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GOD! With showers of blessings!

Single cos am single.

Got it!

Take her to iya Edit agonyin joint for some delicious agege bread and agonyin beans. After eatin, buy condom and take her home!

What exactly did they tell u?

^^ Exactly!

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=743669.msg9127884#msg9127884 date=1315809270]Abi won't those loved ones join him or her? So you would stick to your family and loved ones instead of chilling with JC, Michael, Raphael, Peter, Abraham, Moses, Baba God and co in heaven. Abeg comot. [/quote]Oya, make the 1st move then we go follow.

It doesnt need a bird to fly to mars before she knows.

I just tell her whole plain and hearty that I wanto [i]f[/i]uck, simple!

Listen girl, situation like this is not what u seek for an advice online cos I believe that after all set and done, U'll follow your instinct.

So, do what YOUR heart tells you!

^^ Why waste time in joinin the rev'sisters?

@ Topic - Single cos the beautiful ones are not yet born.

Lol @ topic - Heaven Sounds Like A Nice Place,so Why R Ppl Not Too Excited 4 Death.

This girl, u b clown!

thuao:
I think na turn by turn. The BF or BFs 1st own am later com carry give the husband. I tink na the BF enjoy pass cos na him be the 1st owner him go don enjoy Evrytin b4 him go giv the husband, na like say person suck orange com give the remains to anoda person. Na first tenant go Njoy house pass no matter the amt of renovations or packaging .

True talk, my broda!

No mind all these girls dem, make dem dey hia dey pretend. Dont be surprised that som are even sucking on d[/b]ick, and som are being [b]f[/b]ucked while replying to threads. *Just like I do watch on WSHH where some girls are sucking on another guys [b]d[/b]ick while on phone with their boyfriend.* What a creature! After every-every, na another man dem go carry that their worn-out [b]p[/b]ussy give, make im chop wetin odas don chop remain. Father lord, have mercy! They all have their respective boyfriends that scews them hard. Now, a question was asked "who owns thier body? Boyfriend or husband?" They came up with bullshit replies, forgottin that bullshits are for the birds. just like som1 said " they are trying to be economical with the truth." But the fact of the matter is, we all know them VERY WELL, and the truth is, they give their boyfriends the [b]fresh orange (fresh p[/b]ussy) to enjoy, and give their husbands the already sucked-up and dried-up remains from the orange (wasted [b]p[/b]ussy). Just like a friend told me: My mom told me to always give my used toys to the [b]less previleged.

Now, tell me. Who are those less previleged?

Oloun, men don suffer!

MsDarkSkin:
WHAT SHAPE?

Ask me again.

Rano walks in. Saw the 1st pic and was like ~~>    . . .WTF!

But I like that white womans shape though. She looks cute!

The woman on black and yellow dress, what bumped outta her side? Is that her hips or stomach?. . .Hmm. . .I tell u, hips dont lie. Lol.

Now, the fat lady on white cloth, is she trying to be "sexy" or segzy?. . . .Na wa O! End shall never wonder!

Beync:
Gerroooouuut then

No mind dat man wey stil dey wear pampers jare!

The milk wey im drink wen im stil dey small don xpire for im body, naim make am dey misbehave anyhow.

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=755844.msg9123190#msg9123190 date=1315728418]You all need to get a life and stop lusting after bloody usernames

dAMN do people really wanna achieve their dreams

How can u crush on someone uve never met or someone u would never meet

This is an epitome of stupidity -

confessing you av a crush on someone - Lord have mercy - Save your children from this bor[i]ed[/i]om in their lives [/quote]U dey monkey! Na beta crase dey worry U for head!!!

Wen u dey pack all the nairaland girls dem, say na YOUR own, U no know say na warakpa dey worry U dat time abi?

Now wey odas dey pick dia choice, U com hia dey insult dem. U be CONFIRM nyash man! Abeg, go do your vulcanizer job wey u sabi jare!

Oponu!

^^ Hehehe. . .

Boxer007:
Hottie mama. She looks tight

Am tellin you!. . .*But I wonder why she changed that her 1st pic. Her sexy eyes on that pic is killin me softly, honestly!*

Nayah is ABSOLUTELY NOT left out, though!

My son, I know say one day, u go make us proud. Go Eyimba (but no forget to drink peak milk O).

just passin by

annita19:
I got lost there. Rephrase please

My sista, if I may ask, how much were U paid for the Close-Up advert U did on your profile? (just curious)

^^ Aba O!

mirob:
Lol@Ranosky,so I shd not married and enjoy what it entails abi? U want me to become single for life, back to sender.:-D

Ra ra O!

That wasnt what I meant. What I meant was, if you know you cant trust ANY guy again, then what is the need of getting married?

Pls, we are lacking some space in the rev' sistas missionary school. You can go and occupy one of em space if you dont mind.

xynerise:
what do u mean? I am only inviting u to a burial ceremony.

Now, daz funny!

Just passin by.

licensed2k:
its not as simple as that. i want my ex back because i love her so much (vice versa) but i cant let my current galfriend go cuz she made me sworn to her wc mean my future and life is at stake. im a yoruba boi, so i know the repercussion of breakin an oath

Oh! You knew about all that and stil agreed in reconcilation with your X?. . . .Ti e ba e ni yen!

Carry your cross cos na you nail am!

^^ Believe you me, YOUR type of person are the ones that would not only hide, but jump out of the window (never mindin if u'r livin in 30storey building). Talk true!

[quote author=::Andrew:: link=topic=752136.msg9081166#msg9081166 date=1315209632]A deal is a deal, you have lured her into fighting her boyfriends just to gain a quit
You must do d same.[/quote]Lol. . .Am tellin you, whether he likes it or not!

Oya, OP, han lele. . .