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McCain to Obama: We don't have time for on-the-job training, my friend.
LOL. . This campaign is getting funnier by the day
Is McCain among the 'we'?

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extype:
thanks, all for ur contributions and advices.for those taht asked. my first degree was from the university of benin, and i intend going to imperial college london or heriot-watt scotland. don't ask me if i can aford it because i already know the cost. i intend going back to my field after my masters ie engineering. i don't like the bank job at all. i find no ffulfilment here. no matter the ocmpany and the pay, as long as i am doing sth enginnering, i will be happier.

extype, If you know the cost, that means you know probably know the next session registration deadline and other requirements for both schools.
The earlier you make up your mind, the better for you.
Do not waste time. MSc is just 12 months. Go for it. ASAP.
I know a manager in an oil servicing company in nigeria, that resigned from his well-paid job to go to one of the schools you mentioned above.
There are a lots of Nigerians in UK universites,

If you are already married, that makes it a bit complicated. If not, then no wahala.
Best Wishes.

@ Zorro,
Is 30 tons the normal size of a double axle truck? A supplier told me it was 15 tons.

I live in port harcourt and would like to buy 30 ton of granite
Do you have any idea what my option would be that is which quarry it will probably come from and how much it will cost?

If possible, you can also link me to a reliable contact like you.

Hello,
I am asking about the gravel/chippings used in building foundation for 1-3 storey house.
Does any one know how much the 20mm and 12mm gravels cost in both Port Harcourt and Lagos environs.
How is it sold? Per tonne?

Expect your replies soon.

For example, before some female are employed in Naija, the man in-charge of recruitment/boss has to shag before given a job, if she refuses, she will be asked to look for job elsewhere. BUT IS THIS SUPPOSE TO BE SO?

Even after the shagging, there is no guarantee of the job.
And the shagging is non-refundable

They sample their offshore, they never wear bra when ever they want to seduce their boss or even their collegues. they will showcase half of their breast.

SEXUAL HARRASMENT
Some of them do not wear pant to work.
Na so them go dey flash the kongo for dem Oga face.
The poor man go just lose control.

My People, this thing dey happen everyday.
Some years ago, there was this girl doing her NYSC in my former office. In less than 10 months, she slept with more than 5 guys (starting from the manager) within the same office.
They promised to retain her after service but never kept their promise.
I pity the girl sha.

hurry, before this offer closes.

When is the offer closing, EFCC is interseted in applying.

Ole Thief    Barawo  Onye oshi

EFCC has been contacted. You and that your Oceanic account will soon be in the coolers.

@ Father of2,
Do you still maintain that AFROIL should be avoided? The stock just dey climb everyday.

folahann:
May be you should uninstall Nero v7 and see what happens

Thanks.
I uninstalled nero and WMP returned to normal.

My People, anybody received certificates or CSCS account credited for Oceanic PO in 2007?
Or is it not yet out?

jumeks:
It all depends on where you are based, my partner and I are both AS, we lived in the UK, we went for counseling and was advised there is a test they can do to find out if the fetus is a carrier (SS). If the fetus is a carrier you have the option of terminating or have the baby (your choice).

We went for this method, our first pregnancy was a carrier (which we terminate) and the next two are AS, we give God the glory that this test is available. We have two children.

Do you mean that this fetus test can only be done in UK?

FatherOF2:
E be like the guy when just lost Societe General money don join this thread oh.

The guy dey answer hot questions from french police.

@ walcom, thanks for the info.

@ Father of 2, wanajo, ololufemi, Roughcut, all the gurus,

What do you think of AFROIL?

Any story driving the price northwards?

dollyp1cute:
My Theory
LSE and DOW money don land for NSE o, insurance speculators wan double their money by fire, by mopping.

You mean with the current global economic crash, foriegn investors do not trust their markets anymore.?
They now trust NSE.

Hi friends, has anybody attempted coverting GTB GDR shares (listed on LSE) to the GTB shares on NSE.

If yes, how long did the process take?

chidichris:
why don't u ask yourself why would efcc and obj in all the war on corruption fail to probe ibb?

Yes o. Even the oputa panel turned a blind eye on his atrocities.

No two zebras have the stripes that are eactly alike.

jinworm:
i said it yesterday that Nigeria will qualilfy but somebody
said am day dreaming. well, d battle continues. Dat cup
will cup to Nigeria InshaAllah.

But special tanks goes to Ivory Coast as well. see ya all in
d final.

Finals or quarterfinals??
They should thank their God.
And start preparing to meet the black stars of ghana

Hi all, Do you have any amazing facts (not fiction) that is not well known?
You can share it here.

For example

The original name for butterfly was flutterby

Hello,

If Nigerian can give babaginda another chance, i think he will make a good president. His tactics are different and he is very experienced in international policies.

You mean to give him chance to come and pack the smelly shit wey im shit for on top Nigeria head.
Just remember, He stepped aside. he did not step down.

Some people are carefree.

They do not care if the whole world has assess to their personal pictures or vidoes.

But I cannot put my pictures on any website.

Anybody can abuse or misuse the pictures with photoshop.

Thats why a lot of nairalanders do not have their pix on their profile.

bjluv:
@tony and all, what is RORO/CICO/GIGO

RORO - roll on roll off
CICO - cycle in cycle out
GIGO - get in get out

Hope I am correct.

frankiriri:
Hi all.
I know I have been MIA.  Na work pressure and an unfortunate accident way happen towatds the end of last year. My younger brother was gunned down. These issues  has turned me to one of the silent readers.

Frank, sorry for the loss of your loved one.

It is well.

amsky:


D-reloaded!!!!!!!!!!! kai na wa 4 you o. you never get tired-always ready to fire.

No be small thing o.  Check out her pose on her profile. She is ready to kick some ass.
@ Sweet T, is d-reloaded your girlfriend or wife? Please explain, what do you get all the time.


Whether this story is true or false does not matter.
What matters is the lessons to be learnt by both the "actors and audience".
There is enough food for thought in this story.

Hi all, can someone help me on this.
My windows media player version 9.0 is playing my video files at 2 times the normal speed. I have tried adjusting it using view>enhancement>playing speed settings.
But thats not working or changing the settings at all.
When using Real Player and nero showtime Essentials, the files play very well at normal speed.

Note, I had just installed Nero v7 essentials before having this problem. 

Thanks in advance for your responses

The chinese guy is still walking.
Keep Walking Man!!!!

This guy lost half of his body in a accident.

kathyekiti:
You need to figure out your menstrual cycle.  A woman's first day of menses is 14 days from the day of ovulation and the egg is only around for 24 hrs.  If you are having sex everyday after ovulation you are just engaging in cardiovascular exercises which will NOT improve your chances of pregnancy.  Start a menstrual calendar so you have an idea when you ovulate.  Also make sure that you are taking a vitamin with at least 0.4mg of folic acid.  Last but not least, take heart.  Most miscarriages are due to genetics and are very common.  Good luck

Kathy, talking about early recurrent miscarriages, is there a way to identify difference between a 1 to 2 weeks miscarriage and a normal menstrual cycle?
How early, after ovulation, should a lady do a pregnacy test
What do you think about karotyping the menstrual discharge?
The reason for these questions is to identify the cause of infertility (due to early recurrent miscarriages).

shapey:
okay it looks like things have now come to a head here.


i really have nothing to prove to anyone here.the reasons given are unbelievable.you must be feeling like the scotland yard guys now.i am past caring now.my name is Cynthia Nnedimma Duke(nee OBILONU). as for amsky, i cannot give her full name here because i do not have the permission to do that. you can also get my YIM here if you care to chat with me.

i-man if you care to know,i do not exactly pay particular attention to syntax in such an informal setting. even if i have a less demanding job,i can't say same of amsky.so i don't believe we have both come here to amuse you all.i have come to trust alot of you guys here even though we have never met.this is the reason why i bore my heart out and spoke like i did. i would have stated my office address here and maybe phone num for people like richy and i-man,but i'll hang on because like i said,i have nothing to proove.allthe same,i thank everyone who has attempted to make this burden a lighter on to bear.i really appreciate it, but there is no need to rubbish the whole thing by insinuating that my family and i are a jobless lot.

@ Nnedimma, did you husband (shapeyz) really sign up with nairaland?

Or is someone playing pranks?