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@Toshmann

Bleep off ashewo!


@Jackal

That is what you get when you try to change your style of play. However, its just temporary. Don't get too excited just yet.

@Nateevs

Exactly. Carvalho and Terry haven't played together for ages. Leave Jackal. He'ld never say anything positive about Chelsea even if we win by 23 goals to nil.   He hates us that much.

@Jackal

I asked you to 'quote' Jose.

sorry, no french kiss.

@Toshmann

Tribal football? I asked for a credible link for Bleep's sake!(rolls eyes)

By the way, I can't believe you're taking this so seriosly. Do you want that kiss that badly?  If so, is your name Jackal?

@Ruudie

Take your stinking fat ass out of this thread and go join the Kareemus in their fasts and prayers. You'ld need it.

You have a tough game tonight. I've read a little bit about Lisbon, and from what I've read, they are a stubborn side. They'ld be a tough nut to crack, so don't even think for a second that you're g'onna just walk over their heads.

@Toshmann

You need deliverance!

@Jackal

You didn't answer me. Where did he say 'bad eggs'? I need just one link.

@I-man

God bless you for that post! Please tell that to Jackal o! The guy just hates us for some inexplicable reason.

Jackal:
His man-management skills is humungously flawed . . . stabbong your players in the back by calling em bad eggs?

@ Jackal

Please give me one, just ONE credible link in which Jose was quoted as calling his players 'bad eggs' and I promise to give you a sizzling hot french kiss.

@Jackal

For Bleep's sake, did you even see that goal?  Even Jesus Christ, if he was one of our players, wouldn't have been able to save it.  They were lucky and that's that!

loyika:
@ Razorr

don't be confused

First Akola, then Wormy, before you know it, you will be ALONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Hahahahahahaha

I would rather be the last Chelsea fan standing than have blockheads as fans(i.e. the type in the stadium last night ).

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

OK

Akolawole:
what could we say of Mr Wenger whose stand-by captain got to know of his removal on the internet?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Akolawole:
My worry is what happen at last Friday's press conference in stamford bridge

What are you refering to?

@A-40

I don't understand you guys anymore. We play boring but effective footie and you complain! We play exciting footie with average results and you still complain!!

What the Bleep do you want?

@Loyika

I no blame you o. Na UEFA's fault. They should have fixed your match against Sevilla at the same time as our match. Then we would see who would have been gloating this morning.

Anyway, like the adage says: -'He who laughs last, laughs best '. You better go and consult all the oracles you know and go join the Muslims in their fast, because with that your SUSPECT defence, I would love to see how you escape your impending trashing tonight in the hands of Sevilla!

It's not spurs you're playing o!

I would be watching every bit of that match and expect me to give you hell afterwards!

Bloody Plonker!!

@Jackal

Who the Bleep is Larry Izamoje?

Anyway, about Jose's interview: I can't really blame him. He's been under a lot of pressure and it might be showing, but I feel like hitting you with a sledge hammer for saying he should be sacked!  There was nothing wrong with any of his tactics last night! Nothing!!!

I don't even undertstand why a manc should be slating us sef. Was it not your team that Reading held to a draw just recently? And what were your excuses after that match? You said they packed a bus. Well, Fergie should have been sacked after that match.

Well, we have more excuses than you did, so please stop gloating. We have a bizzare list of injuries, so you would have done worse in our shoes.

As for the half empty stadium, I would attribute it to a poor marketing strategy from the administration of the club. It isn't my business.

All I'm interested in is watching good footie, and trust me, I wasn't the least bit disappointed last night.

Even Roman enjoyed had so much fun. Did you see his face? They kept turning the cameras to him and he seemed to be having a jolly good time.

We are in a building stage. We are building a new style of play (exciting and entertaining footie) so give us a break. At least now we know where our problem lies. We are just a step away from being perfect.

I just can't wait to face you guys on Sunday.

Anyway, good luck with your game tonight. Hope Lisbon wouldn't be another Reading.

@Nateevs

Thank you jare.
You won't believe this though - During our match last night, a gooner sitting next to me and praying desperately for us to lose confessed after the match that if Chelsea continues to play the kind of exciting footie we played last night, he would dump the gunners and become a Chelsea fan.

By the way, there was a turkey on this thread screaming last night about how boring our game was. Some people just love to slate us, but never watch our matches. Its sad.

@Loyika

Don't bother reading it, it's for only Chelsea fans.


@Toshmann

I can't belive it! A bloody scouser running his mouth!!  For your infoa, we played a hundred times better than you last night, so shut the Bleep up!!
If not for old mother luck, we would have won!
Besides, we didn't have a dumbass Pennant on the field.

@True Chelsea Fans(Chelsea fans only )

There were a lot of positives to take from last night. First let me say this: I am not in the slightest bit worried about us progressing from this group. The level of shyte, bad belle and bullshye talk(even from Chelsea fans ) this morning is unbelievable and disgusting. I love a bit of doom and gloom myself (dropping points is never a funny thing), but there wasn`t much. . .  I repeat - NOTHING MUCH, wrong with last night's performance to be honest.

Rosenburg had one half chance and scored it, and we should have won the game by four or five goals. Our approach play was excellent, crossing was very good, and we looked dynamic, solid, and never really under pressure from Rosenborg(It was a gig for those guys. they came to party. You could tell frm their rection after the game ). We hit the post twice and Kalou on his own should have got a hattrick. He didn`t, and we managed a bizarre draw against a team that we will comfortably beat away. You get those games sometimes, when there seems to be a magical forcefield around the goal and you just cannot score. Our bad luck last night was incredible. We'll play worse than that and hammer some teams, but the the god of Luck was against us and that`s all there is to it. It cannot go on forever.

Ballack, Carvalho, Drogba, and Lampard would all have played if fit, and we missed Pizarro's strength up front last night too. That is easily half our goals right there, and yet we created so many opportunities that it seems incredible that we only managed to score once. Take Alonso, Gerrard, Agger, Torres and Crouch out of the Liverpool line up or Scholes, Hargreaves, Rooney, Saha and Vidic out of the United line-up and see whether kasala no go bust. People argue we should still be able to put away a team like Rosenborg but they did exactly what I knew they would do and park the bus, look for breaks, and niggle the life out of the game. Not saying Liverpool or United would have struggled but neither did we really. Poor finishing and colossal bad luck.  I suspected before the match that we'ld get held last night as I was expecting a worse performance and a continuation of the run of bizarre bad luck we've had of late, and I was right about the luck and the fact that we'ld not be as clinical without Drogba in the team, but we played much, much better than we did on Saturday and looked dangerous throughout. I am happy enough to be honest. You get these games sometimes. We'ld still go through so no worries.

Malouda and Kalou were the worst culprits in the poor finishing stakes but they did what they do - they create chances and they put balls into the penalty box.  Both played better than of late(I was impressed ).

Sheva is not a target man and never will be, and the lack of a target man up front to hold the ball up is why JT went up there for the last fifteen minutes. Shevchenko took his header well and probably also should have had a hattrick. I thought he played excellently considering the pressure he is under from everyone. Good movement, good pace, good awareness, and always made a nuisance of himself on the shoulder of the last man. He is still short on confidence but looked good last night and with a couple more goals under his belt he should find things a little easier. Joe Cole continues to improve and although perhaps a little selfish last night on occasion probably justifies his place ahead of Shaun who was also excellent when came on. Essien played well and dominated the middle of the park but his shooting was absolutely woeful. Alex looked class and had another good game alongside JT.

Man of the Match I thought was Belletti: he looks absolute quality. Great runs, good on the ball, good passing, and doesn't stop running up and down that flank. Really impressive and I hope the people who were slating him for not being Dani Alves before he'd even kicked a ball for us are feeling suitably daft. God Bless Barcelona for selling him to us! Frank must be biting his nails now. Did we really buy him for 3 million pounds?

Rosenborg for their part will probably never play that well defensively again this season and that point was their cup final. We looked like we wanted it more, and that was pleasing as well. I have questioned the desire of the team in recent weeks but there was plenty of desire in this game.

The chorus of boos that greeted the final whistle were an embarrassment though. Why boo? I don't know what kind of asshole boos his own team but they aren't Chelsea fans as far as I'm concerned. We played well, looked hungry, were incredibly unlucky and you cannot boo that. We didn`t win. Big deal!!! We'll play Schalke and Valencia at home, and probably Schalke and Rosenborg away. We can probably afford to lose in Valencia as well. No crisis at all.

The way the papers were going on about it this morning you would think we are out of the Champions League. The gloating in the tabloids this morning was absolutely shocking!!!  The hordes of Gooners, Manure fans, scousers et al on different sites last night and this morning all coming to have a giggle at our expense: Bleep's sake!!! They obviously expect us to collapse and fall to pieces so let them grab their mics and have their laughs. These tabloid-reading ASSHATS(apologies Jackal ) are rubbing their hands with glee at the prospect of our impending downfall and loving the fact that they can come out with their witty comments and clever yabs. Gosh, aren`t they intelligent boys and girls?(rolls eyes)

If you haters think last night was anything other than a good performance and hideous bad luck then you are more stupid than we thought. So my dear blues, bite your tongue, keep quiet, don't waste your time mouthing off about it because the scumbags wont listen.

Just wait for the backlash. Starting Sunday.

I'm feeling so sorry for manscum right now.

ritchboi:
funny how someone says its ok 2 'yab' her,then says u should do it in 'averagely descent' grammar.

Sweetheart, honestly, I'm not trying to yab or make fun of you or anything like that but please take note of the following facts: -

1. The word 'Descent' means 'the act or an instance of descending' or 'a way down' or 'a downward incline or passage (a slope)'.

On the other hand. . .

2. What you meant to say was 'Decent', which could mean, 'conforming to standards of propriety', 'free from immodesty or obscenity' or 'fairly good'.


Go back to primary school, or better still, go take adult education classes and then come back to yab me.

Bloody PLONKER!!

ritchboi:
@banderas
leave razorr alone,i heard sumwur she has aids n is on her deathbed,so ive just bin ignorin her.Just let her enjoy her final moments and pray 4 her.

Young man, I'm not going to say you shouldn't yab me. However, if you choose to do so, please do it in averagely decent grammar at least. Thank you.

Jackal:
Bandit is the mixture of a NINNY and a RETARD.
He wears his ass on his head.

@poorboy

If that wasn't funny, then there's something grossly wrong with your sense of humour. You need to see a shrink!

[quote author=I-man link=topic=17491.msg1507599#msg1507599 date=1190122173]What do you call an Arsenal fan with half a brain ??
Gifted.

What do you call an Arsenal fan in a 3 bedroom semi ??
A burglar.

Why do Arsenal men like smart women ??
Opposites attract.

What do you call a fly inside an Arsenal fans head ??
A Space Invader.

How do the braincells of an Arsenal fan die ??
Alone.

[/quote]GENIUS!!!

@Bandit

Naija lost the match? Too bad. Didn't even know we were playing. Don't know who we played and don't care. Just found out now that we were playing. I gave up on those ladies after their first match.

@Wormedup

Bandit is a PILLOCK. . . Sorry LUMMOX!

Bandit, so this is where you've been hiding! The fire outside is getting too much for you, huh?

Banderas:
Guys, let's be honest here none of us four (meaning Me, I-man, Jackal, and Razorr) are interested in making meaningful posts about each other's clubs. If we were we would use different words in our posts. We are only interested in winding each other up by any means necessary.

Banderas, you joined this forum on the 29th day of June in the year 2005 and you just figured that out?
Bleep's sake, what does that say of your intelligence?

@Jackal

Bandit is not only a LUMMOX, I heard that he is also related to SMEAGOL(you know who I'm talking about ).

Bandit is a christian though.

@TKB

Are you for real? Please don't chicken out o!

Let's wait for Kit.

@Bandit

I'm beginning to believe what these guys are saying about your intelligence.

Go back to I-man's post. He was talking about Loyika's link. Was he supposed to post the link again?

Even ma 4 yr old nephew would have deciphered that, but you were to much of a dunce to see it. It's sad.

JACKAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was harsh! Too harsh!! It's not fair!!

loyika:
WILL IT HAPPEN EVENTUALLY IN THE FUTURE!! YES!![/

You need to re-phrase that statement!

It should read as follows: -

WILL IT HAPPEN EVENTUALLY IN THE NEAR FUTURE!! YES!!

'NEAR' being the keyword here.

Spot On I-man!!!

Haaaaaaaaaaa

So here's where the party's @!

Lemme gatecrash this gig!

Bandit is a LUMMOX!!!

Loyika is MEMBERLESS!!!

justkunmi:
think bout the bet well then come back if you are sure u really want to bet. . .lol

That's another way of saying "I'm sorry, but I'm a broke ass"!

Don't worry, I get the message. I'ld let you pass.

Let someone else who's got the cash(Jackal for instance) come take the bet.