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Ocholu:
Man! You're not only roaming oh! Choi! You're also a bitter person . A pained human being.

Datboredberry:
The pleasure? But it doesn't feel so powerful to make a person convulse... Yet we all do!!!

Is it our nerves?

I read somewhere that every orgasm is a mini-death... Or something like that...

And reason?

Someone preach!!!

Adepet222:
All the best girl.

RoyalBlu:
So why pack all that shoes, when you already know you'd be on your slip-ons most of the time


Wahala dey o

Ocholu:
Well. Not everyone is roaming without bearing like you.
NitrogenBomb I retract my statement. Stay healthy and find help.

NitrogenBomb:
Are you stupid or what ??. Why throwing so much insults at me. And who told you I have given any number to him ?

RoyalBlu:
Are you okay?

I'm a married woman and not in the same corridor with your type of crassness.

Take your time. You hear me.

NitrogenBomb:
Just did that. Thanks I will be awaiting your response

^^^^offfficialy, u juss prooof yor sef to be the dummbest nairaland male of the year....so dumb that u belif anybody.....dyammm u r dumb sir!...(no oofenese)

Ocholu..good lock n enjoy yor sef sir!

NitrogenBomb:
Ok how do I do that here ?

...bro so u really dumb enough to send yor wife nomba to Ocholu (a stranger( when the boy intention clearly is to yansh yor wife ....are u not a man & are u really reaĺy that dumb? ...bro u so dumb u need more help quick! (No oofenesece)

NitrogenBomb:
Please this will be abit lengthy and direct and please don’t mind my errors. This isn’t joke and I’m so serious here please. I met my current babe early this year, Infact few days after Valentine day in School. We both in the university.

We both in our Early 20s and I’m just older than her with 2 years. We got talking and I noticed she liked me. Anyways we got dating but my intention was to have a taste of the honeypot like 4 times and take off because I noticed she got a banker who is rich and doing well on the Island, He should be around 40 if I guess right and also some other guys and sugar Daddies inclusive.

She’s also from a rich home too and her Dad is into Bereau De Change. Personally I’m not doing bad financially as I do some Project Jobs with an IT firm on the Island as a Casual staff and I can afford some basic things to an extent, but she’s doing financially better than me because of Her Guy, Dad and other Contacts.

I have never been in a relationship for over 6 months, infact once I sleep with a girl I just move on to the next one. But since I slept with this my current babe, I won’t lie since that day till date I couldn’t get over her. Infact it seems I’m liking her the more. She’s Pretty with a very massive ass( honestly I have never seen a ass soo big and that’s what attracted me to her and her honeypot is the sweetest I have ever tasted, don’t know what she put there. I have asked her severally, but she just laughs over it).

One day she told me she has noticed I want to leave her because of her lifestyle but I won’t be able to leave. She clearly told me that I have no Idea who she is and that she doesn’t sleep with a guy for money but just for fun and money can’t keep her.

Truth is, She doesn’t even demand money from me, but instead she wants to be giving me money always, which I don’t like. She told me it’s only when she wants a guy to go, that’s when she will let him go. I notice even her rich guy in Lagos still calls to beg her most times and sends her lots of money atimes.

While in school there was a time I stayed in her Crib and noticed some fetish stuffs in her bathroom. Anyways I took it with a pinch of salt because I’m irreligious and don’t believe in those things, but I’m beginning to think otherwise because I don’t understand what’s happening to me again.

The last time I broke up with her, I found myself going to beg her after two days and she was laughing and saying I won’t go anywhere and I won’t even know when I will put a ring on her finger that she has already chosen me because I have lots of prospects and a future. Infact since I started sleeping with her, other girls don’t enter my eyes anymore. As funny as this sounds, I really want to break away from this girl, but I don’t know how. She always call Water mother when talking atimes. Please Help NLders. I really wanna break away from her.

NitrogenBomb:
Please this will be abit lengthy and direct and please don’t mind my errors. This isn’t joke and I’m so serious here please. I met my current babe early this year, Infact few days after Valentine day in School. We both in the university.

We both in our Early 20s and I’m just older than her with 2 years. We got talking and I noticed she liked me. Anyways we got dating but my intention was to have a taste of the honeypot like 4 times and take off because I noticed she got a banker who is rich and doing well on the Island, He should be around 40 if I guess right and also some other guys and sugar Daddies inclusive.

She’s also from a rich home too and her Dad is into Bereau De Change. Personally I’m not doing bad financially as I do some Project Jobs with an IT firm on the Island as a Casual staff and I can afford some basic things to an extent, but she’s doing financially better than me because of Her Guy, Dad and other Contacts.

I have never been in a relationship for over 6 months, infact once I sleep with a girl I just move on to the next one. But since I slept with this my current babe, I won’t lie since that day till date I couldn’t get over her. Infact it seems I’m liking her the more. She’s Pretty with a very massive ass( honestly I have never seen a ass soo big and that’s what attracted me to her and her honeypot is the sweetest I have ever tasted, don’t know what she put there. I have asked her severally, but she just laughs over it).

One day she told me she has noticed I want to leave her because of her lifestyle but I won’t be able to leave. She clearly told me that I have no Idea who she is and that she doesn’t sleep with a guy for money but just for fun and money can’t keep her.

Truth is, She doesn’t even demand money from me, but instead she wants to be giving me money always, which I don’t like. She told me it’s only when she wants a guy to go, that’s when she will let him go. I notice even her rich guy in Lagos still calls to beg her most times and sends her lots of money atimes.

While in school there was a time I stayed in her Crib and noticed some fetish stuffs in her bathroom. Anyways I took it with a pinch of salt because I’m irreligious and don’t believe in those things, but I’m beginning to think otherwise because I don’t understand what’s happening to me again.

The last time I broke up with her, I found myself going to beg her after two days and she was laughing and saying I won’t go anywhere and I won’t even know when I will put a ring on her finger that she has already chosen me because I have lots of prospects and a future. Infact since I started sleeping with her, other girls don’t enter my eyes anymore. As funny as this sounds, I really want to break away from this girl, but I don’t know how. She always call Water mother when talking atimes. Please Help NLders. I really wanna break away from her.

iLegendd:
I'm officially the laziest person of 2021. See Why.

In 2021, I don't think I have left the house more than 30 times. I didn't sweep/clean up to 30 times. Someone does it for me.

I don't work because I'm too lazy to wake in the morning, shower, dress, and go to work. That lifestyle is boring and stressful. That's slavery.

I'm f*cking lazy, so I stay at home 24/7. To reward myself for my laziness and for being jobless, I bought more plots of land.

My mom called me yesterday and said she found a good land and instead of me to dress and go check it out, I just transfered money for her to buy it and went back to bed.

Haters, I used to be broke just like you, but I worked smart day-n-night while you were busy watching porn, surfing Facebook, and abusing innocent people online thinking they're the cause of your frustrations.

Don't feel oppressed. When we all die, no one is going to Heaven or Hell with their properties, material things or Bitc.oin wallets.

Be wealthy, but your salvation matters too.

I'm a pastor-to-be. I'll soon open a worship center, but only girls will attend — they'll all be on mini-skirt and G-string. It's not about your dress code, but your heart.

Men won't be allowed because most men easily get jealous and envious when "money" is involved. They always feel the other man is oppressing them, so they'll find a way to kill him.

The heart of men is evil. Women only get jealous when "love" is involved. The heart of women is evil too, but not as terrible as men.

Prove me wrong and get 5k recharge card.

For my haters, abuse me and get 1k recharge card. This particular offer is only for haters. I love them.

iLegendd:
I'm officially the laziest person of 2021. See Why.

In 2021, I don't think I have left the house more than 30 times. I didn't sweep/clean up to 30 times. Someone does it for me.

I don't work because I'm too lazy to wake in the morning, shower, dress, and go to work. That lifestyle is boring and stressful. That's slavery.

I'm f*cking lazy, so I stay at home 24/7. To reward myself for my laziness and for being jobless, I bought more plots of land.

My mom called me yesterday and said she found a good land and instead of me to dress and go check it out, I just transfered money for her to buy it and went back to bed.

Haters, I used to be broke just like you, but I worked smart day-n-night while you were busy watching porn, surfing Facebook, and abusing innocent people online thinking they're the cause of your frustrations.

Don't feel oppressed. When we all die, no one is going to Heaven or Hell with their properties, material things or Bitc.oin wallets.

Be wealthy, but your salvation matters too.

I'm a pastor-to-be. I'll soon open a worship center, but only girls will attend — they'll all be on mini-skirt and G-string. It's not about your dress code, but your heart.

Men won't be allowed because most men easily get jealous and envious when "money" is involved. They always feel the other man is oppressing them, so they'll find a way to kill him.

The heart of men is evil. Women only get jealous when "love" is involved. The heart of women is evil too, but not as terrible as men.

Prove me wrong and get 5k recharge card.

For my haters, abuse me and get 1k recharge card. This particular offer is only for haters. I love them.

peppermint7:
Some people are useless
Life Wtf is this

I do mind my business a lot
I don’t have time to call people simps
But Omoh this one soft my legs

Datboredberry:
Some vaginas are like that...

I hate when fools create threads to troll women... They try to be clever and witty but only show their ignorance...

Kimiso:
Picked up these girl as an hookup babe,..but as soon as she opened her pussy for me to Bleep,.... I don't believe what i see,...her pussy is just too damn rough and wide,...looks like a knife has been used to battered it,..and she seems very comfortable with it,....and these is actually someone's future wife,..i nearly vomited,has anybody here encountered such before

Kimiso:
Picked up these girl as an hookup babe,..but as soon as she opened her pussy for me to Bleep,.... I don't believe what i see,...her pussy is just too damn rough and wide,...looks like a knife has been used to battered it,..and she seems very comfortable with it,....and these is actually someone's future wife,..i nearly vomited,has anybody here encountered such before

Beebah2000:
Hehehehe, funny dude
Don't worry, I am not going anywhere again

Beebah2000:
YES!
I am deactivating my nairaland account.
I really don't want to but I have to do this.

Some nairaland guys are really fond of bashing women on this forum, and I can't take this anymore.

So, I think it is best I deactivate to save myself from a lot of stress

I'll miss a lot of nairalanders
I will definitely miss nairaland mods too


I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

Beebah2000:
YES!
I am deactivating my nairaland account.
I really don't want to but I have to do this.

Some nairaland guys are really fond of bashing women on this forum, and I can't take this anymore.

So, I think it is best I deactivate to save myself from a lot of stress

I'll miss a lot of nairalanders
I will definitely miss nairaland mods too


I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

FahBuLous:
I barely get up to a hundred likes and reactions on my Facebook post and also barely get messages in my DM...
Today is my sister's birthday and I posted her picture, I got up to 400 likes and still counting and alot of comments with numerous inbox of all sort ... Hello baby, my love, sweetheart...

Mehn, one was even doing waw waw waw like ambulance in the comment section...

If this guys are given an opportunity, they will lick the girls feet...

SIMPing is really getting out of hand...

And I'm also getting alot of friend requests from dudes...

Cc TheGidRedPiller

brother....go n watch blue film wit TheGidRedPiller mennn... he woud love to get pregggnant sir!!(no oofenese)

FahBuLous:
I barely get up to a hundred likes and reactions on my Facebook post and also barely get messages in my DM...
Today is my sister's birthday and I posted her picture, I got up to 400 likes and still counting and alot of comments with numerous inbox of all sort ... Hello baby, my love, sweetheart...

Mehn, one was even doing waw waw waw like ambulance in the comment section...

If this guys are given an opportunity, they will lick the girls feet...

SIMPing is really getting out of hand...

And I'm also getting alot of friend requests from dudes...

Cc TheGidRedPiller

Lovey03:
cool but relax I am not going to fall in love with you even tho you are very handsome , i admire you and want to follow your posts.
Trust me you can't break my heart. Good night or morning, I am going to sleep now

Ilamina:

Sanmel:
Why are you awake at this time?
As for me, it's because I'm on duty

Mercisharelove:
There's this my longtime addiction which I finally dropped, wow, I feel brand new.

Remember we all are addicted to one thing or the other, it could be positive addiction or the other.

I feel strong, renewed and focused now.

How about you??

aboyaji:
Sometimes ago in July 7th, I had opened a thread about the surprise birthday I got from my girlfriend and her sister...

https://www.nairaland.com/6639606/first-surprise-birthday-ive-ever#up

Behold, today 27th December is her birthday and I am looking for a better avenue to celebrate her. So, Nairaland comes first. The place of all happenings.

Nairaland food section Team: Apkosy, cococandy, mvena ( the meme lady) GboyegaD, kobojunkie, munzy14, halcyon123, mariangeles, etc etc.

Come and celebrate a good woman

khiaa:
That moniker isn't me. A self hating Nigerian boy fraudster stole my moniker and is scamming you guys, read my post on the thread so you'll know it's the real KHIAA not KhiAAA.

juman:
If you are not careful you would be kidnapped.
Use your sense rightly.

Khiaaa:
I'm Khiaa, an african American resides in Carlifonia in the United States of America.
I'll be visiting Nigeria for some tourism.
I need nairalanders who are well knowledgeable with nice and serene places in Nigeria that I can visit and spend sometime, also a good and comfortable hotel I can lodge for days as I'll be spending just a month.
Nairalanders also interested in seeing me can pm me so we can schedule on how to meet
I hope to have a lovely time in Nigeria.
Nairalanders you can send in your pms.
Just email me directly.

Baby i juss left Nigeria 2weeks ago back again in February.....please can i remind u that homebase guys r dyammm ugly & 99% of dem hav tribal mark(so dont botha)...so u need to stick to we londoner..me!!!((((REAL TALK)))