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Bola146:
Also please go for Echocardiogram test and abdominal scan. Stop drinking anything cold

Beebah2000:
She want a gangster in her bed tonight
She ah want me, me I know

siofra:
Buy pant for me na pumpumking.

Praxtech:
My nairaland girlfriend insists that most ladies wear one pant for 7 days....then they'll turn the back and wear it the next week
My heart goes out to y'all....

Futureisfemale faithfull18 Jessica57

Siofra cant even aford pant sir....the day i smash sir, i see her wearing the same brown homemade mossskito net pant made from ogun state!!! (TRUE STORY)

Icouldhave:
I give up

The struggle won

The pain won

Am weak, I can't fight no more.


I miss been rich, I hate been poor.

But I give up

I can't fight no more



I might kill myself tonight.


The tears is dripping from my eyes

As I type


The struggle won

siofra:
Ello everybody I'm here to list reasons why sir Seun MUST make me a mod in the romance section (no offence rocktation and farano you guys are doing a great job)

1. I'm a well-behaved nairalander Seun, you can ask around. I don't fight neither do I bully but my haters will never agree

2. I promise to ban all the redpillers ensure order in the romance section.

3. I will be a tyrant make sure all the nairalanders abide by the rules of nairaland.

4. I'm qualified for this position. I have a certificate in baking. I'm also a future CEO (WATCH OUT Y'ALL) I can use a computer very well.

5. I promise to close all the redpill threads curb the spread of false information about women on nairaland

6. I will ban any idiot that makes derogatory comments about women.

7. I will also do Christmas giveaway for all my haters.

8. [s]I will make sure the IP addresses of lkillbrokehoes, pumpumking, davash222 are banned from ever creating accounts on nairaland [/s]

9. Lastly Mr. Seun you have to choose me because I'm qualified and I'm a woman. After all you're a feminist and you don't have plenty female mods

Thank y'all for reading.

If you'd like me to be a mod please like and if you don't want me to be a mod please share.

siofra:
Ello everybody I'm here to list reasons why sir Seun MUST make me a mod in the romance section (no offence rocktation and farano you guys are doing a great job)

1. I'm a well-behaved nairalander Seun, you can ask around. I don't fight neither do I bully but my haters will never agree

2. I promise to ban all the redpillers ensure order in the romance section.

3. I will be a tyrant make sure all the nairalanders abide by the rules of nairaland.

4. I'm qualified for this position. I have a certificate in baking. I'm also a future CEO (WATCH OUT Y'ALL) I can use a computer very well.

5. I promise to close all the redpill threads curb the spread of false information about women on nairaland

6. I will ban any idiot that makes derogatory comments about women.

7. I will also do Christmas giveaway for all my haters.

8. [s]I will make sure the IP addresses of lkillbrokehoes, pumpumking, davash222 are banned from ever creating accounts on nairaland [/s]

9. Lastly Mr. Seun you have to choose me because I'm qualified and I'm a woman. After all you're a feminist and you don't have plenty female mods

Thank y'all for reading.

If you'd like me to be a mod please like and if you don't want me to be a mod please share.

Ogbrave:
We only just broke up a month ago, we dated for 3 years..i loved this girl witb all of me, she was always traveling..going out of states and was hiding to makes calls..I was broke and sad, she also was not happy with situation..we broke it off and now friends or should I say unfriendly friends were calling my attention to xvideos..me I watch porn once in a while but havent visited in a long while...my heart sank and melted when I saw her with my 2 eyes..she has about 3 videos now..the latest was she and 2 male, digging and grabbing her as they pleased...she was moaning and without mask..I feel really down..this someone I took as my queen and lover..I agree I am broke but I did my best for her.. funny thing is she doesn't like sex too much..I wonder how much they offered my ex to ruin her life and my sanity this way..life is a bi5ch..I am this close to quitting.. but if I quit na myself I do...I would make this money not because of women but for my sanity...money is very important in life..don't let anyone tell you otherwise..ah..and now sapa hold me..I nor fit afford beer sef to hold my side..i just wanted to travel.. go to Abuja and hide..but no funds..I really wish to leave this environment as people knows me and her and just lay low for a while ..I am embarrassed and ashamed...the treasure I once valued and honoured is what everyone including friends can now see for free on x videos..I would be fine..I strong normally..but 5his just made me really sad.

Ogbrave:
We only just broke up a month ago, we dated for 3 years..i loved this girl witb all of me, she was always traveling..going out of states and was hiding to makes calls..I was broke and sad, she also was not happy with situation..we broke it off and now friends or should I say unfriendly friends were calling my attention to xvideos..me I watch porn once in a while but havent visited in a long while...my heart sank and melted when I saw her with my 2 eyes..she has about 3 videos now..the latest was she and 2 male, digging and grabbing her as they pleased...she was moaning and without mask..I feel really down..this someone I took as my queen and lover..I agree I am broke but I did my best for her.. funny thing is she doesn't like sex too much..I wonder how much they offered my ex to ruin her life and my sanity this way..life is a bi5ch..I am this close to quitting.. but if I quit na myself I do...I would make this money not because of women but for my sanity...money is very important in life..don't let anyone tell you otherwise..ah..and now sapa hold me..I nor fit afford beer sef to hold my side..i just wanted to travel.. go to Abuja and hide..but no funds..I really wish to leave this environment as people knows me and her and just lay low for a while ..I am embarrassed and ashamed...the treasure I once valued and honoured is what everyone including friends can now see for free on x videos..I would be fine..I strong normally..but 5his just made me really sad.

siofra:
Pumpumking

siofra:
Pumpumking

eddykaka:
fork you dawg!

SundayNightGist:
Honestly, I used to believe some things belonged to the red light district. Or is it just me? Seeing that I was raised a church boy with little to no experience chiking babes, I couldn’t imagine myself ever dating a girl that now makes me think twice. Like, am I now mad or what? How did I get here?

Since I met this my new girl, it’s just been as if the veil of "ignorance" is beginning to fall off my face; abi guy man don dey spoil go be that ni?

Or how else can I explain to this honorable forum that my current girlfriend, though a manager at her company, likes to wear waist-beads? I mean she even wears it to work!

Although I somehow like the sight of it on her waist, I just can’t get the idea of thinking she might be a corporate olosho out of my head. This thing is sowing seeds of mistrust in me and I really don’t know what to do again. And it’s not like I haven’t told her. Everytime I do she will just look at me with a side-eye, rub my head, and laugh briefly. Shey I never carry load wey no be my own like this? Abi na my mind? Make e no be say na person glory dey on the line so o. The thing dey fear me walahi.

Nairalanders please advise a brother urgently.

SundayNightGist:
Honestly, I used to believe some things belonged to the red light district. Or is it just me? Seeing that I was raised a church boy with little to no experience chiking babes, I couldn’t imagine myself ever dating a girl that now makes me think twice. Like, am I now mad or what? How did I get here?

Since I met this my new girl, it’s just been as if the veil of "ignorance" is beginning to fall off my face; abi guy man don dey spoil go be that ni?

Or how else can I explain to this honorable forum that my current girlfriend, though a manager at her company, likes to wear waist-beads? I mean she even wears it to work!

Although I somehow like the sight of it on her waist, I just can’t get the idea of thinking she might be a corporate olosho out of my head. This thing is sowing seeds of mistrust in me and I really don’t know what to do again. And it’s not like I haven’t told her. Everytime I do she will just look at me with a side-eye, rub my head, and laugh briefly. Shey I never carry load wey no be my own like this? Abi na my mind? Make e no be say na person glory dey on the line so o. The thing dey fear me walahi.

Nairalanders please advise a brother urgently.

meobizy:
Romance section drama. I'm out (no off-ish).

meobizy:
Nobody but Nairaland cares for the words of an internet troll.

ahnie:
Rip

eddykaka:
you already answered it bro, and I don't need your money and I thought we've gone past this post? Peace brother!

ThatFairGuy:
You want to MATE? Are you animal

jaelz:
I have a girlfriend. She is 21 while I am 25. She is using Blackberry and iPhone while I am using Nokia torch.
I bought the phones for her because I love her so much. I send 400 naira card to her every day but she doesn’t call me. She only flashes me. Whenever we go to a restaurant, I buy her Red wine, Juices and fried rice while I drink only pure water and eat groundnut.
One day, I bought 400 naira card for her. When we were together, she called another guy and told the guy that she loves him and will marry him. When I asked her who she was calling, she said that she was only
joking. She has never ever visited my house and she doesn’t allow me to visit her house. Whenever I want to hug her, she would shout at me harshly.
What should I do? Should I increase the recharge card I buy for her to 600 naira? Or should I buy another
Blackberry phone (N100,000) for her and iPhone6 (N458, 000) for her too?
I know that she loves me very much, but she’s just pretending as if she doesn’t.

orohbiro:
I met this guy a month ago since then this guy has been disturbing me so last week we went to shoprite to have lunch I went there with my younger brother and my younger bro mistakenly dial is number with my phone and the phone rang what I saw as my name saver made me surprise I yeil at him he told me in his language it mean treasure and okpoo in my side means harlot he is an Edo boy pls o I don't think this guy have good intention.
He hasn't seen my pants since we met o

Whydonaldtrump:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsLm2iHflZM

Whydonaldtrump:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsLm2iHflZM

Omicron007:
Hello beautiful people.
Let me make this short and precise as usual

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I don't even know how to put this. But let me say that I have been getting emotionally attached to married women/single mothers and I am worried about it.
I am in my early twenties.


Fast forward to my current case. There is this lady that works in the same department with me in a firm. She is married but her husband is outside town. He works and has been away for almost three months.
The lady is very young though she has five kids. She has a banging physique despite birthing five kids.

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She prepares my own food specially and brings it to the office. She calls me frequently after work and she covers or stands for me a lot. There are instances where I have missed briefings, but she held sway for me and made me escape query letters.

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We are very close and she confides in me a lot. Whenever I tell her I am going to see my female friends on a weekend, she is not happy. Instead, she says that I am not getting close to her enough because she is married.

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I have promised to take her out and she has been reminding me constantly. I have been faking different excuses for procastination purposes.

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To be honest, if she was single, I could have done the needful by now. But I am constrained by several factors. I don't want to have issues with her and I want to be in her good books.

I need advice please.

Brothers is very ok.. truss me. I yansh mostly married womens coz they r loyal , they keep secret and best of all, they dont stress u has long has u giv dem moiney...WELL DONE SIR!

Omicron007:
Hello beautiful people.
Let me make this short and precise as usual

---

I don't even know how to put this. But let me say that I have been getting emotionally attached to married women/single mothers and I am worried about it.
I am in my early twenties.


Fast forward to my current case. There is this lady that works in the same department with me in a firm. She is married but her husband is outside town. He works and has been away for almost three months.
The lady is very young though she has five kids. She has a banging physique despite birthing five kids.

---

She prepares my own food specially and brings it to the office. She calls me frequently after work and she covers or stands for me a lot. There are instances where I have missed briefings, but she held sway for me and made me escape query letters.

---

We are very close and she confides in me a lot. Whenever I tell her I am going to see my female friends on a weekend, she is not happy. Instead, she says that I am not getting close to her enough because she is married.

---

I have promised to take her out and she has been reminding me constantly. I have been faking different excuses for procastination purposes.

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To be honest, if she was single, I could have done the needful by now. But I am constrained by several factors. I don't want to have issues with her and I want to be in her good books.

I need advice please.

Mrscarter:
Im a mrs not sir lol.
No ofcourse theyre to kiss but for a woman kissing is the ultimate intimacy n we usually reserve kissing for the man we truly love. Kissing for us is more intimate even than sex. I heard even most prostitutes wont kiss n only do sex. Women associate kissing with love. U get wat im trying to say? Most women wont kiss just anybody even if she has sex say like a one night stand for eg. Some will have sex but not kiss if they have no feelings for a man.

Mrscarter:
Im a mrs not sir lol.
No ofcourse theyre to kiss but for a woman kissing is the ultimate intimacy n we usually reserve kissing for the man we truly love. Kissing for us is more intimate even than sex. I heard even most prostitutes wont kiss n only do sex. Women associate kissing with love. U get wat im trying to say? Most women wont kiss just anybody even if she has sex say like a one night stand for eg. Some will have sex but not kiss if they have no feelings for a man.

eddykaka:
he ain't got shit, that why he had to make sure the answer would be almost impossible yo guess. He's definitely one of those kids.

Ralphjoe:
This right here is exactly the reason why most naija girls do no kiss. They don't really love that much. It's most times all about what they can get from you.