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Bandit, what's your real name?

And please Loyika, tell your boy here, Bandit, that Chelsea is g'onna give scum a good ass whooping.

@Loyika

Two questions for you -

1. Who's the butcher?

2. Where the heck has your ass been?

@Bandit

One word summarises your post -

ENVY!!

Is it just me, or did anyone else just perceive the smell of a cockroach?


@Bandit

Don't mind me. I'm just pissed off that you're backing scum over us in the next match.
Like Jackal would say, I'm phucking wiv your mind.

By the way, would you like to bet on the match?

@Bandit

Is this your idea of getting me distracted? Agreeing with a post from a retard? You're having a laugh.

I'm going back to the scum thread.

@Bandit

Bu hahahahahaha

That is the most pathetic lie I've heard today!

Confess, these guys rendered you speechless!!

Haaaaaaaaaaa

Finally!!

But why did that speech take you so long to compose?

Hahahahahahaha

Bandit, you've been called a DOLT!!

Please respond in kind!

@Bandit

You're a lummox(apologies Jackal).

Instead of facing these two guys like a man and replying to them in kind, you resort to attacking poor me like a coward N ninny!

Oh please guys. Don't make bandit cry. You know he's ma swetheart.

Buhahahahahahahahaha

Jackal, That was harsh, but I loved it!!!!

First thing you've said all day that I would agree with.

@Jackal

There's something about you I find entirely amusing. It's the fact that you have this funny believe that you are free to spew fuckever and we are supposed to just eat them up and be happy with ourselves.

Honestly, I'm trying very hard not to call you a pillock right now.

Jackal, I'm g'onna assume you are joking.
What's that thing you like to say - "Phucking with me mind".

For Bleep's sake Jackal!!!!!

I'm speechless at your last comment!

There's something wrong with your current temperature. I've got to do something about it and fast!!

Oya, report to ma chambers ASAP for some serious CHESTICULAR therapy!!

But on a serious note, I am quite pleased to see a Man United fan so confident about that match. Would you like to put your money on it?  
100 pounds would do.

Jackal, are you high or in heat?

Hargreaves to torment Essien?

I think I'ld settle for heat! You're in heat!

Jackal:
What can u offer? Pizarro? Malouda? Sidwell?

Well, let me tell you what we can offer : -

1. A dangerous and frightenly efficient Michael Essien!

2. A dangerous and improving Joe Cole!

3. An ever improving Shaun Wright Philips.

4. Alex the rock!!!

5. A heart warmingly efficient Belletti(Our best signing this season he is turning out to be ).

6. A very good collection of defenders.

7. An improving Lampard (3 PREM goals so far this season and goals for England too ).

And much more. . .

What more can you ask for?

Jackal:
He is suffering acute pains in his right knee at the moment and might likely miss Sunday's crunchy tie.

Haahahahahahahaha

If I were you, I would prepare for that match with the expectation that Chelsea would unleash her full squad(which is highly likely ).

You know how Chelsea is, don't be fooled by all you read in the media!

Ofcourse we would be happy if you prepare sloppily in the expectation that Drogba won't play!

Don't be surprised if he and Lampard come at you in full strength, like the bull dogs that they are, and make you weep!

Don't say you weren't warned!

Jackal:
it was just huffing and puffing as usual.
The goal was a valid goal, no doubt about it but a serious team chasing the title should have tucked the match away with 2 goals.

See me see wahala o!

So what would you say about your match?

Oh. . . I almost forgot! You guys aren't a team seriously chasing the title! i.e. - You're not title contenders!!!

Shevchenko?

Sweety, what makes you so sure Drogba wouldn't play?

Fat Frank?

Sweety, he is slimmer and lighter than even Nani.

Jackal:
Hesitate against Chelsea? No way.
This is the best time we can play Chelsea.
[size=13pt]The team is out of sorts[/size] and i am pretty confident United's strongest XI is better than Chelsea's.

There can only be one of three reasons for your making that statement: -

1. You didn't watch our last match.
2. You watched it, but you were too tipsy(after celebrating your victory).
3. You were shagging during the match.

Which is it darling?

Jackal:
@ Razorr,

Drogba is not going to be fit till October.

Lampard has been our top scorer this season(3rd overall), so the thought of him being fit to play against you should send shivers down your spine.

RuuDie:
Looks like without Lampard, there's little or no life in Chelsea

Well, he'ld be back to play against you.   So would Drogba.

RuuDie:
. . . . Joe Cole was by far the best player on the evening for Chelsea, at least thats some consolation that he's finding his feet and u guys can only pray that he keeps it up.

Well, more problems for our opponents to worry about. Also, did you see Belletti's performance? I was so impressed with the guy, I felt like french kissing him(apologies boo ).   And he's so handsome. If you were watching Chelsea for the first time, you'ld think he's been playing for us for 5 seasons. The guy settled in so easily.   I'm so proud.

RuuDie:
Well. . . . I know Chelsea fans don't really like the look of the table now, primarily c'uz the Gunners are sitting up there but lets face it, u guys are playing much worse than UTD are and to make matters worse, u face 'em in the next fixture. . . . . boy oh boy, not pretty at all!

Haahaahaaa

I'm so looking forward to that match. I'ld love to see the look on y'all's faces when we trash you. Don't forget that Lampard, Drogba and hopefully, Carvalho would all be back for that match and with the new found spirit in our camp, we would give you guys a lot of trouble.

Beware, my friend, your next defeat awaits you.

Before you guys(Arsenal fans in particular) start getting your erections, may I point out that we are just 2 points behind the table leaders?

It's too early to start making conclusions, so we can't really predict anything yet.

Man City are 2nd on the table for Bleep's sake!

And about the disallowed goal, official replays have shown that it was a perfectly valid goal and I expect an apology from the lines man (unless he's a manure fan or a scouser )


@Mature Chelsea fans (Kids, stay away please)
 

Did anyone notice that we stopped winning our Premier League games last season when Ballack went off in the game against Newcastle?

Or that the last time Terry and Carvalho played together in a competitive game was the first leg against Liverpool last season in the CL? That's the same for Drogba and Shevchenko.

Say whatever you want about Ballack, but the sooner he and Carvalho return, the better for the team.

I agree that Jose is a bad loser but that is because he is a winner. If he acknowledges his losses, he is telling to his players that losing is acceptable which in his eyes it isn't and I agree with him.


Next week's game against Man United would tell a lot about what this season should look like and with what I've seen so far from Man United, I see us giving them a good trashing. (Apologies Jackal )

Thank God Drogba isn't likely to play in our midweek CL game, so he'ld be fully fit to play manscum. Same with Lampard. And with the way we played on Saturday, having a natural goal poacher would help us kill manscum.

I open up the floor for objections and additions.

I know it sounds crazy, but do you guys think this formation might work?

. . . . . . . . . . . . . Cech. . . . . . . . . . . . .
Belleti. . . Alex. . Terry. . .Ashley Cole.
SWP. . . . . . Essien. . . . . . Malouda.

. . . . . . . . .Joe Cole. . . . . . . . . . . .

. . . . . . .Shevchenko. . .Pizarro. . . . . . . . . .

It's been confirmed that Carvalho isn't playing.

We can use the above formation in the first half to score early goals and then replace either Malouda or Joe Cole (depending on who is playing better) with Mikel.

If Malouda doesn't play too good, or if Joe plays better, we can take Malouda out and transfer Joe to the left wing, creating space for Mikel in midfield.

I think Mikel often looks like he's playing in second gear and he seems to lack urgency sometimes. When we desperately needed a goal against Villa there was very little creativity coming from Mikel.

Introducing him later would balance the midfield since he has the tendency of controling the midfield in his cool and calm manner.

What do you think?

@Akolawole and Cabali

Who and who would you like us to play in midfield, in the absense of Lampard?

Mikel/Maka and Essien? Or Essien and Sidwell?   The Essien and Sidwell combo would be a bad idea as far as I'm concerned, because it would mean Essien has to play as a defensive midfielder, which is not his natural role.

I would like to see Joe Cole on the left wing and SWP on the right. Or Joe cole in midfiend, right behind Sheva and Pizarro and Malouda on the left, with SWP on the right.

What do you guys think?

[quote author=I-man link=topic=17491.msg1497041#msg1497041 date=1189802984]When Tevez moved to Corinthians,he was completely crap in the beginning but eventually emerged as their best player.Same process repeated itself at the Hammers.

Now,with Utd,he has made a slow start again and people suddenly think he should be written off.What a bunch of oafs![/quote]He'ld emerge your best player after completing his five year jail term!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/sport/football.html?in_article_id=481235&in_page_id=1779

@Wormedup

What would be your prefered line up tomorrow, since both Lampard and Drogba are out?

Mine would be -


. . . . . . . . . . . . . Cech. . . . . . . . . . . . .
Belleti. . . Carvalho(if fit). . Terry. . .Ashley Cole.
SWP. . . . . . Essien. . . . . . Joe Cole.

. . . . . . . . .Kalou. . . . . . . . . . . .

. . . . . . .Shevchenko. . .Pizarro. . . . . . . . . .


Desperate Situations call for Desperate Measures! And having Lampard and Drogba out is one hell of a desperate Situation!

Blackburn, being the typical middle-level English clubside that they are, are nice in one thing and poor in others. Their strongest point is their attack!
They are very potent attacking-wise, so If we hit them HARD in our attack and stifle their midfield, we can get an early goal, which apart from demoralizing them, gives us the winning edge!

Mourinho has to impart much more Confidence in Sheva, he Obviously has got back his goalscoring form(ref: His goal in Ukraine's last match ).

I would opt for Mikel after our early goal or sometime later cause of his insightful passes. He might just be what Sheva and SWP need! Also he has the tendency of controling the midfield in a cool, calm manner, on his good day, ofcourse.

TKB, edit that comment before I count to 5!

tkb417:
why we lost on out Gareth Bale is a wonder to me. Micah Richards too is out of our grip now.

Silly me. . .

I had almost forgotten that signing every quality player in England is your natural birthright.

@Jackal

Tevez in defence?

Please do that abeg!! Do it in your match against us!!

I take God beg you. Please do it! That's if you have the liver.

Damn! It would be Christmas in September!!

Please does anyone understand a word of what the last poster said?