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Haba, give the girl a break jare. She's hot.

@lizzy Go into the pageant girlfriend. You'll win!

The guy is fine o! If this is an application for relationship request, then single ladies should grab the offer o!

I wonder o.

Mukina, wetin kwoncain gari kwoncain raincoat, ehn?

Come on. . . Monsieur Bolaoni. . .

[size=16pt]Ronaldo's Leg's are coming off![/size] Hee hee hee. . .

@slimghost

Please trust me, you don't want to be nairaland's new clown with the use of fowl or offensive language. Stop it immediately.

Mukina, forgive this guy now. . . He is sorry for breaking your heart. You don't have to edit his pictures to paint him bad just to get your revenge. Take it easy on the fine bloke o!

lol

@femilangy hee hee hee haa haa haa

Koro can't speak English! Koro can't speak English! That manifesto presentation to the business community was scripted by an assistant of his!
Let him come and participate in a debate! Na there katakata go bust! Haa haa haa!

[size=16pt]You guys are in serious trouble![/size]     

[size=16pt]Ronaldo's legs are about to come off![/size]     

See this report in the sun: - http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2007130308,00.html

BELGIUM have threatened to crock Cristiano Ronaldo in the first two minutes of their clash with Portugal.

Manchester United ace Ronaldo has tormented Premiership defences and scored 18 goals this season.

But Belgian keeper Stijn Stijnen has revealed his side's shocking plans to stop the Portuguese winger on Saturday.

Stijnen wants his team-mates to take Ronaldo out of the game in the opening exchanges of the Euro 2008 qualifier.

He said: "After two minutes, we should have beaten him up so much he would have been stretchered off the pitch.

"What more do we need to do? Portugal have more quality so we have to handle things our way.

"If we try to play like them, we will lose for sure."

Despite his outrageous claims, the Club Brugge stopper was unrepentant when he had the chance to apologise.

Stijnen added: "I do not find my words shocking. We are the visiting team and we have to make the match go our way.

"I do not mean that Belgium have to break the leg of somebody.

"But we do have to be aggressive and we have the players for this."


Hee hee hee. . .

[size=16pt]Adieu Monsieur Ronaldo![/size]   

Mukina, what's funny?

Back at ya.

Joe Cole is almost back! He might make an entrance back into the team in early April. He has started trainig! Good News Guys.  

Listen, the title doesn't say they are gonna have sex, it only says they wanna make love. There's a big difference. Anyway, Mourinho would be holding the reigns.

When Ranieri was Chelsea boss, how many trophies did he win for chelsea? Free Mourinho, he is free to express himself whenever he wants to. Let him relish his accomplishments. KAPISH!

You can call them names all you want, it won't change anything. It won't reduce Roman's wealth or Mourinho's technical skill. Monday next week is the likely date for their love session.

lmao

LMAO I no want trouble o

I agree with you guys. Those guys should resign o. That's what would happen in the civilised world. Na wa for this country sef.

@ seun It is there o, look at it well, haba!

Hey Guys, I heard from a reliable source, that knows Koro very well, that the guy can't speak good English. That's why he doesn't wanna participate in any debate. He doesn't want to make a fool of himself!

Yes O, Mustay, tell them. @9ja4eva Naaaaaaa. God is the head of Chelsea. It's been proven recently. GOD=JESUS! Read your Bible, abeg.

Seun, the source is there. Look at the top of the story.

Yea right! You're lying.

Well, I know for sure that Jesus Christ, the greatest celebrity of all, is an ardent Chelsea Fan!

Yea right! Like we saw on monday, when he scored that £30 million goal, right?

Please Please guys, don't let this guy distract you, ok? I don't understand why he is so angry. Nobody forced him to participate in this contest. He registered of his own free will!

This contest is for guys alone. I don't know why Fynewankster is posting my pictures.

Anyway, Please post your pictures if you are interested in the contest. Thank You.  

WOW! What a day we had yesterday. More guys should please post their pictures abeg.  I'm having such a good time!

We are trying to determine who Mr. Wowo Nairaland is!

Here is an updated report on the progress of this contest: -

We already have a very strong contender for the award! His name is Fynewaka, but I like to call him Fynewankster!  Hmmmm. . . The guy fine, no be small!    

Below is a copy of his picture. If you think say you fine pass am, please post your picture o! There is a very attractive price for the winner!

Please Note: - Only guys are eligible to participate in this contest. Thank You.    

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I just love Mourinho! I can't help it!

An Update of the indictment report from the Guardian Today: - http://www.guardiannewsngr.com/news/article01

AFTER meeting behind closed-doors for nearly three hours, the Senate yesterday resolved to shelve debate on the controversial Petroleum Development Trust Fund (PTDF) till May 2, when its members are to resume plenaries.

The legislative chamber also rejected the mass resignation of its special review committee on the fund but admitted the submission of its recommendations when.

By the time the Senate resumes sitting to deliberate on the matter, the coming general elections will have been concluded.

Some dissenting members of the chamber faulted the decision of the Assembly, arguing that May 2 is too far away at this critical election period when a decisive resolution on the report would have helped to shape the course of things in the country.

The report of the review committee, among others, recommends sanctions on President Olusegun Obasanjo and Vice President Atiku Abubakar. It also strongly chided the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) and the Special Adviser to the President on Petroleum and Energy, Mr. Funsho Kupolokun, for their roles in the PTDF matter.

But the Presidency last night reacted angrily to the Review Committee's Report which indicted Obasanjo for alleged "illegal acts" not in line with the mandate of the organisation. It said Nigerians should ignore the report "which was obviously influenced by extraneous forces outside the Senate."

The forces, it alleged, are arrayed and working on embarrassing President Obasanjo and at the same time frustrating efforts at recovering stolen PTDF funds.

One senator who was on the floor yesterday told The Guardian that by leaving the report untreated before the elections, the Senate had rendered it prostate.

"We merely succeeded in raising the hopes of Nigerians, with the Ad-hoc Committee and Review Committee reports, that we were out to sanitise the system and dashed their hopes; who will come after the elections and start to waste his time on the review report. It is as good as dead," he said.

Most senators who spoke shared his opinion.

In its recommendations, the review committee indicted both President Obasanjo and Vice President Abubakar, confirming information made available exclusively to The Guardian by the Chairman of the Committee, Senator Umar Tsauri. It asked that both men be dragged before the Code of Conduct Bureau.

Specifically, it recommended that "with regards to the approval which the Vice President gave in respect of the $20 million on 14th October 2003, without the authority of Mr. President, the committee views the approval of the Vice President as illegal and therefore recommends that the Vice President, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, be referred to the Code of Conduct Bureau for further action."

It added: "In respect of some projects commenced by PTDF in 2006 viz: Incorporation of Galaxy Backbone; Purchase of Computers for Civil Servants under the Computer for all Nigerians Initiative; Defence Industry Corporation of Nigeria (DICON) Rehabilitation for which Mr. President gave approval and later got them ratified retroactively, the committee views the action of the President, Commander-in-Chief (C-in-C), Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, as illegal and therefore refers Mr. President, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, to the Code of Conduct Bureau for further action."

Other recommendations were:

"The Committee recommends that in the case of deposits that were placed in Trans International Bank (TIB) and Equatorial Trust Bank (ETB), the circumstantial coincidence that existed between the deposits and the loans could not be used to link PTDF money with the companies that were granted loans. If there are any irregularities, it is the responsibility of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) to sanction the bank.


"In respect of the approvals of $125 million on 25th April 2003 and the subsequent placements of $115 million in Equatorial Trust Bank (ETB) and $10 million in Trans International Bank (FIB), the committee is satisfied that due process was followed. The subsequent investment was within the contemplation of Section 1 (c) of the PTDF Act and Section 23 of the Finance (Management and Control) Act.

"However, in the case of the additional $20 million for which the then Executive Secretary, Hamisu Abubakar, misrepresented the facts and wrongfully obtained approval of the Vice President, the committee recommends that the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), which is presently investigating the matter, should continue and prosecute him for any offence disclosed.

"Hussaini Jalo, a former Executive Secretary of the PTDF from July 2005 to November 2005, is under investigation by EFCC and the sum of N49 million and six vehicles have so far been recovered from him. The committee recommends that EFCC, which is presently investigating the matter, should continue and prosecute him for any offence disclosed.

"In respect of the progress report on Obasanjo Administration and Photographs for State House Library, for which the former Executive Secretary approved N4.5 million, the committee views the project as outside the mandate of the PTDF Act: The committee recommends that the Executive Secretary, Alhaji Adamu Maina Waziri, should be referred to the Independent Corrupt Practices (ICPC) for further action.

"The committee sustains recommendation No. 8 of the Ad-Hoc Committee that all projects approved for the PTDF from 2003 to date should be verified and evaluated by the relevant committees of the Senate, that is:

(a) Committee on Petroleum Resources (Upstream); and
(b) Committee on Public Accounts; or alternatively;

(c) Ad-Hoc Committee for this purpose.


"The committee sustains recommendation No.12 of the Ad-Hoc Committee that all accounts in the name of PTDF within and outside Nigeria should be established by the Senate Committees on Petroleum Resources (Upstream), Public Accounts; or alternatively an Ad-Hoc Committee for this purpose.

"The committee sustains recommendation No. 15 of the Ad-Hoc Committee that the Agencies like the Central Bank of Nigeria, Ministry of Finance, Office of the Accountant-General of the Federation, Department of Petroleum Resources and the Office of the Auditor-General of the Federation that have direct bearing with the Fund should play their roles as expected to aid the Fund in meeting the objectives for which it was established.

"The maintenance of four different accounts by the Accountant-General of the Federation with the CBN in the name of PTDF, namely: Reserve Account, Inspectorate Account, Bank Operations Account and Independent Revenue Account pursuant to the approval of the letter initiated by the then Special Adviser to Mr. President on Petroleum and Energy, Funsho Kupolokun for which approval was given by Mr. President putting a restriction on PTDF funding, the committee states that the approval was illegal and a contravention of Section 1 of the PTDF Act. In this regard, both Mr. President and Funsho Kupolokun are culpable.

"The committee therefore recommends that a strict compliance with Section 1 of the PTDF Act should be enforced.

"The committee recommends that all accounts opened in contravention of section 1 (c) of the PTDF Act should be closed forthwith.

"That the Petroleum Technology Development Fund Act should be amended to accommodate the current realities in the oil and gas industry as well as the Solid Mineral sector.

The Presidency said that the over-bearing influence of those behind the report was evidenced from the exchanges between the senate leadership and the committee.
Special Assistant to the President on Public Affairs, Mallam Uba Sani absolved the President from any acts of illegality saying that he acted on the best interest of the nation and not any narrow interpretation of the act, which would not help in the technological development of the nation.

He disagreed that the funds approved by the President from the organisation's accounts were for projects which were outside the mandate of the funds.

Describing the report as a calculated attempt by some people to smear the president, he said it was shocking that the members did not take into consideration the explanation earlier given by the president on his role on the PTDF.

He defended the approvals given by the president as within the mandate of the PTDF, pointing out that there was no way the committee could have arrived at the conclusion if it had taken a broader view of the PTDF's mandate.

Mallam Sani cited the President's earlier explanations to the Committee by the President, saying that the three key projects, namely, the African Institute of Science and Technology, buying of computers for civil servants under the Computer for All Nigerians Initiative and the other PTDF projects for which he granted approvals from the PTDF's account were to further the training and capacity building of Nigerians in petroleum technology.

He contended that it was in no doubt that the Act clearly mandated the Federal Government to take whatever actions it deemed necessary to ensure that Nigerians were educated, trained and developed to be experts and key players in petroleum technology.

The Presidential aide wondered that "not even the invitation extended to the committee by Mr. President to physically verify the projects and payments made on the projects in order to make sure he broke no laws as far his actions were concerned was taken up by the committee."

But he expressed implicit confidence that when the report of the review committee is finally debated by the senate, the recommendations, particularly that suggesting that the President be referred to the Code of Conduct Bureau would be thrown out.


May God Have Mercy on this Country. Amen.

Yes 4Play. I would like very much to have that phone number! Thank You.