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Yellow card at Uncle Kola for his last comment.

How the info was gotten is not the issue here. Let's concentrate on the match.

Haahahahahahahaha

15 -2!!!

@ Mc Omo

Do you know Baba Elegusi(or is it Eleran) or not?
Just answer the bloody question.

Okay. . .  The oldies just scored a goal. It's now 14 - 2. Let's see what Jackal would come up with.

Haahaahaahaahaahaa

Do you guys need a referee or match commentator, 'cause my services are very much available.

As it is, Mr. Jackal is leading with 14 points to one in this match. chei!

Seems the oldies camp has taken a break. I don't remember blowing the whistle o.

Damn! I should have taken history classes when I had the chance.

haaaaaaa ko si wahala

Je ka fun awon agbalagba ni ile yi laye lati ba e faa. Owo mi o simbe mo o. (Hope my grammar ain't too bad. )

Akola and co., over to you. Me I no know book o.

Jackal which one be your own sef? Tell me, is there anything you don't know? You be winch?

You even know of events before your time. This one pass me o.

Bu haahaahahahahahahahaha

It's time for all the old papas and mamas on Nairaland to come out of their shells and address this one!

Oh ma dayzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I wasn't born then o.

Where are the oldies in the house?  Let's start with Mc momo.

Oh ok. . . I get it now. It was nice meeting you axe.

romeo:
another foolish girl on rampage

Uhhhhhh And you are?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Superman, why you no yab me na? I yabbed you so please reply in kind.

I've been in a bad mood all afternoon and I need to beat someone up. Please let me use you as scapegoat abeg.

Your spoken English is terrible and you stink!!

I hate morons like you parading all over the internet, just because they can afford it!

Get a life, you bloody idiot.

Stupid uneducated slowpoke!!!


There you have it. I yabbed you again. I'ld be disappointed if you don't yab me back.

This is getting ridiculous.

Superman, why don't you go back to Primary one and learn some English?

My two year old niece speaks better English than you. It's weird!!!!

WOW! 3-1!!!!

We'll score more goals in the second half. It would be baptism of fire for the Germans!

Ask me why - Cause I'll be watching!

So Germany is getting her confidence back, huh? They're pressing us. Hmmm. . .

Sorry to burst your bubbles guys. . . But Germany has scored.

chei!

I can't wait for 12 O'clock(ma lunch period).

I'm missing all the action cause I can't leave the office.

I'll have to watch only the second half.

2-0!! Wow!

Jackal, you need to get a dictionary and find out the meaning of the word history.

I'm sorry to say this darlingggg, but your use of the English grammar is terrible!


@Loyika and Vieira

No offence intended, but Mukina needs your attention in the gunners' thread asap.

Hello Bandit

Get off Roman's d'ick! If you w'anna shag him, just say so. Who knows, he just might let you lick his anus and balls.

As for walking out of the match - Oh puhleease.

Stop acting all self righteous on me. I'm sure you've done that before yourself.

I also stopped watching the match after the second goal. Stopped watching about the 86th minute. It doesn't make me less of a fan.

It only goes to show that winning is everything to us. We don't take defeat lightly. That's why we always win. That's our mentality.

Go and read JT's interview in the Sun and you'll understand.

We all take defeat badly. The coach, the players, the fans, but it doesn't mean jack!

The link is: - http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2007410502,00.html

loyika:
Are Sheva and Ballack not your players any more (Or now you will claim that they didn't make those statements ).

What negative staements did they make about the club.?

Please give me credible links in which these guys made negative statements about our club.

@Jackal

Read that again and come tell me we have no history and let me smack your mouth!


@Akola
Exactly

Jackal:
A team that has no history

Stop there and take a look at this: -


Chelsea Football Club (also known as The Blues or previously The Pensioners) are an English professional football club based in west London. Founded in 1905, they play in the Premier League and have spent most of their history in the top tier in English football. They have had two broad periods of success, one during the 1960s and early 1970s, and the second from the late 1990s to the present day. Chelsea have won three league titles, four FA Cups, four League Cups and two UEFA Cup Winners' Cups.[2]

Chelsea's home is the 42,055 capacity[1] Stamford Bridge football stadium in Fulham, West London, where they have played since their foundation. Despite their name, the club are based just outside the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea, in the London Borough of Hammersmith and Fulham. In 2003, the club was bought by Russian oil tycoon Roman Abramovich.[3]

The club's traditional kit colours are royal blue shirts and shorts with white socks. Their traditional crest is a ceremonial blue lion holding a staff; a modified version of this was adopted in 2005.[4] Chelsea are one of the best-supported clubs in the United Kingdom, with an estimated fanbase of around four million.[5]


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For more details on this topic, see History of Chelsea F.C.

The first Chelsea team in September 1905.Chelsea were founded on March 14, 1905 at The Rising Sun pub (now The Butcher's Hook), opposite the present-day main entrance to the ground on Fulham Road, and were elected to the Football League shortly afterwards. The club's early years saw little success; the closest they came to winning a major trophy was reaching the FA Cup final in 1915, where they lost to Sheffield United. Chelsea gained a reputation for signing big-name players[6] and for being entertainers, but made little impact on the English game in the inter-war years.

Former England centre-forward Ted Drake became manager in 1952 and proceeded to modernise the club. He removed the club's Chelsea pensioner crest, improved the youth set-up and training regime, rebuilt the side, and led Chelsea to their first major trophy success – the League championship – in 1954–55. The following season saw UEFA create the European Champions' Cup, but after objections from The Football League and the FA Chelsea were persuaded to withdraw from the competition before it started.[7]

The 1960s saw the emergence of a talented young Chelsea side under manager Tommy Docherty. They challenged for honours throughout the decade, and endured several near-misses. They were on course for a treble of League, FA Cup and League Cup going into the final stages of the 1964–65 season, winning the League Cup but faltering late on in the other two.[8] In three seasons the side were beaten in three major semi-finals and were FA Cup runners-up. In 1970 Chelsea were FA Cup winners, beating Leeds United 2–1 in a final replay. Chelsea took their first European honour, a UEFA Cup Winners' Cup triumph, the following year, with another replayed win, this time over Real Madrid in Athens.



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This image has an uncertain copyright status and is pending deletion. You can comment on the removal.The late 1970s and the 1980s were a turbulent period for Chelsea. An ambitious redevelopment of Stamford Bridge threatened the financial stability of the club,[9] star players were sold and the team were relegated. Further problems were caused by a notorious hooligan element among the support, which was to plague the club throughout the decade.[10] Chelsea were, at the nadir of their fortunes, acquired by Ken Bates for the nominal sum of £1, although by now the Stamford Bridge freehold had been sold to property developers, meaning the club faced losing their home.[11] On the pitch, the team had fared little better, coming close to relegation to the Third Division for the first time, but in 1983 manager John Neal put together an impressive new team for minimal outlay. Chelsea won the Second Division title in 1983–84 and established themselves in the top division, before being relegated again in 1988. The club bounced back immediately by winning the Second Division championship in 1988–89.

After a long-running legal battle, Bates reunited the stadium freehold with the club in 1992 by doing a deal with the banks of the property developers, who had been bankrupted by a market crash.[12] Chelsea's form in the new Premier League was unconvincing, although they did reach the FA Cup final in 1994. It was not until the appointment of former European Footballer of the Year Ruud Gullit as player-manager in 1996 that their fortunes changed. He added several top-class international players to the side, particularly Gianfranco Zola, as the club won the FA Cup in 1997 and established themselves as one of England's top sides again. Gullit was replaced by Gianluca Vialli, who led the team to victory in the League Cup and the Cup Winners' Cup in 1998, the FA Cup in 2000 and the UEFA Champions League quarter-finals in 2000. Vialli was sacked in favour of another Italian, Claudio Ranieri, who guided Chelsea to the 2002 FA Cup final and Champions League qualification in 2002–03.

In June 2003, Bates sold Chelsea to Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich for £140 million, completing what was then the biggest-ever sale of an English football club.[3] Owing to Abramovich's Russian heritage, the club were soon popularly dubbed "Chelski" in the British media.[13] Over £100 million was spent on new players, but Ranieri was unable to deliver any trophies, so he was replaced by successful Portuguese coach José Mourinho, who had just guided FC Porto to victory in the UEFA Champions League.

In 2005, Chelsea's centenary year, the club became Premiership champions in a record-breaking season (most clean sheets, fewest goals conceded, most victories, most points earned),[14] League Cup winners with a 3–2 win over Liverpool at the Millennium Stadium and reached the Champions League semi-finals. The following year, they were again League Champions, equalling their own Premiership record of 29 wins set the previous season. They also became the fifth team to win back-to-back championships since the Second World War and the first London club to do so since Arsenal in 1933–34.[15] In 2007 Chelsea won the League Cup for the second time in three years,[16] and finished 2nd in the Premier League. To end the season, Chelsea beat Manchester United 1-0 in the FA Cup final, the first at the new Wembley Stadium.[17]

Sir faggotson is a Arrow!!!

An old senile Arrow!!

Long overdue for retirement!!

He has grown so senile that he doesn't think well anymore. His assistants do his thinking for him and that's why he makes silly mistakes, like selling Alan smith and later regretting it.

Oh and one more thing. . . He looks stupid with that chewing gum he's always munching on - Someone should tell him to do away with it.


@Jackal
How's that for smacking you right back?

@Vieira

Whatever. . . 

@Akola

Please ignore these guys, they're just trying to wind you up.
I don't see anything wrong in posting links from Chelsea's site on a Chelsea thread to back up your points. There is nothing happening in their clubs and they're bored, that's why they're picking on us.

@Banderas

My last post is directed at you too.

Take your flat nose out of our affairs.

Thank You!

Akolawole:
Mr Jackal, What concern your Agbero with our Overload?

Haaa Uncle Kola, please help me ask these people o. I've been telling them to mind their business and leave us alone.

And if they're this curious about the bridge, why don't they go ahead and hire private detectives to investigate events at the Bridge?

They can pay someone to put bugs on Jose, Roman, Kenyon, Terry and co. Even on their wives, girlfriends and family members.

Leave us alone guys. Mind your business and we'll mind ours.

Thank You!

@Jackal

Sorry darling , but my last post is directed at you too.

Mind your business and we'll mind ours.

@Loyika

If there is trouble at the bridge, how is it any of your business?  Deal with your problems, and we'll deal with ours.

And if you're so concerned about us, why don't you write a long letter of advice for Jose and send it to him, who knows, he just might read it.

I'm sure your posts here on N/L do not get to him.

As for Sheva, I don't know whether you are being sarcastic, or you truly believe Mourinho is wrong about not adding him. I'll be disappointed if you do.

Sheva is not match fit. He still has a back problem, so I don't know what he and you are talking about.

He could only feature for about 60 minutes in his last match for his country and from what i read about that match, he was complete crap.

He needs time to get back to full fitness before he becomes a regular squad member again.

As for Ballack, I'm sure there is something we aren't being told. But I do not think there is any cause for alarm at the Bridge. Our last defeat aside, Kenyon has done a good job of making sure everyone is happy.

Thank you very much for you concern though, Sir. We really appreciate it.

Hey kit, what are you talking about?

@Doyin

You lost out! Take it like a big boy and stop whinning.

Pompey and its fans have no class.

@Doyin

It's not the money. . . It's just that you have no class. Sorry bro.

@Banderas
I didn't hide o. It was the flu that kept me away.

@Jackal

Talk na. How do you want the shipment? I love you, I swear. Your money, gigantic dingdong and pretty face. Goshhhhh!!!
You'll get to see, feel, bite and munch on the chesticles when you get them and then some.