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I have this strong sexual (hic) feelings every sunday...feel lyk tearing up a p*ssy...cigarettes ease this (hic)...am off (hic) to Mallam Haruna's shop (hic)...be bak to enjoy (hic) the fun...

Sometimes, I feel his pain because I have seen som of these girls...omo if u see their laps and yansh, my guy u go lose control. They look bigger than their age, mature, succulent and lucious like Onitsha mangoes. E go make u wan release for ur boxers.

This guy is 28 bro!

I have this close friend who teaches in a high brow private school. He has bin getting romantic advances from most of d female students in d senior secondary who are between d ages of 15 and 17 because they think he is cute. What should he do pls? Should he avoid them or should he 'jama' them anyhow?

ikekings: Lol... I love models too... But, short girls have what it takes... For this our naija short girls are fully loaded...

@ Ikekings
Ur libido must be very high. Make u no go jama person pikin die o!
LOL...

I dey pursue the tall ones, dem dey busy dey pursue the short guyz...the short ones com dey pursue me. There is this short gal in my complex that has bin all over me recently as if she would die or lose her breath one day without me.

ikekings: I like dem gals short... They are well loaded at the front and the back...

Ikekings...you too funny. You mean say talls girls no dey 'blessed' with front and back?

Flashaldrin: Short, tall, fat, slim. . . They're all the same to me. Its the 'person' that matters.

I believe the 'person' that matters talks about d character. What about the physical features? Sometimes, we need to tell ourselves d truth. In as much as we cherish character, we also place value on physical appearance.

I am tall but I have observed that I am always attracted to short girls. In fact, 80 percent of the girls I have dated are short. Guys, do you experience this situation? Can the ladies also give us insight why short girls prefer tall guys and want them desparately?

Ur comments are welcomed.

It pains me a lot when I hear most old people these days saying this generation of young people today lack moral uprightness, are lazy, problematic, materialistic, disrespectful, corrupt, ignorant of their culture, e.t.c.

The fact is that our elders are the original architects of these societal decadence. I started hearing that 'Nigeria is bad' since I was a kid, so how did my generation caused all these? Our early political leaders such as Awolowo, Azikiwe, Ahmadu Bello, Tafawa Balewa, e.t.c. planted and watered the tree of tribalism and ethno-politics in Nigeria. They did the NPC-North, NCNC-East and AG-West stuff! Past poltical leaders who have stolen the country's money and milked the country dry are not of my generation or are they?

Morally speaking, most of our parents encourage their daughters to hang out with men (both married men) just to get something trickled down to them. The family is the smallest unit of the society. This means that if most of the families are faulty, the society should be faulty too. What do you say about parents paying for 'runs' for their children during WAEC?

I would like to know why an old man of 65 would decrease his age just to occupy a position in the civil service when we have young intelligent graduates who are yet to turn 23.

Culturally speaking, most parents after the 80's were no longer concerned about teaching their children some elemental things about culture. They hardly speak their local languages to the kids. What do you expect the result to be?

He who brings an ant-infested wood to his house should not complain when lizards pay him visit.

Make your opinion known...lets share our views on this. There is freedom of expression.

In Professor Wole Soyinka's voice: How old have you realized that you have seniored me with?

Dinmajudith: Wats our age differences?

You don commit blunder! Is it 'differences' or 'difference'?

acidtalk: A man won't live a second more than when his Creator has ordained him to die.

Levi ajonomah, Dagrin, Pastor Bimbo, and others probably did all this and more but they all worked up to there death.

Just live your life and remain true to yourself. Death can come at just any time.

GBAM! GBAM!! GBAM!!!
If to say you dey live close to my area, i for say make you come take
three bottles of beer for Oneki Beer Parlour this evening

The strong belief that i am going to be successful!

I am afraid of being rap-ed by a woman

Say no evil about the dead!

So na this wowo girl win aeroplane?
Why dem come dey show us one fine face for nairaland since?

The day we go get constant power supply for Naija

Before wen i small, i dey smoke wrapped papers for inside toilet.
...but now, i don graduate into smoking Wee-Wee, Benson & Hedges, Rothmans,
White London, Brown London, Dorchester and Jedi-Jedi

Before, when i was small, i used to put water into bottles and drink, staggering and pretending as if i am drunk.
...but now, i dey take Dogoyaro, Small leaf, Lemon grass, Soldier roots, Molecule, Obukeyeke,
Gulder, Monkey tail(mokite)....

No be to donate money...the flood victims go use eyes see this money so?

okpara ugo: So person wey still your phone now and dials *556# go see N500,000

Na 'still' abi 'steal'? This word too simple for you to make such silly mistake!

I be Timaya?
Na only Timaya fit give babe something come collect am back...even for inside church

A fool is born every second in Nigeria!(Apology to Dele Sobowale of Sunday Vanguard)
Anybody that believes this will definitely believe anything!
Those girls must be more intelligent than the scientists we have in the western world abi?
Yet our Electrical/Electronics Engineers have not been able to manufacture common wrist watch!
Who dash monkey banana?

Food...food...food
Without this nwanne, mmadu ga nwu na obodo anyi

Imanuelle: U dey vex because he beat u to am?

You be real mugu!

the poster of this thread must be a real jobless fellow! Gush...i feel like throwing up!

@Poster
Omor...wetin dey happen? Na play dey bring dat one?
Why you go use Ijebu garri dey compare yellow garri?
Yellow garri na the main garri. The type you find in Delta State!
A huge plate of yellow garri and fresh fish banga soup will surely make my day

Na so so complain we dey complain?
even if dem carry fuel go 700 naira,
we go still buy!
Where are the youths?
They are concerned about getting one little
favour or the other...dem wan drive Camry

@poster
U wan reach 60 yrs before u go get sense to know say na success na e dey bring love?
Shuo!!! Abi u nor know say failure na orphan? Nor let area hear am o!

I dey craze? Why i go give you money to take make your hair for
salon when your salary big pass my own? This traditional African women's
mentality is what i detest.

toria1980: this Africa mentality sucks.
what does article 1 & 3 of the universal declaration of human right says

if someone choose to live their life and u don't like it... go hug transformer

i mean there are 1001 other girls out their whose life style suit ur kind... go make ur choice

@kelvin. you spend ya time studying women u ill never graduate

how is it ethically justified that women must do all to pleasing men..

then where is it written in the Bible that all women must marry

screw you kelvin [color=#990000][/color]

No hating pls...we are all entitled to our diverse opinions.
Why u dey insult d guy na?
I dey suspect say you go don clock 38!!!