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FUNNY NATION
FUNNY SYSTEM
FUNNY LEADERS
FUNNY POLICIES
SEND DHL TO SHEKAU

TRUTH IS BITTER.

IamBroke:
If you no know something you fit Waka pass

Judiciary and NPF,hope you will learn some ideas.
Using helicopters to chase criminals
Overt and Covert operations
Long term sentences for Criminals
Etc

I have degrees in Education and British passport. A Muslim planning to live in UAE.

Don't forget to add,include the imported voters from Niger,Mali and other foreign Fulani.

adanny01:
I know there are many Nigerians below the age 18 and those in remote areas who have not registered. Having said that, if we double the number of people that have been registered, 102m, it gives us a fair estimate of the population of Nigeria.

Remember, our voters register has 82m. Voter turnout last time was less than 30m.

That 200m estimated population of Nigeria is grossly far from the actual

When a train is derailed , something reasonable must be done.
The nation is PAFUKA

All hail the
Federal Republic of Northern Nigeria or for Northern Nigerians

Top class oloshoooo?

The5DME:
Oloshos dem.

Shameless.

RIP
That's why I placed on hold the helicopter that I ordered.

What did he promise then 500naira to $1

Specifically designed for Ogun state roads.

Overtaxing the people and proceeds from undisclosed sources?

Miyeti Criminals,terrorist group,creating problems for West Africa.

I now know why dna paternity test is gaining popularity.
Married woman and her ex trying to do business together on weekends basis,free return tickets for 'services rendered.

6digitscomrade:
gimme uniform make I find my own spot mount my roadblocks and discharge my duties jejely lol

No tailor for your side or okrika shop?

Is the governor a smuggler?

All hail the
Federal Government of Northern Nigeria. Federal Ministry of Cows coming soon,with impunity, of course.

Audio Houses?

Federal government of Northern Nigeria is what is left.

Please whatever the situation don't lose hope. By the grace of God you will still build a mansion.
If you want to travel out at any time I will guide you free of charge because I am knowledgeable in this aspect. AFTER RAINFALL, THERE WILL SURELY BE SUNSHINE. CHARTING IS IMPORTANT.

Favouring Ijebu the way PMB is favouring the herdsmen.

Hope Tinubu will not be incharge of the new currency.

NA,please think well.
What of Arewa boys and Miyeti criminals

500 jailed
500 sent abroad

nograv:
Vote for better leaders who will turn say Lagos into a Dubai..

Where are the better leaders, soldiers go,soldiers come.

Many criminals in the federal Republic of Northern Nigeria

fait10:
Buhari is the best president ever. On behalf of all Nairalanders we all love buhari

Are you a Northern?

Is it not too early?

DaddyRochie1642:
I see nothing wrong with the decision

Are you truly a female?

The refinery belongs to Oduduwa Nation.

Governor of Ogun or Ijebu?