ask Atiku Abubakar who is busy doing Damage control for his Political career that hasn't remained the same ever since Obasanjo dented it and is still denting it.. If na lie, make Atiku Enter America Today if FBI won't pick him, obj made this known not too long ago.. Don't forget Atiku too is a para-military man that rose to the ranks of Comptroller General of Customs at a point in his career..

Waziri is not half the size of Atiku, so she's no match for Baba, make she just relax, Baba just wants to shake her..

Who is Waziri to Baba, if Baba can fight Atiku and is Fighting C in C, GEJ her boss, who then is waziri?

Omo... No be small thing ooo. this madam take am personal ooo..


Obasanjo my man.. Fighting Everybody with everybody that matters on his side..


Obasanjo Atiku.
Obasanjo GEJ
Obasanjo Waziri


Ahn ahn.. Na only Baba dey this country ne, and this man doesn't have anything to lose whatsoever..


Obasanjo! The General, his Many Battles and his Plenty Victories.. I should write on General Obasanjo.. The book go sell die.. I love the man pass my papa.

Just to butress Obasanjo's point that Waziri is not qualified..

Why must she wait to Expose baba if she has eveidence against him, how many other people does she have evidence against that she's not doing anything.. If Baba attacks you and you make such threats, it only means Baba Knows what he's talking about.

Everybody is corrupt, that is not negotiable, Obj said he knew Atiku was corrupt, OBJ himself was corrupt, Waziri with her latest threat is corrupt. But my love for Obasanjo is just too much mehn!

The General and his Many Battles.. Yet he must survive.

Instead of her to focus on how the boy would play football better than his father so people would know he's the true son of his father, she's tattooing the boys name on her hand.. Mtcheeewww.

I wonder why we still make tattoo issues big deal in this part of the world..



How's someone's tattoo my business nao.

God has promised not to destroy the earth by water again after Noah's time, but the threat of this Global warming is real.. Noah had a boat, if what happens in Noah's time repeats itself, only the super wealthy people like Roman Abrahamovic owner of Chelsea FC that has a Yatch would survive..


God pls bless me. Its high time I had a Yatch mehn! Let this flood not come and pose more threat than it has already been forcasted oooo.

[quote author=IGBO-SON]^^^So predictable......you never fail![/quote]What has he said that is out of place nao?

Peace is Priceless
Terror is Senseless.


Its such a Pity the moafucker is a Nigerian.


How Many years after 9/11, its still so unfortunate and a bitter reality that the world is still faced with issues of Terrorism.