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A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.
He enters a whorehouse and approaches the madam.

"Madam, I would like to have a girl for the afternoon." says the little boy.
"Sonny, I think you're a little young for that." replies the madam.
The little boy places a $100 bill in the madam's hand.
"One lady coming up." says the madam.

"And I want her to have herpes," says the little boy.
"Why on earth would you want that?" asked the madam, "and anyway, I don't have any women like that. All my girls are clean."
The little boy pulls out another $100 bill and gives it to the madam.
"One dirty girl, coming up," she says.

The madam takes the little boy upstairs and leaves him in a room with a well endowed blonde. When he comes down a little bit later, she says, "Son, I can understand you wanting to get laid, but why on earth would you want to catch something like herpes?"

The little boy looks the madam straight in the eye and says, "It's like this lady, When I get home the babysitter's going to be there and I'm gonna ***** her and SHE'S going to get the herpes.

Then when my mom and dad come home, my dad's going to take the babysitter home and ***** her and HE'S going to get the herpes.

Then when my dad gets home, he's going to ***** my mom and SHE'S going to get the herpes.

Then about 10 o'clock tomorrow morning, the mailman's going to show up at my house and ***** my mom and HE'S THE ONE THAT KILLED MY ***** FROG!"

You mean Yankeepool? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Well, our fan base is multiplying with our recent string of successes while yours is depleting as a result of your recent failures.

It's the way of the world sweetheart!     

Sharrap! Bad belle!

Muki sharrap! I told you that our fan base would multiply! See what's happening now. I still maintain that you're cheating!

Buhari is a saint! All our leaders are saints! Haaaaaaaaaaaaa. . .

Obasanjo is not corrupt o! He is a saint o! Hmmm. . . . 

Muki, help me ask am o.



By the way, I noticed you guys have been cheating in the poll!     

Oh My God!          How can anyone in his right senses compare Mikel Obi to the mighty Okocha?
This so called football fans sef! I tire o. . . 

I was sitting right there in the stadium and watched those guys play. Even though I like the chap, I don't see him filling JJ's shoes.
We are yet to discover who can.  End of tori! 

It's still the same nonsense o. The boys looked 25 years old on average. 

As for Adebayor, I heard he had already given them 3 million dollars before the final, and promised them the 7 million dollars if they won.

Bla Bla Bla. . . Yada yada yada. . .

The guy would soon leave you guys if the galaticos have anything to say about it!

@seun People say Buhari isn't corrupt o. I don't know so I can't say.

Good match. I saw plenty of potential in it. The Togolese played well, as they pilled a lot of preasure on us. I heard Adebayor promised them 7 million dollars if they won. It's a pity they lost.

The Nigerians scored at extra time. Nepa took light soon after we scored and the match had to be stopped until the light returned five minutes later.

All this corruption nonsense would now make more people want to support Buhari.
Sad. . .

Mukina, this is not the sports section o! Abi you wan chop cane? Take your grievances over there!
Cabali, don't mind fyneboy o! I no send am!

Mukina take it easy now. . . Abi na the thing wey Adebayor do your country dey make you vex?

Honurable:
I say a Big thanks to those who have contribute in one way or the other to blonder, but is not a blonder it was intentional, I was only try to make jest of the blues, I don't know that some people will term it another way.

LoverBwoy wash your mouth because we are not talking politics here.

But most of u that will be going for the event should Shaine your eye.

The time is 7PM till day break. not 4pm

I still remain loyal to Arsenal

[size=16pt]Let somebody shout halleluyah![/size]

Muki, it serves you right!

There were 12 men on the Nigerian side of the pitch. The twelfth man was the referee.

Just got back from the stadium. Boring match as usual. Thank God indeed for the referee. Can someone please tell me what Olofinjana was doing on that pitch? I still don't know what he is doing in the national team.
Kanu, in my opinion was the man of the match (Even though it was awarded to Odemwinge). He's still got it, despite the age factor.

I'll be leaving Lagos for Abeokuta very soon. I'm going to watch that match live from the stadium with some friends. I go come back come give all of una the gist. I'm really looking forward to going to Abeokuta since its my hometown and I haven't been there in ages. I hope there are lots of improvements there, since the last time I was there (At 12 yrs old). I hope the stadium won't be too rowdy like Lagos sha. And I hope there would be power o!

Abeokuta residents, please switch off your appliances o, for the sake of those of us going to the stadium! Hee hee hee. . .

Duh. . . I'm the sexiest girl on nairaland! You've gotta see my butt to believe it! hee hee hee. .

Seun, please help me correct the guy's mistakes, abeg, make he no disgrace my club o!

4 Play:
It seems the person who started this thread (Razorr)has some sexual fantasy involving Mourinho and Abramovich

Spot on Sweetheart! Spot on!

9ja4eva, you no dey sleep?

By the way, it's not chease, but Chelsea! If you can't spell the name of my club correctly, please go and join the gonners or the scummites and stop disgracing my club. No be by force o!

Mukina you dey craze o! 

Honurable!    Please go back to school abeg! Damn! You can't even spell your name! Haba!     

Loyika, are you from Zimbabwe? Leave politics abeg. Your atention is needed in the sports section. We miss you o!

@presidonsi

I like you alot. No. . . Scratch that. I'm madly in love with you. And I love your ride! It's real sexy. Please call me if you're interested on 080419419419. Also send me an email on razorr419@yahoo.com. I will be eagerly anticipating your call sweetheart!  

mukina2:
crazy topic

kateflow:
real crazy topic

Crazy girls! Leave my thread!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! Theeeeeeem! Sorry acid, I forgot to tell you that he has 4 other g/fs. We all play with each other all the time. It's one big happy family. You can come and join the team!        

In ya wet dreams. Nansience!