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In this type of situation, i don't think i will have any other option
than being a 'gentleman'.

I dey really dey laugh .
Nkiru Sylvanus? Special Adviser?
Chei!!! Una sure say sometin no dey between, abeg i no complete am o!!!

@ poster, don't you think you got the subject wrong?
It should have been 'Why Do Nigerian Girls like To Gossip?'
It sucks,

Nollywood? Yes Nollywood, most of the movies lack good directors, though, i sometimes
enjoy their comedy package.

Yes!!! We can do it!!! Support the Kuvuki State

Sex! Sex!! Sex!!!

What's going on in this whole f**kin' country? Our universities have been converted to 'dens of prostitutes'.
I observed that Nigerian girls are lazy and are not creative all!!!

I think Jipiti FM 1000000.0 will go for this one!!!

Kwara state should go for this one!!!

@ poster, you try well well o!!! I actually wanted to ignore this post because i thought it was posted by a guy;
But i am surprised to know it is from a girl, wonders shall never end. so we still have ladies that reason this way in
this Naija?

Tell your employers that you would like them to add another zero to the figure, mugu like you. Enter the street make you see for where boys dey hustle for 15k job.

Sane ppl laugh, so what's wrong when a mad person does same?
@poster, if u want to know, take two big bottles of kai kai mixed with 16 wraps of cannabis,
then u will discover why

one good tin i can think of about Naija is that a man can be poor as a church rat today and become a multi-millionaire the next day, Nigeria is a place
where anything goes.

I am surprised!!! Girls always change as soon as they graduate from the university. They start acting as if they are the holiest. What is the reason? Please say your piece.

Infact, i am already typing my CV, i need to be there. Warri nor dey carry last!!!

Timmy Turner? Hahahahahahaha

Nigerians, they never cease to surprise me!
, Likes eating rice every sunday,
Don't like discussing sex or romance with their children,
they like to intimidate ppl soon as they get little money,
likes to act as sychophants to anybody that have money,
Majority who are poor hates poor people

Area i hail all of una again Oh,
Dem say snake wey talk say na tortoise back e won bite na toothache go kill am

Nigerians!!! When will u stop fooling yourselves?
What ever anybody decides to put on does not concern you!!!
After all they are not buying these things with ur money.
And i believe that that is not the problem Nigeria is facing now,
Neither is it the cause of Nigeria's numerous problems.
Nuff said!!!

Rotten!!!

Area i hail all of una well well oh,
me sef just dey do am for here tweletwele,
dem say man wen nor get money na im dey say beer dey bitter

My prediction? haba!!!
Mozambique 8     Nigeria 0

If una nor get wetin to do make una just dey blow whistle
Or make una go boil granite
Man pikin dey hussle how e go take chop, una dey here dey
talk about national anthem.
Infact, una father!!!

Oh, thank God for this thread!!!
I have been looking for a medium to speak my mind for ages now,
I'll rather become a REVEREND FATHER than marry a FAT LADY

If una nor get wetin to do, make una just dey blow whistle
or better still, una fit go boil granite

@posakosa
You be really big goat!!!
see d way u just dey open ur mouth dey talk
rubbish 4 here. who send u to represent men for here?

@May kelly
I think u are very stupid and naive to reason the way u do.
Where did u get d statistic 4rm dat d Ibos marry at d age of 43?
How old are u? I asked because u talk like a kid!!!

Any business dat is not being managed by either Emeka, chinedu, Obinna or Chukwuebuka is doomed for failure

kai kai
sapele water
push me i push you
shekpe
ogofi
yellow label
mtn

Area!!! i dey hail all d warri pipo wey dey 4 dis place o,
na weti dey happen na?
dem say fear nor let us know snake wey dey blind
dem say na love ur neighbours as urself na e papa Ejiro take get 20 wives 2day o,
nor be who first go police station na e dey win case o,
dem say nor be who first build house na im e house dey fine pass o,

infact, all of una dey fork-up 4 dis place sef!!!
How una go dey talk of accents without mentioning d Warri accent?
Abi una dor jogodo? una nor know wetin dey?
Warri nor dey carry last,
Dem say pikin wen say e mama nor go sleep, dat pikin go sleep o, but e nor go
fit wakeup for morning again