₦airaland Forum

Coronavirus in Nigeria is a Hoax!!!

I said so.

Biafra1stson:
It will disappear whether by drugs or anyhow. If it happens exactly that 27th you should give him the credit.
Who knows tomorrow? Is not easy.

Brainwashed reasoning!

Sirlins:
Number one hell fire candidate.

Holy holy!

I hope you holy pass the prophets?

post=87774409:
Atiku Atiku, nice one!

Just yesterday, the United State Senate approved the payment of $1200 dollars to each household all over America and Billions of dollars for small businesses, all totalling $2 TRILLIONS DOLLARS that is (700 TRILLION Naira ).

The first thing that came to our mind was....
Can this ever happen in our darling nation?
Then the answer we got was that if Obama and Clinton the 2 past presidents before Donald Trump squandered the national treasury of America America government, and their former minister of Petroleum running away from America to London with 22 BILLION DOLLARS and getting another Citizenship of a Caribbean island so that she will have immunity not to return to America soil.
With just jewelries worth #400 MILLION NAIRA recovered so far.
We wonder where Trump could have fallen back to to pay that huge pay out in the history of America!!

Truth will always be bitter, but it has to be said.
When a sitting president and vice President could open their own private universities while all the Government universities were on strike, what insolence could be more than that?
When a number 2 citizen of a country has a company that import the largest generators into the country, how will they ever want us to have electricity.

The Foundation has been destroyed, we are not praising this government, but our point that many people misunderstood here is that , IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE, If it continued the way our country was going in 2015, many of you wailing now, would have been eating from the dustbin by now.
Things can only get better if we come together to build a new nation and leave out politics of bitterness in your hearts, even Jona has moved on.

Summary, Trump could only have done that because the Previous Government left a good legacy behind.
We can never move forward in life if you don't look back to know where the problem came from.
Peace out!

Shut up! Stale and boring.

post=87772202:
Good one from the state government.

Enugu state is truly in the hands of God.

God bless Enugu state.

God bless Nigeria.

We will win this war.

This too shall pass.

Go and face your state where herdsmen have destroyed!!! Stop jumping from one place to another claiming a state you know nothing about.

Now, get lost!

post=87770620:
Less than 6 hours from now, we will read the true story of how they are sharing these supplies to all the most affected states first before sharing it all over the country (which make sense) rather than the impression we are having here as if 100% of everything is being hijacked to Abuja.

We will be looking forward to read that Lagos state's share was left behind.
They won't be that stupid to move EVERYTHING to just Abuja alone and leave nothing behind to the most affected state in the country!
Why not move it straight to Abuja straight from China,
if they want it to remain in Abuja alone?
We should all learn how to read logically.


It is always good and refreshing to know that we still have reasonable and sensible people like you on this forum.
Anyone with Common sense will know what you type is nothing but the truth!
Simple Logic!

Stale and boring comment!!! Meaningless!

There's nothing reasonable in this comment.

Only dumb and insane minds will cherish it.

Jeromejnr:
I have been seeing some deluded Athiest on here bashing religion and saying things like all religions (especially Christianity) are waiting for scientists to find a cure then they will thank God instead of the scientists.

First of all, many of those scientists are Christian's.

Secondly, most of the drugs you enjoy today were discovered by Christians e.g. Penicillin.

Thirdly, Hospitals were first founded by Christians.

Fourthly, United States were most of these cures come from was founded by strong Christian fathers who gave the country a good foundation.

Lastly, Athiests enjoy the benefits of Christian prayers today (although they don't know it). Because of this, most of them are still alive. But with that same breath, they choose to curse God.

So the question is, what has Athiesm contributed to the world?

Keep your mouth shut and hide your fingers! God does not recognize any religion. Religions were created by men!

Commentor:
Mumu talk.

Dumb comment...stupid response!!!

Seth0:
Lol, "The fear of COVID-19 is the beginning of wisdom"

That was how I went to the ATM today to withdraw some cash, but the queue was something else. I begged them to let me use the machine, that I had an emergency to attend to at the hospital (needed to pay the medical bill of a friend that had an accident)... But they all seemed adamant.

Not sure what to to do next, an idea came to my head. I started coughing incessantly, but nobody seemed to be paying any attention, until one "good samaritan" screamed "okwa corona" (it's corona)...

See ehn, it was as if rapture occurred, cos in just a minute I was the only one standing in front of the ATM.

At a point I started to believe my own act, like "are you sure I am not really infected"

I knew it was no longer a joke when I finally tried to use the ATM to withdraw and the ATM shut down.

No one told me this virus affects machines too.

Lies!

wman:
Coronavirus worsens all underlying health issues. Seun, Lalasticlala, and other mods.

This handle needs to be banned. He has been spreading a lot of conspiracy theories and fake news on this virus

As you are entitled to your opinions, so he is also.

I've been rapping for the past 25 years, yet I've not been able to break into the Nigerian music industry. Pls who know any strong babalawo wey go fit tidy juju for me so that I go blow like Davido and Wizkid?

Have you said 'thanks' to darling daddy today?

chloedogie:
You first quote me and I had to put you in your place. Next time you must mind your business. I have given you two options since you poke nosed so you must choose one. You cant escape it. One is for you boy.

I don't care! Fvck off!!!

chloedogie:
I didnt send those words for you. But since you put it ion your head that is your headache. I say again the God I serve supports and gave us science to help human race and if you feel otherwise that is your problem. Those that supported what I said did quietly.

So why should you quote my post?
Next time, don't. Now, you can fvck off!!!

chloedogie:
I am not a religious person boy. I am a Christian that believe that God gave human race science to make life easier for us. My bible told me about the Egyptian women who were midwives and God divinely assisted them to assist the pregnant Hebrew women to deliver easily and speedily. Go to hospitals and doctors will tell you of divinely assisted medical aids/treatments. Research and learn.

I'm very sure you don't even know the meaning of 'research'. If you knew, you wouldn't even bother putting up this crap to convince me.

I'm not caged by the doctrines of men or your religious books.

chloedogie:
Such news is what we will be hearing in Jesus name. Those that have tested positive will receive their healing soonest. God will assist the medical teams in treating them and protect them against the virus too And those of us who are fine will never be a victim of this deadly virus. That said please let's all adhere to the preventive measures rolled out by medical organisations. May God heal the land and have mercy on us. May there be swift and fast assistance for the scientists to come up with vaccines and treatment drugs for this virus. We shall all be fine. Stay safe everyone and watch out for each other.

Why are you placing your hopes on assistance from scientists? I thought you have already called on God to heal the land?

Religion is truly a scam.

wwwihy:
Makinde with his entourage, that are supposed to be in a quarantine, after returning from United States on March 4, went ahead to organize senseless rally.It was not only Oyo PDP
members, but all PDP members from South West Zone including Bayelsa Governor(What a way, idiots will help in spreading the disease)..Makinde should be impeached, arrested, prosecuted and jailed for this cowardly act .

PDP that strangulated Nigerians for 16 years is at the vanguard of Killing Nigerians by spreading COVID-19

Keep kwayet there! You don't know anything!!!

Scam!

Naughtysite:
Under this Anti-Kwarruption Government ?

Where is the new SHEriff in town ?

Cc:

post=87649197:
You are a gonner!

Mr Grill, how's life?

post=87627385:
You can only run for sometime, but can't hide forever.
He should sit his a$s down and face the consequences of his actions.

Stop running upandan and face the consequences Mr Okoi Obona.......What a name!!
Nobody should start removing any last letters of the name o...biko!
We trust u guys here

Stale and boring.

SirBunky85:
senseless

E pain am!

I suspect say that snake na venomous snake.

Anyway, the darling daddy guy aka dead meat griller, is back on NL after being kept in a disease isolation centre for a long time.

One important lesson in life: Do not indulge in the sale of dead and rotten meat from snakes and vultures. They carry diseases!

ckenneths:
This road is planned to deepen Enugu. This road is planned to move from the front of Nike lake hotels to Adoration grounds at Emene.

We know you. You are same person as OEPHIUS the paid agent!!!

OEPHIUS the paid agent again!

Anyway, darling daddy guy is back on NL after being kept in a disease isolation centre for a long time.

One important lesson in life: Do not indulge in the sale of rotten and dead meats from snakes and vultures. They carry diseases!

seunmsg:
Automatic ticket for what? If they have done well, they shouldn’t be scared of a level playing field contest for the party ticket. APC Governors forum cannot decide for APC members in Ondo and Edo State. The tickets will be contested for by all interested aspirants and the winners shall fly the flag of the party. No automatic ticket for anybody.

Nobody recognizes your opinion. You can shove it inside your tiny pocket!!!

mascot87:
A Nigerian man Ike Eweama promoted to the rank of Colonel in the US army. Congrats Ike. Nigerians are proud of you and thank you for making Nigeria your fatherland proud

E pain am!

Nobody knows you!

dinachi:
You are worse than a goat! Which Gbajabiamila is fighting for them? How insensitive can the government be to include every region except South East! Haba! Which fight are they fighting for Southeast? Who created the problem in the first place? Who?

Nonsense!

Cc: Simplyleo

Aviicci1:
Nairaland have turned you into a senile fellow, if not you would have known that a lawmaker has to be politically correct. Those up there don’t play politics of hate unlike foot soldiers like you and that bbq senile fellow .

Cc: Simplyleo