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@Kit

Your 'where your guns @' jibe is getting boring.  Please get more creative.

Mc Omo:
ASSHAT

LUMMOX

PLONKER

NINNY

CRETIN

FUCKWIT

Yea. . . A perfect description of Mc-Obo and all gunner fans.

@Ruudie

So Monsieur Grant is a close friend to the Viewer(God bless Jose)! I don't like it o!

@Kit

I'm sorry for using the word plonkers.

I should have said you gunners are ASSHATS and LUMMOXES!!!

Lemme contact Monsieur Jackal for more.

@Loyika

Hahahahahahaha

Nice one!!

You gunners are funny!! Naaa scratch that!! You are hilarious!!!

Just because you beat Derby county 5-0(with your first 11 I must add), you won't stop having erections and wet dreams about winning the PREM trophy!

May I remind you that this is the same Derby that Dollarpool spanked 6-nil? Where are they now?

One thing I can guarantee you of is that this season is g'onna be full of high drama but the big two would always be the big two. And you're not part of the big two!!

You are and would always be, for the rest of the season, the shitty gunners!!

Every dog has his day my dear, and I see yours coming soon.

I'ld be waiting to laugh at you when it happens! I'm sure at a point last season, you were having this same kind of erections about winning the league!!

Buncha Plonkers!!

loyika:
If chelsea bounce back, then i will eat Peanut butter and Jam sandwiches for a week. (How funny Chelsea will bounce back after losing to you scummies ,

Please get ready to eat peanut butter and jam o. You d'ey crase!!

What other Jose quote can I pull out to get things to stick into your thick skull?

How the Bleep can you win matches without your key players?

Carvalho should be back in less than two weeks!!

Drogba would be back soon and I expect him to have gotten over the shock of Jose's exit. I expect Grant to unleash his charm and charisma on him and the other players so I see him being ok.

Lampard is not likely to leave as being suggested in the media, since Chelsea has already offered him the 135,000 pounds a week pay check he requested for!! I don't see Barca matching this.

So please Uncle Loyika, put your d'ick back in your trousers and stop having your erections! Or better still, go dip your d'ick in a freezer to cool it!!

loyika:
You said Chelsea were your main contenders , GUESS WHOES COMING FOR DINNER CAROLINA!? .

now that Chelsea are imploding,

Hold that thought young man before I whoze you!!!

There is nothing wrong with Chelsea!!!

I repeat - There is NOTHING wrong with Chelsea!!!

We are just going through a phase which started even before Jose left.

Our problems are as a result of the absense of Lamps, Carvalho and Drogba!!

We would bounce back to winning ways as soon as these key players get back!!

When Jose was making his comments about omelletes, people were making fun of him, but the guy was telling the absolute truth!!!

I don't see Grant staying in Chelsea for long despite what Kenyon said about his being permanent.

I see us getting a new coach before January.

But even then, Grant is not so bad. We were ok yesterday until Mikel saw RED!!

Anybody that thinks these recent events in Chelsea means we would not win the title is a complete nincompoop and a PLONKER!!!

So please save your bloody erections until you hear in the news that Abramovich has dumped Chelsea!!

Chelsea would always be your nightmares until Roman leaves, which I don't see happening in the near future!! The guy loves this club so much!!

Oh and one more thing. . . I would eat my head, if Arsenal win the Premier League this season!!

I repeat - I would eat ma head if Arsenal win the league this season!!

Shitty club that you are!!

Manchester United and Chelsea are still the number one contenders so you can go sleep!!!

It also seems Mr. Van Basten could be taken over as our coach sooner than later.

http://www.all3points.co.uk/cat/chelsea/van240907.php

But cheer up guys.

There's some good news as it seems Ronaldinho is now begging to come to Chelsea.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/sport/football.html?in_article_id=483520&in_page_id=1779&ito=newsnow

Guys Guys Guys!

You've got to read this article from the sun.

It's just too hilarious!


[size=16pt]Jose would've gone ballistic[/size]

WELCOME to the Premier League, Avram Grant.

And the land where referees like Mike Dean lose the plot.

That was the tale at Old Trafford yesterday where the football world congregated to see what sort of life there was after Jose Mourinho.

The consensus? It’s alive and kicking. With the emphasis on the latter.

The abiding thought at the end of a nasty, niggling 90 minutes in which Dean destroyed the game by sending off Mikel John Obi after just 32 minutes was: Jose, you went one game too early!!!

What we would have paid to see his reaction on the touchline to Mikel’s dismissal and the 90th-minute penalty won by Louis Saha with the sort of dive the watching Roman Abramovich would have recognised from his last trip to the Bolshoi Ballet (furious United e-mails to the normal address).

Mourinho would have gone totally and utterly ballistic.

A week ago, the old Chelsea boss lobbed his mini TV monitor back into the dugout after Salomon Kalou had a good goal disallowed v Blackburn.

This time he would have probably hurled his overcoat into the stand, raced into the middle of the pitch and prostrated himself on the centre-circle — with the game going on around him.

Afterwards he would have embarked on the greatest monologue of his Oscar- winning career. And what was Grant’s reaction?

He blinked into the Sky TV cameras and said: “I don’t want to speak about it. I need time to think.”

TIME TO THINK! You’re a bloody football manager. [size=13pt]Football managers rant and rave, say the first thing that comes into their heads, get hauled up before the FA and then get the club to pay the fine.[/size]

That’s how football works in this country, Avram. It doesn’t work when managers use common sense. Whatever next?

Someone is going to have to have a serious talk with the new Chelsea head coach.

But back to Dean. Having sent off Mikel for a two-footed challenge on Patrice Evra that looked far worse than it was — even Fergie called the red card harsh — he then compounded it with an even worse blunder.

Having booked Wayne Rooney for a foul on Ashley Cole — and then let him off for a belligerent push on the same player — Dean handed Joe Cole just a yellow after a deliberate and malicious attempt to fell Cristiano Ronaldo in full flight.

That Cole appeared to target Ronaldo’s Achilles tendon made it even more reprehensible.

And yet the England player stayed on. No wonder Grant wore the expression of a man who had ventured over into No-man’s-land for a first time.

Abramovich, though, wore a different one as, forsaking any half-time entertainment in the United board room, he sat alone in his seat at the break.

He looked sheepish. Then, again, he is responsible for the mess Chelsea find themselves in — with a novice manager overseeing a side that has already lost two league games before the end of September.

Yet he could do nothing about the fact Chelsea were without both Didier Drogba and Frank Lampard, scorers of 31 of the 64 league goals Blues managed last season.

Then they lose Mikel. And then Carlos Tevez lost the Chelsea defence to score his first United goal three minutes into first-half added-time.

At this rate, Roman will be spending more of his cash setting up a missing person’s bureau at Stamford Bridge.


The full article is in this link - http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2007440324,00.html

LMAO

@Viera

No be your fault o. By the way, Bleep you and your dumb siggy. It sucks!

@Romeo

Stop player-hating. It ain't his fault the guy is so smart and sexy!

Damn! I'ld never be caught dead with the afro-kinky hairdo again.

Chei! See Medusa!

Jackal is bad!

@Jackal

What of Australia? I don nail you! I'm calling your girlfriend this minute! You're in trouble!

@Jackal

Medusa? LMAO. You're too much.


@Medusa and Romeo

Listen, you guys should just give it up. You're just helping this dude to shine. Do you know how many chics on this forum are falling over themselves to have just a one night stand of breathtaking sex with him? You must admit that your lines are weak, so if you can't be more creative, why don't you just keep your mouths shut instead of helping this guy get laid?

@Medupe

That post would have been funny if you had said: -"The official return of dumb and dumberer". But you are lacking too much in wit, cleverness or even class to know that. Too bad.

Jackal, please leave this guy, he ain't worth it. Can't even put up a good fight.

@Jackal

Please leave this guy. He ain't much of a challenge. He's run out of words and ideas.

@tkb

It's too late. Ma boo has already given me the invitation. Don't worry, I'ld decamp to mancsum if Jose takes over from Fergie next season. I know you're dying to have me.

Jackal:
i am watching Spurs pulverising a club called Anorthosis(sounds like a disease romeo/medfuckbe is suffering from).

Habaaaaaaaaaa

This nigga is mean!   Although I would say its the disease that uncle kareem and his wife are suffereing from

About Jose, Kenyon and co are mad to say he shouldn't play for another PREM club. I'm sure they're just scared. Scared that we fans might decamp and that he'ld whoop ass. If they knew he was this good, then why did they sack him? Those nincompoops.

@Jackal

What's up with the protest?  Was it effective or a waste of time?

But wait a minute? I don't understand why Chelsea is treating we fans like we aren't important. Why have we been treated so disgracefully today? Why hasn't Buck, Kenyon or anyone else in authority at least spoken to the press to clear things up?  If I remember correctly, it was just last week that Kenyon was saying on Sky TV that Jose was an integral part of our future?  So how come they suddenly had a rethink.

It's disgraceful the way we fans have been treated today.  These guys need to realise that the club is not just about Roman or Jose, its about we the fans who have been shedding tears all day.

The whole thing don tire me.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-79899.0.html

Look before you leap.

@Medfuckbe

Yea no problem. We don't need daddies and mummies here. You are too old for us, so stop being a grumpy old agbaya!

Go join another forum and look for people your age to pick on.

Shameless old man!

@Jackal

Jose Mourinho is our greatest legend and believe me, if I resided in London, I would have slept in front of the Bridge overnight. I feel like killing Roman for this.

Au revoir Jose!


Special Thanks to the Sun newspapers for the pictures.

I love you Jose!! May God reward you for your efforts!!

Thanks Jose for All the trophies!!

@Medube

I'm sorry to say this, but you are beginning to sound like Fynewaka. For all I know you could even be him masquerading a s a Chelsea fan.
Whatever the case may be, today is the first day you've been noticed on this thread and we have already lost respect for you.
Like Akola said, drop the fight and foul words.
I checked your profile, you're 35 or something, so act like a mature person. Finally, if its Jose's exit that's affecting you, go buy some drinks and cheer up!
Thanks bro.

Jackal:
I consulted ma pals and they told me nkita is a mongrel.
So u are a dog-eater . . . . .For Bleep's Sake . . .No wonder you're called medube . . .
Your new name shall be MEDOGBE.
Animal rights group would have castrated your shrunk ballz in the UK.
Fucking Arrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahahahaha That was harsh. E don do na. He's sorry.

Medfuckbe, abeg, in respect to Mourinho, let's end the fight.

Jose! Thank You Jose!!!

[size=16pt]OPEN LETTER TO CHELSEA FANS[/size]

The following open letter to Chelsea fans from Chelsea Football Club was exclusively revealed on Chelsea TV tonight.

The Chelsea FC plc board and everyone at the club has appreciated your patience and understanding during what has been a difficult time.

It is only right that we explain the reasons behind José Mourinho leaving Chelsea and also recognise the immense contribution he has made to the club and to English football.
Early this morning we announced that Chelsea and José Mourinho had agreed to part company by mutual consent. The key phrase here is that there was mutual agreement. José did not resign and he was not sacked.
What is clear, though, is we had all reached a point where the relationship between the club and José had broken down. This was despite genuine attempts over several months by all parties to resolve certain differences.
The reason the decision has been taken is that we believed the breakdown started to impact on the performance of the team and recent results supported this view. We did not want this to continue or affect the club further.
Chelsea's long-term football objectives and ambitions remain unchanged and the appointment of Avram Grant and Steve Clarke is aimed at continuing to achieve those goals.
We also must pay tribute to the great job José did for Chelsea. He has been the most successful manager the club has known and he rightly deserves that place in our history. José has been instrumental in putting Chelsea where it is today, among the leading clubs in European and world football.
He will always be welcome at Stamford Bridge, whether as the guest of Chelsea or as the manager of another club, and he will be given the reception and respect his position in our history deserves.


Signed: Chelsea Football Club

http://www.chelseafc.com/page/NewsHomePage/0,,10268~1117029,00.html

Hey guys, can you do me a favour?

Can you guys please beat us this Sunday?

Please, I beg you, beat Chelsea on Sunday! I can give anything right now, to see you beat us.

Please do it with about 6 goals to nil.

Thanks guys!

Awwwwwwwwwwww

Jackal's right on this one. . . unfortunately.

Hahahahahahahaha

Well done Akola!