₦airaland Forum

LeeSantos:
Nigeria military should as a matter of fact rich with immediate effect there and shoot Sporadically to restore order. Why are they disturbing the peace of the country

chatinent:
I didn't really see what he did to gain the recognition.

alsudan:
The newspaper of an APC Chieftain naming Peter Obi as Icon of the year tells you a lot about that Catastrophe in Aso Rock.

Nvestor02:
There is nothing like economy hardship, it's we people that need to live up to standards.

Tinubu won't borrow money from IMF to feed anybody ass or to run government.

He would generate the money to build our requiref infrastructure internally.

Even tho, I'm very sure Tinubu will increase the minimum wage soon because there are already some negotiations about it.

ShobayoEmma:
The masses don't want him to resign, we only want him to wake up to reality and save economy.


Whatever statistics that doesn't put food on the table of the
masses or bring the inflation rate down is as useless as
uselessness. Lord have mercy.



Tinubu, a bad man with good intentions

year2013:
Which masses are you talking about?. You're on your own. Let him resign joor.

Vinnie2000:
95% of our Nigerian Ladies do NOT love their husbands @all.

They marry for convenience Sake.

When they get to 26,27yrs and have seen Time is Going,
They pick any Ready Made man from their Workplace or Church and start forming Good Girl and finally Deceive the Brother to Marry them.

KillingJoke:
Clitocurrency miner

billionman:
I have decided to not comment on issues regarding clergymen and their gullible followers again. If you are stuhpid enough to fall for their useless lies and brainwashing, whatever results from it is your cross to bear. I've been through deeper life, CAC, rccg, winners in the course of my childhood to adulthood, but these days, I no send them again.

ZombiePUNISHER:
Sai Tinubu

I'm voting Tinubu in 2027 to teach some people politics

Bluezy13:
The Elders are the wise counsel who advise god and deliberate on heavenly and earthly matters of utmost importance.
You know, just like the elders in movies who surround the king/emperor.

If they do not advise god, God will make a mistake and his rulership will be messed up.

Hehehe...look at how I am able to concoct a story that fits into the picture. I should start a church... or better still, my own religion.
After all, everything is a fairytale.

AntiChristian:


Elders dey worship God in heaven again?

Are they worshipping the father alone or the father plus son or the trinity together cos Jesus will be at the right side separate from his father!

Where will holy spirit be?

A Christian once told me that God is like the President, Jesus, the deputy and the elders like Senate!

So where is the judiciary? Michael and Gabriel right? Lol.

cutecommend:
Satan: when he brings that juicy temptation, you may shout "see hippppps"...And that curvy hips may be so attractive for raw sex...But know: many or most sexual temptations are sweet and brief, but their consequences are bitter and "long"..
Even the one cheating on you may be the one disturbing you with "hope you went to church today"..."hope you prayed this morning ".....

Jokerman:
I'm talking of transport and ease of accessibility.

Just imagine I get to Ikeja, will enter bus to Ọgba, then take bus to Abule Egba??

iwriteall:
It won't be well with APC supporters
see what my brother is eating

optionalY09:
correct it, It was not done by Makonde it was done by Oyo state government.

He didn’t use his money he uses the government money

Cheryph200:
Na people wey chop dey knack

porthouse7:
Na advert una just do for the drink, now people will buy it more

Bluntguy:
Even pure water too no gree for anybody

Passionnn:
Open Google and type
WHO OWNS NIGERIA?
Then come back and let's discuss

pansophist:
When people say there is enjoyment in nigeria, it's about the communality, food, being the default, lack of civic responsibilitiee, and "freedom in chaos" such as hook up, bribery, abusing others ( eg sales girl, house boy) etc

Apart from these, I don't know exactly how Nigeria is fun. If one have adapted to their new home, it's far better fun than what's obtainable in naija

How can you enjoy a place with no light, dirty beaches that's not free, no free museum, architecture, library, etc?

And a preventable situation such as bad roads, dumb police officers and bad medical care can kill you in an instant?

Also, your money can only go far in a functioning society. It takes me about 20euros to fly from Amsterdam to the Spanish islands in Africa (Gran Canaria) , but can same amount take you from Lagos to Abuja by flight?

If I dump you in the desert with a million usd suitcase, your money becomee useless, just because the desert can't convert your cash to value.

It's the same thing with being wealthy in Nigeria. Hopefully the drugs you bought for headache is not fake. Imagine paying for your death.

So no, there is no enjoyment in a dysfunctional system. Just that human natures will adapt to bad situations and create fun in it. Just as the kids in the ghetto are having fun, but it's not good life.

ednut1:
There are over 220m people in Nigeria. Everyone cant japa. Which country will absorb them all Nothing strange there.

perfectsusanoo:
When responsibilities is much than income and savings, thats when u knw d dejection of powerlessness.

chiiraq802:
If that thing weh belong to ceazer just miss road enter my hand. Ah don leave una for Nigeria.
Moreover I wasn't suppose to be born in Nigeria, ah no no why dat Angel change my nationality.
I'm originally from Japan.

Alphamentips:
No be comfort zone matter. Na 10 to 20 meter matter

Thinktwiceb4:
Good evening all,
pls someone should me because I can't think straight again since morning. I met a girl month ago, she has been on neck to have s*x with her for the past month but I always declined, at times I do reach the point but I always stop, but today's own was different cus I couldn't hold it any longer. Though it was not upto 2 minutes sex before I realized that the economy is not smiling but everything was inside already. After the s*x I contacted some people on what she can take, they recommended beecham and teem solar including the said girl, now she is feeling lizzy.
Pls I don't know what to do, I can't think straight at the moment.

This is my first time having sex and it will be the last for now

sekundosekundo:


Buhari is far better than this dead wood.

jubrilELsudan:
VANITY UPON VANITY

RICHES ON EARTH IS MEANINGLESS

KING SOLOMON WAS THE RICHEST MAN EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE EARTH .... IF NOT FOR THE BIBLE THAT DOCUMENTED IT NOBODY ALIVE TODAY WILL KNOW THAT HE EVER EXISTED

ALL THAT MATTERS IS THE RICHES YOU BUILD IN THE ETERNAL LIFE

130 YEARS FROM NOW EVERYBODY ALIVE TODAY IN THIS WORLD PLUS ALL OF YOU HERE ON NAIRALAND WILL BE DEAD

SO TELL ME IS IT THE FUTURE GENERATION OF 130 YEARS FROM NOW THAT WILL CARE WHETHER WIGWE BUILT A MANSION OF $5 BILLION OR THEY WILL EVEN KNOW HE EXISTED?

WHEN I LOOK AT SOCIAL MEDIA AND SEE THE WAY YOU NIGERIANS ARE EULOGIESING HIM LIKE YOU KNEW HIM PERSONALLY ....IT CONVINCES ME THAT INDEED YOU NIGERIANS ARE THE FAKEST PEOPLE ON PLANET EARTH

THIS IS THE SAME WIGWE THAT MOST OF YOU USUALLY ABUSE AND CALL A THIEF BECAUSE THE TRANSFER YOU MADE ON ACCESS BANK DIDN'T ARRIVE OR THEY YET TO REVERT YOUR FAILED POS TRANSACTIONS

YET ALL OVER SOCIAL MEDIA YOU ALL HAVE LEFT ALL YOUR HUNGER AND PROBLEMS THEN CRYING OVER HIS DEATH LIKE YOU KNEW HIM PERSONALLY AS IF IF YOU ALL HAD DIED WHILE HE WAS ALIVE HE WOULD EVEN KNOW THAT YOU ONCE EXISTED

mrrandomguy:
The moderator who banned me for spreading the gospel should know that one day he or she will die too.

Omoawoke:
That’s the best way to die, especially when you have completed your life cycle.

tochez24:
An Epistle of a simp😁😁

Nigeria is the only part of the globe where they celebrate people for behaving like a normal human being or performing their duties⚠️

You will never see a white man, indian, Chinese or even an Arabian man with this kind of long epistle of jargon over a woman♂️

I have never come across a clip or text where foreign men are worshipping and praising their women, whenever i come online all i see is foolish African men disgracing themselves😔😔

Your wife is simply doing what you married her for and is no big issue you bloody simp💯

If you feel you need to show her love for being a good wife, please do that secretly and stop blocking our online space😡

chatinent:
In Nigeria, “big boy” is interchangeable with “fraudster.”