₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,328,913 members, 8,437,935 topics. Date: Thursday, 02 July 2026 at 04:30 PM

Toggle theme

Pumpumking's Posts

Nairaland ForumPumpumking's ProfilePumpumking's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 (of 114 pages)

RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Doesn't Call Me by Pumpumking:
EkehPraise:
Honestly I am not trying to sound like a broken record though I'm hurting badly because I don't know how to feel, but this my babe that I've been dating for the past 2 years hardly calls me. Times without number we have talked about it and she promised to improve but that has not been the case.

We have discussed marriage plans and also introduced each other to our families hoping to give it a go ahead come 2022 by God's grace which I know she will be happy to settle with me but two days ago during my break time from work I checked my phone and as usual was about calling her then it occurred to me that this is what I do everyday from good morning to goodnight no calls from her except I call or chat first so I decided not to call or chat yet till now nothing from her.
She has been online on whatsapp, I am sure she calls other people. I have made up my mind not to call or write to her first and if she doesn't reach out to me then I will just bone and move on gently.

ok so U wanto marry babe who dont call u & u dont tink u comitin sexual harasment...correct?.....brother I don meamnnnto sound rudes but somebody need to tie u to mango tree & flog the livvvvin daylight outter u..Goat!(no oofense) angry

RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Doesn't Call Me by Pumpumking: 10:11pm On Nov 19, 2021
EkehPraise:
Honestly I am not trying to sound like a broken record though I'm hurting badly because I don't know how to feel, but this my babe that I've been dating for the past 2 years hardly calls me. Times without number we have talked about it and she promised to improve but that has not been the case.

We have discussed marriage plans and also introduced each other to our families hoping to give it a go ahead come 2022 by God's grace which I know she will be happy to settle with me but two days ago during my break time from work I checked my phone and as usual was about calling her then it occurred to me that this is what I do everyday from good morning to goodnight no calls from her except I call or chat first so I decided not to call or chat yet till now nothing from her.
She has been online on whatsapp, I am sure she calls other people. I have made up my mind not to call or write to her first and if she doesn't reach out to me then I will just bone and move on gently.
angry
RomanceRe: But Why Do Nigerian Women Hate Kissing? by Pumpumking(op): 10:06pm On Nov 19, 2021
MISSCONGENIALITY:
Odimma. Me sef I have plenty kisses and I'm looking for who to kiss. But then I don't wanna kiss you.
ok so u sayin u happy to continue be lesssbians & u dont kiss mans...correct?....hope u relice lesssbinisim in Nigeria is 14year prison plus hard labour including flogging & then they shave yor hair(no oofiense) angry
RomanceRe: But Why Do Nigerian Women Hate Kissing? by Pumpumking(op): 10:01pm On Nov 19, 2021
MISSCONGENIALITY:
Odimma. Me sef I have plenty kisses and I'm looking for who to kiss. But then I don't wanna kiss you.
angry
RomanceRe: Gays And Scammers Are Much Here On Romance Section by Pumpumking: 6:31pm On Nov 19, 2021
Phillipson02:
A gay scammer has scammed my brother on nairaland with online job shit .But he can't recolate his/her name!
Princess Amatarasha and koyyes please come and call them out this is serious
Bro..kindly carry yor grankolagaric falaginik naggin thread to wwwww.yahoogaypeople.coms & quit naggin like road side petrol atendant....romanse section strictly for chasing women gaddddemit!! (no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Gays And Scammers Are Much Here On Romance Section by Pumpumking: 6:28pm On Nov 19, 2021
Phillipson02:
A gay scammer has scammed my brother on nairaland with online job shit .But he can't recolate his/her name!
Princess Amatarasha and koyyes please come and call them out this is serious
angry
RomanceRe: What Is The Real Truth About Masturbation? by Pumpumking: 6:13pm On Nov 19, 2021
SundayNightGist:
There are many "facts" about masturbation out there. Some are for it, while others are against it. I've always been worried about what the truth really is exactly about this practice performed by many secretly.
 
Now, masturbation is not just practiced by non-religious people. Or haven't you read about many Christians' newfound victory over this indulgent practice of self-pleasuring?
 
Some experts say it affects sexual performance in males, reduces sexual attraction for the opposite sex in females, leads to hair loss, breeds guilt, causes weak erection, and quick ejaculation in males, and religious people believe it is a sin. But there are people who will swear by their living great grandmother's grave and their dying grandfather's life that all these claims are trash, as some experts even advise people to masturbate, that it helps you understand your body, relieve stress, and also helps to strengthen your pelvic floor.
 
So what is now the real truth about masturbation?
Brother. Nigerian women are to blame for male self service.....they dont givuuuus nada!!(TRUE STORY) angry
RomanceRe: What Is The Real Truth About Masturbation? by Pumpumking: 6:11pm On Nov 19, 2021
SundayNightGist:
There are many "facts" about masturbation out there. Some are for it, while others are against it. I've always been worried about what the truth really is exactly about this practice performed by many secretly.
 
Now, masturbation is not just practiced by non-religious people. Or haven't you read about many Christians' newfound victory over this indulgent practice of self-pleasuring?
 
Some experts say it affects sexual performance in males, reduces sexual attraction for the opposite sex in females, leads to hair loss, breeds guilt, causes weak erection, and quick ejaculation in males, and religious people believe it is a sin. But there are people who will swear by their living great grandmother's grave and their dying grandfather's life that all these claims are trash, as some experts even advise people to masturbate, that it helps you understand your body, relieve stress, and also helps to strengthen your pelvic floor.
 
So what is now the real truth about masturbation?
angry
RomanceRe: But Why Do Nigerian Women Hate Kissing? by Pumpumking(op): 4:43pm On Nov 19, 2021
MISSCONGENIALITY:
So your own na to dey share kiss up and down? Odimma, make sure your lips are kissable and your breathe doesn't smell. No be when your kind dey like fowl nyash you go dey find who to kiss.
today is yor locky days baby.....i will kiss u if u ask nicely!!(TRUE STORY) smiley smiley
RomanceRe: But Why Do Nigerian Women Hate Kissing? by Pumpumking(op): 4:41pm On Nov 19, 2021
Hayee:
ahhhh cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
was funny?? angry
RomanceRe: But Why Do Nigerian Women Hate Kissing? by Pumpumking(op): 3:32pm On Nov 19, 2021
Fuckgodndjesus:
What's the guys name?
Mr Cork!! wink
RomanceRe: But Why Do Nigerian Women Hate Kissing? by Pumpumking(op): 2:16pm On Nov 19, 2021
Mrscarter:
U are so right.
So u sayin a guy should only looookat yor lip & not kiss u....correct? Ia yor lips there for decorations?..are u kiddin me or are u ok sir?(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: But Why Do Nigerian Women Hate Kissing? by Pumpumking(op): 2:14pm On Nov 19, 2021
Mrscarter:
U are so right.
angry
RomanceRe: But Why Do Nigerian Women Hate Kissing? by Pumpumking(op): 11:48am On Nov 19, 2021
cooooooks:
Sounds like harassment.

Don't try to kiss someone that doesn't want to kiss you.
Ok so yor advise for a guy is to stand like mugu looking like statue & keep steering at her lips & doing nada...correct?...brother, do sleep wit teddy bear sir?(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: But Why Do Nigerian Women Hate Kissing? by Pumpumking(op): 11:24am On Nov 19, 2021
Danjikanbauchi:
90% of Nigeria guys have mouth odours ( smelling mouths ) you want to give the innocent girl mouth cancer ?
really? wer u from? Ghana? (edddddioot boy) undecided
RomanceRe: Why Are People So Tribalistic? by Pumpumking: 11:22am On Nov 19, 2021
Divoc19:
I don't like coooking abeg don't come and spoil my profile grin
dont wooory, i will marry u first!!(THABNK ME LATER) wink
RomanceRe: Why Are People So Tribalistic? by Pumpumking: 11:03am On Nov 19, 2021
Divoc19:
Tell me you don't know anything about Nigerian tribes and their traits. Unless you are an imported fellow grin Even at that, Nigerians derive pleasure from educating foreigners about our tribes
babes to day is yor locky day....am gonna hook u with Tbvxl....he a gentleman like me & he loves women & he looook afta u!!(((THANK ME LATER)) smiley
RomanceRe: Why Are People So Tribalistic? by Pumpumking: 11:01am On Nov 19, 2021
Tbvxl:
So this evening I was having a chat with my girlfriend and we literally talked about marriage.... She said she can't marry a guy from Ibadan because she feels Ibadan guys are bad, she fears that during marriage the guy might go violent on her and leave her and the children to suffer. I tried letting her know that not all Ibadan guys are bad tho,even asked her if she feels I could turn out to be that kinda guy and she said she doesn't think so maybe because I am educated....
Stylishly I am heartbroken though but I have got to call off the relationship....
But why can't tribalism stop in our country?



Moreover she is from Kogi state sad
brother the good knews is we ready to giv Divoc19 away for free. she from Nairaland, i dont want her, we dont want am no body want am & she been lonely for only 8 years.. but she obeys well & she can coook n clean better than house girl sir..U WANT?? cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Are People So Tribalistic? by Pumpumking: 10:58am On Nov 19, 2021
Tbvxl:
So this evening I was having a chat with my girlfriend and we literally talked about marriage.... She said she can't marry a guy from Ibadan because she feels Ibadan guys are bad, she fears that during marriage the guy might go violent on her and leave her and the children to suffer. I tried letting her know that not all Ibadan guys are bad tho,even asked her if she feels I could turn out to be that kinda guy and she said she doesn't think so maybe because I am educated....
Stylishly I am heartbroken though but I have got to call off the relationship....
But why can't tribalism stop in our country?



Moreover she is from Kogi state sad
angry
RomanceRe: But Why Do Nigerian Women Hate Kissing? by Pumpumking(op): 10:57am On Nov 19, 2021
AoifeNightfall:
Pumpumking aren't you too old for thishuh
sir, i like women....please go & learn how to kiss & stop stresssin my life sir!!!(no oofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: But Why Do Nigerian Women Hate Kissing? by Pumpumking(op): 10:52am On Nov 19, 2021
kingPhidel:
is not ok to kiss anyone when you don’t define your relationship with the person. Pls stop confusing our younger ones that kissing is a norm. It is not.
what the hell u talkin about sir....so when u stand in front of woman, you juss stand there like loookin like statue until rain start fallin & thunder strike yor forhead?...u dont kiss them? Wot tha heck is happpenning? So u mean u dont kiss women when u toasting them?? u kidddddin me right? this is worrrying. are u also gay sir?(no oofeinse) angry angry
RomanceRe: But Why Do Nigerian Women Hate Kissing? by Pumpumking(op): 10:50am On Nov 19, 2021
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool OP abeg SNAP ur LIPS make I CHECK something... One TIN u gat know, girls are MOVED by sexy lips. No be sey u go CARRY BLACK lips like pesin wey invent WEED and u expect pesin PIKIN to kiss u. WTF MAN
brother...education is key & Datboredberry schoooool u big time.....hopefully we can both agree yor coommon sence is not commmon since yor cooomon sence may not be coommon sir but hopefully, yor coomoon sence will be coommon before chrisssmas..AMEN!!!!!(no oofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: But Why Do Nigerian Women Hate Kissing? by Pumpumking(op): 10:45am On Nov 19, 2021
Datboredberry:
Trash! Having melanin in your lips isn't unattractive neither does it mean that you're a smoker... undecided

It means you simply have black lips and i think it's sexy...

Some men have weird pink lips like an open sore... grin

But I love love love ebony men!
WOW...WELL SAID ...Datboredberry FOR PRESIDENT.......Datboredberry FOR PRESIDENT....Datboredberry FOR PRESIDENT Datboredberry FOR PRESIDENT Datboredberry FOR PRESIDENT Datboredberry FOR PRESIDENT Datboredberry FOR PRESIDENT Datboredberry FOR PRESIDENT....
RomanceRe: But Why Do Nigerian Women Hate Kissing? by Pumpumking(op): 8:48am On Nov 19, 2021
Offpoint1:
Perhaps you should find something useful doing with your life instead of going around to kiss strangers.
no wonder yor name is off point. Where u born in a village?
.. so u never kiss woman in yor life? or u dont understand that kissing a woman is a sign that u want to get to no her so u can love her later?. Do u no wot love is?....are u ok sir?. Goat! (no oofense) angry
CelebritiesRe: Peter & Paul Okoye Treat Guests To Their Hit Songs To Celebrate Birthday (Video) by Pumpumking: 8:00am On Nov 19, 2021
CelebritiesRe: Peter & Paul Okoye Treat Guests To Their Hit Songs To Celebrate Birthday (Video) by Pumpumking: 7:57am On Nov 19, 2021
RomanceBut Why Do Nigerian Women Hate Kissing? by Pumpumking(op): 7:54am On Nov 19, 2021
I toasted one babe 3 days ago & tried to kiss am, she said no (& then am thinking may be she a lesbians) and then yesterday, one babe I no was travelling back to france. I gave her good by hug & then try to chop quick kiss but she block me wit her hand & said no am married (so again am thinking maybe she a lesbian). ..... angry
Question: how can we educate our Nigerian women that kissing is not illegal crime & that it's very ok to kiss person? angry
RomanceRe: I'm 30yrs Male In Love With A 19yrs Old by Pumpumking: 5:13pm On Nov 18, 2021
ersonleads:
I'm presently working with a reputable company. I met a girl I really flow with. She's matured & understanding. She's in her 400level in school & I said within myself never to let her pass me by. We've come to a compromise that she should finish before I take her to the alter. Want to do so when She's 22yrs of age. I'm 11yrs older than her.

Please I need your Advice if I'm doing the right thing?

whattt?...so u sayin u 41 marrying 19yer old girl?.....bros...u are a Peterfile & must be arrrrressted sir!!!(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Hug Another Guy In Public? by Pumpumking(op): 5:11pm On Nov 18, 2021
Favfables1:
Who are the "we"huh
Kikikikikiki grin
Oga speak for yourself o and stop tryna Garner public sympathy...

So women do something and it's awk and men do the exact same thing and they should be lynched??!!!

Mtttttcheeeeewww...
You truly need to see a psychiatrist ((no offense)...
So u sayin u would rada hug & kiss a man than to see 2 women kissing & hugging?.....bro r u a gay or lesssbian sir? (no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Hug Another Guy In Public? by Pumpumking(op): 2:26pm On Nov 18, 2021
Favfables1:
Real men kor, fake men ni...
There is absolutely nothing wrong in hugging anyone in public, whether male or female...
So when u hug yor man friend & his dik become had on yor thigh...u tink that's ok??..
Bro do u no u can be stone to death for been gay? Why must man hug man? Cant u shake?..u gay sir?(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Hug Another Guy In Public? by Pumpumking(op): 2:24pm On Nov 18, 2021
Favfables1:
Real men kor, fake men ni...
There is absolutely nothing wrong in hugging anyone in public, whether male or female...
angry

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 (of 114 pages)