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Jakumo:
Talk about starting off the new year with a bang.

It more or less equivalent to sucide bombing.

Such reoccuring man-made disasters are not unusual in our beloved oil-rich Nigeria.

It is not an abnormal news.

About a year ago, at least 260 people died in one pipeline explosion in Lagos.

Hosea 4:6 My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge: because thou hast rejected knowledge, I will also reject thee, that thou shalt be no priest to me: seeing thou hast forgotten the law of thy God, I will also forget thy children.

rip!

Oops!!!

Where is his better half?

omg!!!

you may use seat belt!!??

drive on your lane.

speed kills

do not drink and drive!!!

i have received the excess portion of the money that i paid, so if you have not received yours, you might want to open a dom account and ask them to purchase for you. if you don't have a dom account, just open one with GTB. i think if you open a savings or current account with them coupled with your interest in GDR, they might waive the 6months incubation period for you

Please how did you receive the excess portion of money, was it through your broker? Or was it paid into your account by GTB. Please carify?

My stockbroker says he does not know about the change in initial price and returned funds.

Hi, does anyone have info regarding GREENWICH TRUST quality of service.

Yes o, my broker told me today that First Bank has returned my money.

You broker is reliable.
Some brokers will not tell you until after 6 months.
It happened to me on DSR.

Hey guys, What do you think about the last GTB GDR?
I just got the cert.
Which is better:
1. Hold the certificate for long term

2. Sell the GDR on the London Stock Exchange

3. Request that the GDR be converted to ordinary shares of GTB. The conversion ratio is 50 shares for 1 GDR.

@barge, good sense of humor however, you need to go to the jokes forum, this is stock-tips forum.

Who cares?

Special Advicers welldone o.
Una dey try.
It is easier say than done.
@ poster, I wish you luck in your search for funds and accomodation.

CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA -1999
Chapter IV
Fundamental Rights
44. (1) No moveable property or any interest in an immovable property shall be taken possession of compulsorily and no right over or interest in any such property shall be acquired compulsorily in any part of Nigeria except in the manner and for the purposes prescribed by a law that, among other things -

(a) requires the prompt payment of compensation therefore and

(b) gives to any person claiming such compensation a right of access for the determination of his interest in the property and the amount of compensation to a court of law or tribunal or body having jurisdiction in that part of Nigeria.

(2) Nothing in subsection (1) of this section shall be construed as affecting any general law.

(a) for the imposition or enforcement of any tax, rate or duty;

(b) for the imposition of penalties or forfeiture for breach of any law, whether under civil process or after conviction for an offence;

(c) relating to leases, tenancies, mortgages, charges, bills of sale or any other rights or obligations arising out of contracts.

(d) relating to the vesting and administration of property of persons adjudged or otherwise declared bankrupt or insolvent, of persons of unsound mind or deceased persons, and of corporate or unincorporate bodies in the course of being wound-up;

(e) relating to the execution of judgements or orders of court;

(f) providing for the taking of possession of property that is in a dangerous state or is injurious to the health of human beings, plants or animals;

(g) relating to enemy property;

(h) relating to trusts and trustees;

(i) relating to limitation of actions;

(j) relating to property vested in bodies corporate directly established by any law in force in Nigeria;

(k) relating to the temporary taking of possession of property for the purpose of any examination, investigation or enquiry;

(l) providing for the carrying out of work on land for the purpose of soil-conservation; or

(m) subject to prompt payment of compensation for damage to buildings, economic trees or crops, providing for any authority or person to enter, survey or dig any land, or to lay, install or erect poles, cables, wires, pipes, or other conductors or structures on any land, in order to provide or maintain the supply or distribution of energy, fuel, water, sewage, telecommunication services or other public facilities or public utilities.

(3) Notwithstanding the foregoing provisions of this section, the entire property in and control of all minerals, mineral oils and natural gas in under or upon any land in Nigeria or in, under or upon the territorial waters and the Exclusive Economic Zone of Nigeria shall vest in the Government of the Federation and shall be managed in such manner as may be prescribed by the National Assembly

Dis Guy:
why are the bankers avoiding this thread? https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-59709.0.html

any marketer in here? have you ever met your target, do you know anyone that has and are the stories about female marketers true??

my brother, the stories are true. These girls done see something.
Some bad guys capitalise on it, promising the girl that he will open million dollar account in her bank, under one condition (sex).
It is left for the girls to "meet" her target or not.
Na wa o. It is happening everyday in Nigeria.

Different strokes for different folks.
Everybody sharing their own experience. Some say Kia is good, some say it is bad, some say na Toyota be the best, some na Honda. Just like a group of blind men analyzing the elephant by touching the different parts of its body.
All these cars pass a certain standards (under normal conditions) and are approved before they are pushed out into the market.
It now depends on the user/car owner to operate the car under normal or abnormal conditions. A car's perfomance seroiusly depends on the people using or maintaining it.

If you buy 'bad' car and use it with care it will last longer than if you buy a 'good' car and abuse it with passion.
@poster, the earlier you make up your mind, the better cos too much reviews and views will only confuse you the more.
GOODLUCK and use the car (whenever you buy it) with caution it will last longer.

I pity the female marketers that have to sleeping around to meet their targets.
I think bankers need to work smart and not work hard.

Land Test For Crude Oil Deposite

NAIRALANDERS, Please I really need serious advice here. my dad has this big piece of land in the village in Delta state. of late I have been having this strong feelings that there is oil deposite in the land and my instincts hardly fail me. I need to know how to go about seismic test on the land and what it will cost. what companies can I contact? looking forward to sound advices

Your instincts hardly fail you abi?

I guess your mind and instincts are filled with crazy fantasies.
The piece of land should be somewhere deep in the Atlantic Ocean. Thats the only unexplored region in Niger Delta.
You can sell the land to shell or Mobil before Nigeria government sells it before you.

Any good or bad experience with NIB, former CITIBANK? Share with us.
They are the largest bank in US but in Nigeria, they dont even have ATM or online banking.

ololufemi:
Guys Guys Guys

GTB will rise. It is a sleeping Giant.

Buy Gtb now cause it is poised for a steady rise for some time soon. May start chalking up 5% soon. Its undervalued for now

Buy it now.

@aktopgun

Check this site. Its a bit more live than the others

www.nigeriansecurities.com

Do you have any info regarding GTB's GDR a few months ago?

People, must you talk??
GOSSIPS FROM GRAPEVINE, MIND YOUR BUSINESS AND LEAVE THE COUPLE ALONE.

hi guys,
Does anybody have info on last GTB's GDR?
Abi dem just collect people money close mouth?

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Patricia Etteh no mind them.
Na because say dem catch you.
Please learn your lesson and Next time be more careful so dem no go nab you.
ONE REPRESENTA-THIEF STEPS ASIDE, ANOTHER REPRESENTA-THIEF WILL DEFINITELY STEP IN.
All of them na theif.

Omehia saw this coming during the cultism shootings in PH 3 months ago.
Who knows what will come next?
revenge and vengeance - reconcilations - another round of militancy and cultism - allegations - sycofants etc

NA WA O.
More drama yet to come.

Madam Etteh.
House of representa-Thief