₦airaland Forum

Come where u, Mama gee, make u take ur time well well 4 dis place oh,
e nor mean say u go dey insult pipo papa 4 dis place oh,
abi na say we dey under one forum known as nairaland na e make u come
dey fork-up 4 hear?
Nor lemme gi you betta slap oh!!!

Area! Area!! Area!!!
Warri nor dey carry last, nor be lie.
dem ask fowl why e nor dey ever belleful,
e come talk say na wen e won belleful na im night come reach

I dey hail all my guys 4 warri: Okumagba layout, Esisi, Ekpan,
Jakpa road, Enerhen, Edjeba, PTI road. una too mush oh!!!
Bros Peter, mingwo, i hail you oh!!!

Where Pidgin English originated from?
Ah!!! From my grandfather's backyard

Ndi Igbo si na ujo ekwegi anyi mara agwo kpuru isi, fear does not allow us to know a snake that is blind

anum' ekele umunnem no eba
Achorum ka udo diri onyeobula choru udo
Ndi Yoruba di na Nairaland, egbe enigwe gbasiasia ebe ano eme nzukor
Obu nwanne unu nwoke

Atutupoyoyo, Onobleyor, Onopreshor, Ogbole, Lazarus, Boniface, Bonacristus,
Bonaventure, Magnus, Ignatius

Chioma, real cool Ibo name
Adesuwa, na Bini name be dat oh
Oghenerukevwe, dis one na strong Urhobo name oh
Fejiro, dis one na strong Isoko name
Roli, na Itsekiri name be dis oh

Ehn!!! If de hear am!!! Dia mama!!!
Still on Warri, colonizing

Why u dey suffer urself? Just go Ogun, Ondo or Ekiti.
Dem yakpa!!!

Ahh, omo na dat one, na small tin na!!!
1. Tekken
2.Street fighter
3.Mortal Kombat
4.Fighting Force 2
5.Super Mario
6.Double Dragon

That's all folks!!!

Ahhh!!!! Ohhhh!!!! what a shocking news, i have bin away for so long and i didn't know that
my lovely Cosmo Fm has bin shut down. I can't really describe the station wit words. Infact Cosmo fm is
one radio station to die for anyday. I can still remember my university days in Enugu, mehn Cosmo really
rocked our world. I still remember Dj FX2, Chuks the spaceman, Dj Grand Finger, Ogus Baba, Big Sid and all
the lovely programmes such as cruise control and lean on me by Cleo; that's one programme that made me
missed my sleeps some nights

yes yes yes, AG for Life, Assemblies of God. That's my church!!!

@jona
You be real idiot. Infact na u be the biggest fool i have ever come across. How can u be such a tribalist?
Thunder fire your head for there!!!

Where una dey wen we dey chop kuli kuli
Dey sell kpoli kpoli
Una dey form holy holy

Una papa!!! Na which ppl spoil London with drugs? Is it not the yorubas? Thunder fire una heads!!!

They use the money to buy flashy cars and send their children to schools in Europe and America. They also use the money to build and buy magnificient houses,buy expensive clothes and diamond jewelries for their wives. All of una wen talk say una pastor nor dey do like that, una papa!!! una father!!!

Na wa 4 ur cousin sef oh! e mean say she just dey knack so so F,F,F,D,D,D,D,E,E,E,E from her 1st year to her final year?
haba me sef nor blame the guy at all oh!!! The way she perform 4 skool,she fit perform like dat 4 their matrimonial home oh!!!

well,i think i just started a relationship with a girl in the saloon where i went to cut my hair 2 hours ago, so that makes our relationship 2 hours old

Ahh!!! Why not try playing pool in all the pool houses in your town?
Who knows, u may just win a very large sum of money!!! 3,14 and 15 go enter
for this week oh. Oya, let's go there. Onye ti okwe, ori okwe.

I have very serious fear for fat girls, please what do u call that?
Maybe, fattilophobia?

the problem with our girls is that they don't watch their weight and b4 u know it,
they have started developing big tummies. That's very bad.

The NYSC scheme is just a huge fucking 'Bunch of Disappointment.
It took me five good days to rediscover myself at the Orientation camp in Kwara state. I thought i was dreaming, and why won't i with all the sufferings and hardships corp members are expose to.
Infact,my kits were oversized. And when i request for them to be changed, i was told that there were
not more left,but i saw the store room packed full with kits. The white sport shorts that were given to us was rubbish. You cannot even differenciate the front from the back. Another thing was the food. Very poor!
F**k the Government and F**k NYSC!!!

The NYSC scheme is just a huge fucking 'Bunch of Disappointment.
It took me five good days to rediscover myself at the Orientation camp in Kwara state. I thought i was dreaming, and why won't i with all the sufferings and hardships corp members are expose to.
Infact,my kits were oversized. And when i request for them to be changed, i was told that there were
not more left,but i saw the store room packed full with kits. The white sport shorts that were given to us was rubbish. You cannot even differenciate the front from the back. Another thing was the food. Very poor!
Bleep the Government and Bleep NYSC!!!

Hey,what ya'all talking about? NYSC is a complete waste of time.
Ask anybody who served in Baruteen Local Govt. Area of Kwara state and they will tell you what they experienced.
Our closest neighbours then were goats and rams.
The accomodation was bad and the Allowance was nothing(and it's still nothing)to be proud of.
Look,the government should just save their resources and energy they are putting into this programme.
Instead,why not give these young graduates that 1million they claim to place on each corp member as soon as they graduate, atleast that will be a good start for investment

What about Mark Morrison? I have not heard of him for a long time now.

please somebody should put me thru on how an artist can do radio jingles for companies,organizations and radio stations.

Hey peeps,it's Rapmoney and i need female RnB singers with good voice in Enugu to work with.I also need female singers with great voice as friends.If you are in Enugu,contact me with this number:08066559531. Peace!!!