₦airaland Forum

Namaster:
Sometimes I wonder if having a vagina is a symptom of stupidity.

vastolord4:
It's getting realer than real.. its soo sad most people this generation won't experience a blissful nigeria, at least our parents gave us a detailed story of how they got job offers right from secondary school and that was if you didn't have an opportunity to further your education in the university. Seriously, consider leaving nigeria! Just leave it for them, for your kids to know they have a parent to tell them the story cos nigeria will not end us. People are looking older than their ages now!! Fact

SyrusdeHansome:
The evidence is clear, no need for further explanation. He just wanted the name, Mr president in his CV b4 his death and not because he had plans for the country.

Jestin:
She look cheap

Dynamicboss:
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thesicilian:
But some women can be wicked sha
How on earth would you even think of divorcing a husband who literally gave part of himself to save your life?

Caramia2020:
Elders need to come n settle this matter because we can't settle this one but I know one women advocate here in nairaland will always support the woman no matter what.

Ogiame:
Let me break it down according to how today's economy will permit me.

Raw Eggs - 2 (N150 per one)

Fresh Pepper - (N100 will do if you are not a Yoruba person)

Power Oil - (200 smallest sachet)

Ripe Plantain (2 seed 400)


But if you are a heavy eater, or a glutton, you fit thief Yam from any Mallam wheelbarrow.

Chillext:
Oyo people should stop disturbing our peace

Ogiame:
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Barakat, you see say you be crase woman?

Enjoy the Tinubu you voted for....

Barakat kor, Barawo ni.

Queengee:
if you see the oloshos this sheyi dey carry come our hotel alongside hefty slaves called military bodyguards. Foreign olohos imported from cape Verde Madagascar and Brazil na him this werey dey carry with big big yansh. more than four oloshos at once.
it made me realize 40 percent of Nigeria treasury na inside coochies e det enter

LeeSantos:
Nigeria military should as a matter of fact rich with immediate effect there and shoot Sporadically to restore order. Why are they disturbing the peace of the country

chatinent:
I didn't really see what he did to gain the recognition.

alsudan:
The newspaper of an APC Chieftain naming Peter Obi as Icon of the year tells you a lot about that Catastrophe in Aso Rock.

Nvestor02:
There is nothing like economy hardship, it's we people that need to live up to standards.

Tinubu won't borrow money from IMF to feed anybody ass or to run government.

He would generate the money to build our requiref infrastructure internally.

Even tho, I'm very sure Tinubu will increase the minimum wage soon because there are already some negotiations about it.

ShobayoEmma:
The masses don't want him to resign, we only want him to wake up to reality and save economy.


Whatever statistics that doesn't put food on the table of the
masses or bring the inflation rate down is as useless as
uselessness. Lord have mercy.



Tinubu, a bad man with good intentions

year2013:
Which masses are you talking about?. You're on your own. Let him resign joor.

Vinnie2000:
95% of our Nigerian Ladies do NOT love their husbands @all.

They marry for convenience Sake.

When they get to 26,27yrs and have seen Time is Going,
They pick any Ready Made man from their Workplace or Church and start forming Good Girl and finally Deceive the Brother to Marry them.

KillingJoke:
Clitocurrency miner

billionman:
I have decided to not comment on issues regarding clergymen and their gullible followers again. If you are stuhpid enough to fall for their useless lies and brainwashing, whatever results from it is your cross to bear. I've been through deeper life, CAC, rccg, winners in the course of my childhood to adulthood, but these days, I no send them again.

ZombiePUNISHER:
Sai Tinubu

I'm voting Tinubu in 2027 to teach some people politics

Bluezy13:
The Elders are the wise counsel who advise god and deliberate on heavenly and earthly matters of utmost importance.
You know, just like the elders in movies who surround the king/emperor.

If they do not advise god, God will make a mistake and his rulership will be messed up.

Hehehe...look at how I am able to concoct a story that fits into the picture. I should start a church... or better still, my own religion.
After all, everything is a fairytale.

AntiChristian:


Elders dey worship God in heaven again?

Are they worshipping the father alone or the father plus son or the trinity together cos Jesus will be at the right side separate from his father!

Where will holy spirit be?

A Christian once told me that God is like the President, Jesus, the deputy and the elders like Senate!

So where is the judiciary? Michael and Gabriel right? Lol.

cutecommend:
Satan: when he brings that juicy temptation, you may shout "see hippppps"...And that curvy hips may be so attractive for raw sex...But know: many or most sexual temptations are sweet and brief, but their consequences are bitter and "long"..
Even the one cheating on you may be the one disturbing you with "hope you went to church today"..."hope you prayed this morning ".....

Jokerman:
I'm talking of transport and ease of accessibility.

Just imagine I get to Ikeja, will enter bus to Ọgba, then take bus to Abule Egba??

iwriteall:
It won't be well with APC supporters
see what my brother is eating

optionalY09:
correct it, It was not done by Makonde it was done by Oyo state government.

He didn’t use his money he uses the government money

Cheryph200:
Na people wey chop dey knack

porthouse7:
Na advert una just do for the drink, now people will buy it more

Bluntguy:
Even pure water too no gree for anybody

Passionnn:
Open Google and type
WHO OWNS NIGERIA?
Then come back and let's discuss

pansophist:
When people say there is enjoyment in nigeria, it's about the communality, food, being the default, lack of civic responsibilitiee, and "freedom in chaos" such as hook up, bribery, abusing others ( eg sales girl, house boy) etc

Apart from these, I don't know exactly how Nigeria is fun. If one have adapted to their new home, it's far better fun than what's obtainable in naija

How can you enjoy a place with no light, dirty beaches that's not free, no free museum, architecture, library, etc?

And a preventable situation such as bad roads, dumb police officers and bad medical care can kill you in an instant?

Also, your money can only go far in a functioning society. It takes me about 20euros to fly from Amsterdam to the Spanish islands in Africa (Gran Canaria) , but can same amount take you from Lagos to Abuja by flight?

If I dump you in the desert with a million usd suitcase, your money becomee useless, just because the desert can't convert your cash to value.

It's the same thing with being wealthy in Nigeria. Hopefully the drugs you bought for headache is not fake. Imagine paying for your death.

So no, there is no enjoyment in a dysfunctional system. Just that human natures will adapt to bad situations and create fun in it. Just as the kids in the ghetto are having fun, but it's not good life.