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Must reside in Sabo, Agnes or Unilag Junctions or Yaba areas ONLY
Call: 09166198488.

You do not need a qualified accountant to do some the roles highlighted above

HRGuide:
An experienced chartered accountant needed!

How?

Emumakpo:
Procrastination

False
Expectation
Appearing
Real

Rajahbite:
FEAR

How do you know this?
Are you a teacher in Private school?
Do you help student in exam malpractice?
shed more light

Vision101:
It's very common with all these private secondary schools. A child that attended fgc for example any grade that he made I will say that he truly merited it.

Private schools use the false grades to market their schools.

Ladies Marriage is not a do or die affair

Take a walk if you cannot cope

In ONE word, what prevents people from becoming millionaires?

9 bad habits that block your dreams from becoming reality:

1) Phone Addiction

You’re unhappy because your dopamine receptors are fried.

Checking your phone 100+ times per day is NOT only destroying your happiness

But your ability to get shit done.

The best productivity app on your phone is called airplane mode (use it).

2) Perfectionism

Perfectionism is more curse, less blessing.

The #1 factor that influences creative success? Volume produced.

Use the 70-20-10 Rule:

-70% of your work will be average
-20% will be suck
-10% will be amazing

If you’re avoiding failure, you’re avoiding success.

3) Sitting All Day

Our ancestors used to hunt mammoths.

Now we sit at desks for 8 hours every day.

Then we watch TV for another 4 hours (on average).

Humans aren’t built for this.

Get a standing desk, go for walks, and move your body daily.

4) Never Being Alone

Society has programmed us to think it’s weird to do things alone.

The problem is if you’re not comfortable being alone,

you’ll never be comfortable leaving toxic relationships.

A person who’s happy alone is a powerful person.

5) Netflix

You could be living your dreams, but instead, you decide to live someone else’s.

TV is passive; reading is active.

TV shuts off your brain; reading turns on your imagination.

Your mind deserves better than Netflix.

Cancel your subscription, and thank me later.

6) Eating Processed Foods

Uncomfortable fact:

More people die in the U.S. of overfeeding than underfeeding.

Today food companies optimize for "Bliss-Point."

They engineer the exact combination of salt, sugar, and fat for tastiness.

Soda, chips, candy bars, etc. are all "bliss-point" optimized.

It's killing millions.

Choose unprocessed, whole foods.

You will feel ON (finally).

7) Treating Symptoms Instead of Root Causes

Xanax, Adderall, weight loss pills...

I’m not talking about people who are prescribed these.

I’m talking about the people abusing them instead of treating root causes.

Get addicted to exercising, eating clean, and sleeping 7.5+ hrs.

Swiping Endlessly on Dating Apps

The comfort culture avoids face-to-face interaction.

Even voice texts are seen as a personal assault these days…

Being courageous in real life is more attractive than anything you could ever say in a dating app.

9) False Kindness

Today our society walks on eggshells.

It takes the form of participation trophies and avoiding tough conversations.

People aren’t getting the critical feedback they need to grow.

Create an inner circle that will give you honest feedback.

TL;DR for bad habits blocking your dreams

1. Phone Addiction
2. Perfectionism
3. Sitting All Day
4. Never Being Alone
5. Netflix
6. Processed Foods
7. Treating Symptoms
8. Swiping Endlessly on Dating Apps
9. False Kindness

Oga! easy with the lie na, the program air yestarday na

Mercury12:
What about the one that said she mix her menstrual blood to cook for men.
When ask why she does that she said men don't have sense?!
Can u imagine this gender.
May God save us from karashikas evil daughters of Jezebel

Says who?

Jajaofokpoko1:
On todays episode on things that never happened


On a serious note The virus won’t survive in the zobo

[quote author=wwwkaycom post=118277574]You didn't write your own WAEC English yourself, otherwise you won't say did he *wrote* instead of did he write.[/quote]

*THE CRY OF A UNIVERSITY LECTURER!!!*

Dear secondary school teachers and school owners, please help the students and the public by ensuring that students in your school write examinations by themselves and merit the grades they brandish on their SSCE results.

We are tired of seeing students with A1 in Mathematics but cannot resolve the smallest of fraction. A student with distinctions in Physics and Chemistry but knows next to nothing about chemical reactions or energy conversion.

I had to ask some year 1 students to look for a tutorial teacher to help them with JSS3 and SS1 Mathematics yesterday. The whole 16 of them in my Engineering class with excellent SSCE results are visibly confused at the sight of any arithmetic work. Their last semester performance betrayed the several A1s and B3s on the WAEC results they carry about.

These students you help to acquire grades they can't defend are usually frustrated in the Ivory Tower. Save them a voyage of pain and regrets in the future by ensuring they are well tutored and allowed to prepare and write their examinations unaided. *As a follow-up to the evil of exam malpractice.*

*#Copied!*

Silverbird Cinemas has openings for:
Position- Customer Service Representative
Location: Lagos State.
Requirement:
Fresh graduate
Excellent Use of Micro-Office tools.
Excellent and solid Communication Skills.
Kindly send Cvs to
hr@silverbirdgroup.com

Food and Snacks manufacturing company located in Lagos.

REPORT TO: HEAD, FINANCE & ACCOUNT
JOB TITLE(S): Account Officer
LOCATION: Mushin- Ladipo, Lagos
NO OF OPENING: ONE (1) POSITION
SENIORITY LEVEL: JUNIOR ROLE

JOB RESPONSIBILITY:
• Preparing vouchers for Payment, Daily
• Bank Reconciliation on, Daily basis.
• Handling Petty Cash.
• Entering Bank payments and Posting Journal Entry on Tally.
• Preparing Cheque requisition for Payment.
• Attending to Complains pertaining to Bank Payments.
• Sorting Vouchers, LPOs.
• Preparing Casual Labour Sheet.
• Receiving of the good delivery note (GRN) and posting Local purchase entry in tally.
• preparation and checking of supplier's payment as when due.
• Getting LPO from procurement and posting entries in tally.
• Filling of all Local purchases order and LPO with relevant documents.
• Posting of Journal entry for spare parts, Diesel consumption, NEPA consumption, LPG Consumption.
• Partaking on physical stock taking for Maintenance, Production, RM-Store.
• Receiving of Return Delivery Note from logistics.
• Liaising with other department for smooth operation of business.
• Stock Reconciliation for Engineering spare parts, Monthly.
• Perform Other Activities given by the HOD/SCM.

QUALIFICATION:
• Minimum Educational standard: B.Sc./HND in Accounting, Business Administration & Economics


EXPERIENCE:
• Minimum Working Experience: 2 Years.

JOB REQUIREMENTS, SKILLS & ATTITUDE:

• Manufacturing Experience will be an added advantage.
• Good knowledge of accounting.
• Good Knowledge of Tally ERP 9.0.
• Excellent Interpersonal skills.
• Good team player.
• Proficient in MS Office, Excel Especially.
• Outstanding Interpersonal skills and organizational skills.
• Good communication skills, analytical and problem-solving skills.

JOB SPECIFICATION:
• Must live within close proximity or ready to relocate.
• Must be Confidential.

SALARY RANGE: N60, 000 – N80, 000 Net Pay.
APPLICATION TIMING: URGENTLY REQUIRED

HOW TO APPLY: Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: recruitment@srlng.com Title as the subject of the mail

Urgent Recruitment

A lending company based in lekki, lagos is in need of the following:

1. Head of Operations and Risk management (salary range: 180,000-230,000)

*Must have worked in microfinance/fintech/ Loan company
*Must be experienced in risk management
*5 to 7 years work experience
* manager level

2. Head, internal control and compliance management (salary range:180,000-230,000)

*Must have worked in microfinance/Fintech/lending company
*Must be experienced in internal controls and compliance
*5 to 7 years work experience
* Manager level

3. Verification and Recovery officer (salary range: 80,000)

*experience in verification
*Must have worked in microfinance/loan company
*Minimum of 2 years work experience

4. Customer Service Administrator (salary range: 60,000)

*Must know how to use Microsoft office(word,excel,PowerPoint)
* Must speak well

All Must live within lekki and its environs

Please send CV, passport and cover letter to cynosureprofessionalservices@gmail.co

Urgent Opening
Position: Data Capturing Officer
Location: Ilupeju, Lagos
Salary: N40,000 Net
Duration: 2 months
Working Days: Monday to Friday
Working time: 8am to 5pm
Qualification: NCE or OND holders
To apply, send resume to delerecruits@gmail.com

Position Title : HR Supervisor
Reports To: Deputy HR Manager
Location: Ikotun

Brief Description
Efficient management of all HR &Admin functions in the branch

Duties
· Respond to internal and external HR related enquiries or requests and provide assistance
· Perform orientations, onboarding and update records with new hires at deployed location
· Monitors operational compliance with the company’s policies and procedures at the branch
· Assist with recruitment and interview processes of the branch
· Ensure cordial industrial relations through prompt settlement of grievances whilst referring the more sensitive ones to the HO.
· Ensure compliance with regards to staff canteen management
· Attend to government agencies during inspections together with the Safety Officers.
· Conduct exit interviews at the branch
· Provide support in attending to daily staff issues on attendance, discipline and complaints
· Generate attendance report on lateness and absenteeism for the line managers at the branch
· Responsible for the distribution of stationaries at the branch
· Assist with the implementation of new policies at the branch
· Take up IMS responsibilities such as reporting unsafe act, condition or procedure in the workplace, participating in fire or emergency drill at work, participating in incident reporting and investigation when necessary and adherence to Company policies

Minimum Requirements

· Bachelor’s degree or its equivalent in relevant courses, degree in HR related courses will be a plus. CIPM, HRI Certification will be an advantage.
· Min 5-10 years’ experience as an HR Officer.

Application Closing Date
16th November 2022.
Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: career@jmglimited.com using the Job Title as the subject of the email.

An Oil&Gas service firm in Lekki Phase 1 is looking for a Business Development Executive.

Preferably male for gender balance.

Salary is 150k-200k negotiable.

Applicants should send their Cvs to elohojabor@gmail.com with job title as subject.

Delta State University of Science and Technology, Ozoro, with a mission for Academic Excellence and a strong industry-driven research base is recruiting.

Assistant Lecturer (Science)
Job Description
We need Lecturers who can teach in the following Departments:
Biochemistry
Marine Science
Microbiology
Science Laboratory Technology.
Requirements
Candidates should possess a First Degree not below Second Class division plus a Master’s Degree.

Lecturer I (Software Engineering)
Requirements
Candidate should possess a PhD Degree with at least six (6) published articles in a peer review journal/teaching research experience in a University, with at least two (2) years as a Lecturer II.

Assistant Lecturer (Computer Science)
Requirements
Candidates should possess a First Degree not below Second Class division plus a Master’s Degree.

Lecturer II (Cyber Security)
Requirements
Candidate should possess a Ph.D. Degree Or a Master’s Degree with three (3) published articles in a peer review journal/teaching and research experience in a University, with at least two (2) years as an Assistant Lecturer.

Deadline: Nov 14, 2022

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should submit Applications with ten (10) copies of their Curriculum Vitae. The Curriculum Vitae should indicate the following:
Full Name (Block Letter)
Date and Place of Birth
State of Origin
Permanent Home Address
Current Postal Address
Marital Status
Telephone No. / Email Address
Present Rank / Grade Level & Step
Educational Institution Attended (With Dates)
Academic Qualifications (with Dates and Granting Bodies)
Name and Address of Previous Employer
Name(s) and Address of Present Employer
Academic / Teaching Experience
Membership of Learned Society
Administrative Exposure
Research Journals.
A1. Journal Articles - Indexed and Foreign
S/N Author(s)
Title
Publisher & Place
Indexing Body
Pagination
A2. Journal Articles - International, Not Indexed, National and Local
S/N
Author(s)
Title
Publisher
Place of Publication
Pagination.
A3. Conference / Seminar Attended (with dates).

All applications should be addressed and sent to:

The Registrar,
Delta State University of Science and Technology,
P.M.B 05, Ozoro,
Delta State.

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Are you a young accountant with 2-4 years experience for the role of an account officer(Reconciliation officer) for an health care facility located at Ikoyi Lagos needed urgently for immediate employment
pls share your Cv with jidahosa@smile360ng.com
cc okalejaiye@smile360ng.com

Job Position: Accounts Intern
Job Location: Abuja
Job Type: Internship

Description
As part of its contribution to human capital development, TLMN is providing a 1-year internship opportunity for graduates of Accounting.

Key Responsibilities
Under the direct supervision of the Head of Finance and Administration, the Accounts Intern will assist the Finance department to carry out all financial responsibilities.

Requirements
To be eligible for the internship, the candidate must have an Undergraduate Degree (HND / BSc) in Accountancy, Business Administration, or related courses and must have graduated from a tertiary institution in the last two years with a second-class upper division / upper credit.

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Resumes and Cover Letters to: tlmnigeriarecruitment@gmail.com using the Job position as the subject of the email.

Our client a Retail and Health care company located at Oniru, Lagos Island is urgently in need of a Human Resources Generalist (who MUST have worked in a Retail or Pharmaceutical company) to recruit, support and develop talent through developing policies and managing procedures.
Key Responsibilities
• Be actively involved in recruitment by preparing job descriptions, posting ads and
• managing the hiring process
• Create and implement effective onboarding plans for new hires
• Identify and manage training and development needs for employees
• Assist in performance management processes and annual salary review
• Support the management of disciplinary and grievance issues
• Maintain employee records (attendance etc.) according to policy and legal
• requirements
• Review employment and working conditions to ensure legal compliance
• Develop and implement human resources policies and procedures
• Create Standard Operating Procedures
• Provide counseling on policies and procedures
• Administer compensation and benefits that are in line with company policies and
• legislation
• Conduct exit interviews
• Review and update employee rules and regulations
• Maintain the human resource information system and employee database
• Coordinate employee safety, welfare and wellness
Key Requirements
• Knowledge of HR functions (pay & benefits, recruitment, training & development etc.)
• Understanding of labor laws and disciplinary procedures
• Proficient in MS Office; knowledge of HRMS is a plus
• Knowledgeable in SOP's and performance management
• Ability to form working relationships with people at all levels
• Meticulous attention to detail
• Outstanding organizational and time-management abilities
• Excellent communication and interpersonal skills
• Sympathetic Attitude and ability to make quick fair decisions
• Problem-solving and decision-making aptitude
• Strong ethics and reliability
• Trustworthy and self-disciplined
• Work experience as a Human Resource Officer or similar role for at least 3-4years
• BSc/BA in business administration, social studies or relevant field.
Interested candidates should send CV to strategichire30@gmail.com

A Wellness center and med spa needs a Cleaner at the V.I branch.

Requirements:

1. SSCE Certificate
2. Ability to communicate in simple English

Applicants residing at V.I and its environs are encouraged to apply.

Interested candidates should send their CVs to mowphyscribe@gmail.com using the job title as the subject of the email.

Vacancy: Finance Trainee
Location: Lagos

FMCG Distributions Limited has vacancies for the position of Finance Trainee.

B.Sc/HND in Accounting
1-2 years experience.

To apply:
Interested and qualified should send their CV to careers@fmcgdistribution.org using the job title as the subject of the mail email.