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This post dey smell like mess

Talentgift: Is there anything wrong in obeying what is revealed for ur safety? Well if u think is false, then go ahead & put on RED!!! To before warn is to before harm. DANGER RED

You must be very stupid to believe such bunch of rubbish!!!
If you have a degree, i will suggest that the university you attended
withdraws it with immediate effect because you are too dumb to own a degree.

A fool is born every second in Nigeria...i must wear red today!

Jonathan has done absolutely nothing to solve the issue of power and unemployment in Nigeria.
Come 2015, we must escort him back to Otuoke with 2 pairs of shoes

Na strong stomach ulcer dey call una so!

nkemmu: Men sef una don see ladies finish.wetin?must every lady marry?nah una dey picture des marriage like say nah heaven.now even ten year old gal won marry because of the way men dem dey yap spinters wey nova marry.the ones wey marry sm just won fulfil righteousness no be say dem happy for der.wetin?make una see life outside marriage nah!aaah!! See how ladies dey trow derselvs on men cos dey won marry.desperation everywere.children pregnancy everywer no be adult again.haba e don do abeg.we get oda aspects to in life aside marriage nah.our children no dey read now.primary one piki won get boyfriend same to the small boys.none won invent new tins or theories for life.una no dey see inteligent oyibo children?even if dem don spoil but dem get sometin for their brain. relationship everywere...we get technology,fashion,entreprenuer,carreer etc to improve on.no be only marriage nw aby dey go carry the husband go heaven?i don dey vex seffff.mcheeew!lazy marriage obsessed nigerians.

E be like say age don dey tell on u well well o!
I sure say u go don clock 36 sha...

palmwine
breast
nyash
toto

I am addicted to:

Weed (ganja, kpom, wee-wee)
Steady highness (small leaf, lemon grass, soldier root, monkey tail, dogoyaro, obukeyeke)
Benson & Hedges
Gulder
Gambling
Fighting
money
big-ass girls

u theiving lot went to war because of the oil in the niger delta. u can twist it whatever way u want , but thats just the fact. f u c k u .


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You are a crazy ass fool!!!
Thunder fire ur nyash...idiot like you!!!

Dawdy: We, Yorubas are not going to involve in any war.

I have always known the Yorubas as traitors, cowards, back-stabbers, back-bitters and betrayers.
@Dawdy, Ur post should not be a surprise because that is an average Yoruba man talking!
You are slaves to the Hausa/Fulani in Nigeria!!!

Ko gba dun!!!

This thread has been nominated for 'Most Senseless Thread of 2012'

I nor beliv dat gist sha...but Africa is where witchcraft and wizardry thrive.
Ask Warri people why Delta Steel Company (DSC) is no longer functioning. A man once
confessed on DRTV in 1999 that the company is their Warri Depot for Kolanut business. D guy cup full as e dey try transport kolanuts from their Ogun State depot. Just imagine!

Haba!!! You can easily move to Uzbekistan...lots of folks are making it there

We must escort Jonathan to Otuoke come 2015 with two pairs of shoes

You have to take the bull by the horns...make bold steps...pray and see what God will do in your life soon! Cheer up!!!

Ekenem Unu
Ana si na onye ti okwe ori okwe
Oge mezi, oge mezi ya wu di motto now

Na my papa money d guy steal take become rich

If to say na me...chai!!!
I for use the money buy cars wey look like those
of dem Lawan Farouk and David Mark

Anytime when PHCN f-up, na this pressing iron i dey use

If to say honey sweet pass f**k, space for no dey my house to store bottles of the product again

Just kidding sha, on a more serious note, i don't blame the poster. The fact is that the type of girls that
we have these days are just out to get whatever material things they can get from you. Not only that; they put
all manner of emotional pressure on you.

Without a girlfriend but with a F**kmate, you get long life

Original super story...any Nairalander that believes this story
will definitely believe anything. In fact anybody who believes it
is a condemned fool!

Shuo!!! Wetin concern Agbero with overload? Dem dey share money for Zambia?

If my album doesn't sell, i might just kidnap somebody to get paid

Orikinla: [size=28pt]Only the poor guys from poor families with low esteem.[/size]

Orikinla...I'm very sure that u are really a poor guy!
That's one thing with most Nigerians. They are poor but they like referring to others as poor people.

That is one of my New Year's Resolutions...to date a lady that owns a car

monami2abd: May God forgive you.. Remember he's a pastor and can never be a boko haram.. i am very sure he's in Heaven because God always take the good ones away from this wicked world...

Monami...you must be living in a Fool's Paradise!
Let us put aside what he did. Is it good to commit suicide according to the Bible that you and i believe in?

Mpetempe: Frustration! Frustration! Frustration! But what is the cause of this?

u too funny...u hear say police arrest chief, u com dey ask where im red cap dey.
The pastor impregnated a girl!
That is what most Nigerian pastors do today, Shuo!!!

Nor be small thing o!!!
I hear say the guy na pastor for Redeemed Christian Church
E go give girl belle...wonders no dey end for Waffi

Shuo!!! This is a book!!! all these for relationship?

Nigeria is a place where people believe everything.
Once upon a time, they told us that a lion will come out Kenneth Gbagi's house in Warri...many of my friends locked their doors and ran to Ughelli and Agbaro where they stayed with friends and relatives.

Again, they told us that acid rain will fall and it will melt people's skins and flesh. So many people got different degrees of injuries while trying to escape from the rains. An old lady ran and hit her head on a NEPA pole while trying to avoid the so-called acid rain.

Yet again, they told us that one Alhaji turned a girl to snake at Hotel Excel in Warri...later people got to know that it was a fictitious picture that had been on YouTube for ages.

Nigerians!!! Must we believe everything...the average Nigerian man is just too callous!!!

Somatic: This Ogbono draws very well. Or the Ogbono is a good artist/painter

U too funny...which one be artist for inside again na?