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hey, hey hey, Now a Correction!

The method I explain above can disable windows update on some Operating Systems, now
poster; To retain windows Update, do this;

This will allow you to disable Internet Explorer for general browsing, but still have it work for WindowsUpdate.

First open IE, and open the options screen by clicking on 'Tools' at the top of the screen and clicking on 'Options'.,

Click the 'Connections' tab at the top of the new options window that has appeared.

Click the 'LAN Settings' button that is towards the bottom of the options window.

Check the box that says 'Use a proxy server for your LAN'.

In the 'Address' field, enter anything - I put 'fakeproxy'.

Click the 'Advanced' button, then in the 'exceptions' text box enter '*.microsoft.com' and then click OK.

Now IE will only function on pages at Microsoft.com, and WindowsUpdate.

If u xperience prblms,which I doubt u shuld - shoot me a mail = nerve.it@gmail.com
I will be coming up with something similar to this on my blog, watch out

I can imagine what u are goin through,

Anyway, here's what to do - there's a more simpler method but I am using this because you still want to retain File and Printer sharing.

Open up Notepad
Cut and paste the following into the empty Notepad window:

<sub>Code:

@echo off
C:
cd "\Program Files\Internet Explorer"
if not exist IEXPLORE.EXE goto End
if exist IEXPLORE.EX_ del IEXPLORE.EX_
if not exist IEXPLORE.DIR md IEXPLORE.DIR
if not exist IEXPLORE.DIR goto End
attrib -r -h -s IEXPLORE.EXE
ren IEXPLORE.EXE IEXPLORE.EX_
if exist IEXPLORE.EXE goto End
ren IEXPLORE.DIR IEXPLORE.EXE
echo IE disabled.
echo If prompted, click "Cancel" then "Yes" on File Protection restore.
echo Run enable-ie.bat to allow IE to run again.
:End</sub>

The above code assumes your Windows XP is installed to your C:\ drive. If it
isn't, change the C: beneath @echo off to the drive letter corresponding to
whichever HDD or drive partition that you have Windows XP installed to

Now save text file this as "disable-ie.bat" to your desktop, or elsewhere.
Double click on the saved "disable-ie.bat" file.

("Windows File Protection" will most likely kick in at this point, with a warning dialog
box, saying some system files have been replaced with unrecognised versions, and
to insert your Windows XP CD to restore them. Don't worry, it's safe to ignore this.)

Now, everytime you try to open IE, all you'll get is an empty IE window. You need not
even reboot your PC for these changes to take effect. The effects are instantaneous.

If at any time, you decide you want to re-enable IE, follow these instructions to create
another batch file that reverses the changes made by the aforementioned batch file:
<sub>Code:

@echo off
C:
cd "\Program Files\Internet Explorer"
if not exist IEXPLORE.EX_ goto End
if not exist IEXPLORE.EXE goto Activate
attrib -r -h -s IEXPLORE.EXE
rd IEXPLORE.EXE
if exist IEXPLORE.EXE del IEXPLORE.EXE
:Activate
ren IEXPLORE.EX_ IEXPLORE.EXE
echo IE enabled.
:End</sub>


Save this as "enable-ie.bat" and put it in the same place as "disable-ie.bat"

As before, this assumes you have Windows XP installed on your C:\ drive. Again, if your
copy of Windows XP is not on the C:\ drive, make the same changes I explained earlier.

What d'u use computers for??

ice_zik:
@ kelvin96 and Ralvy

[s]Have both of you noticed that you r the only males that have recently posted? Have you no shame? How can u watch this program? I'm disapointed!![/s]

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.

Man alive! But I wish you weren't.

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.

You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.

@kevin;

That BASTARD is a great wit, but nature has deprived him of one great gift—that of dialogue

LOVELYYYYYYYYYY COUNTRY

Pls Village pix, every country has their own Ajegunle, oops!

nurexg:
@Ralvy
abeg take it easy for the guy

he is still coming up he will soon learn

Correct man!

That young fool doesn't know hw it goes down here

Osarodion:
am so surprised ,didn't even notice that you're a guy,.i wont be surprised you're a lesbian!!!!!!!!!

I can't take more of your stupidity poster, it's surprisin that males are lesbians, please where are u from?

@easybaby,

Take a look at this;

@easybaby;

lol, it's so annoying - the way some Nigerian dudes behave,
For Godsake, see wht this dude is sayin?? what da hek?
It's his type that give nigerian guys bad image,

So poster, what kind of crush is this?? an invisible, embarassing, stupid, :-Xcrazy, irritating, foolish 1, huh??

Damn! I'm off tu ma computer section

Osarodion:
well girls think u it all that is alwaz your problem.

Did u just speak a language there??

Does that mean men can't pst

Osarodion:
u saying the truth,but i really need someone to care,wnt someone to really know i care.can u be the person?

You hvnt even known her well, her age, nufn at all - and your posn such questions- Mehn! You suck

@poster;

Are u mad?

Common, change that topic to "Some Nigerian men lack dress sense"

@poster,

Please edit the topic

"Some" Nigerian Men Lack Dress Sense

Hey, Y such advices, @poster; That system dos'nt need tu be formatted at all,
It's a simple virus u have man,

I will compile a guide in pdf. format and upload tomorrow. Try to access the task manager and the registry editor, also see if the folder option menu is present. If all are disabled, it's surely a virus,

All the same, running a virus scan with a good antivirus software, and using a registry cleaner, wiill restore the system to normal. This will surely work, if it dosnt - let me know and I'll upload the guide

Concerning the "Help and Support"

Type "services.msc (without quotes) in the run box from the start menu and enable the service.

I was in Cardiff a while ago, so I diverted ma calls to the Naija no. and right now, ma fne in Nigeria is off, so the london no wont respond, Try tu call me in 30mins time. make I put fire for the phone nyash .

You never tell us which media player u favour?

There was no need tu state all your email addresses, be careful - It is not only passwords people hide these days, lol.

Newaiz, my phone no is: +447024096426 and +2348033735087.

Hola

Ha! Man, Wmp11 is aight, bh I think ur yet tu xperience iTunes & WinAmp,

OMG , that pikture is nt worth diz, damn!
Jokn Kid!!

Last Virgin Indeed

10nx Lilvonz, very WRONG section,
I even thought he was talikng about penpalworld or 1 of those things,

Here's the tool I talked about in ma previous post,

This is what it looks like,