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RomanceRe: Heard A Man's Deep Voice And My Lady Talking With A Moaning Tone On Phone by PunkyOh(f):
LMFAO. Scotty doesn't know.

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona & I do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's off to church but she doesn't go, still she's on her knees & Scotty doesn't know
I can't believe he's so trusting, when I'm right behind you thrusting
Fiona has him on the phone, she's trying not to moan, it's a 3-way call & Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know oh oh oh

OP could be going through the same thing tongue

RomanceRe: Opinion: Are Nigerian Men Truly Handsome? by PunkyOh(f): 6:24am On Mar 14, 2015
Qhal:
You can put it that way
grin
RomanceRe: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by PunkyOh(f): 6:22am On Mar 14, 2015
This list is adorable, funny & very true. LOL @ number 5. Enough said.
RomanceRe: Opinion: Are Nigerian Men Truly Handsome? by PunkyOh(f): 6:15am On Mar 14, 2015
Qhal:
Yeah, SA women are truly blessed in that aspect
In other words, you'll feel right at home in their company, right cheesy ?
RomanceRe: My Life Is In Danger by PunkyOh(f): 6:11am On Mar 14, 2015
Mmadukaku:
These people resides in caves, I still wonder how they manage to have internet services.
Girl, I just hope for your sake that not everyone is this ass backwards where you live, in case your situation intensifies. Good luck.
RomanceRe: My Life Is In Danger by PunkyOh(f): 6:07am On Mar 14, 2015
TheAgba:
Are you high on weed ? Why take what I typed like I was trying to lock horns with you ?
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Just calm down ok ? If they are applicable to other parts of the world,I don't see it happening here, so I can freely express myself. Hope that's not a crime ?
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You have things to watch on TV and I also have mine.
Mind you, no one said s/he hadn't heard of such. It isn't just dominant here...do you dig now ? And please stop the generalization. It isn't "y'all" , it is just me ok ?
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That's by the bush. How are you this evening ?
You're really trying me. Let me just ignore you. Goodbye.
RomanceRe: My Life Is In Danger by PunkyOh(f): 6:01am On Mar 14, 2015
TheAgba:
You are just too far from the point you are trying to establish. Do you think all your laws are our laws down here ? One trend I know runs through every law, nation and people is love.
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You have to read properly before making unwarranted statements. Quote where any one or I stated that stalking someone isn't in occurrence ?
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Sometimes, we just create chaos where there is none. Shalom
Didn't "the other person" or was it you, say my "instances" were too odd to happen in Nigeria when I was discussing stalking with this girl?

No, I don't think all our laws are your laws hence I asked if stalking is recognised as an offence or not.
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies What Is The Craziest Stuff You Have Done For A Guy by PunkyOh(f): 5:52am On Mar 14, 2015
Zohan:
Too much Bollywood movies. undecided
Ok
RomanceRe: My Life Is In Danger by PunkyOh(f): 10:01pm On Mar 13, 2015
Mmadukaku:
Please ignore them.
Just curious, does your country's justice system recognise stalking & have anti-stalking laws? I find it very odd that these people think stalking stories are odd. In this day & age who doesn't know that such things occur? W O W.
RomanceRe: My Life Is In Danger by PunkyOh(f): 9:29pm On Mar 13, 2015
Staru1:
you dey crazy oh,
why must we listern to stories in tv set, u should hv tell us dat u have a story to tell than other way round.
If like be a nigerian or not, one fact we know is dat u re living in naija..
I don't understand your gibberish yabba jabba, sorry. And no I don't live in Naija, I live in my own country of birth.
RomanceRe: My Life Is In Danger by PunkyOh(f): 9:20pm On Mar 13, 2015
TheAgba:
Truly, you are not a Nigerian. Your instances are damn odd to what is likely to happen here.
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I might be wrong though.
Did I ever say I was a Nigerian? I'm not. Oh & my " instances" are not odd in other parts of the world. Switch on your tv & you'll hear similar stories, from here to Timbuktu. Y'all must be sleepwalking or something if you've never heard of such things.
RomanceRe: My Life Is In Danger by PunkyOh(f): 8:46pm On Mar 13, 2015
BTW, if you sat at the side of the court where they issue restraining orders, you'd laugh your ass off because some of the stories are just too unbelievable & mental. I wanted to ROTFLMAO when a lady mentioned that her ex sent her cat or a similar animal's ears via FedEx. It was just too funny. People are sick out there.
RomanceRe: My Life Is In Danger by PunkyOh(f): 8:30pm On Mar 13, 2015
Mmadukaku:
Time to acquire an AK 47 for annoying ppl grin...
LMFAO. Hell yeah!
RomanceRe: My Life Is In Danger by PunkyOh(f): 8:12pm On Mar 13, 2015
Mmadukaku:
shocked shocked wow
I meant to say your word against his.

You seem shocked. You ain't seen nothing yet. Just hope that this one is sane enough not to go full psycho on you. Pray that he gets it that you aren't interested or you're about to dance lol.
RomanceRe: My Life Is In Danger by PunkyOh(f): 8:01pm On Mar 13, 2015
Whoa! Be very, very careful with stalkers.

Ignoring him is the 1st step. If he continues pestering you, then it's advisable that you keep record of everything he does because the police don't take such things seriously & the courts won't grant you a restraining order without evidence. So better start now because it's going to be one hell of a crazy ride. His word against his.

I've been through something similar but I don't wanna talk about it here. Let me tell you that they will stop at nothing to make your life a living hell. Some even go as far as breaking into your house only to come take a shyt on your bed & then smear the faeces every place they could land their hands on. It sounds funny & insane to a normal person but my dear, it happens. They don't reason like normal people so don't be surprised if strange things start happening. Also watch your pets if you have any because if the stalker can't get to you, then they'll target things that are dear to you eg. killing your pet & then mail you its head or something just to rattle you.

Be very cautious.
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies What Is The Craziest Stuff You Have Done For A Guy by PunkyOh(f): 7:18pm On Mar 13, 2015
jackpot:
scary!!! shocked
LOL, what's scary? Break ups can affect the senses, including sight & hearing cheesy

I remember how difficult it was having a conversation with & living with a friend that was going through a break up at the time. Every letter that started with her ex's name, automatically translated into his name, which either got her angry or made her cry. Example..

Me: Can I make you some Tea?
Her: What? Where? What did you say about Tim?
Me: No angry TEA!
Her: Oh, I thought you said something about Tim cry

Well something similar to that lol. It's like people get selective hearing or something smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: America No Pass Naija Joor!!! by PunkyOh(f): 7:00pm On Mar 13, 2015
Kikikiki.
HealthRe: World First PE NIS TRANSPLANT Done Today In South Africa by PunkyOh(f): 6:47pm On Mar 13, 2015
Lerato9:
wonder if a white man can get a black man's pe.nis as most white women prefer the black ones
LMFAO. The mental image is killing me.
HealthRe: World First PE NIS TRANSPLANT Done Today In South Africa by PunkyOh(f): 6:45pm On Mar 13, 2015
Lerato9:
yes ooo
Very interesting smiley
HealthRe: World First PE NIS TRANSPLANT Done Today In South Africa by PunkyOh(f): 6:42pm On Mar 13, 2015
Hahaha. Really now?
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies What Is The Craziest Stuff You Have Done For A Guy by PunkyOh(f): 6:36pm On Mar 13, 2015
sexylogan:
Don't cry oh... smiley
And don't say you'll never cry over a failed relationship in the future.
That's what I said until a babe dealt with me last year. Chai...
Anyway, better to have loved and lost than not to have loved at all.
LMFAO @ she dealt with you. It sounds painful. I agree with your last part whole heartedly though.

I'm a true romantic at heart but I'm also a coward, so I never let things go too deep because the person I mentioned taught me a very good lesson. He dealt with me wella cheesy Now I love with my kidneys tongue The heart is too tender to deal with love TKOs. Experience taught me that wink
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies What Is The Craziest Stuff You Have Done For A Guy by PunkyOh(f): 6:20pm On Mar 13, 2015
sexylogan:
Eyah...
Better babe wey sabi love smiley
I think I'm going to cry ooo. Lol!

"Knowing love" is not a very nice experience though. I hurts embarassed Guys ruin it with some of the things they do imo. I'm over the crying phase now. It's romancing the stone things because it really does feel pathetic turning into a puddle of tears over someone. Never again smiley
RomanceRe: Give This Picture A Name by PunkyOh(f): 2:42pm On Mar 13, 2015
Maccoy1:
wow what really inspired ur answer. Was it weed or.....
Wait let me ask the spirits, oh retarded one

RomanceRe: Give This Picture A Name by PunkyOh(f):
falconey:
sorry for being nosy I thought the OP said "a name"
Taumatawhatangihangakoaauauoatamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu is also a "name". Its a hill in New Zealand. Look it up.

Rules were meant to be broken wink I'm sure the OP's world won't crumble & fall because of it. Kthanks.
RomanceRe: Give This Picture A Name by PunkyOh(f): 1:08pm On Mar 13, 2015
Wonder woman weds Mr Clueless grin
RomanceRe: Ladies What Would U Think If A Guy Doesnt Like U Back? by PunkyOh(f): 12:36pm On Mar 13, 2015
Mrinquisitive:
I dont fvcking care. But i'd like to know what they are thinking when i walk past them, aside the fake smile i'd like to know if they wish i have an accident on my way out. Something like that
Oh, Ok.
Wait. .

RomanceRe: Ladies What Would U Think If A Guy Doesnt Like U Back? by PunkyOh(f): 12:03pm On Mar 13, 2015
This is such a creepy post. But allow me a moment of inquisitiveness & ask, why do you care what these women think if you don't like them anyway? It doesn't make sense.

To answer your question, if a guy doesn't like me, then I'll simply stop liking him back. It's actually pretty easy to get over an infatuation when no relationship has been established, unless you're dealing with a nutjob.
CelebritiesRe: "What Will You Do If You Had Me For 24 Hours?" BBA Winner Dillish Asks Men by PunkyOh(f): 11:33am On Mar 13, 2015
What an attention whor3!

I'm not a man but I'd put a peg on her ms piggy nose. What's with the weird looking nostrils?
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies What Is The Craziest Stuff You Have Done For A Guy by PunkyOh(f): 11:27am On Mar 13, 2015
EggovinMma:
I better not be broke after a break up.Thats when it stings most. One of the ways I heal is to spend on myself.
LOL, true.
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies What Is The Craziest Stuff You Have Done For A Guy by PunkyOh(f): 11:04am On Mar 13, 2015
I can't think of anything except crying after I broke up with an ex. I cried for days. I'd be sweeping the floor only to stop & take a mini cry break. Going out was horrible because everyone started to look just like him, which made me want to cry some more. I remember looking at a security guard I've seen a thousand times before & thought, "OMG! His eyes look exactly like my ex's!". I cried again & again. It was crazy. After I was over the break up, everything went back to normal. Even the security guard got his real eyes back cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Is Revenge The Best Option To Deal With Him? by PunkyOh(f): 10:32am On Mar 13, 2015
Kikikiki.

RomanceRe: Was This Guy Right Or Wrong? by PunkyOh(f): 8:30am On Mar 13, 2015
What a psycho! So where was the girl supposed to go after a meal, cake & wine? Some guys seriously should be in tiny padded rooms, wearing straitjackets.

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