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For Bleep's sake Jackal!!! I can't belive you're encouraging him!

Who would take his place in defence, Wayne Rooney?

You d'ey crase!!

Jackal:
Who saw Ferdinand's goal last night?

I did! I did!

The guy is an asshole!!  ASSHOLE in caps.

Left his defensive duties and went to dribble players!

I think Fergie should convert him into a striker immediately, since he sucks as a defender anyway.

Did you see A. cole taunting him after the match?

That pillock!

Jackal, please bring back that insecticide!!  There's a tiny little parasite that just creeped in.

@Jackal

Hahahahahahaha

I'm too good. I was a Bond girl in my previous life, so don't be surprised at my skills. I'm just too much!!

Please protect your passwords with everything you've got o!  You don't know which of these parasites is lurking around.

Jackal:
@ Islander,

The terms are simple.
LOYALTY and FAITHFULNESS.
120k per week for your services and erm erm  . . . . . .a posh car.
DEAL or no DEAL?

Haba! Jackal! I'm so Jealous!!!!!  But if you're trying to tempt me into changing ma affiliations then, I'm sorry to disappoint you.

@Doyin

Not so fast ashewo!!  I would whoze your face now! See his big mouth!

Jackal:
Cry-babies go any length to get what they want . . . . .like erm, erm Al-Quaeda that HI-JACKED an airplane!!!!!!!!!

Wait a bloody minute!!!

I can't believe I completely missed the message before.

Would I be right in assuming you're talking about the recent hijackings that have been taking place with some of em ninnies?  You know. . . Email hijacking and stuffs.

Oh ma dayzzzz. . . .  

I think you're right on the first lady issue. this thread seriously needs a first lady.  That office has been conspicuosly vacant for a while.

doyin13:
@Razorr

Oh ma dayzzzzzzzzzzzz

what's your problem with me o

Shouldn't you be in Siberia somewhere

Abeg Seun come and lock someone up

Bloody CHESTCOMPOOP

Ok I'm sorry sir. Truce?  Pompey is a great club! Pompey rocks!  

Happy now?

Jackal:
@ Razorr,

Honestly, too many boys are running around on this thread.
Ninnies, pillocks, plonkers, retards and cry-babies.
Cry-babies go any length to get what they want . . . . .like erm, erm Al-Quaeda that HI-JACKED an airplane!!!!!!!!!
The day of reckoning is near . . . . .Just 3 targets on ma crosslines . . .3 cupro-nickel bullets and trust me to hit the target.
You better go and load up your credit card and go to SELFRIDGES for some quick shopping.
3 different funerals cld yet be on the way . . . .Buy a Gucci hankies/sunglasses as well . . . .You would have to shed few crocodile tears.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Dang! I need to go get a black dress. Can't believe I don't have any.

The assasinations may need to start now, as the third agent has shown up.  FINALLY!!!!

@Islander

Let me make it simple, so you'ld understand.

All the girls that support Manchester United are either very ugly or very razz!!  

I'm sure you're neither of the two, so please don't let people classify you that way.  Chelsea is the club for cream babes, so please, beautiful princess, change your affiliations ASAP!!

@Kit

Ma binu o jare.  Mo ti mellow ni sin yi.

Seems some people are wanted in the fun and games section.   Halleluyah!!

Boys aren't needed in this section of the forum. . . Only MEN are welcome!!

Islander:
I love soccer nuff nuff. And I think Manchester UN is the best too,

I was impressed with your post till you made this statement. Did you have to spoil it?  Man United is Scum! Chelsea rocks!!


@Kit

Please forgive Doyin, he's a pillock (apologies Jackal).

doyin13:
Have you been taking lessons from Jackal

if so. . .it should be, keep your nose out ma roll

Hahahahahahaha

Thumbs up to you. you're good!

@50 Jackal

Kanye Rocks!!!!!!!

Bleep 50!


I already purchased Kanye's full album for about 8 pounds on itunes , men that guy is good. 50's days are over.

Mc Omo:
@Somze

your arse ? are u gay ?

Bu hahahahahahahaha

The girlfriends of some Nairaland guys have been complaining that their boyfriends have been trying to force them into anal sex, so this doesn't surprise me.  Kit, you'd better run, cause STD's are spread that way.

Ouch! Touche touche 

Hope I didn't offend anyone? I don't want to be banned o!

I w'anna send a shout out to all the MI6 and CIA agents on the forum. Please spare my life o abeg. Don't report me for execution o.

Jackal:
Ooooops . . . .some attention seekers are here.
OMG . . .I get it . . .Its RAMADAN . . . .They ribs must be itchy again.
When ribs itch . . . . .it sometimes affects the neurons that controls the senses.
It makes full-grown adults open em mouths uncontrollably even when they make efforts not to.
We shld expect torrents of muppets in the next ummmmh, ummmmh 30 days.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

That was too harsh!! Please soften the blows abeg. These guys haven't eaten o. Don't make them default in their fasts and offend Allah!

As for Tevez and Mascherano, it's a different story from Kia o. There's evidence against these guys of tax evation. Please take my advice and join the fast. Tevez needs your prayers.

doyin13:
Better come and join Pompey

Oh you're a Pompey fan!!!!

No problemo!! Go to your thread! If you have one anyway.

Jackal:
Niggaz don't want me because they bitches love me

The most accurate statement you've made this year!!!

@Doyin

It's not your fault o. Seriosly I no blame you.

It's not ma fault that your d'ick refused to stand when you saw ma chesticles.  Please don't blame me for your erection problems.

Has anyone not told you that pile (haemorrhoids or jedijedi) prevents you from having a hard on?

Please go see your doctor asap and have it operated on.

By the way, if you have any doubts about the effect of my chesticles on boys, ask Lordi and he'ld testify!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid

@Jackal (wherever the Bleep you are)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/sport/football.html?in_article_id=481235&in_page_id=1779

You sure you don't w'anna join the muslims in their Ramadan fast now?  Cause your investment is about to be locked up!

Starting with you Doyin! You're a pillock!

Exactly!!!

So all the roaches and pillocks should prepare to crawl back into their graves!!!

The insecticide is about to be unleashed!!!

Jackal, we r missing your flowz. . . .

I feel your absence!! Please come out and play!

Come out. . . come out wherever you are!

Please come out and silence this dorks! They're stealing your flows.

And one madam here is gloating! For Bleep's sake when did some people here start having this kind of confidence?

Jackal, come out before I choke you with ma chesticles!

Where's my Jackal?

Where's my Jackal?

@Jeje

First of all, go learn to speak English!! Your use of English is so pathetic and no wonder Jackal likened you to Azeezat.

You're a razz babe trying to pose as a classy lady and failing woefully!! We can all see through your act. What a pity.

Well. . . I hear you're interested in dating Jackal and you haven't denied it, so I'ld conclude that its true. However, I'ld have you know that the Jackal doesn't shag razz babes.

Go clean up your act a bit! Learn English and learn to douch your p'ussy and maybe, just maybe he might be interested.

Hahahahahahahaha

Jackal, that was harsh!!!!!!

@Rickyjen

Shut your bloody tap!  What we did was to get rid of bad blood and an uncommitted player!  

We have enough fire power to make up for his loss in Joe Cole, Malouda and the ever improving SWP!!


@Jackal

Can't believe this irritant is still here. Boy o boy has he made my day!  And to think he would have to suffer for his time here for the next 8 days, since he has exhausted all his feeding money on the cyber cafe.

By the way Jackal, what is this gist going around in the grape vine that miss Jeje here has been making passes at you?

@firewankster

I couldn't help noticing that your replies to our comments are so slow.
For Bleep's sake, Jackal made that comment you just quoted about 20 minutes ago.
There's a problem with the server in that cyber cafe you're browsing from. Change cyber cafes asap. You're beginning to bore everyone with your late replies. And you're beginning to lack steam I must add.

fynewaka:
I have been online since 8.am, how much have i burnt? Do the arithmetic yourself.

Yes Yes Yes!  I can do the maths!

You haven't been online in the past 8 days!

You saved up all the lunch money of your entire family, including your mama and papa, and made them starve for 8 days. Dang! The height of your wickedness is appalling!

And you did all these just because of Razorr!!

Dang! I knew I was a top celebrity!

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg1484849#msg1484849 date=1189521807]i would gladly go on Nairaland exile if Spurs beat us[/quote]Noted!

@Banderas

Hahahahahahaha
You d'ey crase! Essien looks like the black version of James Bond in that picture.

@Jeje

Awwww. . . . It's ok now. . . Stop crying.  I didn't mean it like that.

Don't worry, I'm g'onna hook you up with a guy. But please promise me that you would settle down and be faithful to him. He can't stand a cheating girlfriend o.

Promise me that no other man would lick your coochie throughout the spell of your relationship with him.

He's comfortable, handsome, and he'ld buy you plenty of underwear!

I'm sure you'ld love him!

His name is Banderas!!