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Decryptor: Yorubas, please do yourselves and Nigerians a favor...stick to your "usual" UK. Don't go and pollute these other countries.

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[quote author=black_beau]Abeg,@op,why will u say that Denmark is the happiest country in the world.that's a lie.its Nigeria[/quote]ACCORDING TO RESEARCH,NIGERIA WAS ONCE RATED THE HAPPIEST COUNTRY .

@MARKENNY WHO WROTE THIS BEFORE@poster i will not adivse but i will tell u little about norway
i was in norway(oslo) last year for one month,for my own norway is a bullshit conutry
first the black in norway nerva talk to each other,and incase u havnt check norway is second in
the list of most expensive conutry,one bottle of gas water cost 10kone about 5euro
,in germany it cost 35cent and 25cent fant,austria it cost 90cent,i cant afford there hotel so i slept in the
bahnhof(train station)for 3 days and the last days in asylum camp,if say hallo to black in english he will
speak french,speak french there will turn to dutch.the weather over there is not predictable,and it cold like hell
the speak english and norwagen,there guys and girls are friendly to blacks,if u are goin there for footbal gud luck
but for schoolin make sure u have soruce of income.and norway is vry vry vry small and boaring country.i hate myself
when i was there. beside nothing is happein there much, if u are guy man,

,MARKKENNY OPINION OF NORWAY

swiftycool: Thats nice to know and more encouraging to get first hand information from a present resident migrant, but please tell the house how you embarked on the immigration process, was it initially as a student or directly as a job seeker also are you Nigerian? and what did it take to bring all your family with you?

Lets hear your views about NO 1 country.

Kalamaya: Norway for me remains the best place to live. I'm Still enjoying the decision i took four years ago by migrating with my family to Norway. The advantages are just too much.

How can one get job there as EU member?I LOVE NO 1 COUNTRY.

fortsierafino: What about czech republic?

THEY LISTED THE BEST AND TRULY THE BEST,IF U PREFER CZECH REP,BEST OF LUCK.

If you want to travel abroad and enjoy your stay and benefits from the money invested in the trip-FOCUS ON THE BEST 10 listed.Norway,Switzerland and Luxembourg are excellent places,if you enter properly and legally and ready to learn the language(s),if applicable.

@twaintoy
Why processing your Canadian visa through an agent when you are well educated.Try and study it properly and apply direct.

@GODSON20133.
I agree with you totally only that you ll still find people that speak English in Luxembourg but French Or German,FRENCH ESPECIALLY,very important.

WHERE IS UK THAT IS DEMANDING £3000 BOND?

CAPITAL NO.PERIOD.

@afrocatalyst.Thanks I will contact the suggested dept/section.Well appreciated .

I need info on HOW TO GET CLEANING CONTRACTS in the UK..There are many people setting up cleaning companies but I dont know which dept to approach to start getting small contracts ,for a start.Please if you know how they do it ,especially getting contracts from government ,schools,agencies,supply info and guidance.
I have no problem setting up the business ,getting cleaning materials ,equipment and getting part time workers.THANKS

CLEVER ANIMALS-PLANNING STRATEGIES TILL THE D -DAY.

You are really straight to the point and gave excellent advise .

A LIAR WILL ALWAYS BE A LIAR.WHY TELLING LIES?

Good talk from the REAL PEOPLE OF GOD.A good government MUST
FIGHT FOR THE MASSES
ATTEND TO THE SUFFERINGS OF THE MASSES
FOCUS ON THE MASSES
MAKE LIFE BETTER FOR THE MASSES
BUT IN AFRICA,THE REVERSE IS THE CASE
'IBORILIZATION' OF THE PUBLIC FUNDS......

You cannnot get any positive feedback because they are not used to helping one another in that good small nation.

Better try to travel to Luxembourg city and locate Nigerians.Opposite the Central Train Station people will direct you to spots where you ll see Nigerians.I was there for one week early this year They told me that Nigerians there are not used to helping one another but wish you all the best.

advanced logic and current affairs

A fund established to help a homeless man who returned a lost backpack containing more than $42,000 (£26,000) has raised almost $110,000 (£68,500).

Boston man Glen James, 54, spoke to police after he found the backpack containing $2,400 (£1,500) in cash and nearly $40,000 (£25,000) in traveller's cheques at the South Bay Mall.

The man who lost the backpack told workers at a nearby store and they called police, who later returned the backpack to him.

Virginia resident Ethan Whittington read media accounts of Mr James' honesty and started a fund for him on a crowd-funding website.

The fund has since raised more than $100,000, including $182 (£114) of pocket money saved up by two young children.

The Boston Police Department publicly thanked Mr James, saying his actions were "a remarkable tribute to him and his honesty".

Mr James said in a statement: "Even if I were desperate for money, I would not have kept even a penny of the money I found.

"I am extremely religious. God has always very well looked after me."

I always wonder how the bus drivers manage to piss because of the long trip so this one of the methods.Its not really easy at all.A lady bus driver once stopped the bus at the High Road disappeared to ease herself.W4 always use the bush at the last stop on Ferry Lane.

I am not judging but some women cant take it easy.I ll show u I am A ....EASY??

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A US man is facing gun charges after he accidentally shot himself in the penis - with his fiancee's pink pistol.

Joshua Seto, 27, was shopping with fiancee Cara Christopher, 26, in Chandler, Arizona, when he stuffed her gun into the front waistband of his trousers.

Police say he accidentally fired the pistol in the process and the bullet pierced his manhood and passed through his left thigh.

His girlfriend called 911 and described the wound to dispatchers who told her to apply direct pressure to slow the bleeding.

"I did look at it. It's pretty bad," she told dispatchers. "He is still conscious, there is just a lot of blood."

Mr Seto was rushed to hospital but later released after treatment, reports the Arizona Republic.

"We don't know if he suffered any permanent damage," said Sgt J Favazzo of the Chandler Police Department.

"The case remains under investigation and we are still in the process of determining whether to press charges."

Truck driver dies after shooting himself in the penis

A truck driver has died after apparently shooting himself in the penis. The 37-year-old-man died during a drinking session with friends - not at the wheel - in the Philippines province of Pangasinan. Police said Geronimo Narciso was reportedly drunk and fired two shots into the air, prompting his friends to restrain him. When Narciso then tried to place his homemade gun in his trousers, he accidentally pulled the trigger.

The Salesgirl must be the LIAR
NO RESPECT for black people,looking down on black people,underrating black people ETC.
The bottom line is
SAY NO TO RACISM.

Sir, How can a British Passport holder work legally in the USA?

Liberty Targets 'Illegal' Home Office 'Racist Van' - With Another Van
The Huffington Post UK | Posted: 06/08/2013 11:40 BST | Updated: 06/08/2013 16:22 BST


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Civil liberties campaigners are hitting back at the Home Office's controversial "go home" anti-illegal immigrant vans - with a van of their own.

Liberty are driving a van around London on Tuesday carrying the slogan: "Stirring up tension and division in the UK illegally? Home Office, think again."

The campaign is in response to a Home Office van that featured a billboard telling illegal immigrants:

In the UK illegally? Go home or face arrest. Text HOME to 78070 for free advice, and help with travel documents. We can help you return home voluntarily without fear of arrest or detention.
The controversial message led the vehicle to be dubbed the "racist van" - and was disowned by Nick Clegg and the Lib Dem half of the coalition.

The Liberty van out on the streets today will circle the Home Office, Westminster and the surrounding area in the morning, before visiting Kensal Green and Walthamstow in the afternoon.

According to the civil liberties charity the Home Office vans were "deeply offensive and divisive" and in breach of the Equality Act - and therefore against the law.

Liberty also said it did not believe the government had the legal authority for the controversial immigration spot checks being carried out by Home Office officials.

Isabella Sankey, Director of Policy, said: "What better way to sow mistrust and division than the latest Home Office activities? Offensive vans pedalling racist slogans and spot checks on the streets are as un-British as they are unlawful.

"The department needs to think again, and fast - anyone who has been subject to a spot check should contact Liberty"

On Tuesday morning Boris Johnson also said while he felt illegal immigrants should obey the law - the language on the Home Office vans "could be friendlier".

And the Home Office campaign was too extreme for Ukip leader Nigel Farage, who said the tone of the billboards was "nasty" and "unpleasant".

"Government mobile billboards telling illegal immigrants they will be arrested is gesture politics aimed at trying to shoot the Ukip fox," he said.

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Which country is officially the world's favourite holiday destination?

Which country is the world's favourite holiday destination?
The lavender fields at the Abbaye de Senanque, Provence: Getty
Drum roll, please. The country that is officially the world's favourite tourist destination has been revealed - with France receiving more visitors in 2012 than any other country.

The study by the United Nations World Tourism Organisation revealed that 83 million people holidayed in France last year, which is more than its population of 66 million, reports the BBC.

It received 16 million more visitors than the US in second place, with China, Spain and Italy making up the top five.

And it's not hard to see why France came out on top. Apart from its delicious cheese and wine, sun-soaked Mediterranean beach resorts and stunning skiing spots, France has 37 sites inscribed in UNESCO's World Heritage List and features cities of high cultural interest (Paris being the foremost, but also Toulouse, Strasbourg, Bordeaux, Lyon, and others), and rural regions that many enjoy for their beauty and tranquillity, like the stunning lavender fields of Provence (pictured).

Small and picturesque French villages of quality heritage (such as Collonges-la-Rouge or Gordes) are promoted through the association Les Plus Beaux Villages de France ("The Most Beautiful Villages of France".

The Remarkable Gardens label also offers a list of the over two hundred gardens classified by the French Ministry of Culture.

The country is also extremely famous for its celebrity honeypot area, the French Riviera.

A host of stars own holiday homes here (Carla Bruni and the Jolie-Pitts included), while celebs flock to Cannes every year for its glittering film festival.

Meanwhile, the most visited city destination of 2012 was Bangkok, with London in second position. Paris, Singapore and New York finished the top five most-visited city destinations.

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