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RomanceRe: Mum And Daughter Who Are Lesbian by PunkyOh(f): 5:18pm On Mar 15, 2015
How can anyone be turned on by their own mom? Too sick.
RomanceRe: What Is(are) The Most Common Compliment(s) You Get From People? by PunkyOh(f): 1:43pm On Mar 15, 2015
My ability to remain calm when I should be screaming my head off. I'm a better version of myself when my back is up against a rock & a hard place. Pressure makes me think better. It benefits those around me too because I bring order to their chaos in times when they need it the most.
RomanceRe: Girls What Will You Do If You Were A Guy For One Day by PunkyOh(f): 1:21pm On Mar 15, 2015
Iamfrank:
Abeg go joor...... U too spoil..... Today na sunday
So what the fùck must I do if it's Sunday? People don't respond to posts on Sunday? My guy, please go take a nap. You don't sound well.
RomanceRe: Ladies: Can You MARRY A Guy That Smokes(marijuana)? by PunkyOh(f): 1:15pm On Mar 15, 2015
In my mind I associate it with low lives, so no, I can't. When it comes to smoking, only cigarette smokers for me.
RomanceRe: Girls What Will You Do If You Were A Guy For One Day by PunkyOh(f): 12:59pm On Mar 15, 2015
Iamfrank:
Confirm male a.s.h.awo
What? Pftt

What would you do if you had a pussy for the day? Wouldn't you want to have as much fun as possible? Mind you, fun doesn't have to be screwing anything with a pulse.
RomanceRe: Girls What Will You Do If You Were A Guy For One Day by PunkyOh(f): 12:51pm On Mar 15, 2015
This topic again. I'd spend the day alone with my "hose". Maybe take a couple of nude selfies too, just because. I think I'd be a flasher too. Kikiki. Stand by the window ready to expose myself to female passerbys. It'd be a hoot!
RomanceRe: What If God Ask You To Marry A Prostitute? by PunkyOh(f): 10:45am On Mar 15, 2015
Emergency lobotomy & a bag full of anti psychotic drugs for anyone believing "God" is speaking to them.
CelebritiesRe: B*itch Stole My Look ! Kim Kardashian Accused Of Stealing Serbian Pop Star's Sty by PunkyOh(f): 10:23am On Mar 15, 2015
I give up on these celebrities. So much dumbassery & pettiness. How can you "steal" somebody's look when they all go to the same designers for clothes? They are the ones into all these fashion trends, so they'd know what to pair with what to give you whatever look is in for the season, hence they always end up looking like a set of sextuplets. Nonsense!
RomanceRe: Will You Ever Marry A Two Headed Woman by PunkyOh(f): 7:18am On Mar 15, 2015
OMG, this is so odd. Imagine if one of the heads is angry at the husband & one isn't. What happens then? What about if a man is in love with one head over the other? Do they even have the same personality? I wonder if the heads yell at each other. God forgive me but it'd be hilarious to watch them go at it & have a girl fight.
RomanceRe: Help My Boyfriend's Friend Tried To Have Sex With Me by PunkyOh(f): 10:04pm On Mar 14, 2015
sinizia:
We thank God for virtually everything down here. Some people will be like "Thank God I finally join Nairaland." gringrin

Like it's winning lottery. grin
Hahaha. That's funny.
RomanceRe: Help My Boyfriend's Friend Tried To Have Sex With Me by PunkyOh(f): 9:54pm On Mar 14, 2015
sinizia:
gringringrin

Nigerians are very religious. grin
Sometimes I forget the differences lol. Only time somebody thanks God in my neck of the wood, is when something really profound happened. We learn, hey smiley
RomanceRe: Ladies Can You Marry Any Of These Men by PunkyOh(f): 9:38pm On Mar 14, 2015
I'm into the macabre so forensic pathologist it is. Not only for the kind of job he does, but for the kind of intelligence required to do such a job. I love smart men.
RomanceRe: Can You Marry Someone Like You? by PunkyOh(f): 9:25pm On Mar 14, 2015
rokiatu:
jeez where is your brain lol. His reaction, your tightness, how often you've used your self, your punny cleanliness, your wetness and so on should give you a clue. Unless you are clueless. You don't even need the man to tell you.
But for me they've told and not not when they was on top me. My pu..ssy was too sweet for them to think straight at that moment. grin it was much much later. An ex of my told me after we broke off even. I know my pussy good, I don't need then to tell me thou , but they still do. grin tongue
LMFAO. If you say so. But how do you know if they don't have the same reactions with someone else? During sex, do you give the same responses? Maybe you go, "Whooooo, whoo, whoo" with some & only a single "whoo" with some smiley I'm just curious of course grin
RomanceRe: Can You Marry Someone Like You? by PunkyOh(f): 9:12pm On Mar 14, 2015
rokiatu:
not only,pray but dance ans sing as well. grin
Hahaha. Hope it can also whistle the Nigerian national anthem too cheesy

Never mind though, I get really curious when girls say how great their tampon sockets are, makes me wonder how they know because no guy, while is on top of you is going to say, "This is the worst pussy I ever had. Yuck!". You get my point? But let's just leave it there wink
RomanceRe: Can You Marry Someone Like You? by PunkyOh(f): 9:03pm On Mar 14, 2015
rokiatu:
Yes gosh we would make the perfect match.

Infact I don't think I can get someone like me in another person.

Dating me would be a dream come true. There's so many things I have, and those are the things I look for in a partner. Like how romantic I am. Lord I am so creative. Very hard working and independent. Mannh when I love, I love with all my heart. Na me funny pass. I am so clean, and such a wonderful cook. Let's not even talk about sex na my area cool I can be so caring, oooh I love to pamper my partner. I am so kind and sweet and oooh so compassionate. I am not materialistic nor am i a gold digger. I dont drink nor do i smoke. I believe in God, am quick to forgive and manhh my pu.ssy is so good, the rare type. I am so faithful and oooh so loyal. I have a track record of never ever cheating on any of my partners. And I can be such a housewife, I can clean cook, keep my man clothes clean and tidy. I can be the perfect housewife at home, the hardworking woman at work, the slut in the bedroom, and the hot trendy and well dressed woman in the streets.


But God I can be so stubborn. I get angry so quickly, even when am hungry i get angry. If you dont study me we will fight everyday. mood swings na my area. I can be a little pride and let me not catch you cheating on me cuz I can be such a jealous freak. And oooh I will fight even if am wrong till I win. I am not the type you play games with, cuz I will beat you to it. I am such a shopaholic. I make issues out of usually small things.......and gosh I am so forgetful. I can be too honest, and I have a no nonsense attitude, and don't try nonsense with me I snap pretty quickly. And ooh I am so impatient. I am still working on my timing cuz am always late for everything. I am not materialistic but I am so high maintenance the thing has begin to annoy even myself. I don't give a fu..ck about what people think to the extend I be harming my self and not listening to people advice.



But when all is said and done I think I can live with those bad stuff as well. grin my best is worth it. So hell b yeah I would fu..cking marry me.
Quoted only for the "good pussy" part. Kikiki. Women!

Just curious, what makes you think you have a "rare" kind of snatch? What does it do? Pray tell wink
RomanceRe: Can You Marry Someone Like You? by PunkyOh(f): 8:21pm On Mar 14, 2015
starlingleanets:
nawa 4 u oo
Ok. At least I'm not delusional, thinking I'm the epitome of perfection.
RomanceRe: Can You Marry Someone Like You? by PunkyOh(f): 7:58pm On Mar 14, 2015
Only if he had my good traits & not the bad ones. Wouldn't know what to do with another me. It'd be too damn frustrating tongue
RomanceRe: Help My Boyfriend's Friend Tried To Have Sex With Me by PunkyOh(f): 7:47pm On Mar 14, 2015
What do you mean " thank God he didn't succeed"? Like it's some miracle. Sorry but I don't see why you're thanking the heavens for something like this. What happened that was so miraculous? Did he lose his erection or were you able to hold yourself together & resisted temptation? If that's the case, then hallelujah indeed.
RomanceRe: Should I Tell Him What I Saw. by PunkyOh(f): 7:26pm On Mar 14, 2015
Lolz. Do y'all live in a cup or something? What are the chances of running into someone you know, who happens to be "cheating",not once but twice?

Maybe the guy is a blind friend of hers, hence she was holding his hand grin
RomanceRe: She Gets Turned On When I "Yell" At Her. How Normal Is That? by PunkyOh(f): 6:14pm On Mar 14, 2015
So weird. Makes me think that she might have daddy issues or some other psychological problems. Or maybe she grew up without structure & noone to reprimand her, so she's now projecting that on to her mate. Makes her feel like she's cared for when scolded or something. Who knows? Either way, its pretty out of the norm & a little creepy.
RomanceRe: Why Is Pink Ladies Favourite Colours? by PunkyOh(f): 12:58pm On Mar 14, 2015
starlingleanets:
PunkyOh (f ) saying nothing?
Huh?

Being female doesn't mean I should like pink. Last time I had a thing for that colour was between preschool & lower primary. I'm a WOMAN, dammit!
RomanceRe: Why Is Pink Ladies Favourite Colours? by PunkyOh(f): 12:52pm On Mar 14, 2015
Red or black, I'd feel like an effing rètard in pink.
RomanceRe: Heard A Man's Deep Voice And My Lady Talking With A Moaning Tone On Phone by PunkyOh(f): 12:31pm On Mar 14, 2015
JbravoAdodger:
Pls! Tell me u didn't jus see eurotrip!!

That movies like 10 years old grin undecided
LMFAO. No! I just love the Scotty doesn't know song because it's so taunting.
RomanceRe: Opinion: Are Nigerian Men Truly Handsome? by PunkyOh(f): 8:42am On Mar 14, 2015
RomanceRe: Opinion: Are Nigerian Men Truly Handsome? by PunkyOh(f): 8:39am On Mar 14, 2015
Khabuqi:
It is not ok at all.
Ok
RomanceRe: Opinion: Are Nigerian Men Truly Handsome? by PunkyOh(f): 8:37am On Mar 14, 2015
Khabuqi:
No wonder.
Ok
RomanceRe: Opinion: Are Nigerian Men Truly Handsome? by PunkyOh(f): 8:25am On Mar 14, 2015
Khabuqi:
Yes!

Are you from Togo?
Yes.
RomanceRe: Opinion: Are Nigerian Men Truly Handsome? by PunkyOh(f): 7:31am On Mar 14, 2015
Qhal:
Yeah but it'll still make me look gay just like this one made me look like a bigass lover
undecided
RomanceRe: Opinion: Are Nigerian Men Truly Handsome? by PunkyOh(f): 7:12am On Mar 14, 2015
Qhal:
Hehehe, I can't do that. That'll make me look gay
Lmaoooo. Just dedicate it to the ladies.
RomanceRe: Opinion: Are Nigerian Men Truly Handsome? by PunkyOh(f): 6:57am On Mar 14, 2015
Qhal:
Hehe, you should see a picture album thread I made about it
No, I'd rather not lol. Compile one on dudes & I might force myself to take a look grin
RomanceRe: Opinion: Are Nigerian Men Truly Handsome? by PunkyOh(f): 6:52am On Mar 14, 2015
Qhal:
You know that before?
Dude, I read about it in one of the threads here. I have good memory wink
RomanceRe: Opinion: Are Nigerian Men Truly Handsome? by PunkyOh(f): 6:45am On Mar 14, 2015
Qhal:
Is that why you're smiling?
I'm just a sucker for bigass ladies, nothing more
So I read lol

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