Romance › Re: What Is The Name Of This Hairstyle. by Pumpumking: 4:57pm On Aug 13, 2021 |
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Politics › Re: Ayinke, MC Oluomo's Daughter & Her Boyfriend Have A Good Time In Puerto Rico by Pumpumking: 4:27pm On Aug 13, 2021 |
sarrki: Up Union!!! Owo mi da guys, see MC OLUOMO's daughter, Ayinke, enjoying the money in Puerto Rico with her boyfriend !!! You continue running after buses!!!
It is ok enough oooo!!!! the yansh tooo small!! (No oofense)  |
Politics › Re: Ayinke, MC Oluomo's Daughter & Her Boyfriend Have A Good Time In Puerto Rico by Pumpumking: 4:26pm On Aug 13, 2021 |
sarrki: Up Union!!! Owo mi da guys, see MC OLUOMO's daughter, Ayinke, enjoying the money in Puerto Rico with her boyfriend !!! You continue running after buses!!!
It is ok enough oooo!!!!  |
Romance › Re: What Guys Do For Pussy Dey Burst Ma Brain O! by Pumpumking: 4:21pm On Aug 13, 2021 |
Glycolite: Your gender do it every time,and nobody is calling you guys out for it,so why are you trying to shame him for what you guys do? Hypocrisy ?
"Go hustle so you don't ask for money from your friend" is a kind of childish statement/mentality coming from people who have not experienced life.
At some point in life,you will need external support,it could be financially, emotionally etc from others, especially friends,and when those who claim to be your friend(s) don't offer you those, especially when you needed it,and you know they are in better position to help you or show support,you instinctively will be made to re-consider your standings with them. It's natural stuff,and that doesn't make him immature or lazy.
Even Dangote seek for loans from external sources to complete most of his project,does that mean he's not hustling hard enough ? Life happens,and that's what most people forget sometimes,which make them quick to make derogatory remarks about others. Not everyone is cool with fake friends,and if the friend(s) is actually not in a better position to show support or help,then the op cutting him off is where i will be against him. ^^^^^ story Sadly, its usualy broke guys that call women gold diggers...I lie?  ....anyways, son..please if u don't hav moiney to toast women..quit naging.. find new job or toast men!!!(no oofense)  |
Romance › Re: What Guys Do For Pussy Dey Burst Ma Brain O! by Pumpumking: 4:16pm On Aug 13, 2021 |
AlphaMale666: When I hear some stories of what some men do just to sleep with a girl really fascinates me! I had a male friend who was a hopeless romantic and a simp. I'm not longer friends with this guy for this reason. E too dey mumu himself for all these small small girls! He can do anything for pussy! I hate men that have no self respect for themselves! You see very small girls be insulting him, insulting his mother all because he has stoup down to their level because of pussy! As he see young girls, the guy go just turn mumu! He'll approach everyone of them and make a fool out of himself! There was a time he was falling so hard for one lousy girl like this. All because she had big nyash. This guy would send this girl like 5k recharge card, take her out, spend all his hard earned cash like a fool! This guy was just spending money on this girl anyhow for no reason than just pussy! I ask this guy for small cash, the guy go just wave me! This was when I stopped being friends with him! I cut him off because he was just too stupid! Why guys too dey mumu themselves for pussy!   |
Fashion › Re: Why Do Some Nigerian Men Bleach Their Skin? by Pumpumking: 4:12pm On Aug 13, 2021 |
Sparkle777: Yoruba men naim full this table. I feel they are into the occult and rituals, they wanna clean off something out of their dirty souls. And there's this particular odour that emanates from their bodies, so disgusting. Pls men and even women, if you wanna bleach, kindly do it the right way, go get those lightening injections from the dematologists, it's safer and cleaner. Pleaise kindly describe yor self from waist below.....u look familar  |
Health › Re: My HIV Test Result - The Shock Of My Life by Pumpumking: 2:05pm On Aug 13, 2021 |
Happened: All I can say is that this is a second chance ...
Because I nack with reckless abandon ....
They insisted that we must do HIV test ... Because am about to settle down and guess what ...
I decided to check myself first ... Incase e no work ... Make I know how to run ....
Oyaa check wetin God do for me below ....
If I nack again ... Make I bend !!!! Ok so u saying u have aid...correct?  |
Health › Re: My HIV Test Result - The Shock Of My Life by Pumpumking: 2:02pm On Aug 13, 2021 |
Happened: All I can say is that this is a second chance ...
Because I nack with reckless abandon ....
They insisted that we must do HIV test ... Because am about to settle down and guess what ...
I decided to check myself first ... Incase e no work ... Make I know how to run ....
Oyaa check wetin God do for me below ....
If I nack again ... Make I bend !!!!  |
Romance › Re: What's Your Thought On Tall Girls Getting Married To Tall Guys? by Pumpumking: 10:05am On Aug 13, 2021 |
Iretii0511: Sorry, I quoted the wrong person. Modified now. YOU AGAIN!!! Who are u quoted sir? Are u tryin to toast a man? ..dint we beg u to increase yor English?. Shame on U sir. do realise gay toasting is 14 year prison sentence in Nigeria wit had labour!!(no oofiense)  |
Family › Re: Kola Edokpayi Hails Man Marrying 2 Women A Day 'To Avoid Being Chidinmanized' by Pumpumking: 12:21am On Aug 13, 2021 |
Bola146: I'm a human being created by God  ok please describe yor sef again? do u have yansh pleiase?? size & weight pliease? |
Romance › Re: Devilish Babymama. HELP ME! by Pumpumking: 11:32pm On Aug 12, 2021 |
TheLordofHost: I knew this girl for just a month then she got pregnant. Begged the fool to abort but she refused. She kept on asking me to marry her but I explained to her I wasn’t financially capable.
I cut her off for some months thinking that would make her get an abortion but for where?? The goat kept it. She guilt tripped me with tears and constant calls. I finally went to meet her family (she was about 7 months gone by then) to take responsibility of the pregnancy.
I was employed then but the job was shittty and the pay was shitttier. I sent her the little I could. She had the baby at her mum’s place .
She, her mum and her elder sister kept on calling me to curse me that I wasn’t sending enough money for the baby’s upkeep. I was earning 11k a month and sending 4k monthly to this ungrateful bitch.
I couldn’t keep u with the insults, I changed my line, changed my address and began anonymously sending the little I could to her bank account monthly because my conscience couldn’t let me ghost my child.
We live in different states, about 8 hours apart. The child is a year old and some months now.
I was surprised when this Devil came to my place last week with the baby. I was expecting shouts and quarrel but she was calm. She and the baby sat on my bed. We didn’t say much to one another. A few minutes later, her phone rang, she went outside to receive the call and didn’t return.
I searched for this bitch like a mad man till night fell. I don’t even have her phone number. A female neighbor offered to care for the baby that night.
The Devil called me and told me not to bother looking for her. She said her mum is late and they have relocated.
I have dropped the baby at my aunt’s place and promised to pick her soon. I gave my aunt the last 3k on me. My aunt has been buzzing me with calls to come and take the baby as she is very busy.
My babymama’s number is not going through. I have tried repeatedly. My mum is late, I am thinking of taking the child to an orphanage.
I don’t know what to do. I am really sick right now from overthinking and stress. Please I need good advice. DNA SIR!!! ..she tryin to trap u as nomal Nigerian women do sir. They do this kinda $hit every day for moiney. .... wot if the child isn't yors.
ACTION: go do DNA TEST!!  |
Romance › Re: You Ask A Lady Out But She Bluntly Asks "Do You Want To Have Sex? by Pumpumking: 9:26pm On Aug 12, 2021 |
BadRadio: Have your crush ever surprised you with that question while u are trying to ask her out?
Guys, how do you react to such question? So babe ask u for sexxxx & u say no..correct?.. Bro how long u been gay sir?  |
Romance › Re: You Ask A Lady Out But She Bluntly Asks "Do You Want To Have Sex? by Pumpumking: 9:25pm On Aug 12, 2021 |
BadRadio: Have your crush ever surprised you with that question while u are trying to ask her out?
Guys, how do you react to such question?  |
Crime › Re: Adamawa: 42-Year-Old Man Arrested For Defiling 7-Year-Old Girl by Pumpumking: 4:52pm On Aug 12, 2021 |
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Romance › Re: Your Little Suggestion by Pumpumking: 4:49pm On Aug 12, 2021 |
Home94: Good day my fellow nairaland Am managing in a primary school but there is this problem am facing I have two of my pupils a girl and a boy who have this funny smell The girl sit at the front but whenever am teaching I can perceive this smell from her sometimes I go close to ascertain if am not mistaking but I was not Once started thinking if the smell is from under her skirt . A very beautiful girl I later discovered that she stays long in her mummy shop after school and got home very late before taking her second bath of the day So I tried telling her to always rinse her armpit with water whenever she reach their shop The second person is a boy very handsome and good-looking but she has this funny smell from his body one could perceive it if he enters in the class It got worst if he sweat so much Was kind of thinking if it's the family kind of smell or what Sometimes he doesn't smell much but that smell from his body must be there if you go close to him and this boy happened to be my favorite in the class. Check so much to think or believe if it's normal body odour but can't actually ascertain the smell.dont know if it's actually from their family or a particular thing or what I always advise him to put on roll on and deodorant to school Should I tell their parents now about their children hygiene or what Planned of discussing it with one of the parents but don't know how they might feel about it What should I do my fellow nairaland because I don't want those children to grow and suffer one kind depression of poor hygiene when they were small Have anybody here noticed such a thing before Give me a suggestion and possibly way to go about it Because I don't want their parents to see it as if they are not taking care of their children or or understand it deferenntly ok so u sayin yor 2 student smell like dog....correct?...Bro juss call them Bingo!!! (no ofeinse) 
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Romance › Re: Your Little Suggestion by Pumpumking: 4:48pm On Aug 12, 2021 |
Home94: Good day my fellow nairaland Am managing in a primary school but there is this problem am facing I have two of my pupils a girl and a boy who have this funny smell The girl sit at the front but whenever am teaching I can perceive this smell from her sometimes I go close to ascertain if am not mistaking but I was not Once started thinking if the smell is from under her skirt . A very beautiful girl I later discovered that she stays long in her mummy shop after school and got home very late before taking her second bath of the day So I tried telling her to always rinse her armpit with water whenever she reach their shop The second person is a boy very handsome and good-looking but she has this funny smell from his body one could perceive it if he enters in the class It got worst if he sweat so much Was kind of thinking if it's the family kind of smell or what Sometimes he doesn't smell much but that smell from his body must be there if you go close to him and this boy happened to be my favorite in the class. Check so much to think or believe if it's normal body odour but can't actually ascertain the smell.dont know if it's actually from their family or a particular thing or what I always advise him to put on roll on and deodorant to school Should I tell their parents now about their children hygiene or what Planned of discussing it with one of the parents but don't know how they might feel about it What should I do my fellow nairaland because I don't want those children to grow and suffer one kind depression of poor hygiene when they were small Have anybody here noticed such a thing before Give me a suggestion and possibly way to go about it Because I don't want their parents to see it as if they are not taking care of their children or or understand it deferenntly  |
Romance › Re: Ladies Where Are Your Bras? by Pumpumking: 12:37pm On Aug 12, 2021 |
czarr: Ladies of all ages this days don't use bras... What is the problem? Everywhere I go I see nipples everywhere. Even married women. Everyday is no bra day especially in portharcourt here.
Is it just me or is it something you have noticed too? Bro please if u wanto where bra...where bra. DONT DISTURB US I BEG!!!  |
Romance › Re: Ladies Where Are Your Bras? by Pumpumking: 12:36pm On Aug 12, 2021 |
czarr: Ladies of all ages this days don't use bras... What is the problem? Everywhere I go I see nipples everywhere. Even married women. Everyday is no bra day especially in portharcourt here.
Is it just me or is it something you have noticed too?  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Rev Akua Ofori-Boateng Sings Teni’s Song “Case” Inside The Church by Pumpumking: 12:33pm On Aug 12, 2021 |
FutureIsFemale: Whatever that means.
The FUTURE is FEMALE. How?.. becuse she sing fela?  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Rev Akua Ofori-Boateng Sings Teni’s Song “Case” Inside The Church by Pumpumking: 12:32pm On Aug 12, 2021 |
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Family › Re: Kola Edokpayi Hails Man Marrying 2 Women A Day 'To Avoid Being Chidinmanized' by Pumpumking: 12:23pm On Aug 12, 2021 |
Bola146: I'm a human being created by God  Ok please describes Yor sef from waist down. U look fammiliar  |
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Food › Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by Pumpumking: 12:13pm On Aug 12, 2021*. Modified: 11:25pm On Aug 12, 2021 |
Iretii0511: Is your husband a work from home man? ...*a works from home??* Can't u spek English. Wot primary school did u to too sir!! 
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Family › Re: Kola Edokpayi Hails Man Marrying 2 Women A Day 'To Avoid Being Chidinmanized' by Pumpumking: 12:10pm On Aug 12, 2021 |
Bola146: With these two, if he want to cheat, he will still do, na inside some men's blood Describe your sef please?  |
Food › Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by Pumpumking: 12:09pm On Aug 12, 2021*. Modified: 2:08pm On Aug 12, 2021 |
Preciousgirl: This is a heavy breakfast Not your usual tea and beverage stuff Your wife puts this on the table before going to work Ike How will u react?  U simply re-yansh her sir!! 
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Celebrities › Re: Davido Calls Yomi Fabiyi A "Mumu" Over Protest For Baba Ijesha by Pumpumking: 10:36am On Aug 12, 2021 |
BKsoul: says a poor church rat like you.. and who be your bro? Idi iberibe.. Stop cussing every body u mentally retarded deranged child. Grow up please  |
Romance › Hello!! >:( by Pumpumking(op): 1:18am On Aug 12, 2021*. Modified: 7:25am On Aug 12, 2021 |
Thank u.  |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Pumpumking: 4:59pm On Aug 11, 2021 |
Nickymezor: So maria can drink garri Hello i a movie director for Big brother nigeria we looking for a beautify lady like u to audition...please can u quickly send me a full photo of u wearing thong so that u can win this auditions and become a movie star...plus gimmme yor nomba sir!? |
Family › Re: Marrying Last As First Child by Pumpumking: 4:56pm On Aug 11, 2021 |
BKsoul: Enjoy your life the way you deem fit... When you get to 70years and your first child is 10years, and you are not able to handle the child like a father should, you sure would understand the sayings MAKE HAY WHILE SUN SHINES.. hello Crazy lady which year will u stop cussing people? u have cuss all the innocent people on Religion Sector for no reason & then u started cussin MyCork for becuz u cant find a man on nairaland . Please groooowup!!!  |
Romance › Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by Pumpumking: 4:10pm On Aug 11, 2021 |
HenryDion: So buying toys is also a SIN? I'm not understanding you guys again. It's obvious you're a weakling in bed, and she's trying to spice things up a little bit.
Seriously, how old are you op? see yor head like guinea fowl....so u encoragin women on nairaland to buy vibrator...correct? how many vibrator yor girlfriend own sir?(no oofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by Pumpumking: 1:24pm On Aug 11, 2021 |
SultanOfPuna: What happened to me last week was a testament that man cannot satisfy women. I have been with this girl for a year and things have been good. She used my phone some months ago to order shoes from Jumia. Since then I haven't had interest in whatever she is buying. I accidentally clicked a Jumia advert on facebook and it sent me to Jumia website. Found out her account was still open, She forgot to logout I was about to close the page until I saw 4 items in cart. My curiosity made me check what is inside the cart. To my greatest surprise I saw 1. Spanish fly 2. 6 inch realistic Love Machine 3. Oil perfume 4. Vibrating pen for vagina All this total cost close to 21k I have been feeling depressed about the whole situation. Should I confront her on the issue or should I break up with her?  |
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Pumpumking: 1:19pm On Aug 11, 2021 |
dmostcheerful: It do happen I am talking about a new moniker that haven't trade here but is talking about charge back. Zelle do have issues now and then as far s you re not buying from a direct owner, that's why you should trade with someone you can always hold accountable. darling u dont need educatsion, u need moiney. I have moiney & i drive range rover. gimmme yor nomba please so i can love it. So was yor nomba please? smiley |