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RomanceRe: If You Meet A Beautiful Decent Girl Today, When Will You Marry Her. by Pumpumking: 5:13pm On Dec 28, 2021
cutecommend:
If God gives you a beautiful, faithful, Godly and educated girl today that is a virgin, how soon will you marry her?

Is it tomorrow?
Marrrrry kor..marrrrry ni angry
RomanceRe: Why Do People Convulse As They Have An Orgasm???! by Pumpumking: 5:09pm On Dec 28, 2021
siofra:
angry

So yor saying, you kill sum1 correct....you a modarar?.....sorry but your hed is not corrrect....sir..... angry
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Kaiii..ok i want u to try somtin with me...i juss discover the technik from watchin blue film yestaday.u will enjoy it cheesy
FoodRe: Man Chokes To Death During Eating Contest On Christmas Day In Uganda by Pumpumking: 5:07pm On Dec 28, 2021
malvisguy212:
it is OK to ignore him. don't even bother to explain you're married , because he stand no chance.
^^^^see goat playin mr nice guy
So u tink yor mr nice guy will let royalblu sleep wit u...keeep dreamin sir.am from London & i hav moiney..u dont.i date marrryed & single womens & am ready to double royalblu 50k(50 000naira) coz she marrryed n beaitifull.. so son.if u dont have moiney to chase marrrryed womens, u do not stand a shance in life!!(REAL TAKK, NO OOFENESE) angry
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Goes On One-Week Vacation With Over 30 Shoes (Photos) by Pumpumking: 5:01pm On Dec 28, 2021
StreetFight:
Now you are showing advanced symptoms of psychiatric disorders, mental imbalance and chronic hallucinations
Brother if u dont have moiney to enjoy woman like royalblu please go n find job..royalblu dint say no so why u nagggin like frog.....am toastong royalblu so please stay away an get lost sir!!(no oofenese) angry
FoodRe: Man Chokes To Death During Eating Contest On Christmas Day In Uganda by Pumpumking: 4:58pm On Dec 28, 2021
natanyin:
This na why them de swear for some of una!!!!
huh u dont like puccccccccy sir?...are u gay? seiosly how long u been gay sir? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Goes On One-Week Vacation With Over 30 Shoes (Photos) by Pumpumking: 4:58pm On Dec 28, 2021
larryking540:
man respect your self,she said she is married let her be ,na this kin matter they make boys chop slap , respect another niggers property
Correction sir
Royalblu is a woman & womens are sopose to be toasted.bro i fok married & single women & i dont descrminates coz am not a racist....the good news is i pay single womens 15000naira & i always pay marrried womens between 25000 & 30000 depends on yhere complexition..lightskin women get 30k.royalblu is ready & i belif she love me too sir. Am ready topays her 30000naira..cash! cheesy
FoodRe: Man Chokes To Death During Eating Contest On Christmas Day In Uganda by Pumpumking: 4:51pm On Dec 28, 2021
dapolaw:
You can't even compose and spell correctly and here you are spewing thrash.

You belong to the dustbin.

Son..the good knews is am in London, am a londoner, i hav moiney (pound stalin) and i can take hor woman anyday!!(no oofenese) angry
FoodRe: Man Chokes To Death During Eating Contest On Christmas Day In Uganda by Pumpumking: 4:27pm On Dec 28, 2021
TechNana:
Yeah I want, if the 8000 could be in Dollars at least per month huh huh
sorry i dont pay more than 12 000naira for sexxxx...best i can do is 11000naira.U WANT? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Goes On One-Week Vacation With Over 30 Shoes (Photos) by Pumpumking: 3:46pm On Dec 28, 2021
RomanceRe: I Think I Have Been Hypnotized By My Current Girlfriend. Help !!! by Pumpumking: 3:45pm On Dec 28, 2021
NitrogenBomb:
I can show you my conversation with him via mail. Besides I don’t want to have anything to do with her again and she’s not my wife. I’m seriously looking for an escape route. Whatever anyone will do with her isn’t my concern.


DO NOT GIV OUT YOR WIFE PHONE NOMBA TO A STRANGER FRAUDSTA ON NAIRALAND CALLED Ocholu's...Pirrrrriod...the boy trick u to get yor wife nomba & u stupidaly giv it to hi..SHAME ON U SIR

Juss dont do yhat $hit again!!!!(no oofenese,) angry
FamilyRe: Merry Christmas Nairalanders by Pumpumking: 3:41pm On Dec 28, 2021
RoyalBlu:
Thanks OP...

A very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to us all.


#Gratefulness is key...
^^^story
so do u hav yansh or not sir? smiley
RomanceRe: **brutal Clash** Rap Battle - (hellvictorinho3 Vs Teddyjammy) by Pumpumking: 3:40pm On Dec 28, 2021
TeddyJammy:
who be woman? Na hellvictorinho3? Be woman? huh


You must be hiqh on meth grin


Dat dude na man. .not woman. smiley. . Olosho
How can u create a thread to fight woman....u sir is weak and u sir is a big disgrace to manhood. SHAME ON U SIR!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: **brutal Clash** Rap Battle - (hellvictorinho3 Vs Teddyjammy) by Pumpumking: 2:46pm On Dec 28, 2021
TeddyJammy:
They say: when two elephant fiqht, the ground suffers. But what happens when the rap immortals clash together? When two demi-god decide to kick a metaphoric, punch-toxicated battle?

I don't know either, but i can tell you this... Heaven and hell will switch position.

Get ready for punchlines that' ll erase zeus from existence..

WITNESS THE BRUTAL BATTLE OF TWO DOPE HEAD IN ROMANCE SECTION..
so u wanto fight wit woman .....SHAME ON U SHAME ON U TWICE...BIG SHAME ON U for tryin to fight woman!!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: **brutal Clash** Rap Battle - (hellvictorinho3 Vs Teddyjammy) by Pumpumking: 2:45pm On Dec 28, 2021
Datboredberry:
huh

I really really hope we're all still friends? cry

I was mentioned several times on this thread... grin

I don't know where to start from... Victor and Ted... Everything is cool? smiley
angry
RomanceRe: I Want A Yoruba Girl by Pumpumking: 2:37pm On Dec 28, 2021
citywal:
I want a Yoruba girl between the ages of 25 to 28, a graduate if possible (and if not a graduate must know how to speak and write well). clean, a Christian, independent, and most importantly must have a skill that brings money if she's not working.

A good cook if possible (no body is perfect). for a serious relationship that may lead to marriage.

I live at Lekki axis (Ajah to be precise) and if you are in that area, that will be very nice.
Siofra..u wanted right here!!(((THANK ME LATER))) wink
RomanceRe: A Message To Datboredberry by Pumpumking: 2:33pm On Dec 28, 2021
Ocholu:
I must be real with you OP;

You're a very fuulish man.

I dey my crib, come beat me. Idiot!
^^^^brainless man hear again
Hello bro, how are u? angry
RomanceRe: A Message To Datboredberry by Pumpumking: 2:32pm On Dec 28, 2021
HellVictorinho3:
I said we can work together.

But you didn't answer.



Don't you want to work with me anymore?
Was the deal wit Datboredberry...u wanto do blue film wit her? angry
RomanceRe: A Message To Datboredberry by Pumpumking: 2:31pm On Dec 28, 2021
HellVictorinho3:
I said we can work together.

But you didn't answer.



Don't you want to work with me anymore?
angry
RomanceRe: I Think I Have Been Hypnotized By My Current Girlfriend. Help !!! by Pumpumking: 2:21pm On Dec 28, 2021
RoyalBlu:
Oh!!!

I've seen what you're about.

I won't waste my breath getting offended by your crassness.
You can keep trolling.

Shalom.
I give advise sir....i dont troll sir undecided
RomanceRe: I Think I Have Been Hypnotized By My Current Girlfriend. Help !!! by Pumpumking: 2:16pm On Dec 28, 2021
Ocholu:
Yes. I defrauded your father and fvcked your wife real good. Imagine her screams as I glided my black mamba through her honeypot grin.
^^^^^is that meant to move me?
U weak lane azzz eddddiot...too late son, u alrady exposed.NitrogenBomb brain is now fully functional tanks to me ..he will now instrut his wife to ignore yor stewwpid call so u dont fok her. angry


NitrogenBomb...brother i juss save u & now u owr me one son!(((THANK ME LATER))) wink
RomanceRe: I Think I Have Been Hypnotized By My Current Girlfriend. Help !!! by Pumpumking: 2:08pm On Dec 28, 2021
RoyalBlu:
You don't mean it. cheesy
yess i meannnnit....and yes yes yes please can i mate wit u please? cheesy

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