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jagugu88li:
The scene where the Professor discusses the last supper: The setup of the scene, the tone of the professor, his eyes (the was something there I cant explain even to this day) etc.

I had just heard about this non-existent illuminati and the guy sharing that info talked about the key signs, the secret lingo, the keepers and many silly things. He delivered it exactly as the Prof in Da Vinci Code. He claimed to be a member of illuminati. So, him being my neighbour, and the book confirming his claims.........then I remembered the dude is European, the book is a Novel and anyway he could have read it way before me.

Bible mysteries scare me. I cant explain why, but they do.

jagugu88li:
I read that Da Vinci Code and watched the movie too, I couldn't sleep for days. This not sleeping always happens when I have been discussing the mysteries of the Bible. The part where the Professor is discussing The Supper portrait, chai.

DoctorAlien:
In Heaven, you can never switch on your TV to hear that Nigeria is in recession, or that a new viral disease is on the rampage. You won't be afraid of anything. Those things that make you sad won't be there. You can never hear that a man was shot dead in Detroit or that a black was killed by a policeman.

There won't even be a policeman because no criminal will be in Heaven.

Farmerforlife:
Of course I am. I am zealous to enjoy all the bounties provided by my Lord. Remember that we are there for ever.

Farmerforlife:
There are no authentic narrations that state precisely the number of women given to individuals in Paradise. We hope for as many as possible. Why limit it to 72? Paradise is an aggregation of all that we enjoy here on earth, heightened and magnified thousands of times, as a reward for our faithfulness on earth. So yes, in as much as we enjoy the companionship of good friends, delicious food, tasty drinks and lawful sex on earth, we will enjoy them in unlimited quantities in Paradise.. insha Allah.

All people, men and women, obtain whatever they wish. If you are really with the Quran, you will see...

<<For them therein is all that they desire, for them therein, is all that they request, a gift from the All Forgiving, Most Merciful>>
surat Fussilat.

So, everyone; whether male or female will be granted ANYTHING that they desire.

As for your other comments, they show lack of a broad view, and petty analysis from a worldly perspective. There is neither drunkenness, nor jealousy, nor sickness, nor death in Paradise. There is no need for prayers or spirituality. All deeds are unnecessary, for those are tests for this world alone. If a man of paradise is preoccupied with the rewards that God has bestowed upon him, then he has earned it. All we need to do in Paradise is to enjoy His bounty, in the companionship of those faithful men and women, who submitted in obedience to His Will since the creation of mankind.

I hope that you are more enlightened now.

Anas09:
Here you go.

(QURAN 76:19): "And round about them will (serve) boys of everlasting youth. If you see them, you would think them scattered pearls."



It is common in Arabic poetry to glorify homosexuality, take their famous poet Abu Nuwas:


O the joy of sodomy!
So now be sodomites, you Arabs.
Turn not away from it--
therein is wondrous pleasure.
Take some coy lad with kiss-curls
twisting on his temple
and ride as he stands like some gazelle
standing to her mate.
A lad whom all can see girt with sword
and belt not like your LovePeddler who has
to go veiled.
Make for smooth-faced boys and do your
very best to mount them, for women are
the mounts of the devils

Acidosis:
Perhaps the reader is just too lame to understand that over a million congregation wouldn't flock around a man without a cogent reason.

Acidosis:
Try and tell people things that aren't real, let's see the number of followers/money you can gather in 20 years.

SpicyJosBabe:
Thank u so much guyz. I love your points. Morality to a large extent does not depend on religion from what i have observed.
There are christians with extremely terrible characters and non christians with a kinder heart or a greater morality. May God help us all to be better people.

MizMyColi:

Your wife might be reacting out of Jealousy which is understandable.

But if you both are able to help in any means possible including accommodating her for the time being or the whole Nine months, please do.

This might be the Universe's way of opening your wife's womb for even greater miracles.

She should not let the opportunity slip.

Let her make this sacrifice, and do so joyfully even as she reminds heaven that it is her wish to carry her own Child. I wish her well.

Muafrika2:
This coded discussion between you and 4evergod makes me curious. I would have asked you to cc your mails so I can follow. But I wont

Anas09:
I dont know how to go back retrieving posts, but not to worry, we are still here. I will call your attention soon enough.

Muafrika2:
I thought Ranchhoddas said he's not an atheist.

Anyway

Anas09:
And its suppose to happen like magic?
It requires your faith. God doesn't work for you. You go about maligning his name, now u want Him to just step in and turn things around? U don't even believ He exists

Vickiweezy:
See one of the bastards wey dey make me chop once a day

adjoviomole:
N how did dey study wat dey did nt see? Carbon dating the lightning shey?

adjoviomole:
Stylishly evade it. I understand. is that not how evolution started? Lightning striking a pond? Just ansa yes or no.

adjoviomole:
Like criosly wikipedia is nt a reliable source? .

Ok some billion yrs ago, a lightning from nowhere struck a pond filled with bacteria and this bacteria are d genesis of all life forms, is that not it? . My question is who saw this lightning?

obinna002:
Your a big LOSER, keep Blaming others for your poor mentality, MUMU

obinna002:
What are you really saying, so if someone wants to help you get a job you will tell they person No, since he did not pay any money to get the job then is ok by me , help can come from anywhere , please stop been jealous and pray for your own favour.

buchilino:
U THINK NO NIGERIA. ONE GOOD THING ABOUT DIS JOB OF MINE IS, IT GAVE ME OPPORTUNITIES 2 C DAT THERE IS MORE 2 DIS COUNTRY WHICH ALOT OF PPLE R NOT AWARE OF. I REST MINE CASE

buchilino:
MY FRIEND, U DON'T NO ME, NOR DO I NO U. SO I DON'T OWE U ANY EXPLANATIONS.

buchilino:
LIKE I SAID U DON'T NO D FULL DETAILS, SO I REST MY CASE.

alfarouq:
Dude is the funniest person I have come across on this forum. So you think after dedicating yourself to God's worship on earth, you will still go and continue the spirituality after, so what then is ones reward for doing what Allah commanded and staying away from what he prohibited.
In paradise, the only thing believers do is to enjoy, enjoy and enjoy, there is also no sickness, hunger and all those things which serve as a trial for man on earth, people eat and drink to enjoy not because they are hungry or thirsty, one does not become too full that he has to excrete, no menstruation etc t is the reward for living a good life and obeying Allah's commandment.
In paradise you do whatever your heart desire and nobody will ask you why you are doing that even though its not possible one of teach hers use to say when you are in paradise, if anybody told you this is what you should do and what you should not do or someone come and call you let's go for worship, please look for a whip and flog the person. This is just to emphasize that in paradise no any spirituality.
I will write about paradise and hell some other times insha Allah

buchilino:
U DON'T EVEN NO D FULL DETAILS OF D WHOLE STORY. ANYWAY ALL AM TELLING PPLE IS DAT STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN. U DON'T NO WHERE N WHO UR HELPER WILL COME FROM

Anas09:
You dont get it right?

buchilino:
DATS UR OPINION. THERE IS AN ELECTRIC POLE NEAR U. U CAN BANG UR HEAD THERE IF U LIKE, I GIVE HOOK.