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osuofia2:
BABA BUHARI IS WISE, IN HIS INFINITE WISDOM. HAS SEEN THAT NIGERIA IS NOW A FULL RICE PROCING COUNTRY BEFORE THE REOPENING OF THE BORDER.
GOD BLESS BABA BUHARI

Oshare na d thunder that will fire you and your buhari dey jakpa junction

You can't tell me datz a 50yrs old body

See Op don Npower him girlfriend sha . Ekpa omo

slawormiir:
damnnn niggarrrr
When a real niggarr heave a sigh of relief and he is about to light up his weed thinking he has heard and seen every thing in life then another shit pops up from nairaland

Bros op..joke apart....when you find yourself in a new environment atimes going to toilet or the feeling to poo will never come

Guy slawormir no fit u, try another moniker

This one just weak me

madprophet:
Hope say you marry the babe sha

We broke up recently

Op go for another test in three months time, it's not time to rejoice yet

Happened 2017 during NYSC
I invested all my money in MMM naso MMM crash with my past, present and future savings join NYSC loan wey I take to invest also. I almost died. Was left without a dime and all my paddy travel leave me base on August holiday, I was left all by myself with one Yoruba flatmate wey broke pass me. The saving grace I had that period was the vegetables and corn the indigenes planted round my lodge. Come see as I turn vegetarian automatically, surviving on corns and vegetables. Me and my guy eat without hope of the next meal, na as we see nai we dey chop. The guy man no fit bear the hunger again nai he zab leave me na once automatic fever hold me, I sick once. Laslas sha I got to control babe come, na she come survive me dat period. She was my saving grace. As my Yoruba guy hear say babe don show (base on say he knows she always come loaded) nai the idiot come back come follow me dey chop wetin she bring after leaving me to suffer alone. I told her to make sure she didn't give him anything to eat but base on good girl wey she be she had to plead with me to let it go.
I suffer that period sha

Victor AD ft patoranking - Prayer request

Op, what Xiaomi offers cannot be compared with other midrange smart phones.
I've been using my RN8 for a year now and buying it is one of my best decisions ever
I'm very rough with phones but I use my redmi without a pouch and it still looks new.
Display is cool also.
Balanced my camera with GCam and I'm officially the cameraman in most events I attend.
Only problem I have is having to place the phone on speaker or use a earpiece to receive calls often.
Aside that, the phone is very durable and reliable.
Forget about the lack of spare parts talk, I'm not sure u'll be needing one soon if you go for redmi

2020 is indeed fvcked up

I doubt if Trump really contracted the Virus

In a primary school
The babe came to visit and I already made plans with my guy to use his room( we call it slaughter room den) on getting there my guy man no dey and he say he give key to hin younger brother, I went to meet the younger brother and the mumu say he no see key, chai my head wan spark bcoz na first time Bleep and I can't let her go like dat. I need use her count scores. Nai I carry babe go back of community primary school go Bleep and boys dey play ball for the field, as I dey Bleep I dey observe whether person dey come

Second experience was in a church camp
As a catholic I was a member of legion of Mary society in the church, naso we go one week camp. On getting there we were shared into groups and one busty babe was my group leader and I observed she was tripping already. I felt sick on a particular day and couldn't join the others for the day's work, naso the babe form say she no fit work too. As others don go nai babe enter my room o come give me scissors style under my wrapper. I still wonder how I wasn't caught that day.

Keyamo is right to some extent. The victim is still very much alive and jumped out of the vehicle to escape arrest.

PriestDaniz:
I love this.
More death to them.
If we should even start self,them no many pass us,Delta no be Edo, Delta no be Rivers,Delta no be North,Delta No be Biafra, Delta no be Nigeria self, Delta na Delta,Na we be heartbeat and finger of God.
We dey quiet no mean say we no serious or strong,we just love peace but since SARS,NPF and The Army no like peace,no problem, we're ready to fight and live while they die,since we can't fight for politicians we will fight for our boys, girls and parents and children.
I for like take selfie send come but e too risky, it's hot here in Delta, it's hot right now. They're on the run. Some are dead on the ground self.
If them like send the Army,it will be remix of what happened during the Lockdown clash between Urhobo and Isoko people against the Army,we go play rematch of bullets like last time,they should come prepare.
One can only imagine how sweet it'll be only if the Militants will join us, it's even giving me orgasms goddamn it.
We're Deltans.
We're Isoko and Urhobo
We're Niger Deltans.

Shut up ur mouth der and stop spreading fake news. I'm currently in ughelli and nowhere is hot here, neither is anyone on the run nor dead on the ground.
#Hustle legally and live in peace

I'm too Alpha for my liking
My standpoint and principles has made me lost so many good relationships.
I hardly beg even when I might be wrong
And I hardly forgive any misconduct from babes, d moment you Bleep up I call it quit and block u on all social media platforms.

Op, plan a mini vacation in Asaba for like two days. Promise her you will love to spend quality time with her and you will also love to know her place. Make sure you travel with no load at all so it will be easy for you to jakpa after the two days vacation. U can tell her u're going out to get something and zab from there.

Android 10 update on RN8...Got it yesterday

That number 3 ehn....Na only God go help person

Preshieben:
here she is.. I don't know her user tho
But op get something doing..

Babe u worwor o.....See teeth

BlacQaerhi:
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Hope say the Baba wey do you this thing never die sha?

Nihilist000:
Please help me move to frontpage

Move what to front page?

ghettokid1:
Barca should fuckingly release him & let him go

The major issue is not letting him go but letting him go for free.,...na there the problem dey

As a young man there's a stage you will mature to then you'll understand why we advise guys to make money or be comfortable first before chasing after women but until then you can keep deceiving yourself with the Bleep boy life

heendrix:
You won't and can't use the money for something reasonable speaking from experience

Na lie oga...so wetin d boys dey use the money do no dey reasonable abi?

Spreads mat...I dey like this kind story

Ajibade123:
just remove Messi the rest are B players

Messi was a B player yesterday also, so don't blame the rest. Useless team

Your babe wants to assess if she's safe or not, whether to stay in the relationship or zab . There are two things involved my brother, if your account is balanced then she's safe but if your account is not balanced just know say wahala don start be dat because she go zab.

Op please get your facts right next time. The deceased was involved in a protest by Yahoo boys against police harassment in ozoro. About two policemen were allegedly killed.

I think she should increase that figure to 90%. She's so on point. Most guys I know don't really marry the ones they love.

you all spilling deep shit about how evil and heartless the guy is wouldn't understand how complicated stuffs like this can be until you get entangled.