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LMFAO. Scotty doesn't know. Scotty doesn't know that Fiona & I do it in my van every Sunday She tells him she's off to church but she doesn't go, still she's on her knees & Scotty doesn't know I can't believe he's so trusting, when I'm right behind you thrusting Fiona has him on the phone, she's trying not to moan, it's a 3-way call & Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know oh oh oh OP could be going through the same thing ![]()
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Qhal: ![]() |
This list is adorable, funny & very true. LOL @ number 5. Enough said. |
Qhal:In other words, you'll feel right at home in their company, right ? |
Mmadukaku:Girl, I just hope for your sake that not everyone is this ass backwards where you live, in case your situation intensifies. Good luck. |
TheAgba:You're really trying me. Let me just ignore you. Goodbye. |
TheAgba:Didn't "the other person" or was it you, say my "instances" were too odd to happen in Nigeria when I was discussing stalking with this girl? No, I don't think all our laws are your laws hence I asked if stalking is recognised as an offence or not. |
Zohan:Ok |
Mmadukaku:Just curious, does your country's justice system recognise stalking & have anti-stalking laws? I find it very odd that these people think stalking stories are odd. In this day & age who doesn't know that such things occur? W O W. |
Staru1:I don't understand your gibberish yabba jabba, sorry. And no I don't live in Naija, I live in my own country of birth. |
TheAgba:Did I ever say I was a Nigerian? I'm not. Oh & my " instances" are not odd in other parts of the world. Switch on your tv & you'll hear similar stories, from here to Timbuktu. Y'all must be sleepwalking or something if you've never heard of such things. |
BTW, if you sat at the side of the court where they issue restraining orders, you'd laugh your ass off because some of the stories are just too unbelievable & mental. I wanted to ROTFLMAO when a lady mentioned that her ex sent her cat or a similar animal's ears via FedEx. It was just too funny. People are sick out there. |
Mmadukaku:LMFAO. Hell yeah! |
Mmadukaku:I meant to say your word against his. You seem shocked. You ain't seen nothing yet. Just hope that this one is sane enough not to go full psycho on you. Pray that he gets it that you aren't interested or you're about to dance lol. |
Whoa! Be very, very careful with stalkers. Ignoring him is the 1st step. If he continues pestering you, then it's advisable that you keep record of everything he does because the police don't take such things seriously & the courts won't grant you a restraining order without evidence. So better start now because it's going to be one hell of a crazy ride. His word against his. I've been through something similar but I don't wanna talk about it here. Let me tell you that they will stop at nothing to make your life a living hell. Some even go as far as breaking into your house only to come take a shyt on your bed & then smear the faeces every place they could land their hands on. It sounds funny & insane to a normal person but my dear, it happens. They don't reason like normal people so don't be surprised if strange things start happening. Also watch your pets if you have any because if the stalker can't get to you, then they'll target things that are dear to you eg. killing your pet & then mail you its head or something just to rattle you. Be very cautious. |
jackpot:LOL, what's scary? Break ups can affect the senses, including sight & hearing I remember how difficult it was having a conversation with & living with a friend that was going through a break up at the time. Every letter that started with her ex's name, automatically translated into his name, which either got her angry or made her cry. Example.. Me: Can I make you some Tea? Her: What? Where? What did you say about Tim? Me: No TEA!Her: Oh, I thought you said something about Tim Well something similar to that lol. It's like people get selective hearing or something ![]() |
Kikikiki. |
Lerato9:LMFAO. The mental image is killing me. |
Lerato9:Very interesting ![]() |
Hahaha. Really now? |
sexylogan:LMFAO @ she dealt with you. It sounds painful. I agree with your last part whole heartedly though. I'm a true romantic at heart but I'm also a coward, so I never let things go too deep because the person I mentioned taught me a very good lesson. He dealt with me wella Now I love with my kidneys The heart is too tender to deal with love TKOs. Experience taught me that ![]() |
sexylogan:I think I'm going to cry ooo. Lol! "Knowing love" is not a very nice experience though. I hurts Guys ruin it with some of the things they do imo. I'm over the crying phase now. It's romancing the stone things because it really does feel pathetic turning into a puddle of tears over someone. Never again ![]() |
Maccoy1:Wait let me ask the spirits, oh retarded one
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falconey:Taumatawhatangihangakoaauauoatamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu is also a "name". Its a hill in New Zealand. Look it up. Rules were meant to be broken I'm sure the OP's world won't crumble & fall because of it. Kthanks. |
Wonder woman weds Mr Clueless ![]() |
Mrinquisitive:Oh, Ok. Wait. .
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This is such a creepy post. But allow me a moment of inquisitiveness & ask, why do you care what these women think if you don't like them anyway? It doesn't make sense. To answer your question, if a guy doesn't like me, then I'll simply stop liking him back. It's actually pretty easy to get over an infatuation when no relationship has been established, unless you're dealing with a nutjob. |
What an attention whor3! I'm not a man but I'd put a peg on her ms piggy nose. What's with the weird looking nostrils? |
EggovinMma:LOL, true. |
I can't think of anything except crying after I broke up with an ex. I cried for days. I'd be sweeping the floor only to stop & take a mini cry break. Going out was horrible because everyone started to look just like him, which made me want to cry some more. I remember looking at a security guard I've seen a thousand times before & thought, "OMG! His eyes look exactly like my ex's!". I cried again & again. It was crazy. After I was over the break up, everything went back to normal. Even the security guard got his real eyes back ![]() |
Kikikiki.
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What a psycho! So where was the girl supposed to go after a meal, cake & wine? Some guys seriously should be in tiny padded rooms, wearing straitjackets. |


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TEA!

Guys ruin it with some of the things they do imo. I'm over the crying phase now. It's romancing the stone things because it really does feel pathetic turning into a puddle of tears over someone. Never again