₦airaland Forum

I dey remember Warri...i mean old Warri
Okumagba Layout, Poloko Market, Mene Street, Metsharun Street, Ejemudaro(cinema site),
Karien Street, Onogo Street, Grey Street, Akporume Street, Onofeghara Street, Okere-ogborikoko,
Mudiaga-odje, Obahor, Esisi, Ogboru, Upper and Lower Erejuwa, Apala, Igbudu Market, Giwa-Amu,
Emebiren...i no forget our primary school days...Mowoe Pry Sch, Alero Pry Sch, Ojojo Pry Sch, Ighogbadu Pry Sch,
Olodi Pry sch, Cavagina Pry Sch...i miss area sha!!!

Area, una know the marra na!!!
Na say money nor dey to buy shoe na im make Ochuko start to go Celestial church o!
Na village wen juju man know e take dey disappear

O! Posts like this surely make my day on nairaland

Area, i hail errybody!!!
No mata how woman wowo reach, e go still get belle...
Na village wen juju man know, na im e take dey dissapear.
I be proper Warri boy to the core!

That is one problem with Nigerians!
Every time the authorities talk of banning Okada,
people always site the issue of joblessness as a reason
why okada should continue in our major cities!!!
I bet you, if you come to Warri, you will see the level
of havoc these people have caused...the General Hospitals in
Warri and Ekpan are always filled with wounded persons that had Okada
accident; not to talk of the dead. These people bash people's cars and run away,
they create all manner of traffic on the major roads...some even ride their bikes
through people's stalls in the markets just to get to their destinations on time!
we are just making it look as if Okada is the only source of livelihood for the masses!!!

How come nobody is quoting from the New Testament?

Baba God U too much...I thank U well well
Olorun Mi, U ten much

I fear you oh...u never hear the story? na so e be na

I have discovered that it seems difficult to get a nice girl after leaving the university.
In school, we met so many nice ones that were there to keep your back...but now, what i see is very
different....so many wolves in sheep clothing. What do you think peeps?

;DOh oh, this is real 'Sizwe Bansi Is Dead'

Nwanne eziokwu ka ikwuru...ihe otu nzuzo na eme ka umu akwukwo di na mahadum na eme ihe iberibe.
Kedu kwanuu nke bu Nna gi na Nne gi na gba mbo i di sure na e gara akwukwo ka e bara onwe gi uru,
e na ebu egbe na akpa! Ihe ka na atu'm egwu o!

The girls!

This what i actually mean...'Gbemre' in the Urhobo language means 'useless'.
So, why should one continue to bear such name because he/she wants to be identified as an
Urhobo person or African.I'll rather bear a name such as 'White' or 'Brown' than
bear a name that means 'useless'
The most annoying part of it is that people still bear the name 'Gbemre' till date!

Simple...Juju,evil witchcraft, bad belle, tribalism, ethnicity, religious bigotry,
wuruwuru politics,'only-me-must-eat syndrome, e.t.c.

...i beg i dey come o!

@poster, you too much!!!

Make You Dey Look Well ..........Edna Okoli
I Wish You Happy Birthday..........Edna Okoli
Stop the Fight.........Edna Okoli
Keep On Serching..........Bongos Ikwe


...i beg i dey come

I support the idea that we should be proud of our native names,
but if the name means something that is not worthy, you can change it.
It is not by force to bear a particular name...i mean we should not be subjected to that
torture of answering names that are not worthy. kpakam!!! I rest my case.

Goat
Mumu
Ur fada
U dey mad
U dey craze
Aboki
mugu
maga
Onye iberibe

...i beg, i dey come

Aboki means a typical mugu...one is not enlightened at all.

Nice thread...but this should be a section for politics and not entertainment!!! Na wa o!!!

Boko Haram sucks!!!

Area i hail una o!
Dem say no matter how yansh make yanga reach, leg must still first am enter house...
Dem say fear no let us know snake wen blind again o!

When a girls asks a guy to buy her BB

@poster,
Guy u dey fall my hand o! All Marijuana smokers will soon start receiving amnesty payments
from FG as from 2012, why u won stop now? Contnue, smoke wee wee, kpo, kpom, grass, cannabis,
goof ,smoke on broda.

It seems Nairaland is a place where people just come in to post thrash! I do not know who the poster feel he is deceiving. I believe the person that posted this stuff don't even have a car, neither has he traveled abroad since he was born. Advice 4 poster, please go look for something useful to do for urself. If u are in the position u claimed u are, u won't bug nairalanders.

John Okafor!

John Okafor!

Shuo! I fear o!
This bulding can no longer accommodate students,
but it will make a good joint for the Ganja men( wee wee, igbo, cannabis, kpo, kpom, pot, grass)

The best medicine for you now is SEX!!! In abundance too!!!

Deport wetin? Why dem go deport Ghana ppl?
Naija beta pass Ghana?