Romance › Re: Which Part Of Your Body Are You Proud The Most? by QuinModah(op): 3:21pm On Jul 02, 2023 |
 Samantha124: Don't get me wrong, I'm content with my body as a whole.
No body part of mine is better than the other. |
Family › Re: See,How we have bn surviving! by QuinModah(f): 3:04pm On Jul 02, 2023 |
ahnie: The central market.
Ugbolu now is the new hub of big men,the villagers now chooses whom to sell to. Are you sure of these assertion? |
Romance › Re: Which Part Of Your Body Are You Proud The Most? by QuinModah(op): 3:02pm On Jul 02, 2023 |
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Investment › Re: How Pension Managers Are Cheating Nigerians by QuinModah(f): 3:01pm On Jul 02, 2023 |
Toniaife: I don't know why these Pension administrators are not kind. They are really not good organisations.
NLPC have frustrated me. They are the worst. |
Phones › Re: Which Of These Phones Should I Go For by QuinModah(f): 3:01pm On Jul 02, 2023 |
omobeey: How has been your experience with the phone? Plan on getting one too Google CyberVilla |
Family › Re: See,How we have bn surviving! by QuinModah(f): 2:57pm On Jul 02, 2023 |
ahnie: I got these plant for #500,but this regime these plantain goes as high as #1500 in my area now.
I dey even go as far as frying dodo in peace,but now...dodo nor be my mate Let me guess, you got them at Ugbolu |
Family › Re: See,How we have bn surviving! by QuinModah(f): 2:56pm On Jul 02, 2023 |
ahnie: I don't know if we're the only one experiencing this.a cee2ation whereby half paint of rice isn't enough for a family of 4.
This morning we were craving rice and smoked fish,but the prices of the fish really off me,i had to settle for a lesser specie.
How have you guys bn faring?most especially married peeps with kids. Nlfpmod Seun. Welcome to Nigeria |
Family › Re: Subsidy Removal : What personal Adjustment are you making? by QuinModah(op): 2:55pm On Jul 02, 2023 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Things You Didn’t Know About Those Commissioned Into The Nigerian Army by QuinModah(f): 2:54pm On Jul 02, 2023 |
Thomasankara: [/color]why do we av some states overly represented in the army and some sparsely represented[color=#770077] Ask the CODS |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Things You Didn’t Know About Those Commissioned Into The Nigerian Army by QuinModah(f): 2:54pm On Jul 02, 2023 |
betshopagent: my nairaland crush! This one you quoted this article. Let it not be what am thinking? Are you a soldier? . Tel me make I no when to japa Hell Yeah |
Romance › Re: 40 Life "Cheat Codes" Everyone Should Know. by QuinModah(op): 2:53pm On Jul 02, 2023 |
Emeka71: Hello babe; please I'm in need of being close with you. Can you stand a regiment life? |
Crime › Re: MARY BOLUWATIFE: Missing Girl In Oyo by QuinModah(f): 2:45pm On Jun 24, 2023 |
I pray she's found alive and healthy..... can't imagine the trauma the parents will be currently going through |
Crime › Re: MARY BOLUWATIFE: Missing Girl In Oyo by QuinModah(f): 2:44pm On Jun 24, 2023 |
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Family › Re: Life After Subsidy Removal - 8 Things To Help You by QuinModah(f): 2:43pm On Jun 24, 2023 |
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Family › Re: Subsidy Removal : What personal Adjustment are you making? by QuinModah(op): 2:41pm On Jun 24, 2023 |
 FREDCLSSICO7: I go reduce my nacking to two rounds before i dey bang 5 to 6 rounds but as fuel don come cost i can't k!ll mysef o |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Things You Didn’t Know About Those Commissioned Into The Nigerian Army by QuinModah(f): 2:17pm On Jun 24, 2023*. Modified: 2:34pm On Jun 24, 2023 |
The minimum qualification for the non-commission officers is SSCE while the maximum is diploma certificate. The maximum rank for this is Master warrant officer. If you are able to further and get a BSc or HND, you will then apply for presidential commission to the rank of lieutenant as the case may be.
NOTE Nobody should deceive you that without godfather you cannot further your education. Its a BIG lie.. I know a lot of other ranks who are BSc and MSc holders. Note that your salary as SSCE holder in the military is a level 8 basic salary of x amount or there about.
We have tradesmen and non tradesmen. If you join as a tradesman, that's, if you have the skills needed in the military like technicians, plumbers etc, you might be given the rank of LCPL or CPL on passing out. If you join as non tradesman, you will pass out as a Private.
Furthering your school while in service depends on many factors. Your unit can release you to study and you can as well do it on your own. If your unit is to release you, you must have worked for some number of years and attain a certain rank. If you are to study on your own, it depends on your unit Commander, CO etc. If you are attached to work with a very senior officer, he can use his position to release you to study. Promotion in the service has nothing to do with your civil certificate. When you join the military, you will start attending military courses and promotion exams. You must be disciplined to the core to avoid having a regimental entries in your file to affect your promotions. COs and Commander's good recommendations are what qualifies you to be promoted. The highest rank attainable for soldiers is AWO. Army Warrant Officer. Master Warrant Officer is majorly the rank soldiers retires on. AWO rank is very few in the Army. Its for those who exceptionally distinguishes themselves in the service. Promotion is every four years if you qualified. At same time, you cannot rule out man know man. If you want to enjoy promotion to your next rank as when due, join the Air Force. For the Army, it will only take the grace of God for you to reach your desired rank because, you strives to be distinguished in the Army.
Pick the form Register online Wait for screening (Before it use to be state screening before zonal screening, but now I think it's only zonal screening that you will undergo) Screening? Running, Medical Examination, Screening of Certificates, that may not be the order though.
Tribe does not affect, since each state has its own quota.
When you join with SSCE, you're a recruit. After POP, you'll become a Private.
They will check your BP, Check your anus (for pile) check your balls/breasts ( to make sure it's two) Check if you have been operated before. Attitude test, x-ray test, oral test and physical test (running). What drops most people is fear of not been picked, which will make there BP to rise, and once you have high BP you will be disqualified. If you qualify for the training, the training is in Zaria (depot Nigeria army) you will be welcomed with frog jump from the first gate to the parade ground.
After three months you will be paid 3months allowance (arrears) and then you will be recieving monthly allowance every month for three more months. The first two weeks will be hard and painful for you, but if you persevere and endure the pains without running away from training for a month, the rest will be easy, the more the months, the less the stress. You will be a private soldier (rank) with a salary of xk.
Your tribe doesn't stop you from joining, just that it is more competitive, out of 1000 potential recruits, only 90 or less will be taken. As for getting commissioned later, you need to have Bsc or its equivalents, serve the army for 15 years (I heard it have been reduced to 12) with the rank of a Sgt before you can apply for Executive commission, the training will take 3months after which you will become a full lieutenant. Your rank won't exceed major before retirement. But if you don't go for the commissioning, your highest rank will be Army warrant officer (AWO) which is hard to get, but you can become a master warrant officer, that will be after many years in the army.
In those days it was possible, if you're determined and are lucky to have a good boss. But you'll pass through a lot of challenges. Now, with the insurgency, Fulani herdsmen, and other internal security challenges, it has become even more difficult.
No promotion for additional qualifications acquired on the job, but after earning your degree or HND, you can go for DSSC. No special consideration will be given to you though.
With SSCE, its Army Warrant Officer (AWO). Only a few people attain such. The probability of you reaching that is very low. 4 or maybe 5 per intake.
if you join with your ssce, you will start as a private, that is the lowest servile rank in the army. It's also possible to pursue a degree while in the army if you are fortunate to have a commissioned officer that can lobby you through. After you have obtained your degree you can convert to commisioned officer rank through DSSC or SSC; you start with the rank of a second lieutenant
The question is, are you ready to die for Nigeria? If No, please consider an alternative career. Do not join the military as a last resort or as a means to escape unemployment. if your crave to join the Nigerian army is driven by a burning passion for adventure and military regimental life, then I say to you go for it; but if you are driven just by the need to get a job and escape frustration, then I suggest you have a rethink because you won't like the job at all and you will consequently under perform.
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Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by QuinModah(f): 3:29pm On Jun 22, 2023 |
What are Weak Hands or Paper Hands?
"Weak hand" or "Paper Hand" is a term commonly used in #trading and #investing to refer to individuals who are easily influenced by short-term market fluctuations and tend to sell their assets quickly, often at the first sign of price #decline or volatility. These individuals lack conviction and are more prone to making impulsive decisions based on fear or panic rather than a #long-term investment strategy.
A weak hand #investor is typically driven by emotions and reacts to market movements without considering the underlying #fundamentals or #potential for future growth. They may lack patience and the ability to withstand temporary price fluctuations, leading them to sell their #positions prematurely and potentially miss out on potential gains. |
Romance › Re: How Do You Cope Knowing A Woman Past? by QuinModah(f): 3:00pm On Jun 22, 2023 |
Here I think by saying past you mean to say the relationships or anything related to it in her past. And obviously those past was not fruitful as I think.
Well, in that case just accept her past.And also make sure that her past never happens again. And finally, it should be done by every real man.
But still one can become her past even after accepting and helping her to overcome her past. Doing the right does not necessarily guarantees to give the right results. Sometimes fate has the last laugh.
Currently I am not in any types of relationship so I am not perfect to answer this question but I had written many loves poetry so on the basis of that I will try to write this answer.
There may be two situation :-
1. If she hides the truth and later on I came to know that. 2. If she will speak the truth by herself.
If the first situation will appear then she hadn't told you the truth before, maybe she will give the reason behind it. Try & be understanding with her reason. Then ask her that whether she is happy with you.
And if the second situation will be appear then, be much happier for her royalty. And then also I ask her that whether now if she's happy with you.
Remember one thing that before taking any decision you need to see the both faces of coin |
Politics › Re: Lagos Rice Value Chain Created 2,620 Jobs – Sanwo-olu by QuinModah(f): 2:59pm On Jun 22, 2023 |
You dead smart. Tenses: Just less than a million bags of 50kg rice for a population that is over 20 million the governor is saying 80 percent population.
15,000 metric tonnes every 4 months equate to 60,000 metric tonnes per annual.
60,000 X 1000 = 60,000,000Kg. During processing you loose 20% which equal to 48,000,000kg. Go ahead and divide by 50kg 48,000,000/ 50 = 960,000 bags of 50kg
Is just 4% 0f the population of Lagos. And the government is claiming a whooping 80%.
Modified : "We’ve scaled up local paddy production by 63.5 per cent, creating over 2,620 jobs and improving livelihoods in rice-producing communities."
If he is sincere he should start how many hactares of land was cultivated with rice to get the increment in paddy rice.
Governance in Nigeria is about talk and churning out bloated figures that reek of lies. |
Family › Re: How Do You Handle It When Your Wife Can’t Stand Your Mother? by QuinModah(f): 2:55pm On Jun 22, 2023 |
 davo90tico: This thing is very easy now. If she can't stand my mother then she should sit down na. To stand no be by force |
Family › Re: How Do You Handle It When Your Wife Can’t Stand Your Mother? by QuinModah(f): 2:55pm On Jun 22, 2023 |
 bukatyne: Going through the thread, you realise a lot of the posters' moms had horrible marriages so they become pseudo-husbands to compensate.
Which boy who saw love between his parents grow up into a man who thinks his wife is a stranger to him?
Which mother who enjoyed her husband's love compete with her son's wife for his attention? Even if the husband is dead, she wants to preserve their memories and gingering her son to be good to his wife like her husband was good to her.
If you do not understand that you & your wife are one and tasked with building a new branch out of your extended family, don’t bother with marriage or marry your perfect mom. |
Family › Re: What Is The Bravest Thing Have You Seen Someone Do by QuinModah(f): 2:54pm On Jun 22, 2023 |
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Romance › Re: Which Phone Can I Get With A Budget Of 100k-120k by QuinModah(f): 2:52pm On Jun 22, 2023 |
MechanicMike: and which one is sabàlaovila again?? .. Uh homebase people mennnn!!(no oofencssece)  Check it out |
Politics › Re: Godswill Akpabio Takes Oath Of Office As Senate President (Picture) by QuinModah(f): 9:50am On Jun 13, 2023 |
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Romance › Re: Which Phone Can I Get With A Budget Of 100k-120k by QuinModah(f): 8:57pm On Jun 12, 2023 |
Nancyeke: Good evening everyone,
Which phone can I get with a Budget of 100k-120k Google CyberVilla and thank me later |
Sports › Re: Sheikh Mansour Attended First Man City Match Since 2010 As He Watched UCL Finals by QuinModah(f): 8:55pm On Jun 12, 2023 |
bercarray: Imagine. The owner of the team only watched them play twice but their fans dey busy watching their match week in week out. Truly the rich will keep getting richer. He's busy doing some other business while getting ticket alert from those struggling to survive. Den dey play us. I no kuku be man City fan Same way you are always on NL commenting left, right and center, every comment generate traffic for the owner. It time you set up your business and quit making money for Seun. |
Romance › Re: 40 Life "Cheat Codes" Everyone Should Know. by QuinModah(op): 8:51pm On Jun 12, 2023 |
 Humbrown23: The reason is that when you get up to turn off your alarm, you'll feel encouraged to take a bath. This will refresh and energize you, helping you start your day early. |
Romance › Re: 40 Life "Cheat Codes" Everyone Should Know. by QuinModah(op): 8:50pm On Jun 12, 2023 |
 Vinnie2000: Nice one, OP. 🙂
Nairalanders will Never comment on such Insightful threads. 
Once it's 'My GF sister wants me to Fcvk her', u will see 300 comments and 7pages. 😒 |
Phones › Re: Which Of These Phones Should I Go For by QuinModah(f): 8:48pm On Jun 12, 2023 |
sotherefore: I'm looking for a low budget phone. I got the following to choose from after some research.
1) Xiaomi Redmi 12c, 3GB RAM and 5000mh battery powered by helio 85 processor ( processor is good)
2) tecno pop 7 pro 3GB RAM and 5000mh with battery powered by a22 processor (processor is quite low compared to Xiaomi 12c)
3 infinix smart 7 plus , 3GB RAM 6000mh battery but powered by vr GE8322 ( low processor and high battery strength.
4 Samsung Galaxy A04e 3GB RAM ( 32 inbuilt storage space while others are 62) and is powered by VR GE8320 processor ( low processor)
Prices are between 64 to 70 k.
Please phone gurus in the house i need a good phone to run multiple app and for heavy internet usage. Thanks. Google CyberVilla and thank me later. |
Family › Re: Subsidy Removal : What personal Adjustment are you making? by QuinModah(op): 8:47pm On Jun 12, 2023 |
 JuanDeDios: 1. Buying two stabilizers and repairing the one I already had (to avoid turning on the gen during the frequent episodes of low voltage) 2. Buying a power bank for the laptop |
Romance › Re: Why Are Naija Ladies Scared Of Posting Their Relationship/partner'pics by QuinModah(f): 8:46pm On Jun 12, 2023 |
Acidosis: Which one is future potential? LMAO The current one is useless? Sounds like Nigerian girls are cheating on their potential future suitor.  it's a fact. Shebi na una talk say, a lady marries whoever is ready and date who is available |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Diary Of A Jobless Developer Creating A Startup Company by QuinModah(f): 8:45pm On Jun 12, 2023 |
logik29: Yeah it is. Have you downloaded the app and registered? Yeah! Most people wouldn't feel comfortable with BVN. NIN is more appropriate. |