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Audio achievements! Fake promises!!! After 5 years, no tangible project in the state. Everyday, it's from one propaganda to another.


Cc: OEPHIUS aka Louis Amoke

These days, I wonder what the difference is between savings and current accounts. Savings accounts now operate like current accounts. All sort of ridiculous charges!

These bankers are thieves. There are debits made on your account which you do not receive alerts for. Most of these debits are illegal and fraudulent! They debit you little money such as N12, N15 or even N48 because they know you won't want to visit the bank for such a 'little amount'...but you see, that's the difference between us and people in the western world. Over there, people would demand for explanations for any debit they receive which is considered improper!

I would rather invest in various businesses than keep money in a savings account that only enriches the bank and brings no returns to me.

@petra1, where did you leave your thinking faculty?

LegendHer0:
I’ve read it countless times!

FFK still remains a lunatic.

Between you and FFK, I would pick you as the lunatic! Gospel truth!!!

urboyAce:
So you gave up on that babe just like that.
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After such embarrassing attempt, who would not?

donbachi:
Chai!...we wey no go school how we go do na...abi we go narate our experience as aristos.

You fall down from sky? Nor be born dem born you?

Throwback Thursday: Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus

At one time or the other, we all had one embarrassing moment on campus that one would remember and just laugh...especially, after many years have gone by.

Mine:

In my 2nd year in school, I was chilling at Nwanyi Nempi pepper soup joint after a long boring lecture from a lecturer who took sadism as a hobby. I had a cold HARP in my front (mortuary standard). I say make I take am dey hold conscience because the stress too much for department. Not long, I saw this tall pretty light-skin girl passing. I was instantly attracted to her but I didn't follow her. I grew up with the mentality of not stopping a girl on the road; especially, when you are not coming from an opposite direction. I quickly did a research on her by asking someone at the joint as if I was working as an investigative journalist for Channels TV!!! I was able to get her name, level and department and the info that she's an 'aje-butter' from a known family in Onitsha. From that minute, I started plotting my 'graph'.

The next day, I planned I would approach her. After my first lecture, I went straight to her department (Computer Science) to accomplish my mission. Na so I spread like virus full everywhere...well polished shoes, starched and well pressed shirt, new haircut...come dey form James Bond. After hanging around for some time without seeing her, I decided it was an unsuccessful trip.

That same day, while discussing with friends at photo stands (where school photographers stayed), I saw her approaching. I pinched myself secretly and told myself that it is 'Now or Never'. Based on say I be Warri boy, I nor fit carry last. Right there, as crowded as the place was, I approached her and that was the killing mistake I made. This was what happened:

Me: Hi, Onyinyechi, how are you doing?

Babe: How did you know my name?

Me: They say when you're interested in someone, you would also be interested in things that pertain to them.

Babe: Really? You've not answered my question and moreover, I don't know you.

Me: OK, I got to know your name from a friend in your department. I'm interested in you...

Babe: (Speaking loudly and angrily to the hearing of every student present) You should have something better doing! Pls don't ever stop me again! Now take some steps back and behave as if this conversation never took place!!!

Ogbeni, na so I pose like vulture wey rain beat...right there wey I stand, malaria, typhoid and diarrhoea hold me at once. I come stand like image wey deh carve for shrine One side of my belle come dey do me like say I wan weewee, the other side come dey do me like say I wan poopoo. To look back na problem. Crowd of guys and babes dey observe me like cinema. Even my guys sef dey help me dey shame! I was receiving consoling pats on the back as if say my palee kpai! Dem say when house fall, goat go climb the roof. Na the courage say at least Warri boy try to try I take waka pass school gate that day. I nor gree show face for photo stands through out that semester.

It's been 18 years now but each time I remember this event, I just laugh it off as my most embarrassing moment on campus.

Fake blogging!

Your own is to pick up random photos and tag stories to them without proper verification.

Were you not the same person who posted a false story of two men fighting because of a 15yrs old girl yesterday?

Kkings11:
yeah, I dey make sure say my singlet white well and boxers clean before I fit go baff just because of those girls

I can relate, my guy.

Kkings11:
Mine was during my ND2 at fed poly bida, and it was my most embarrassing day.

We had an Exam by 8 that morning so I woke up by 2am to read. At around 5am the useless beans I ate the previous night decided it was time to come out so I went to the toilet. My room was the first room on that my row and the toilet was at the other end and the last 2 rows were occupied by females.
As it was still early I decided to open my anal cavity and let the disturbing beans out of me and so with the freedom of the morning I let it Flow.
Science says sound travel further in the dark and the day was still dark, so when I released my self the sound that came out was a "watery deafening sound" that even me knew I had messed up big time because immediately my rectum made that sound doors started opening, and my neighbours whom I thought were sleeping( it did not occur to me dat they also had exams and they might be awake inside their rooms reading) came out and started asking who was in the toilet. The sound was so loud it was heard by my immediate neighbour and the row had 10rooms mine being the 10th. After waiting for about 5mins for them to go back inside I came out from the toilet to see the ladies and some of their friends who came to read with them outside and then they started laughing "ah bros na you wake up everybody oh" I could only smile a sheepish smile and did my "walk of shame" where every door I passed the occupants would open their curtains and make some comments, "guy wetin you chop na", "bros your shit no be here oh", and so on till I reacched my door and went inside to bury myself on my bed.
When next I opened my eyes it was 8:20, Whaaaaat!!! I quickly put on the first thing I could find, stopped a keke to take me to the school, reaching the gate I reached into my poccket to pay the rider Lo and behold I left my wallet at home and I could not go back to my room cos after 30mins you won't be let into the exam hall so I had to ask someone to pay for, Luckily or unluckily one of those my female neighbours was entering the school so I had to man up and ask her for 30naira to pay the guy and she obliged.
Another problem arose, I have to take a bike to get to my department inside the school and I had no money so I had to share a bike with my neighbour who was putting on a skirt at that time and I had to stay in between her and the bikeman. When we reached my department and on trying to come down from the bike my trouser got caught on a sharp metal at the end of the bike and got torn, from the knee area to the thigh region and I had to wear it like that into the hall where you have to sign on the attendance register placed on table in front of the hall and you know I have to bend to sign the register.
When I finished signing I did not look at anybody's face I just went straight to my sit wishing for all these happenings to be a dream.

Note: I became good friends with those Ladies and never went hungry all through our time together in school.

Your comments remind me of how off campus hostels were way back, especially when there many females living in the hostel!

Crofton:
LMAO .

But you don get any problem with the girl before?
Because that her action fit dey premeditated.

First time of seeing her on campus. She was a jambite. I couldn't tell whether she was having a bad day.

Crofton:
Ogbeni you get mind o, if Na me woman do like that, I go just faint instantly.
Me wey dey shy shy to talk to woman, if woman come reject me for where people dey, that one Na die oo .

My brother, my legs just dey shake like mosquito own as I finally turn round to waka.

At one time or the other, we all had one embarrassing moment on campus that one would remember and just laugh...especially, after many years have gone by.
Mine:
In my 2nd year in school, I was chilling at Nwanyi Nempi pepper soup joint after a long boring lecture from a lecturer who took sadism as a hobby. I had a cold HARP in my front (mortuary standard). I say make I take am dey hold conscience because the stress too much for department. Not long, I saw this tall pretty light-skin girl passing. I was instantly attracted to her but I didn't follow her. I grew up with the mentality of not stopping a girl on the road; especially, when you are not coming from an opposite direction. I quickly did a research on her by asking someone at the joint as if I was working as an investigative journalist for Channels TV!!! I was able to get her name, level and department and the info that she's an 'aje-butter' from a known family in Onitsha. From that minute, I started plotting my 'graph'.

The next day, I planned I would approach her. After my first lecture, I went straight to her department (Computer Science) to accomplish my mission. Na so I spread like virus full everywhere...well polished shoes, starched and well pressed shirt, new haircut...come dey form James Bond. After hanging around for some time without seeing her, I decided it was an unsuccessful trip.

That same day, while discussing with friends at photo stands (where school photographers stayed), I saw her approaching. I pinched myself secretly and told myself that it is 'Now or Never'. Based on say I be Warri boy, I nor fit carry last. Right there, as crowded as the place was, I approached her and that was the killing mistake I made. This was what happened:

Me: Hi, Onyinyechi, how are you doing?

Babe: How did you know my name?

Me: They say when you're interested in someone, you would also be interested in things that pertain to them.

Babe: Really? You've not answered my question and moreover, I don't know you.

Me: OK, I got to know your name from a friend in your department. I'm interested in you...

Babe: (Speaking loudly and angrily to the hearing of every student present) You should have something better doing! Pls don't ever stop me again! Now take some steps back and behave as if this conversation never took place!!!

Ogbeni, na so I pose like vulture wey rain beat...right there wey I stand, malaria, typhoid and diarrhoea hold me at once. I come stand like image wey deh carve for shrine One side of my belle come dey do me like say I wan weewee, the other side come dey do me like say I wan poopoo. To look back na problem. Crowd of guys and babes dey observe me like cinema. Even my guys sef dey help me dey shame! I was receiving consoling pats on the back as if say my palee kpai! Dem say when house fall, goat go climb the roof. Na the courage say at least Warri boy try to try I take waka pass school gate that day. I nor gree show face for photo stands through out that semester.

It's been 18 years now but each time I remember this event, I just laugh it off as my most embarrassing moment on campus.

GoTV:
The federal government should execute him through firing squad at bar beach and televise it all over the country

...but your local government chairman steals the collective wealth of your people right under your nose!

ogbosike:
No o o o! God forbid

Typical backward Nigerian mentality! Na wa for una o!!!

Hand go soon touch them...

MetaPhysical:
Do you mean "support" Tinubu?

Ogunlewe is correct.
Many commercial activities in Lagos are operated as monopolies. The State and LG has power to enforce anti-trust Laws and break up the monopoly of Northerners in the lucrative keke and okada operations. If the State went to that extreme okada and keke will be regulated. For every 1000 licenses issued 50% ownership and operation must be SW, the remaining 50% will be shared at 10% per zone. Put the new SW Security Corps to manage the service and its enforcement.

Free education for SW indigenes only. Non-SW indigenes are to pay for secondary and higher learning.

Change tax brackets - SW indigenes to file for yearly tax refunds. Non-indigenes exempted.

There are many policies that could be implemented to penalize lack of allegiance to SW.

Like Ogunlewe said, we Yorubas are the leadership of Nigeria.

You should be more concerned with how to feed yourself because I'm very sure you are starving in Ogbomosho right now!

If you want awards, just transfer some few change to the bank account of Alexreports, and you will surely be given one.

Jamesilvar:
These lying thieves. Thunder fire the mouth that mentioned Amurri in that post!!
The road connecting Obe to Amurri was a world bank project that they only contributed very little token as demanded by world bank, the road wasn't even tarred till date.
The other road from Agbani to Amurri has been going like one year one block.
Shame on the fool that even mentioned Amurri first!
I wonder if it's thesame kind of silly work he has been doing in the other communities.
This man should just do and leave lion building.
Worst Enugu Governor ever!!

I'm happy you guys have started seeing that this OEPHIUS guy is a fraud and a paid agent by the Enugu government. Go and check his Facebook page...he is the same person as Louis Amoke. He receives money from Ugwuanyi to post false and nonexistent achievements!!!

SpecialAdviser:
Ur attitude tells a lot about you. Why not come up with strong argument?

Shut your trap! You are the same person as OEPHIUS aka Louis Amoke. I will continue to expose you and your lies on this platform!!!

Paid agent!

You can no longer deceive the people. They now know who you are...a paid agent by the Enugu government.

OEPHIUS the terrible liar!!! Aka Louis Amoke...people have started seeing your lies! Paid agent, we are ready for you.

We only see the so-called achievements on your threads. Fake achievements!!!

MERCHANDISER:
Watch how over 40 residential buildings got destroyed by the inferno,dozens of people dead....


Lets pray for Anambra state so that God will give them more wisdom


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27V8IzllMtI#menu

So the state government can't provide a fire service to
quench the fire outburst.This is height of insensitivity on their
part

What do you gain from this cheap image damaging? You have been moving from one thread to the other just to post this crap! It is stale and boring!!!

Prompto:
No peace for the wicked as this lunatic truncated the democracy n regionalism that fuel the growth of Nigeria to become giant of Africa so must his entire lineage be truncated one by one.

You don't have any atom of sense left in your brain! Don't even bother to reply me because you will regret it bitterly!!!

I see

CrimeKsmart:
I never said godfather. Maybe you should read well.


If he had humbled himself without arrogance, he will still be relevant in Nigeria politics but Tinubus boys sent him packing

What is the difference between political father and political godfather? You are the one who need to read very well, because you seem to be confused even about your own comment.

CrimeKsmart:
Tinubu the maradona of Nigeria politics.


Though kwarans rejected Saraki but fighting his political father(Tinubu) contributed to his loss.

Bola Tinubu is not and has never been a godfather to Saraki. Are you sure you live in Nigeria?

Blosser525:
News from Enugu always makes me happy.

Louis Amoke, you have been busted!!! Now you have resorted to opening new accounts to comment on your own threads. We will continue to expose you and your lies!!!

Anyone who still believes this OEPHIUS guy on Nairaland is a condemned fool!!! OEPHIUS is a paid agent by the Enugu Government. Go and check his Facebook page. His real name is Louis Amoke. He works for Ugwuanyi as a propagandist! It shall never be well with you Louis Amoke for the lies you spread daily!

Na wa oh!

Some people will avoid this thread! They won't be able to sleep tonight...especially that dead meat seller and that idiot called Ngwiriukwuenu!!!