₦airaland Forum

Pristine664:
It's everywhere actually... Even Australia, France, US guys are complaining.
Noise about Canada is more in Nigeria cyberspace because of the influx of Nigerians to Canada in the last few years.

Ogiame:
If you think Tinubu will fight corruption in Nigeria, you need to start treatment for Acute Malaria.


The buffoon and his family, especially this Seyi, will not rest until they empty the country.


When we criticize Tinubu's administration, his supporters will want to gaslight you with this phrase they got from their WhatsApp group admin; “Peter Obi wouldn't have done better”


Listen to "Zombie" by Fela.

Treasure17:
Valuable to you abeg

BBIA:
Hookup is going well.

Kosoco:
After explaining the fruit juice part you are now advising us not to go. It's not fair ooo

Ekaette1621990:
Pants don shift go far😂

Ogiame:
Will the police warning end hardship in the country?

Lol, anyway, I have new supplements for those who hunger wants to kill but still supporting Tinubu because of tribe.

Patronize me.... Ma bi nu.

CHIOMAEZEH:
This is what happens in a society Where hunger no be your problem ...

inoki247:
Lol if u like marry ur phone that's ur business....

inoki247:
Lol I don abandon anything wey involve Cement for now.....

Na only food I face for now...

Nadingo:
Yesterday, I told my wife and kid that the last carton of indomie noodles I grudgingly bought 2wks ago for N11,000 would be the very last in my house. Women being women, just this morning, my wife was asking me if I really meant it and wouldn't get them even if na half carton if the one at home finishes. The bombastic side eye I gave her was enough to remind her that I'm just a level 11 FG worker trying to stay afloat.

santaclaws:
No need for the long epistle. Marriage isn't for everyone so do whatever works for you... ✌🏾

franchasofficia:
I am fully ready to help Nigeria revamp its economy and governance and turn around the fortune of Nigeria within a short period of time.


I am not asking to be made President of Nigeria before I can do this. I am willing to work with President Bola Tinubu's team to achieve this. I am open to discussion, I have a blueprint to get Nigeria to work for all Nigerians but before I can release my full blueprint, the President must give me 100% power to implement my blueprint and I must report directly to the President and no other person.


Below is just a hint of what I have in my economic and governance blueprint for Nigeria's prosperity for all Nigerians.



First, Nigerian Presidents and Governors must stop jumping around the world begging investors to come and invest in the current state of Nigeria with high corruption rate, difficult forex policy that makes it impossible for foreign investors to repatriat their earned profits, zero electricity supply that make production cost so exorbitant, zero security that exposes investors' lives to danger, poor citizen's purchasing power that make patronage very low, and focus on improving these negative indices first and watch how investors will be begging to come into Nigeria.


Investors are not charity organizations, neither are they philanthropists looking for poor people to help, they go to where their investment would bring them maximum profit with little capital investment.


Stop traveling around the world wasting Nigeria's scarce resources in the name of going to bring investors that will never come.


Stay in Nigeria and work seriously on how to:

1.) Improve Nigeria's national security of lives and properties, and make Nigerian lives matter no matter the tribe or religion of who gets killed by bandits or Fulani terrorists or Boko Haram or kidnappers, etc


This can be achieved through State and LGA Police, and also make LGAs fully independent of state Governors, let their allowances come straight from FG and let the election of LGA Chairman and Counselors be held same day with Governors and President and NASS


2.) Improve Nigeria's FOREX liquidity and make it easy for legitimate business owners to send out money for business purposes

3.) Reduce corruption among government officials and civil servants by reducing human interferences through digitalizing most if not all government processes.

4.) Improve electricity supply by seriously implementing the Policy or law that empowers LGAs, States, licensed private individuals and companies to start generating and distributing electricity and selling to interested Nigerians ready to patronize them but at a government regulated rate.

5.) Increase minimum wage of civil servants to like NGN100,000 and create a special wage for healthcare workers like Doctors, Nurses, Lab scientist, Pharmacists, etc


6.) Improve our electoral law by making sure every voting process is directly uploaded from polling units to iREV portal and any polling unit whose result is not uploaded to iREV 2 hours after election is concluded in that polling unit must be canceled.

Do these things and watch investors beg to come into Nigeria to invest without Nigerian President or Governor traveling around the world to beg investors to come into Nigeria

franchasofficia:
I am fully ready to help Nigeria revamp its economy and governance and turn around the fortune of Nigeria within a short period of time.


I am not asking to be made President of Nigeria before I can do this. I am willing to work with President Bola Tinubu's team to achieve this. I am open to discussion, I have a blueprint to get Nigeria to work for all Nigerians but before I can release my full blueprint, the President must give me 100% power to implement my blueprint and I must report directly to the President and no other person.


Below is just a hint of what I have in my economic and governance blueprint for Nigeria's prosperity for all Nigerians.



First, Nigerian Presidents and Governors must stop jumping around the world begging investors to come and invest in the current state of Nigeria with high corruption rate, difficult forex policy that makes it impossible for foreign investors to repatriat their earned profits, zero electricity supply that make production cost so exorbitant, zero security that exposes investors' lives to danger, poor citizen's purchasing power that make patronage very low, and focus on improving these negative indices first and watch how investors will be begging to come into Nigeria.


Investors are not charity organizations, neither are they philanthropists looking for poor people to help, they go to where their investment would bring them maximum profit with little capital investment.


Stop traveling around the world wasting Nigeria's scarce resources in the name of going to bring investors that will never come.


Stay in Nigeria and work seriously on how to:

1.) Improve Nigeria's national security of lives and properties, and make Nigerian lives matter no matter the tribe or religion of who gets killed by bandits or Fulani terrorists or Boko Haram or kidnappers, etc


This can be achieved through State and LGA Police, and also make LGAs fully independent of state Governors, let their allowances come straight from FG and let the election of LGA Chairman and Counselors be held same day with Governors and President and NASS


2.) Improve Nigeria's FOREX liquidity and make it easy for legitimate business owners to send out money for business purposes

3.) Reduce corruption among government officials and civil servants by reducing human interferences through digitalizing most if not all government processes.

4.) Improve electricity supply by seriously implementing the Policy or law that empowers LGAs, States, licensed private individuals and companies to start generating and distributing electricity and selling to interested Nigerians ready to patronize them but at a government regulated rate.

5.) Increase minimum wage of civil servants to like NGN100,000 and create a special wage for healthcare workers like Doctors, Nurses, Lab scientist, Pharmacists, etc


6.) Improve our electoral law by making sure every voting process is directly uploaded from polling units to iREV portal and any polling unit whose result is not uploaded to iREV 2 hours after election is concluded in that polling unit must be canceled.

Do these things and watch investors beg to come into Nigeria to invest without Nigerian President or Governor traveling around the world to beg investors to come into Nigeria

Shadomaan7:
Yakubu, you are the best IneC chairman ever

Lovenorth:
Someone stole what originally belongs to you, he now come around and give you small portion of it and you are glorifying the person as if he has done you any favor. Ignorance is a disease

Watianoengineer:
It will end in praise. President Tinubu will take us to the promise land

insidelife22:
The builder of Lagos can longer build Nigeria coz cement is costly.

BigYash:
One girl don put pressure for he body to buy AC..

Opanka44:
1kg of cooking gas now lasts longer than people's marriages these days

Jennyclay:
It’s so glaring it was a self defense because being in a heated argument with a Nigerian man is very dangerous

They are all violent in nature, they are quick to raise their filthy hands or carry cutlass to butcher someone’s daughter

Bunch of woman butchers!!
Evil men!!

immortalcrown:
Akpabio will not say this one is sponsored.

Lass lass, na ₦1k each of these vrchins go get.

DiamondJLove:
I am in my late twenties. It seems strange that I have never visited an airport. Sometimes i feel ashamed and never talk about it with anybody.

I don't know if it's due to too much responsibilities on me. Who is in the same boat with me? How do you cope when people talk about visiting an airport? Do you pretend as if u have visited an airport? Do you say the truth and let people mock you?

Ogiame:
Few days ago, I saw one guy here (Odewale something) giving Nairalanders hot TIPS on how to cope with hardship and hunger this period.

That should tell you that they're not ready to be free.

Give them Polo, Cap and one Tuber of yam, they'll see Tinubu as their savior again.

advanceDNA:
Shouldn't u be arrested by EFCC?? Only u...fried, jollof, two big titus, u still support am with moimoi......i suspect say coke or pepsi dey corner wey ur camera nor pick...

GOFRONT:
Man is just being carried away by those hips. He has been flipping through her pics for the past two weeks and salivating and masturbating with those pics until he came up with idea of using million to entise her........which one is "she resemble his late wife"

There is nothing money cannot do. Man just wan chop that punna within those curves.....the man sure know that money open the padlock to the Hips and curves.

And in this olosho mind na, she has trapped a big god.......God is gradually answering her prayer.

When bros chop her finish like Ereke, she would be dumped.

3rdeyeNigeria:
Crypto has no benefit to local economy. It only benefit the owner of the trading platform and some lucky speculators (gamblers or trader).

Overall it can pull down a country.

Google: George Soros Vs Bank of England to understand how speculative trading almost bankrupted UK.

Epstein:
it provides 50 million jobs....??

Anguldi:
Na lover wey name Nigeria

Lord lugard was simping to please his girlfriend. The MF must be on ogogoro

willi926:
Will the Bandits and herdsmen allow them plant there crop and harvest them in peace

Liveair:
Which hope?
They themselves can see that they have nothing to offer.

Nicepoker:
Even with one kid a sensible man will send you away