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MissRaine69:
Those that know and understand feminism do not have such mindsets ....Those that are confused will make statements like that.

Mindfulness:
Of the men who can afford it 100%
It's the culture and HIV is real

Good luck to y'all.

notoriousbabe:
Olosho trying to belong



In all these suffering, I cannot come and marry a poor man, If you are not RICH forget it, look for your fellow poorians

Mindfulness:
The truth is that some men cite some made-up statistics to coerce women into accepting their bu*llshit and even their diseases.
Are you pissed or free yet?

Saffi:
This man can make the happiest person depression just from his bad spirits.

MuttleyLaff:
I have already in the context of miracles, said
Only God has the prerogative to break rules or laws,
and this always is done within reason, confines and parameters.
Meaning, it has to be permissible, fair, reasonable and not too extreme.

Besides, God knows when not to follow these rules dogmatically or abide by the laws blindly

We've always agreed on things

Good call

Good call

Well my persistent prayers to the powers that be for two miracles was half answered
so I believe in Nairaland miracles like you
and still do, though my earnest fervent and passionate prayer to overturn an imposed posting ban yesterday fell on deaf ears.
The heavens of Nairaland shut out my intense prayer for the miraculous to happen.

I giggled so hard that I almost spilled over my glass of rouge
You think he put the rules in place because of himself?

He made the rules, makes the rules, and can break rules.
He has the prerogative to break rules or laws,
and this always be done within reason, confines and parameters.
Meaning, it has to be permissible, fair, reasonable and not too extreme.

Make no mistaken about this, that the rules, are for Nairaland mortals

The site will be total lunacy without the rules,
there'll be anarchy, chaos, criminality, lewdness, fracas, intolerances, free-for-all nonsense etcetera if not regulated with rules

NASS is a democratically elected body.
NASS is accountable to country and God.

NASS, absent of God, dont do miracles
Members of NASS are not God

Finally, the god of nairaland is not elected like NASS members are, is also why.
The keyword to notice and embrass is prerogative.

I thought it looked like a dog's dinner because you Kikwere trying to post from church or whilst on the move driving

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Amakavula:
I am a pharmacist. Call me a certified drug cook, I can cook anything methamphetamine, cocaine, anything 99% pure ...

OgogoroFreak:
most people who could afford ₦200 to sew their torn jeans can't afford to buy data.

I won't be surprised if you are accessing nairaland with an iPhone or MacBook PC

But looking at your picture below, you don't look like someone in pains. You only have big head and big nose. Well, God nose best sha.

MuttleyLaff:
Let stay closer to home. You.
Even your entire fine specimen of a human body obeys, abides, is controlled and governed by rules
Things function and work in your body according to rules and guidelines set in place

You asked a "How long is a piece of string" question.
There are an abundant amount rules too much to mention Ranchhoddas, for us to agree on

Rules have parameters, they have limits or boundaries.
Sometimes the limits can be stretched, sometimes the rules can be broken hence you have miracles

Let's try again then, shall we?

1/ Do you believe the god of Nairaland exists?
2/ Do you believe Nairaland and its "ecosystem" have all sorts and varied rules?
3/ Do you believe Nairaland miracles happen?
4/ Do you believe the god of Nairaland bypasses laid down rules?
5/ Would you not deem it a prerogative, for the god of Nairaland, break a rule(s)?

MuttleyLaff:
I forsaw this request and so why I gave you the example about:
There is a rule about what goes up, must come down (i.e. universal rule of gravity)
There is another rule, that overrides the "what goes up must come down" rule (i.e. rules of aerodynamics)

Simply put, the rules are precepts, principles, guidelines etcetera set up to govern the policy of the universe,
so to know what is allowed and what is not allowed

Being a chemist or petrochemical engineer that you are,
dont you think it odd, the whole universe and/or world is not governed by rules

I am sure the Universe is governed by rules. Where we seem to disagree is what these rules are

The National Assembly can never be a more fitting analogy.

The National Assembly is a democratically elected body.
The National Assembly are accountable to country and God.

The National Assembly, absent of God, dont do miracles
Members of the National Assembly are not God
Neither are they above the law
and for that reason alone, they even arent allowed to break rules or laws.

Only God has the prerogative to break rules or laws,
and this always is done within reason, confines and parameters.
Meaning, it has to permissible, fair, reasonable and not too extreme.
Besides, God knows when not to follow rules dogmatically or abide by laws blindly

Ranchhoddas, please dont sidestep the five questions and other future next questions

If no trouble at all, why you then saying that:
The "in me" has a way of causing a bit of trouble.

MuttleyLaff:
I forsaw this request and so why I gave you the example about:
There is a rule about what goes up, must come down (i.e. universal rule of gravity)
There is another rule, that overrides the "what goes up must come down" rule (i.e. rules of aerodynamics)

Simply put, the rules are precepts, principles, guidelines etcetera set up to govern the policy of the universe,
so to know what is allowed and what is not allowed

Being a chemist or petrochemical engineer that you are,
dont you think it odd, the whole universe and/or world is not governed by rules.

I'M

BROTHER

MuttleyLaff:
The rules are precepts, principles, guidelines etcetera set up to govern the policy of the universe, so to know what is allowed and what is not allowed.

Could you give a brief rundown of this guidelines
Example:
There is a rule about what goes up, must come down
There is another rule, that overrides the "what goes up must come down" rule.

From first hand experiences
and eye witness accounts.

God knows the rules and so is allowed to break any, as or when He deems fit or necessary

1/ Do you believe the god of Nairaland exists?
2/ Do you believe Nairaland and its "ecosystem" have all sorts and varied rules?
3/ Do you believe Nairaland miracles happen?
4/ Do you believe the god of Nairaland bypasses laid down rules?
5/ Would you not deem it a prerogative, for the god of Nairaland, break a rule(s)?
It's not the same thing. A more fitting analogy will be, can members of the National Assembly break laws simply because they made them?


I am guessing, it is causing a bit of trouble for your nursing theory you're developing.
No trouble at all

Share a bit of what the theory is about now.

Just be mindful, not to restrict genuine miracles solely to the pulpit, church grounds and/or revival crusade grounds
because some miracles will never feature in such places

MuttleyLaff:
Good.
So checking under the bonnet resulted in finding out she went for hospital treatment

I meant a lot,
but specifically in that regard, meant that, it is God's prerogative, if He decides to bypass laid down rules

Misguided sense of loyalty to debonair charlatans

Genuine miracles, at whatever level and wherever, always happen within the rules.

Out of curiosity, would you accept and agree that the promised John 14:12 and other genuine miracles happen outside the pulpit, churches and crusade grounds?

Share what the theory is.

Brokenvessels:
Shame on you

Yuceeluv:
I wish I could attend.

MuttleyLaff:
Are you aware, that in 2004, Shiloh's Mummy GO had a close brush with death?
Was first flown to South Africa, ending up in the US before giving testimony after full medical recovery?

God moves and works in mysterious ways.
If reputably verified before and after, who am I to doubt,
but you know that, sometimes, young men & women and misplaced loyalty, are like 5 and 6

The whole world is a series of miracles.
Life in itself, is a series of miracles after miracles

No wonder you didnt understand "check under the bonnet"

MuttleyLaff:
"Truly, truly, I say to you, the one believing in Me, the works that I do, also he will do.
And he will do greater than these, because I am going to the Father."
- John 14:12

Is that the only example?
Ranchhoddas, check under the bonnet, to know how the genotype changed.

Checking under the bonnet or not, if reputably certified that the genotype did change,
then I believe, because God moves and works in mysterious ways

I typed, miracles at Shiloh, is a mix of placebo effects, genuine, hoaxes and the dark.

Placebo effects wont necessarily affect the result outcome of a genotype test

BecaciaBarbie:
Otedola must be a nice and cool dad, otherwise he wouldn't welcome someone like Eazi in his family. Most rich men want their daughters and sons rolling with other rich men's sons and daughters.

MuttleyLaff:
Ranchhoddas, why?

Why are you trying to shake the table?
Ranchhoddas what do you make of David Copperfield and Dynamo, real name Steven Frayne
or even, our own belated Dr Peller of "blessed memory"?

Miracles at Shiloh is a mix of placebo effects, genuine, hoaxs and dark.

If I may take the liberty to ask, which ones in particular seem real to you?

Yuceeluv:
This kind of gift...khloe be prayerful o...no be by mouth.

Sunofgod:
Nothing to do with Yahoo boys...... More to do with Nigerians fraudulent nature.

ImaIma1:
Why did you sleep with her when you knew somewhere at the back if mind that it won't work?

Why didn't you think of all this incompatibilities and hindrances before you got into her panties?

You want to have your cake and eat it. Now you want to run and you are looking for an easy landing.

Deal with this yourself! Why didn't you come and ask us if you should sleep with her? You wanted to taste and see. Scammers everywhere parading as boyfriends/lovers.

KanwuliaExtra:
Womb-checkers and sperm-counters on NL will be like:


“ONLY ONE CHILD? WHERE ARE THE ODAS”?

Adiwana:
Is that Jesse pink man's breaking Bad in the background??if it is then You a G. GOD BLESS ya union